Crotch failure

**newbould** · 12th May 2009, 20:19

A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.

Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

**Sidewinder** · 12th May 2009, 20:22

Originally Posted by newbould

A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.

Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

nappys?

**Mom** · 12th May 2009, 20:23

Originally Posted by newbould

A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.

Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

Well passed oh cold balls!

Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed, I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

New pants sound like a good idea

**Sidewinder** · 12th May 2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by Mom

Well passed oh cold balls!

Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed, I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

New pants sound like a good idea

no you only got a wet crotch because you were watching one of our vids

**sels1** · 12th May 2009, 20:27

Ha ha , I know that feeling. A check of my cordura pants revealed a small split on the seam of the waterproof liner - must have streched a bit hard lifting the leg over the bike at some stage. I now wear a an exra pair of waterproof leggings over the top on rainy days - that works well.

**Sidewinder** · 12th May 2009, 20:28

rev'it or alpinestars onepeice wetweater suit is the goal!

**puddy** · 12th May 2009, 20:30

Apparently when you get old, that may become a daily occurrence! It doesn't even have to rain!

Till then.........new pants.

**gatch** · 12th May 2009, 20:35

The best wet weather gear is still the standard issue warehouse $20 yellow pvc.. Turn the jacket backwards and tuck the hood into the side of your helmet.. Safe as fuck.

**jafar** · 12th May 2009, 20:41

Originally Posted by Mom

Well passed oh cold balls! Yeah that is a shitty feeling indeed

,

& YOU would know this how exactly?

Originally Posted by Mom

I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.

Just when I thought I had heard it all

**newbould** · 12th May 2009, 20:48

Originally Posted by Mom

I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet

Brazilian needed?

You meant the seam of your biker pants!!!

Sorry

**YellowDog** · 12th May 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by newbould

A bit rainy this morning - never a problem before but today after about 10 minutes I had this wet feeling around the genitals - over anxious about my full test coming up at lunchtime? the blonde in the T-shirt taking an early morning stroll in the rain? unfortunately not - just bike pants malfunctioning - but just in that one area!!! Honest!! So now i'm riding with the boys sitting in a pool of cold water.

Then the roadworks - quick stand on the pegs to soften the wicked drop off and that pool of rain runs down my inner thighs. Oh joy!

Anyway passed the test. Now all I need is a V-Strom and a new pair of pants

Sorry to hear you pissed yourself with nerves.

Great result - many congrats.

**caseye** · 12th May 2009, 22:09

Well done on passing the test, about the wet fluffy's! LOL soz couldn't help it.Well done and any old over trousers will stop the leaks for now,a one piece rain suit is the best idea.