Does my arse look big in these?

[rosie631]

Just got my first pair of proper bike pants. Usually just ride in jeans but doing the brass this weekend so thought I'd better get my act together. OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker.:eek5: I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.

[Pussy]

How many pick handles across is it, Rosie? :D

[MsKABC]

It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway ;)

[Taz]

Pics. We need pics.

[Mom]

Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.

Elegant is not what is important here, you will be safe, and hopefully warm!

We all look friggen yummy as all get out in our gear, trust me on this :yes:


How many pick handles across is it, Rosie? :D

Pick handle as measures eh...hmmmmm you will keep :spanking:


It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway ;)

Or if they dont we give them the bash <_<

[mynameis]

Giz a look ooww ? Where da pics ;) :lol:

[MsKABC]

Or if they dont we give them the bash <_<

Or the boot.... :rofl:

[MsKABC]

Giz a look ooww ? Where da pics ;) :lol:

Yes, I must say - this thread is useless without pics!

[rosie631]

Pics. We need pics.

Trust me. You don't :weep:.

[normajeane]

Just got my first pair of proper bike pants. Usually just ride in jeans but doing the brass this weekend so thought I'd better get my act together. OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker.:eek5: I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.

TASSELS, lotsa tassels. Put them on yr ass:Punk:

[98tls]

It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway ;) :no:Big arse is a big arse no matter what you wrap it in:laugh:Dont worry Rosie sure your arse will look fine<_<You lot get it easy compared to us,no matter what you call it,receding hairline/thinning blah blah blah its still bloody balding:doh:

[DJSin]

I recently got new pants and not only does my arse look big in them but when I sit on the bike they go all "novus" on me :o

[Cheshire Cat]

My bum looks completely non-existant in my leather pants:doh: :laugh:
Be happy you've got one

[normajeane]

TASSELS, lotsa tassels. Put them on yr ass:Punk:

Oh yeah and the HARLEY, well thats cool and might just draw them away from other things!!:drool:

[MsKABC]

I recently got new pants and not only does my arse look big in them but when I sit on the bike they go all "novus" on me :o

Get a jacket that zips to your pants then!

[normajeane]

:no:Big arse is a big arse no matter what you wrap it in:laugh:Dont worry Rosie sure your arse will look fine<_<You lot get it easy compared to us,no matter what you call it,receding hairline/thinning blah blah blah its still bloody balding:doh:

OOh you so nice!!:2guns::love:

[MsKABC]

:no:Big arse is a big arse no matter what you wrap it in:laugh:Dont worry Rosie sure your arse will look fine<_<You lot get it easy compared to us,no matter what you call it,receding hairline/thinning blah blah blah its still bloody balding:doh:

Yes, but my point was that if you have a "normal" sized arse before the pants, then they are not going to make you look huge. Anyway, some blokes like a little junk in the trunk ;) Just like some women don't mind a man who is growing through the top of his hair :hug:

[normajeane]

Yes, but my point was that if you have a "normal" sized arse before the pants, then they are not going to make you look huge. Anyway, some blokes like a little junk in the trunk ;) Just like some women don't mind a man who is growing through the top of his hair :hug:

Ride on master!!:mellow:

[rosie631]

Maybe I should post a pic and we can have a poll :rofl::rofl:

[normajeane]

Maybe I should post a pic and we can have a poll :rofl::rofl:

Nah, let us all have our fun with tinking!!:laugh:

[98tls]

Yes, but my point was that if you have a "normal" sized arse before the pants, then they are not going to make you look huge. Anyway, some blokes like a little junk in the trunk ;) Just like some women don't mind a man who is growing through the top of his hair :hug: :clap:Nice,fair call,honestly Rosie i wasnt having a crack at your bum,never seen it.Just having a laugh.

[MsKABC]

:clap:Nice,fair call,honestly Rosie i wasnt having a crack at your bum,never seen it.Just having a laugh.

"having a crack" :rofl:

[98tls]

"having a crack" :rofl: Glad someone got it.

[McJim]

Glad someone got it.

We all got it - can't poo without a crack in yer arse....

[Pussy]

Maybe I should post a pic and we can have a poll :rofl::rofl:

Go on, then! :niceone:

[normajeane]

We all got it - can't poo without a crack in yer arse....

