Trevor Mallard's comedy gold.

**koba** · 21st April 2009, 08:28

Stuff.co.nz Had this quote from Trev regarding the Motel in Palmy that has banned people from Wainuiomata:

"It's stupid and very, very unfair. It shows the sort of blind prejudice I thought we didn't have in New Zealand anymore. I'm not surprised the [owner's] Australian."

**Mully** · 21st April 2009, 08:40

Poor old Trev, he's desperately trying to remain relevant and in the public eye.

This is the same reason you see Phil Goff and the Greens (in particular) flapping their gums all the time. They don't want people to forget who they are.

**MSTRS:Me** · 21st April 2009, 08:46

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Poor old Trev...Phil Goff and the Greens ... They don't want people to forget who they are.

Who or what are these things you speak of...?

**Mully** · 21st April 2009, 08:49

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Who or what are these things you speak of...?

They come from a dark time of NZ's history. It's best we don't speak of them again.

Shh, not another word. Go now. Let me always remember you like this.

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st April 2009, 08:53

Mr koba... dont you have STUDY you should be doing?!

**Mully** · 21st April 2009, 09:01

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Mr koba... dont you have STUDY you should be doing?!

Umm umm umm umm. Busted.

**MSTRS:Me** · 22nd April 2009, 09:15

In all seriousness, who watched the Close Up item about this?
The ocker owner has a naughty chair for adults that do bombs in the pool...FFS!! And the rabid Scotsman - what can I say?
The motel had a problem with a group of sportsmen/women and maybe a group of school students on a sports trip. These groups were from Wainuiomata. So now anyone from Wainui is banned from this motel. Using the owner and his lapdog's logic that 'all are tainted with the same brush', then we should deport all Aussies and Scotsmen for the same reason.

**MisterD** · 22nd April 2009, 10:00

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we should deport all Aussies and Scotsmen for the same reason.

Sounds good to me...when do we start?

**Mully** · 22nd April 2009, 10:00

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Using the owner and his lapdog's logic that 'all are tainted with the same brush', then we should deport all Aussies and Scotsmen for the same reason.

Didn't watch it. But what's the problem with this??

**Boob Johnson** · 22nd April 2009, 10:16

He has had a LOT more problems with people from Wainui than suggested above. It's been going on for a few years now. I'm not condoning his position but can fully appreciate where he is coming from.

The uni games have just passed through our fair city, this time with few issues. Not to say there weren't any just that they have toned things down this time, why you ask? Because they had issue getting ANYWHERE to stay due to poor behaviour in the past. Now the message is loud & clear they have pulled their heads in.

He may be erring on the side of being unreasonable but I can fully appreciate his position, enough is enough & a call needed to be made, as harsh as it may appear to you.

Last year I threatened to ban an entire school from not only our 3 locations but would pass it on to MANZ due to the conduct of one of the adults (believe it or not). Some people think they can just run a muck when they go away. He lost the attitude real quick after I had finished with him

**Patch** · 22nd April 2009, 10:19

Nothing - Wainui is just one big tip. Bury the fuckin lot of 'em I say . . .

I know of a KTM sponsored MX team that got evicted out of a similar establishment by the plod, 'cause they thought they owned the place and could do what they liked. The owner had a different opinion, called the plod, made a couple phone calls and they couldn't get accommodation in the town - everyone refused them. He successfully sued them for over $10,000.00 worth of damage, I believe KTM also recindered their sponsorship as well, when it all came out in the wash.

It ain't that fuckin' hard to work out why he has taken the stance he has. A few hundred dollars in lost revenue vs. a few thousand dollars in damage plus the cost off pursuing these lowlifes plus the loss of revenue due to repairs (of which is probably considerably more than the actual income for the nights' stay in itself) not to mention the image/attention the other guests have to put up with, which may or may not have them questioning their choice in accommodation venue which may or may not lead to future loss in revenue.

Thats some of the reason prices go up, 'cause halfwit retards wreck the fuckin' joint.

Ban them all when they show their face.

On a side note - I reckon ban all under 5's from public pools, nappies or not. Ban 'em!

**yungatart** · 22nd April 2009, 10:21

Banning a whole school is one thing, but to ban an entire town?
FFS...ludicrous!
I wouldn't darken the prick's door, were I ever to need motel accomodation in PN.

**MSTRS:Me** · 22nd April 2009, 10:43

So people from Wainui who wish to stay at this fuckwit's place should just tell him they come from somewhere else? Oh, and make sure that their vehicle reg does not show their home town....
Sure, ban those responsible for damage etc and put the word around the other businesses too. That's fine. But to ban a whole town, 99% of whom are no problem at all, well...that's just OTT, ludicrous, elitist, etc.
I'd be tempted to go in, ask if he had a vacancy, and when told Yes, I'd just laugh and tell him his attitude to potential guests is probably half the reason...as I walked out the door.

**PirateJafa** · 22nd April 2009, 10:45

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Thats some of the reason prices go up, 'cause halfwit retards wreck the fuckin' joint.

Ban them all when they show their face.

On a side note - I reckon ban all under 5's from public pools, nappies or not. Ban 'em!

Quick!