Weird how I didn't know what an H1R was eh? Oh yeah...you REALLY got ne there mate!~ I mean fuck me...what did I say..."an H1R is what...about 80hp?",,,and yet I didn't know what one was right? Riiiiight. I thought I'd dig the very same model recognition manual out I was made to know page by page back when I did my first tour of duty at Boyle Kawasaki. John and Mark wouldn't let me serve customers until I knew every single bike in that fucking book. It's still in pretty much the same condition today as it was back then.
Fuck me dead then...would you look at this!!!!
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What an incredible coincidence! Not only did I remember/know what one was...I knew exactly how much fucking HP Kawasaki claimed in the day. 80 fucking HP knobface. So...I'll make it simple for you...to me (maybe not to you, but I don't give s shit waht you think), a poxy old 80hp wire wheeled drum braked H1R is nothing like a far more abvanced four cyl, liquid cooled disc braked RGV or similar. Just like a Manx Norton was nothing like one. But hey...they were the 500cc GP bike of the time you know!!! So fucking what??? They're NOTHING LIKE AN RGV500. As I also said...apart from being a 500cc two stroke...they share nothing. Do you get it you thick bastard?
Fuck we had a good laugh about you at work today. As Mark said today..."if you'd forgotten what an H1R is, I'd sack ya". You just stick yo uncle google...and leave the facts to those of us that've actually been there and done it a bit eh? Or have at least mingled with those that really did it. Look up Dicky Lawton one day Sonny. You'll maybe find out the shop I did my time at at the very beginning has a very rich history of 500cc grand prix racing and tuning. You may also find that knowledge has been passed on through the years and generations that are still there now.
Right down to the KR1SP's we built and I raced. AFTER Aaron Slight and his RZ250 Yamaha's were well gone.
Night night Mr Google. Oh, and ask ya boyfriend why it is that Croz's book cover has him astride a Z1R based superbike rather than an H1R?
Dickheads...both of ya.
Sorry everyone else. That's my last rant to these two retards.
As you were.
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