Constapation or the runs?

[driftn]

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Thats that nice and simple really.

[short-circuit]

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Thats that nice and simple really.


Depends how severe - but if it's your average run of the mill dose, I'll have constipation please (less work)

[Blackshear]

That's a difficult question, but not quite as difficult as constipation.
The runs all the way. Carry a bowl with me wherever I may go, which will NOT be out of the house till it's over.

[sunhuntin]

trots here. have had the other at the same time i had glandular fever. now that was a fun month :doctor:

[gatch]

LOL The million dollar question.

Ever been a week without taking a dump, its fuckin terrible...

[short-circuit]

I'll say it now - I think thread has great potential.

For the record: I'm still solid on constipation

[gatch]

I bet this thread will run on and on...

[Blackshear]

I'll say it now - I think thread has great potential.

For the record: I'm still solid on constipation

It does have great potential, but I think it's a matter of how much the thread will move.

[Headbanger]

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.

And once it softened enough to move, Move it did, and FUCK IT WAS PAINFUL.

I'll take the squirts thanks, at least with that you can control it by not eating.

[Virago]

'Tis better to stain than strain..

[Blackshear]

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.

And once it softened enough to move, Move it did, and FUCK IT WAS PAINFUL.

I'll take the squirts thanks, at least with that you can control it by not eating.

I could only imagine the happy, euphoric feeling of your lowers chugging something along, right before it ripped you a new one, tapdancing around the tiles :rofl:

[short-circuit]

It does have great potential, but I think it's a matter of how much the thread will move.

Still pro "the shits" there I see

[driftn]

Yes I my self would take the shits.

After I had sergery on my wrist (hand slipped off and hit the basin) the pain killers I was on choked things up down there for a few weeks, :doh:.They then prescribed me some thing that I did not know the name of after a quick google search the big long name translated to STOOL SOFTNERS:clap: still hurt like shit (no pun intended).

[Blackshear]

Still pro "the shits" there I see

Quite. I think of it as a really cheap and nasty colonic.
Drink lots of water and eat lots porridge!

:mellow:

[Hitcher]

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Where was this famous sign? The BDOTGNZA will go and fix it immediately!

Is a "rod" sign something you stick up your arse to unblock the "constapation"?

Dear, dear, dear.

For the record, it's constipation and diarrhoea.

[short-circuit]

Where was this famous sign? The BDOTGNZA will go and fix it immediately!

Is a "rod" sign something you stick up your arse to unblock the "constapation"?

Dear, dear, dear.

For the record, it's constipation and diarrhoea.

So enough pontificating - you gonna tell us which way you swing?

[Hitcher]

So enough pontificating - you gonna tell us which way you swing?

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.

[JimO]

i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

[short-circuit]

i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

At least yours wasn't like a baby having a woman

[Laxi]

constipated, cause I really dont give a shit!!!:bleh:

[short-circuit]

constipated, cause I really dont give a shit!!!:bleh:

I would have thought with your username you'd be a bit of a softie for a softie

[ManDownUnder]

constipated... I can get the shits any time I like in here

[scracha]

Depends. If I've eaten a hot curry the night before then I'd opt for constipation.

[Mom]

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.

Ah, but does it float?

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[Laxi]

this thread has really turned to crap

[Mom]

It is a well known medical fact that if you don't shit, you die!

While you can die from complications of shitting too much, you are unlikely to reach that stage.

Me, I take the shits, pants down.

[allycatz]

Having worked as a caregiver I think I rather cleaned up after the runs....glove finger up their pooper to help it along before lunch not apppealing really

[JayRacer37]

Constipation with 'sofeners' when its time. After my crash I didn't go for 14 days. I could use one arm well enough to wipe at that point!

[driftn]

My shit neither sticks nor stinks.


So you get those floaty ones that just wont go down then.:eek:

[Genestho]

i didnt have a shit for a week once, and believe me the poo when it did come was a monster, i know what a woman having a baby goes through

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!:eek:

[Owl]

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!:eek:

Need to know basis!!!:nono:

Bloody women...............give me the shits!:laugh:

[Slyer]

Diahorrea is better.
When you are constipated you take laxatives to give you the runs, because it's better.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

[sunhuntin]

Oh no my friend, First we have the baby, THEN we have the Monster Number 2...that is frightening!!!:eek:

one more PRO for staying childless.

[short-circuit]

I'm still holding onto constipation.

However, I'd rather shit a piss than piss a shit!

[cold comfort]

From a medical point of view one can get constipation WITH "overflow" so.. the worst of both worlds. Nothings ever as simple as it seems!

[short-circuit]

From a medical point of view one can get constipation WITH "overflow" so.. the worst of both worlds. Nothings ever as simple as it seems!

