Laxed out rides

[slofox]

Years ago I lived over the road from a fucking little yappie goddam dog that used to chase me every time I rode the bike out of the driveway.
So I filled a squirt bottle with household ammonia ("Scrubs' Cloudy Ammonia" it was called). Next time the little bastard came yapping out I shot it with the ammonia...eheheh....did he take off! He never chased me again. Instead he started to chase cars. Then one day he ran into the car he was chasing and got squashed. Serves him fucking right I thought...

[ckai]

Is this thread gonna get back on to some kind of useful topic any time soon!

Too much wanking going on - me thinks

We could discuss something relevant like;
Where's the best place to get your bike tuned in Hamilton?
where would you get braided brake lines from in Hamilton?
Why does Insomnia wear a red baron hat?
Do you think we should ban Ian from riding his Blatt Blatt within half a kilometer from any of us, so he doesn't damage our ear drums?
Is it wrong to run over stupid little fluffy white dogs?

Hamilton Motorcycles are well priced (can't believe I said that)
USA - seriously. One shop has about 30% off Hel lines at the mo
Snoopy was taken
Yes
No and you can add poodles to that list. When I become a millionaire I'm going to de-sex the lot of them. They shouldn't breed.

[carver]

Years ago I lived over the road from a fucking little yappie goddam dog that used to chase me every time I rode the bike out of the driveway.
So I filled a squirt bottle with household ammonia ("Scrubs' Cloudy Ammonia" it was called). Next time the little bastard came yapping out I shot it with the ammonia...eheheh....did he take off! He never chased me again. Instead he started to chase cars. Then one day he ran into the car he was chasing and got squashed. Serves him fucking right I thought...

"I am like a dog chasing cars"
"what would i do if i caught one?"
"i dont know, i just...would"

where is that quote from, and who said it?

[Warr]

"I am like a dog chasing cars"
"what would i do if i caught one?"
"i dont know, i just...would"

where is that quote from, and who said it?

The Joker (Heath Ledger) 'The Dark Knight'
.... my keyboard skills amaze me

[ckai]

Did I see some of the laxed out crew ride down Ngaroto Road just south of TA this arvo?

[Leyton]

As far as I know there was nothing organized, but it could have been all done under the table to exclude me :P

[Murray]

Did I see some of the laxed out crew ride down Ngaroto Road just south of TA this arvo?

You proabably did see us - or at least you would have heard Milan. 4 of us went for a wee pottle Te Awamutu, Pirongia Cambridge. Didnt ask Leyton if he wanted to come because he might have gt some spots on his bike and we didnt really decide to have a pootle until after lunchtime.

[Spazm]

You proabably did see us - or at least you would have heard Milan. 4 of us went for a wee pottle Te Awamutu, Pirongia Cambridge. Didnt ask Leyton if he wanted to come because he might have gt some spots on his bike and we didnt really decide to have a pootle until after lunchtime.

Sweet.. how was the weather and the roads ?

[mister.koz]

Is this thread gonna get back on to some kind of useful topic any time soon!

Too much wanking going on - me thinks

We could discuss something relevant like;
Where's the best place to get your bike tuned in Hamilton?
where would you get braided brake lines from in Hamilton?
Why does Insomnia wear a red baron hat?
Do you think we should ban Ian from riding his Blatt Blatt within half a kilometer from any of us, so he doesn't damage our ear drums?
Is it wrong to run over stupid little fluffy white dogs?

• Seew willie at speedtech or Hamilton motorcycles for servicing - they are both good for servicing and would know about who to goto regarding tuning.
• www.powersport.co.nz - for new braided lines/clearskins, i think speedtech have some 2nd hand ones at the mo for a good price
• Insomnia is actually the red baron in disguise - shhh secret squirrel
• Ian's bike aint that loud, are you following too close hehe
• Fluffy dogs are annoying but then can get wedged between your wheel, chain and swingarm - i would avoid them and just clock them with your boot/knee/elbow while passing

Whanga road was greasy, messy and dirty and filled with odd european cars driving like idiots... Some dude in a pergeot took it personally when i passwed him... glad i took the car!

[Murray]

Sweet.. how was the weather and the roads ?

Weather was pretty good, roads were good. Stopped at "The Creamery" for a bite to eat and coffee. Started raining once in cambridge and trip back to hams was not that pleasent. I need a new front tyre now. Noticed a gash that you can fold back, in Cambidge. Thought it was feeling a bit strange on the uneven roads between Tea and Cambridge.,

[ckai]

You proabably did see us - or at least you would have heard Milan. 4 of us went for a wee pottle Te Awamutu, Pirongia Cambridge. Didnt ask Leyton if he wanted to come because he might have gt some spots on his bike and we didnt really decide to have a pootle until after lunchtime.

Na actually saw you guys from our house (well the parents anyway). We were trying to birth a calf. Saw a few of ya that looked familiar then noticed the unmistakable Honda bringing up the rear.

[Spazm]

Weather was pretty good, roads were good. Stopped at "The Creamery" for a bite to eat and coffee. Started raining once in cambridge and trip back to hams was not that pleasent.

That's not too bad.. Who went ?

[Murray]

Just me donna, Trina and Milan. We did the restricted course run that Trina went on 2 weeks ago so Donna can see what she has to do and where she has to go to get rid of that L plate and then just decided to go for a ride.

[ckai]

... then just decided to go for a ride.

And that's how it should be

[Leyton]

And that's how it should be

I want to go for a ride now, Two things preventing me Work, Hay fever drugs making me dopey. g3y!

And yeah, The weekend ride would have made my bike dirty :/.. hehe nah, I was mowing lawn for 3 hours!, Packing the shed, and packing stuff inside the house for next weekend.