Suzy Cato [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Indiana_Jones

27th May 2009, 20:45

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<img src="http://www.nzfrogs.org/site/nzfrog/images/Plight_PArty/PhilSuzy.gif">

Damn suzy Cato is fine!

davebullet

27th May 2009, 20:52

I've yet to meet a Suzy that isn't good looking.

Indiana_Jones

27th May 2009, 20:53

Must line up a threesome with Suzy and the big save furniture girl!

-Indy

BuFfY

27th May 2009, 20:55

I am watching a video of hers with the kids soon, I will pass it on to you after we are finished with it ;)

jafar

27th May 2009, 20:56

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Damn suzy Cato is fine!

I'd tap it :Punk:

short-circuit

27th May 2009, 21:28

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<img src="http://www.nzfrogs.org/site/nzfrog/images/Plight_PArty/PhilSuzy.gif">

Damn suzy Cato is fine!

Give her a man cut and a bit of stubble and she'd look like you - maybe that's why you fine her so appealing?

Dooly

27th May 2009, 21:42

Must line up a threesome with Suzy and the big save furniture girl!

-Indy

What a fine idea.

You'd have to find something to put in the Big Save chick's mouth to shut her up tho.
Wonder what would be handy..............:msn-wink:

Big Dave

27th May 2009, 22:40

EJK

27th May 2009, 22:42

Isn't she from Suzy's World? The wierd science tv program for kids? I used to like that.

Harvd

27th May 2009, 22:47

Give her a man cut and a bit of stubble and she'd look like you - maybe that's why you fine her so appealing?

Thats freaky man!

Im attracted to female equlvilents of myself too though

Metalor

27th May 2009, 23:01

Give her a man cut and a bit of stubble and she'd look like you - maybe that's why you fine her so appealing?

Haha, funnily enough some study has been done on this and it turns out people tend to go for members of the opposite sex who look like similar to themselves (features-wise). Not saying EVERYONE but the majority of people do, given the choice/opportunity.

As for me, I'm not fussy :P

Metalor

27th May 2009, 23:03

And yea, I'd probably let ole' Suz give me a bit of oral relief but I wouldn't use it for wank material.

Forest

27th May 2009, 23:59

I'm a great fan of mature women.

Though Maggie Barry is more to my taste. There's something wonderful about smart redheads.

Indiana_Jones

28th May 2009, 07:59

As for me, I'm not fussy :P

any hole's a goal for you aye? :laugh:

-Indy

Blackshear

28th May 2009, 09:52

She used to frequent the New World store I worked at once upon a time.
She really didn't like me for some reason :lol:

vifferman

28th May 2009, 10:51

She lives in the Birkenhead area. I've seen her a few times in Highbury.
BTW - she looks better on TV - she has a big butt.

Naki Rat

28th May 2009, 10:57

I'm a great fan of mature women.

Though Maggie Barry is more to my taste. There's something wonderful about smart redheads.

You're probably out of luck there. Fisheater I've heard :bleh:

Indiana_Jones

28th May 2009, 12:04

She lives in the Birkenhead area. I've seen her a few times in Highbury.
BTW - she looks better on TV - she has a big butt.

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-Indy

peasea

28th May 2009, 14:59

She lives in the Birkenhead area. I've seen her a few times in Highbury.
BTW - she looks better on TV - she has a big butt.

That's the thing with TV-types, they look good on screen but often the fantasy is WAAAAY better than the reality. Then they go and ruin everything by speaking.

The best looking woman I've ever seen on TV is Minnie Caldwell.

ajturbo

28th May 2009, 16:18

thank god it's not just me...

fell in love with her the moment luke used to watch her shows.....

thought i was the ONLY pervert here...

ManDownUnder

28th May 2009, 16:21

thought i was the ONLY pervert here...

The ONLY pervert???

... get in line brutha...

Laava

28th May 2009, 20:40

That's the thing with TV-types, they look good on screen but often the fantasy is WAAAAY better than the reality. Then they go and ruin everything by speaking.

The best looking woman I've ever seen on TV is Minnie Caldwell.

Hilda Ogden was alright. But in real life, she was old as and that hair!!

peasea

28th May 2009, 20:41

Hilda Ogden was alright. But in real life, she was old as and that hair!!

What about the Walker woman?

Pussy

28th May 2009, 20:44

What about the Walker woman?

Pfffft!

Ena Sharples ftw

mynameis

28th May 2009, 20:50

Man you've bad taste, who's next Aunty Helen :lol:

smoky

28th May 2009, 20:55

Damn suzy Cato is fine!

Mate she's rather middle aged average? You guys must have a Freudian thing about your mum, or ya 5th form maths teacher!!!!!

Where you guys at? If thats ya fantasy girl then you lack some imagination!

The Pastor

28th May 2009, 21:04

you're sick!

http://pyrocam.com/filez/go/4407_84550556475_753041475_1927590_8083643_n.jpg

peasea

28th May 2009, 21:07

Pfffft!

Ena Sharples ftw

Ewwwwwwwww!

cs363

28th May 2009, 21:32

Pfffft!

Ena Sharples ftw

Well, that definitely proves the theory on going for a woman that looks like you doesn't it?!!! :bleh:

Even down to the facial hair....

cs363

28th May 2009, 21:34

Man you've bad taste, who's next Aunty Helen :lol:

Too late, apparently Pussy and Robert Taylor had a threesome with her back in the 70's....

Something they both prefer to forget (and I probably shouldn't have mentioned....)

jafar

28th May 2009, 22:10

Too late, apparently Pussy and Robert Taylor had a threesome with her back in the 70's....

Something they both prefer to forget (and I probably shouldn't have mentioned....)

Poor Helen

Pussy

28th May 2009, 22:13

Too late, apparently Pussy and Robert Taylor had a threesome with her back in the 70's....

Something they both prefer to forget (and I probably shouldn't have mentioned....)

If I EVER had an improper thought about that mongrel, I would get my dick amputated

cs363

28th May 2009, 22:29

If I EVER had an improper thought about that mongrel, I would get my dick amputated

Still, enough about RT. What about Helen? :lol:

peasea

29th May 2009, 19:34

Too late, apparently Pussy and Robert Taylor had a threesome with her back in the 70's....

Something they both prefer to forget (and I probably shouldn't have mentioned....)

No, no! Do go on.....!

peasea

29th May 2009, 19:35

If I EVER had an improper thought about that mongrel, I would get my dick amputated

Ooh.

Would you wear high-heels after the op'?

cs363

29th May 2009, 19:38

No, no! Do go on.....!

You sick bastard!! :lol:

I notice they've both gone a bit quiet now that their tryst has been exposed....
The one thing that really concerns me, no wait - let me rephrase that; One of the things that concerns me is who was doing what to whom.... :no: :sick:

peasea

29th May 2009, 19:40

You sick bastard!! :lol:

I notice they've both gone a bit quiet now that their tryst has been exposed....
The one thing that really concerns me, no wait - let me rephrase that; One of the things that concerns me is who was doing what to whom.... :no: :sick:

Oh the visions! (And you have the gall to label me a sick bastard???)

cs363

29th May 2009, 19:42

Oh the visions! (And you have the gall to label me a sick bastard???)

:rofl: Well you and Minnie Caldwell started it..... :bleh: :D

Pussy

29th May 2009, 20:18

There are three sorts of turd, CS363

Musturd

Custurd

... and you, you big shit!

cs363

29th May 2009, 20:45

There are three sorts of turd, CS363

Musturd

Custurd

... and you, you big shit!

My apologies for revealing your sordid past, it just slipped out.... as I believe Helen said to RT.... :whistle:

Pussy

29th May 2009, 20:47

My apologies for revealing your sordid past, it just slipped out.... as I believe Helen said to RT.... :whistle:

Your incident with the goat may have to be revealed.....

cs363

29th May 2009, 20:54

Your incident with the goat may have to be revealed.....

You've spelt that slightly wrong, it's G.O.A.T. and I've only met Ricky Carmichael the one time and it was far too brief to cause any trouble... :bleh:

peasea

29th May 2009, 20:56

You've spelt that slightly wrong, it's G.O.A.T. and I've only met Ricky Carmichael the one time and it was far too brief to cause any trouble... :bleh:

Happens to the best of us.

Robert Taylor

29th May 2009, 20:59

There is truth enough about the threesome but the participants listed are incorrect. It occured while I lived in England in the early 80s. It involved myself, Margaret Thatcher and an Ohlins fork tube. Suffice to say that any further details will abolutely not be forthcoming and the suggestion that I sought sexual gratification with ''one of them'' ( a member of the Labour party ) is a very reprehensible thing to say.

cs363

29th May 2009, 21:03

There is truth enough about the threesome but the participants listed are incorrect. It occured while I lived in England in the early 80s. It involved myself, Margaret Thatcher and an Ohlins fork tube. Suffice to say that any further details will abolutely not be forthcoming and the suggestion that I sought sexual gratification with ''one of them'' ( a member of the Labour party ) is a very reprehensible thing to say.

Whilst I am aware of the Thatcher-Ohlins incident I belive you are guilty of obfuscation here Robert! The truth of the matter is that both events occurred, however - and fortunately for you the later incident (Thatcher-Ohlins) was the turning point in your life and put you on the right (pun intended) political track which has guided your life to it's now glorious (:sick:) state....

Robert Taylor

1st June 2009, 11:45

Whilst I am aware of the Thatcher-Ohlins incident I belive you are guilty of obfuscation here Robert! The truth of the matter is that both events occurred, however - and fortunately for you the later incident (Thatcher-Ohlins) was the turning point in your life and put you on the right (pun intended) political track which has guided your life to it's now glorious (:sick:) state....

Wrong again, I always was on the right track. Helen offered it up and I forcefully declined and that was the reason for her constant scowl in political life, she never got over rejection. Pussy may want to elaborate further.
My right wing faith is so complete that when my father mentioned that he had just once only voted Labour in 1945 that placed a very distasteful black mark on the family. Ive never got over the shame and inter family grief caused by that admission of a terrible dark secret.

cs363

1st June 2009, 11:52

Wrong again, I always was on the right track. Helen offered it up and I forcefully declined and that was the reason for her constant scowl in political life, she never got over rejection. Pussy may want to elaborate further.
My right wing faith is so complete that when my father mentioned that he had just once only voted Labour in 1945 that placed a very distasteful black mark on the family. Ive never got over the shame and inter family grief caused by that admission of a terrible dark secret.

