Kids are great [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Slipstream

18th March 2005, 16:03

While posting, my 2 year old mop top climbs up on my knee and points to a mole on my neck.

"what's that?"

"it's a mole sweetie"

"mole?"

"yes"

"moley mole?"

"yes"

*jumps off lap and runs wildly around small flat at loudest possible volume*

"moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley ....."

Kids huh....you gotta love 'em .... specially rolled up in focciacia bread with pesto :D

inlinefour

18th March 2005, 16:08

there is room for all Gods' lovely creatures on this earth. In between two slices of bread. :apint:

Coyote

18th March 2005, 16:09

You have to catch that stuff on video to show them when they're older :eek:

James Deuce

18th March 2005, 16:10

No they're not. They're expensive and they leak.

MSTRS

18th March 2005, 16:10

Count the ways we love 'em eh? :yeah: Once we have them, the little critters sort of drill their way into our hearts & we forget what life without them was like. (Parents must develop an amnesia gene).

James Deuce

18th March 2005, 16:14

(Parents must develop an amnesia gene).

No they don't. I want my life back. One of my workmates turned up to work with vomit on his shoes yesterday. He had a great Wednesday night. I cleaned up poo. Not his I might add, one of my little treasures has the runs.

18th March 2005, 16:16

Oh Lil is a cutie :D
I always enjoy the welcome I get from them when I come to your house :)

MSTRS

18th March 2005, 16:19

No they don't. I want my life back. One of my workmates turned up to work with vomit on his shoes yesterday. He had a great Wednesday night. I cleaned up poo. Not his I might add, one of my little treasures has the runs.
Nice....just burst my bubble of warm fuzzies. Revenge time - just wait til your's are teenagers, you will remember today's little tribulations with fondness. Ha! I say, Ha!

Slipstream

18th March 2005, 16:21

Oh Lil is a cutie :D
I always enjoy the welcome I get from them when I come to your house :)

What the baby tackle and boob grab??? ;)

18th March 2005, 16:24

What the baby tackle and boob grab??? ;)
LOL :laugh:

Skunk

18th March 2005, 16:29

I'm glad I'm not having any.
(OK there is one that is mine, but was never with me - he'll be 17 this year and I've missed the whole growing up thing.)
Thank God for nieces... :wari:

Motu

18th March 2005, 16:41

A few days ago my 12 yr old boy pulls up his shirt and scratches himself...he's covered in spots! WTF! 'What's that?'...''oh,just flea bites'' (the cat has a shit load of fleas)....'that's more than flea bites boy,let's see your legs''...his legs are covered too,I tilt up his chin and his neck is covered in small spots too.'How you been feeling lately?'....''I'm ok,had a bit of a cold the other day'' - 'BLOODY HELL,YOU SILLY LITTLE BUGGA,you've got CHICKEN POX!'

''Yeah,whatever'' he says.Jeez,kids are no worries eh?

crazylittleshit

18th March 2005, 16:45

kids are great as long as you can give them back.............................................. .... :cry:

ZorsT

18th March 2005, 20:48

Im sure that Alarumba and all those other youngins will agree with me here

we are awesome

:)

Waylander

18th March 2005, 23:47

Depends on the age... Can't stand the ones that just lay about and cry all the time. It's when they grow out of that that they become fun. Like chasing them around the house playing tag or what not, that is fun. But when I am trying to relax and all I hear is some little baby or very young kid crying it just iritates the hell out of me.
Also when they yell for everything they say...
You know I don't think it's noisy kids I don't like but just random noise altogether.:spudwhat:

mini_hooks_

19th March 2005, 01:26

kids !!! .... don't get me started !! ... little darlings ..... yeah right .. those of you that have met my brood know what I'm on about !! .....

Oh and has anyone seen my sleep anywhere ???

Hooks

19th March 2005, 01:27

like I said !! the little dumbass hadn't logged out !! ....GGGRRrrrrrrrrr

2_SL0

19th March 2005, 09:28

I was wondering how Mini Hooks had managed a brood of his own. Last Christmas our family went from 2 to 3. MY god did some changes occur. But man is he a lot of fun to be around. I use to be one of those people that unless the child was related to me I would find the crying irrating. Now the crying just makes me smile and pick him up. OMG, Ive become soft. :ar15: :ar15: :brick: :2thumbsup

Jackrat

19th March 2005, 10:36

mangell6

19th March 2005, 13:12

Ha kids,
My dauther gets married next month.
Their planning on kids as soon as.
Then grandad is going to show up on a regular basis with big bags of sugar rich lollys.
Revenge revenge :devil2: :msn-wink:

The best part of all, lots of raspberry drinks and lollies, then leave to go home and then their parents can look after them. :D :2thumbsup

Jantar

19th March 2005, 14:01

Ha kids,
My dauther gets married next month.
Their planning on kids as soon as.
Then grandad is going to show up on a regular basis with big bags of sugar rich lollys.
Revenge revenge :devil2: :msn-wink:

My daughter is due to have her first child today or tomorrow. I reckon its great that my ex-wife is to become a grandmother. Serves her right. :wari:

StoneChucker

19th March 2005, 17:07

While they can be a handful, you obviously get a whole lot more out of it than can be explained. I'm so envious, I might just steal one!

:weep:

19th March 2005, 17:31

While they can be a handful, you obviously get a whole lot more out of it than can be explained. I'm so envious, I might just steal one!

:weep:
Nooooo you'll have to get around me first (fat joke)...lol

Biff

19th March 2005, 17:38

Screaming rug bug shit machines the lot of em. Except mine. Mine are cool.
Any young girl of mine that screams at her brother to watch out for daddies "ballnuts" when said son jumps on him is ok by my book. In small doses. At weekends. Sometimes.

StoneChucker

19th March 2005, 17:48

Nooooo you'll have to get around me first (fat joke)...lol
No need to poke fun at me! hehehehehe [pt] :shake:

You know, we could accomplish so much more if we worked together...

Slipstream

20th March 2005, 09:02

StoneChucker and NC30 ... no need to fight, I have 2 ankle biters...1 for each of you :2thumbsup

StoneChucker you can have the older one, cos NC30 already put dibbs on the mop-top baby tackler :lol:

20th March 2005, 09:29

StoneChucker and NC30 ... no need to fight, I have 2 ankle biters...1 for each of you :2thumbsup

StoneChucker you can have the older one, cos NC30 already put dibbs on the mop-top baby tackler :lol:
Yay lil:D

I feel so bad picking favorites..but oh soooo cute:D