Un-equality of the sexes.

[Conquiztador]

Why is it that when females do a fuckup we discuss it and we forgive them. They promise not to do it again.

But when we do a fuckup it is the end of the line? No promises will do.

Here:

There was an issue on Friday. I spent hours discussing it. To starters it was all my fault. But then on Saturday morning her light goes up and I forgive her.

On Saturday night a new one arises. I just did not want to deal with it. I knew I would spend hours. And I was tired. That was my mistake. But I expected hours to sort it.

I am then told "but I changed yesterday, you should have realised that, I would not have started an argument. That is in the past"

So I am called up for neglecting her. Fair enuf. But why can it not be a learning experience? Why do I as a male need to get it right first time?

Anyhow. I am single again.

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

[p.dath]

I so had that problem - with my last girlfriend.

Your right, it should not be that way with the right person. Sounds like your issue has self-resolved.

[YellowDog]

Glad you worked it out.

Unfortunately I was a slower learner that you.

Have a good one now.

She says: "I'm leaving you. There's plenty more fish in the sea"
He says: "Fuck off then. There's better bait out there too"

[Trudes]

Sometimes it pays to be deaf. Eh? What?? Yes Dear.:msn-wink:

[Conquiztador]

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

And: If you have problems with the keyboard an "X" will do. I forgive you!

[smoky]

Anyhow. I am single again.
I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains.

her tits are on the smallish side - but long legs, blonde, not too smart - can be a bitch at times

[Conquiztador]

her tits are on the smallish side - but long legs, blonde, not too smart - can be a bitch at times
OK, so she makes your whistle blow. Sadly I do not get excited re 4 legged bitrches.

But hey, I do not judge!

[Grahameeboy]

Why is it that when females do a fuckup we discuss it and we forgive them. They promise not to do it again.

But when we do a fuckup it is the end of the line? No promises will do.

Here:

There was an issue on Friday. I spent hours discussing it. To starters it was all my fault. But then on Saturday morning her light goes up and I forgive her.

On Saturday night a new one arises. I just did not want to deal with it. I knew I would spend hours. And I was tired. That was my mistake. But I expected hours to sort it.

I am then told "but I changed yesterday, you should have realised that, I would not have started an argument. That is in the past"

So I am called up for neglecting her. Fair enuf. But why can it not be a learning experience? Why do I as a male need to get it right first time?

Anyhow. I am single again.

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

That's your experience..........

[geestring]

Anyhow. I am single again.

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

well matie sounds like your better off without her. so many make it too hard because really they have nothing better to do. no time for hard work. life is the longest ride so have fun every day. dont worry about what other people think its none of your bisness. get on your bike and dont think about the past. that simple. as fore your request, will keep eyes out for you. chin up you will be fine.

[=cJ=]

Problem is, you gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess.

[Conquiztador]

That's your experience..........

Your point escapes my consious mind.
If you try harder I am sure you could put me to sleep.

[Conquiztador]

Problem is, you gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess.

There is none. All fairytales. Trust me, I have years of experience slaying dragons...

[Motu]

I need a man with strong arms and big thighs,long meaningful discussions into the night are not required.Are you good at building fences?

[Conquiztador]

well matie as fore your request, will keep eyes out for you. chin up you will be fine.

I hate when ppl steal my good ideas...:msn-wink:

[Conquiztador]

I need a man with strong arms and big thighs,long meaningful discussions into the night are not required.Are you good at building fences?

Shit dude, contact me again when he has gone...

[geestring]

That's your experience..........

you must be lucky then. what trying to rub it in.

[Mikkel]

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

If I may presume to give advice on such matters I'd say - start by finding someone with a functional brain first and then take it from there. I think you'd find that would resolve the issue... :)

[rosie631]

Anyhow. I am single again.

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

Well, I'm single - but I'm a short arse with brown hair and I do have a brain.

[Grahameeboy]

Your point escapes my consious mind.
If you try harder I am sure you could put me to sleep.

You are feeling sleepy....when I count to :zzzz:

[Conquiztador]

You are feeling sleepy....when I count to :zzzz:

U are cheeting! U are talking to mu subconcious mind!

[Grahameeboy]

you must be lucky then. what trying to rub it in.

Nah.....just have a different outlook......

[Grahameeboy]

U are cheeting! U are talking to mu subconcious mind!

Subconcious maybe..but where did the mind spring from....

[Conquiztador]

Well, I'm single - but I'm a short arse with brown hair and I do have a brain.

Ok, as long as you do promise not to use the brain you'll do.

[Grahameeboy]

If I may presume to give advice on such matters I'd say - start by finding someone with a functional brain first and then take it from there. I think you'd find that would resolve the issue... :)

All brains are functional.......functional soul is what matters

[kasper]

Well I tall, Blond, well built, I do have a brain though and willing to use it.

But I am not looking.

good luck with you search.

--kasper

[Grahameeboy]

Ok, as long as you do promise not to use the brain you'll do.