Is the "overflow" strictly faeces though? Could be a secreted mucusy lubricant - produced to aid in moving the aforementioned shite brick

[Oakie]

I had giardia once ... think 'explosive diarrhoeah' for about 4 weeks. My record was 7 trips to the toilet in a 28 minute period one lunchtime. Most amazing farts and you end up roughcasting the toilet bowl each time (it was hell really) Anyhoo ... I was about 3 weeks into it when I had a family event to attend and needed some 'security' in the pants department so the doctor prescribed me some some stuff that he said would block me up for about 36 hours. True enough ... and it was bliss. Trouble is that it wasn't fixing the problem, just preventing an outpouring. On the second day I could feel myself getting tighter and tighter and it got really uncomfortable. When I finally popped the cork later on that day morning ... well if you could have put a small turbine and generator up my bum I reckon you could have satisfied a small town's electricity requirments for the duration. For those of you who have seen 'Dumb & Dumber' ... it was quite similar to the toilet scene in the movie.
The point to my story is that the shits that were 'hell' for 3 weeks were 'bliss' after a day and a half spent building up pressure ... and the stoppage that was 'bliss' after 3 weeks of extreme shits was 'hell' just 36 hours later... so I can't answer this poll. I reckon it's a matter of perspective at the time.

I think though that I'd rather have the shits. At least you can get a laugh out of them.

[allycatz]

Is the "overflow" strictly faeces though? Could be a secreted mucusy lubricant - produced to aid in moving the aforementioned shite brick

nah its shit......passes around the hard stuff:doctor:

[Genestho]

Need to know basis!!!:nono:

Bloody women...............give me the shits!:laugh:

:laugh: Sorrryyy, I just had this reaaallly overwhelming urge, yanno?:rolleyes: :laugh:

[Trudes]

I think though that I'd rather have the shits. At least you can get a laugh out of them.

I'm sure that's where the saying "For shits and giggles" came from eh!! ;)

[Mikkel]

The runs for sure - less painful and better for my haemorroids too. ;)

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Those opting for having the runs look like they're running away with this poll result

[driftn]

Need to know basis!!!:nono:

Bloody women...............give me the shits!:laugh:


No real need for holding back the filth in this thread, it is about shit remember.

[scumdog]

Scoured my brain for an answer but not a thought passed my mind..

[saltydog]

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Some people think its funny but its very hot and runny
Diahorrea......

[gatch]

What a load of shit this is..

[Hitcher]

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Some people think its funny but its very hot and runny
Diahorrea......

And it's spelt diarrhoea.

[driftn]

when your running down a mountain and your bum starts to fountain,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

When walk back up the hill and your bum begins to spill,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

[driftn]

And it's spelt diarrhoea.


Who cares, we all know what its ment to spell.
Your being a right shit with this correct spelling crap.:bleh:

[short-circuit]

when your running down a mountain and your bum starts to fountain,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

When walk back up the hill and your bum begins to spill,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

Runnin down the gutter like a jar of peanut butter,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Shoots outcha bum like a 22 gun,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

[Mikkel]

Diarrhoea is suspect of being hereditary - it runs in the jeans.

[Brett]

LOL... neither are really ideal at all, but hey...the runs has to be better than being clogged up.

[saltydog]

And it's spelt diarrhoea.

I just cut and pasted off some other twit!
But just look at the extra verses i coerced out of the boys! did I spell that wright?

[Pussy]

and it's spelt diarrhoea.

s-q-u-i-t-t-e-r-s

[Leyton]

Bumweeze for the win +1 :eek5:

[Hitcher]

I just cut and pasted off some other twit!

What kind of excuse is that?

[short-circuit]

Runnin down the gutter like a jar of peanut butter,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Shoots outcha bum like a 22 gun,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.


Slips down ya leg like a soft boiled egg

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.


When you do a little dance and it's gooey in yer pants

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

[Pixie]

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.



Doc: "Did that suppository I prescribed help"

Patient: "No,no effect at all.I might as well have stuck it up my arse"


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Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns: Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh
to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?

[Stirts]

The muddy waterfall gets my vote!

Nothing worse than being constipated! I hate having very hard slow poos, or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!

[rosie631]

or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!

Now there's a picture :sick:

[Stirts]

Now there's a picture :sick:

Don't tempt me!

[Lissa]

The muddy waterfall gets my vote!

Nothing worse than being constipated! I hate having very hard slow poos, or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!
Yup have to agree Stirts, is why the runs gets my vote. Better out than stuck!

Pictures arent needed! :blink:

[short-circuit]

Better out than stuck!

Dunno about that....I love a good challenge I do

[Lissa]

Dunno about that....I love a good challenge I doBut wait theres more.... you may be the lucky recipent of a haemorroid or two. :shutup:

[MSTRS]

I don't know about preference...but I'm not keen on having no control in the end.
Ta-boom-tish!!

[short-circuit]

Ta-boom-tish!!

Splashback is even worse when it's brown :shit:

[sparky.scott]

But at least with the runs you know your goin to be empty eventually

[Trudes]

But at least with the runs you know your goin to be empty eventually

And it's a great way to lose weight (Ok, water, but anyway...)

[gatch]

too late to manoeuvre it back up

That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day..

"Throw this shit in reverse boys, we're going back in.."

LOL

[Big Dan]

Hey Driftin

Did you hear the story of the exploding toilet while someone took a solid shit

[driftn]

Hey Driftin

Did you hear the story of the exploding toilet while someone took a solid shit


That had nothing to do with shit Dan, That was just your arse was to big for said toilet and could not handle the extreme force of your bum cheeks.:spanking::bleh: