MotoGP 2015

[ellipsis]

I'm not coming back here for heifer and heifer....

...there may a thread coming up for the lactose intolerant...stick around...

[Big Dog]

Is that because the puns are a little cheesy? Or are you mootivated by other factors?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

P.s the farts of the lactose intolerant can have pretty good hang time. They really do stick around.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[ellipsis]

...a new thread should be started before casein-a comes along and tells us of the dangers of country riding and following milk tankers around corners...

[ellipsis]

...sorry Shaun...you posted in the 2015 milk racing thread...do not pass GO...

[Bender]

Looks like it will be an udder good race weekend.

[James Deuce]

I'll be hoofing it to the telly.

[ellipsis]

...I sent my wife to the supermarket to line up for the chocolate milk so I dont miss anything...I hope she's back before it's all over...

[James Deuce]

It has to be said: She'd be a cow if she didn't come back with the chocolate milk.

[Big Dog]

haha Ernie drives a fast milk truck.


Danni comes out fighting also


1. Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda Team (RC213V) 2m 1.379s [Lap 15/16] 323km/h (Top Speed)
2. Aleix Espargaro ESP NGM Forward Racing (Forward Yamaha) 2m 1.393s +0.014s [10/13] 317km/h
3. Jorge Lorenzo ESP Movistar Yamaha MotoGP (YZR-M1) 2m 1.416s +0.037s [9/15] 322km/h
4. Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda Team (RC213V) 2m 1.670s +0.291s [5/15] 327km/h
5. Stefan Bradl GER LCR Honda MotoGP (RC213V) 2m 1.716s +0.337s [9/17] 322km/h
6. Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha MotoGP (YZR-M1) 2m 1.842s +0.463s [11/18] 324km/h
7. Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (Desmosedici) 2m 1.971s +0.592s [7/14] 323km/h
8. Cal Crutchlow GBR Ducati Team (Desmosedici) 2m 2.171s +0.792s [3/15] 322km/h
9. Yonny Hernandez COL Pramac Racing (Desmosedici) 2m 2.209s +0.830s [15/16] 323km/h
10. Pol Espargaro ESP Monster Yamaha Tech 3 (YZR-M1)* 2m 2.248s +0.869s [4/17] 322km/h
11. Andrea Iannone ITA Pramac Racing (Desmosedici) 2m 2.597s +1.218s [8/15] 320km/h
12. Bradley Smith GBR Monster Yamaha Tech 3 (YZR-M1) 2m 2.627s +1.248s [17/18] 321km/h
13. Alvaro Bautista ESP Go&Fun Honda Gresini (RC213V) 2m 2.722s +1.343s [11/17] 322km/h
14. Hiroshi Aoyama JPN Drive M7 Aspar (RCV1000R) 2m 2.847s +1.468s [10/18] 315km/h
15. Scott Redding GBR Go&Fun Honda Gresini (RCV1000R)* 2m 2.898s +1.519s [14/16] 309km/h
16. Karel Abraham CZE Cardion AB Motoracing (RCV1000R) 2m 2.935s +1.556s [16/16] 311km/h
17. Hector Barbera ESP Avintia Racing (Desmosedici) 2m 3.220s +1.841s [12/13] 321km/h
18. Nicky Hayden USA Drive M7 Aspar (RCV1000R) 2m 3.787s +2.408s [15/16] 312km/h
19. Alex De Angelis RSM NGM Forward Racing (Forward Yamaha) 2m 4.454s +3.075s [14/16] 310km/h
20. Michael Laverty GBR Paul Bird Motorsport (PBM-ART) 2m 4.553s +3.174s [13/14] 309km/h
21. Danilo Petrucci ITA IodaRacing Project (ART) 2m 4.658s +3.279s [15/16] 307km/h
22. Mike Di Meglio FRA Avintia Racing (Avintia)* 2m 5.007s +3.628s [4/13] 306km/h
23. Broc Parkes AUS Paul Bird Motorsport (PBM-ART)* 2m 6.195s +4.816s [11/12] 305km/h

So your saying that they were really mooving?
Did any one throw a paddy about being left out in the paddock?

[Berries]

Is that because the puns are a little cheesy? Or are you mootivated by other factors?

Nah, I'm just fucking friesian.

[James Deuce]

Well, put a jersey on then!

[Bender]

You guys are really milking the cow theme.

Don't you think it's getting a little cheesy?

Maybe time to moove on.

[James Deuce]

Don't be a tit.

[Shaun Harris]

Don't be a tit.

udder-ly silly