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Bob
19th March 2005, 01:53
They’re not married
They’re not going out
They don’t know each other
They do know each other
They’ve killed each other
They want to avoid the years and years of pent-up frustration and anguish and overwhelming despair that inevitably result from being legally bound to the same stultifying, overweight, under-sexed splodge for the rest of their natural life
One of them is Pete Doherty
WINJA
20th March 2005, 19:41
TO SAVE MY SELF YEARS OF FRUSTRATION GETTING MARRIED I TOOK A SHORT CUT . I FOUND A HOUSE I REALLY LIKE AND BOUGHT IT , THEN I WENT AND FOUND A WOMAN I REALLY HATE. I GAVE HER THE HOUSE AND ALL MY MONEY AND WALKED AWAY.
Joni
20th March 2005, 19:44
TO SAVE MY SELF YEARS OF FRUSTRATION GETTING MARRIED I TOOK A SHORT CUT . I FOUND A HOUSE I REALLY LIKE AND BOUGHT IT , THEN I WENT AND FOUND A WOMAN I REALLY HATE. I GAVE HER THE HOUSE AND ALL MY MONEY AND WALKED AWAY.

creative approach if nothing else... :wacko:
James Deuce
20th March 2005, 19:47
At least it won't breeed that way.
Joni
20th March 2005, 19:51
At least it won't breeed that way.

:killingme :killingme .....
:niceone:
NC
20th March 2005, 20:13
At least it won't breeed that way.
Self fornication...heh
curious george
20th March 2005, 23:49
They’re not married
They’re not going out
They don’t know each other
They do know each other
They’ve killed each other
They want to avoid the years and years of pent-up frustration and anguish and overwhelming despair that inevitably result from being legally bound to the same stultifying, overweight, under-sexed splodge for the rest of their natural life
One of them is Pete Doherty

Well, second time I've read it, still don't get it. Funny, sad, what? What? :confused: