Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? [Archive]

sunhuntin

1st June 2009, 19:16

what in gods name is that fucking crap! some cunt advocating beating a pregnant woman just cos the shower head gives more pleasure than her husband can. poor bloody woman. i hope to god that the arseholes on that forum are sent to a hell where women are in control.

Slyer

1st June 2009, 19:16

Just as long as you realise that this is a parody site...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Elysium

1st June 2009, 19:18

Just as long as you realise that this is a parody site...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

A lot of those American churches on tv would qualify.

007XX

1st June 2009, 19:19

Holy Goat!!!! :rofl:

I am torn between wondering if these guys are taking the piss or whether they are the real twisted sad deal they could be...

SPB, you are my internet deity :not:

Edit: just read Slyer's explanation which makes a bit more sense now. What a brilliant pisstake!

Blackshear

1st June 2009, 19:19

Got to almost the 3rd page, before I realized these people were serious, and not joking.

"
This fellow is an Austrian. The duct tape they get is the inferior stuff made in the Orient. You and I have access to the good stuff, the original Duct Tape® made in America.

Another reason to thank God for not punishing us by being foreigners. "

How fucking narrowminded and disgustingly racist are these woman bashers?
If I ever caught some religious nut beating on a woman because she was getting something from a showerhead that her pathetic husband wouldn't give her, I'd slit that fuckers neck enough to not die.

Edit: If this is a parody site, 10/10. Would rage again.

Gwinch

1st June 2009, 19:22

Before anyone gets too carried away, they should realise that the entire site is satire. Most of it is comedy gold but you get the odd 'tard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

edit: blast you with hellfire Slyer.

Slyer

1st June 2009, 19:22

Got to almost the 3rd page, before I realized these people were serious, and not joking.
Or not :D </tenchar>

Brownstoo

1st June 2009, 19:23

Wait.. wtf? I can't decide weather that's a serious thread or not... I mean really?

EDIT: haah, oh the satire!

007XX

1st June 2009, 19:25

Would rage again.

Look at you all feisty and stuff!!! :woohoo:

edit: blast you with hellfire Slyer.

Don't be like that! Just cos you didn't read the whole page before posting and Slyer was quicker :bleh:

Blackshear

1st June 2009, 19:29

Look at you all feisty and stuff!!! :woohoo:

The real versions of these nutheads wind me up beyond institutionalised angry angry :no:

Especially the ones in the street shouting out that god crap. Keep it to yourselves, and DON'T TOUCH ME, OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE AGAIN :love:

Stupid thread and its stupid ... Angry-making.

:baby:

007XX

1st June 2009, 19:33

Especially the ones in the street shouting out that god crap. Keep it to yourselves, and DON'T TOUCH ME, OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE AGAIN :love:

I think someone needs a soothing hug...or bodily restraint of some sort at any rate! :dodge: :laugh:

But eh, yes, i do agree with you wholeheartedly.

firefighter

1st June 2009, 19:34

i hope to god that the arseholes on that forum are sent to a hell where women are in control.

lol...........zips mouth shut

gatch

1st June 2009, 19:38

That is brilliant, absolutely brilliant !!

Slyer

1st June 2009, 19:40

Sometimes I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was a parody as well...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

firefighter

1st June 2009, 19:42

If I ever caught some religious nut beating on a woman because she was getting something from a showerhead that her pathetic husband wouldn't give her, I'd slit that fuckers neck enough to not die.

this is sounding like the plot to a snuff film!

DMNTD

1st June 2009, 19:45

lol...........zips mouth shut

Heh...yeah way too easy :rolleyes:

Ixion

1st June 2009, 19:46

Just as long as you realise that this is a parody site...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

The site itself is satirical. However, some (many ?) of the posters take it seriously.On both sides of the argument .

