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  1. 20th April 2009, 19:56 #1
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    One of the funniest comments she's ever made.

    Now I'm admittedly the master of the quick quip in our family but I must admit to being outclassed by Mrs Oakie last night. (I mentioned this in a thread last night but the more I've thought of it today, the cleverer it gets.) I shall share.

    Mrs Oakie asked me what she can knit when she finishes the jersey she's working on. I said "you can knit me a willy-warmer". She replied "yeah, I've got a pattern for toddlers gloves. I can just knit a thumb"!

    Probably the best one-liner she's come out with in the 30 years I've known her.
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    Well done mrs oakie

    Thats one of the funniest things i've heard in a long time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
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    Probably the best one-liner she's come out with in the 30 years I've known her.
    ....so she knows you intimatley then???
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    ....so she knows you intimatley then???
    I think 27 years of marriage would suggest so.
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    Crikey only a toddlers thumb
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    thats very clever! on the other thumb, she wouldnt need much wool
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    Well it does get cold in Christchurch in winter ya know...

    she was talking 'bout shrinkage wasn't she?
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    Do they really make knitting needles that small???????????
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    I don't get it . Is it humerous ?

    The smallest size of knitting needle is around 2mm diameter, US gauge 0 , UK gauge 14 . The size relates of course to the diameter, the length is (almost) irrelevant.

    But the size of the needles merely determines how 'fine' the knit will be, it is not related to the size of the finished article.
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    I don't get it .
    Neither does the pope but ya dont hear him complaining...
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    Neither does the pope but ya dont hear him complaining...
    More than can be said for the choir boys , though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
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    Probably the best one-liner she's come out with in the 30 years I've known her.
    If I bought her the wool, would she make you a poof?
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