It seems you are a long way up a river in Egypt, ill equipped with paddles...

However, I think there may be a glimmer of hope upon the therapeutical horizon with your admission of your father's trip to the dark side, along with admission that you and Helen were in a situation where sex was on offer....

Blackshear

1st June 2009, 11:54

Why is this not about Suzy Cato?
I saw her at paper plus, Birkenhead yesterday.
She doesn't look like that happy childrens t.v person anymore.

Pussy

1st June 2009, 11:54

Surely, Robert, you have perpetrated a terminological inexactitude?
Ian Taylor (RIP), would NEVER have done that!?

cs363

1st June 2009, 12:14

Why is this not about Suzy Cato?
I saw her at paper plus, Birkenhead yesterday.
She doesn't look like that happy childrens t.v person anymore.

She's probably heard about the fall of RT.... :laugh:

thecharmed01

1st June 2009, 12:20

Why is this not about Suzy Cato?
I saw her at paper plus, Birkenhead yesterday.
She doesn't look like that happy childrens t.v person anymore.

LOL

Odd considering she is still working on kids tv.....

She has a show on Freeview, the kids channel 7 or 8 or whatever.
My bub likes watching her..... he has a thing for cute blondes LOL

Indiana_Jones

1st June 2009, 14:06

Why is this not about Suzy Cato?
I saw her at paper plus, Birkenhead yesterday.
She doesn't look like that happy childrens t.v person anymore.

Did you do the right thing and point her to this thread?! :niceone:

-Indy

Blackshear

1st June 2009, 14:17

Did you do the right thing and point her to this thread?! :niceone:

-Indy

Last time I talked to her, she tried to be all interested in what I do.
Which, at the time, was stack fruits and vegetables.
Poor girl, she tried!

Indiana_Jones

1st June 2009, 14:25

Did you cop a feel?! :D

-Indy

Dooly

1st June 2009, 16:10

Did you cop a feel?! :D

-Indy

I was gonna say ..'or head'.......but thought that may be uncouth.:msn-wink::niceone:

cs363

1st June 2009, 18:08

I was gonna say ..'or head'.......but thought that may be uncouth.:msn-wink::niceone:

It would have been.

...........if you'd said it.... :lol:

Mom

1st June 2009, 18:19

Why is this not about Suzy Cato?
I saw her at paper plus, Birkenhead yesterday.
She doesn't look like that happy childrens t.v person anymore.

Far canal, now that brings back a memory. I have just finished some mental arithmetic that has made my brain hurt but I share with you my memory of a very long wait in a queue some 13 years ago. My baby was so into Ms Cato (she had released her first book at the time) I took her to Orewa to get her own, personally signed copy of the said book. Waited hours, in a line of snotty, crying, revolting people (parents mostly to be fair) to be in the presence of my little ones idol!

We had the tanty 2 year old chucking his/her toys off the cot, well not the cot, but the footpath, some little cutie wet her pants up ahead of us, mind that trickle on the footpath please kids. Then we got the over sensitive car alarm that reset itself after 15 mins of noise, only to be set off again by thrown toys. My poor supply of "Mommy loves you" reserves were about dried up by the time we actually got inside the store. We got closer and closer to her IDOL, I thought I would burst with the anticipation! We finally got to be front of the line and little missy goes all crybaby on me, was completely overwhelmed and did not even make eye contact with Suzi! Far out! Lucky I love her!

Indiana_Jones

16th September 2009, 23:21

<img src="http://www.bigfm.co.nz/Portals/0/Suzy/suzy_bigfm_v2.jpg">

I just cummed hard......

-Indy

Madmax

17th September 2009, 08:07

Fatt Max will resume normal service shortly
hes at the shops

:crazy:

Indiana_Jones

17th September 2009, 12:48

I'd spunk all over that face

-Indy

EJK

17th September 2009, 13:04

I'd spunk all over that face

-Indy

Settle down tiger! lol

nudemetalz

17th September 2009, 13:14

you're sick!

http://pyrocam.com/filez/go/4407_84550556475_753041475_1927590_8083643_n.jpg

Oh my god !!!
No !!!!
Not a '250N ?????? :eek:

The Pastor

17th September 2009, 13:25

oh my god !!!
No !!!!
Not a '250n ?????? :eek:
that be a 400 mate

nudemetalz

17th September 2009, 13:30

ah okay, couldn't make out the second disc or sidecover label.
Had one of both many many centuries ago ya see.

Fatt Max

17th September 2009, 17:40

Is that the one with her and the two Jamaican guys....one looks just like Huggy Bear out if Starsky & Hutch...!

mnkyboy

17th September 2009, 18:05

I just cummed hard......

-Indy

Knew you were a sick cunt.....but that

I'm more a Robyn Malcolm sort