(There is also an inherent contradiction , insofar as everyone knows that Mericans - USA variety anyway- have no sense of humour, and do not understand satire)

CookMySock

1st June 2009, 20:05

No way, that site has gotta be a spoof. We should get in there and post some really horrific shit, ala alt.tasteless vs rec.pets.cats. Anyone remember that way from the old days ?

edit: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/2.05/alt.tasteless.html?pg=3&topic= <-- must read

Steve

scumdog

1st June 2009, 20:15

I can't believe so many of you lot fell for it, sheesh, it seemed as real as South Park to this yokel..so you erudite city-slickers should have clicked straight away.....:doh:

Pussy

1st June 2009, 20:21

Where's the soap?

Yes it does

Cheshire Cat

1st June 2009, 20:43

"No homosexuals or women allowed!"

:rofl:

They're ALL closet HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!!

Cheshire Cat

1st June 2009, 20:47

"an hour in her Prayer closet each morning"

That says it all.....:blank:

Bet he spends 3 or more hours in there each day

Conquiztador

1st June 2009, 20:51

...........You couldn't make this shit up-seriously!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458)

Dude. I did not have a read of it. But what I want to know is: what were you searching for when you came across that?

Second thoughts, dont reply...

SixPackBack

1st June 2009, 20:56

Dude. I did not have a read of it. But what I want to know is: what were you searching for when you came across that?

Second thoughts, dont reply...

Questionably more interesting is what or how do you think I tripped over the thread?

Conquiztador

1st June 2009, 20:58

Questionably more interesting is what or how do you think I tripped over the thread?

You googled "willing altarboys" ?

woodybee

1st June 2009, 21:16

The hell in name was this log.........odd odd odd..........sat drinking red wine at Monkeymcbean and her hubbys house...........:niceone:

Hmmmm Don't know that this is a spoof log, not surprising really.......them there yanks are weird alright......

SixPackBack

1st June 2009, 21:45

You googled "willing altarboys" ?

That says a hell of a lot more about your psyche than mine................. the thread was in fact poached from gixxer.com.

You realise that the entire KB site is now looking at you sideways conquiztador?

Mikkel

1st June 2009, 22:14

...........You couldn't make this shit up-seriously!

Apparently you can :D

That is divine comedy right there...
The most disturbing fact is actually that most of us didn't immediately get that it was a pisstake until the wikipedia link came up.

Brett

1st June 2009, 22:17

LOL...that is pretty funny. (As satire of course). But sadly I am sure there are some morons out there who wouldn't be too far off this mark.

Squiggles

2nd June 2009, 16:35

Just as long as you realise that this is a parody site...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

NooOoo00. You killed it for me :cry:

Mom

2nd June 2009, 17:40

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head.

YOU WHAT!

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

OH REALLY!!

Fucken wankers.

Skyryder

2nd June 2009, 17:47

I came across this guy a few months back. The Pastor.

Not the original youtube that I first saw. Was very tempted to post it up but moved on to to other stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP5kNPtKGnk&feature=channel_page

He's got heaps of stuff on youtube.

Skyryder

007XX

2nd June 2009, 17:54

I can't believe so many of you lot fell for it, sheesh, it seemed as real as South Park to this yokel..so you erudite city-slickers should have clicked straight away.....:doh:

Don't tell me you've never met someone who actually spoke like these guys, and who was actually very serious about it?

I've met a couple unfortunately and believe you me, they ARE a very scary bunch...brainwashed ecclesiastic maniacs doesn't even start to describe it.

007XX

2nd June 2009, 17:56

YOU WHAT!
OH REALLY!!

Fucken wankers.

Deep breath hun...*and read the other pages of the thread...:shifty:

Mom

2nd June 2009, 17:58

Deep breath hun...*and read the other pages of the thread...:shifty:

Not a chance.

Mikkel

2nd June 2009, 18:01

[QUOTE] Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head. [QUOTE/]

YOU WHAT!

We call that "the week-after" pill where I come from... :devil2:

:chase:

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

007XX

2nd June 2009, 18:07

Not a chance.

Your feistiness turns me on...stop it! :love:

And what Mikkel says below. Thre whole website is a pisstake, otherwise, you really think I wouldn't spitting tacks right now?