:laugh::bash:Got to be a man's point of view!! :2guns:

[Laxi]

feel better? :rofl:

[98tls]

We all got it - can't poo without a crack in yer arse.... Tell me about those Hedgehogs again Jimmy.:shit:

[normajeane]

Pussy!!:shifty:

[normajeane]

Pussy!!:shifty:

Some days you just want to...,..:2guns:

[Pussy]

Pussy!!:shifty:

:innocent: <what have I done?>

[Insanity_rules]

We all look friggen yummy as all get out in our gear, trust me on this :yes:

I must second this point. A woman in bike gear does it for me!

[mstriumph]

................... OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker.:eek5: I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! ...................

ok - reality check

if you bought them as a fashion statement you've wasted your money [we ALL do - they flatter NOone]

but if you bought them with safety and snug in mind - you are a winner, no?

personally, i think your purchase makes you a winner!! :Punk:

[98tls]

Elegant is not what is important here, you will be safe, and hopefully warm!

We all look friggen yummy as all get out in our gear, trust me on this :yes:
<_< <_<All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".

[FJRider]

<_<All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".

The consummate romantic... :beer:

[Mom]

<_<All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".

:laugh: The worst part of that truism is trying to get the bloody stuff off when desperate for a pee! Bloody hell, layer upon layer and all sorts of velcro and zips makes it a nightmare :killingme

[cowpatz]

So in order to answer your question do we get to see this arse or not? :blink:

Yes a woman in leather does it for me.

[Stirts]

:laugh: The worst part of that truism is trying to get the bloody stuff off when desperate for a pee! Bloody hell, layer upon layer and all sorts of velcro and zips makes it a nightmare :killingme

Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips :shit:

[cowpatz]

Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips :shit:

Leather AND beads of sweat over your body.....hubba hubba drool!

[Stirts]

Leather AND beads of sweat over your body.....hubba hubba drool!

Hmmmmmm you may want to be a bit more specific

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[Mom]

Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips :shit:

The variations of the wee dance are classic. Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?

[nodrog]

Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?

i think only asian chicks wipe side to side

[caseye]

tooooooooo Much! LOL Rosie, Long as your arse is well protected don't worry about a thing deary, the blokes will follow you anywhere in leathers.

[Stirts]

The variations of the wee dance are classic. Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?

I am a front to back, side to side and up and down kinda girl. Looks kinda like an epileptic trying to pole dance really :D

[Taz]

I am a front to back, side to side and up and down kinda girl. Looks kinda like an epileptic trying to pole dance really :D

Need video.... Post it on youtube :)

[cowpatz]

I'm a forward and back or up and down bloke for what thats worth :)

[PrincessBandit]

I just had to shed 7 pounds to wriggle back into mine and my arse still looks big! :shit: But it's all about practicality for me, never been worried about fashion or looking hot. My sparkling personality makes up for it all :laugh:

[NDORFN]

Ladies... show me photos of your asses both with and without the pants and I'll tell you if they make it look big(ger).

[cowpatz]

I take it then that a lack of pics means...YES you do have a big arse. but hey it is a well protected arse and it is clad in leather. So there you go! nuff said.

[LBD]

I you have to ask...the answer is yes ofcourse it does...


Just got my first pair of proper bike pants. Usually just ride in jeans but doing the brass this weekend so thought I'd better get my act together. OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker.:eek5: I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.

[davebullet]

Men either respect all riders or think women look hot on a bike.... so either way from a male perspective you're fine!

[rosie631]

I wore them on the Brass and they kept me bloody warm. So that's the main thing. Might get some stylier ones when my finances recover from the bike repairs but until then, will be wearing these, regardless of how they look. Can't believe I've been freezing my arse off in jeans all these years.

[AllanB]

:no:Big arse is a big arse no matter what you wrap it in:laugh:Dont worry Rosie sure your arse will look fine<_<You lot get it easy compared to us,no matter what you call it,receding hairline/thinning blah blah blah its still bloody balding:doh:

I prefer the term 'receded' as in it's not going any further.

[AllanB]

Can't believe I've been freezing my arse off in jeans all these years.


Can't be that big then if you have been freezing it off :laugh::laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

... never ask a question you don't want the answer to...

[Kickaha]

Does my arse look big in these?

I can't tell it's blocking out all the available light :dodge:

[R1madness]

errrr at the risk of gettin in trouble my answer is always " its not the pants fault " gulp