[QUOTE=Mom;1129239659]

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

Mom

2nd June 2009, 18:59

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

Your feistiness turns me on...stop it! :love:

Yep, well that is as maybe, I wont read any further, the whole thought of someone even taking the piss out of that sort of thing, leads me to the natural desire to see them get a fucking good kick in the goolies as far as I am concerned (I am too short to deliver it myself to most wankers like that) :done:

Lucky for you two I actualy like you, or you would be in deepest doo doo's right now...LOL

Ixion

2nd June 2009, 19:08

And now for the real thing (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/wives2.html). No satire here , these dudes are for real.

Remember, satire only works when there is a for real equivalent that's not all that different. Otherwise the satire just comes across as silly.

007XX

3rd June 2009, 11:02

Yep, well that is as maybe, I wont read any further, the whole thought of someone even taking the piss out of that sort of thing, leads me to the natural desire to see them get a fucking good kick in the goolies as far as I am concerned (I am too short to deliver it myself to most wankers like that) :done:

Lucky for you two I actualy like you, or you would be in deepest doo doo's right now...LOL

Don't get me wrong, i do appreciate where you are coming from and am not approving of that kind of bad taste humour. All I'm saying is that I prefer to be angry at those who are actually serious when saying such things as the ones you highlighted...those joking about it merely irritate me and I prefer to disregard them.

We each choose our battles differently I guess. The only aspect I like of such a pisstake is that it shows these brainwashed biggots for the dangerous beings they are and maybe (just maybe) brings enough attention to it for "normal" people to be a bit more wary of them...because yes, they ARE out there.

ManDownUnder

3rd June 2009, 11:21

And now for the real thing (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/wives2.html). No satire here , these dudes are for real.

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! From that site... Scriptural B&D! (http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html)

Stirts

3rd June 2009, 11:57

Seems that some of the women actually get into the "spankings" and start "bratting" (http://ceaseresistancespankingree-again.blogspot.com/2006/11/evil-punishment-spanking.html) :rofl:

vifferman

3rd June 2009, 12:34

The most disturbing fact is actually that most of us didn't immediately get that it was a pisstake until the wikipedia link came up.
Not I, Sir. :no:
I used to belong to a fundamentalist church many years ago, so I picked it as satire within a couple of posts. I enjoyed it though. :) The posters (apart from the nutjobs who took it seriously - of which there were actually very few; most were playing along or playing a role) were very creative and most had put some effort into their posts.

I'd imagine too that most fundamentalist religions would ban their members from browsing the Evil Interdweeb anyway - they'd decry it as a tool of Satan, or at the very least, as an evil temptation.
The banner ads are a giveaway too: while I was browsing, it was advertising a Lesbian website.

Stirts

3rd June 2009, 13:40

they'd decry it as a tool of Satan, or at the very least, as an evil temptation.

Just like the shower head!

The banner ads are a giveaway too: while I was browsing, it was advertising a Lesbian website.

:lol: Missed that one....must go back to linky to seek out yet another giggle from this Vagitarian site you speak of!

Wonder what sort of things they discuss?
What they need to get married - A Licker license!
What they do when they are both menstruating - They finger paint!
What is the leading cause of death - Hairballs!

Fatjim

3rd June 2009, 13:47

If you weren't laughing your tits of within 2 minutes of entering that site then there is seriously something wrong with you or your medicine.

Skyryder

3rd June 2009, 17:12

If you weren't laughing your tits of within 2 minutes of entering that site then there is seriously something wrong with you or your medicine.

Yep. The fact that there was no new posts for all the threads suggested to me that this was a pisstake.

I'd come across the church in another link but did not make the connection untill later.

The scary thing on this is that there are christians who actully believe in this and more disturbing woman who agree with their subjugation.

Skyryder

SARGE

3rd June 2009, 17:22

what in gods name is that fucking crap! Some cunt advocating beating a pregnant woman just cos the shower head gives more pleasure than her husband can. Poor bloody woman. I hope to god that the arseholes on that forum are sent to a hell where women are in control.

you mean like that chinese guy that killed his wife .. Drove her around in the boot of the car and then ditched his baby girl in oz getting a jury of all women?..

That kinda hell?