Sounds like she will need her wits though

[geestring]

:niceone:
There is none. All fairytales. Trust me, I have years of experience slaying dragons...

fairytales are real, arent they:eek:, what next no santa. if that true . a tip if i may,,, the slaying might be the problem:nono::spanking:

[Conquiztador]

Well I tall, Blond, well built, I do have a brain though and willing to use it.

But I am not looking.

good luck with you search.

--kasper

Fail: No brain wanted! Kills the arguing!

[rosie631]

Ok, as long as you do promise not to use the brain you'll do.

ROFL With chat like that you will have no trouble findng someone. :rolleyes:

[Conquiztador]

:niceone:

fairytales are real, arent they:eek:, what next no santa. if that true . a tip if i may,,, the slaying might be the problem:nono::spanking:

Nope. The slaying only occures when the problerm arrises.

[Conquiztador]

ROFL With chat like that you will have no trouble findng someone. :rolleyes:

I am a brilliant cook!

[saltydog]

Sometimes it pays to be deaf. Eh? What?? Yes Dear.:msn-wink:

I laughed a few years ago listening to this interview on telly with this old couple that had been married for 60 years.
The interviewer asked the old boy what the secret was to their long marriage
He promptly replyed
"Yes Dear"

[geestring]

Nah.....just have a different outlook......

you are lucky. must be nice there.:msn-wink:

[geestring]

I laughed a few years ago listening to this interview on telly with this old couple that had been married for 60 years.
The interviewer asked the old boy what the secret was to their long marriage
He promptly replyed
"Yes Dear"

good on the old boys. where have they gone.:niceone:

[Grahameeboy]

you are lucky. must be nice there.:msn-wink:

It is.........:msn-wink:

[Grahameeboy]

good on the old boys. where have they gone.:niceone:

Who you calling old.....dear....

[Conquiztador]

good on the old boys. where have they gone.:niceone:

botox, facelifts, hair transplants. viagra. They are still around, just that they are younger lookin...;)

[Grahameeboy]

I am a brilliant cook!

Cooking up a storm
Storm in a tea cup
Tea cup in the dishwasher
Dishwasher washes Conquizador

[Grahameeboy]

botox, facelifts, hair transplants. viagra. They are still around, just that they are younger lookin...;)

Is that why you look through a hole??

[Mikkel]

All brains are functional.......functional soul is what matters

Debateable. Plenty of emperical evidence on hand to suggest otherwise.

[geestring]

Who you calling old.....dear....

do you need glasses to, was replying to saltydog.:bleh:

[geestring]

botox, facelifts, hair transplants. viagra. They are still around, just that they are younger lookin...;)

thanx will look closer now.:niceone:

[Grahameeboy]

Debateable. Plenty of emperical evidence on hand to suggest otherwise.

In my experience (emperical) I would have to suggest otherwise

[Laava]

Don't give up.
Don't look too hard
Sometimes the rudest people can be the easiest to get on with
Sometimes the ones with brains don't want to argue
Good luck!!!!
I was nearly 40 and had given up, had fuckbuddies only, then out of the blue....................................
But I dated some horror stories and it amuses me to think that they probably say that about me!:clap:

[Grahameeboy]

do you need glasses to, was replying to saltydog.:bleh:

I thought I had left them in the kitchen....

[Grahameeboy]

Don't give up.
Don't look too hard
Sometimes the rudest people can be the easiest to get on with
Sometimes the ones with brains don't want to argue
Good luck!!!!
I was nearly 40 and had given up, had fuckbuddies only, then out of the blue....................................
But I dated some horror stories and it amuses me to think that they probably say that about me!:clap:

A new bike?..........

[<G>]

It may help to view it as being one frog closer to your princess
got to kiss a few frogs (unfortunately)

[smoky]

OK, so she makes your whistle blow. Sadly I do not get excited re 4 legged bitrches.

But hey, I do not judge!

You never stipulated human, you should've said. By the sound of your last girlfriend i thought you liked bitches

[Conquiztador]

You never stipulated human, you should've said. By the sound of your last girlfriend i thought you liked bitches

Outch!!!

What can I say... It all started so nice until she started to apply the chains...

[geestring]

I thought I had left them in the kitchen....

oh "dear" forgetful aswell. nearly time for the long walk.

[geestring]

Outch!!!

What can I say... It all started so nice until she started to apply the chains...

thats why you use leather.:msn-wink:

[Grahameeboy]

oh "dear" forgetful aswell. nearly time for the long walk.

I had better send you a friend request before I forget

[geestring]

::got to kiss a few frogs (unfortunately)

i second that.:niceone:

[Conquiztador]

oh "dear" forgetful aswell. nearly time for the long walk.

A fellow Judge Dredd lover!

U marry me?

[Conquiztador]

It may help to view it as being one frog closer to your princess
got to kiss a few frogs (unfortunately)

Ha. Last movie I did see the princess turned in to a frog.

[geestring]

A fellow Judge Dredd lover!

U marry me?

thats the biggest chain you can ever get. its to hard to get away, anyway its just useless paper work and a waste of money when it can be spent on better things like bikes. thats more fun.:niceone:

[Conquiztador]

thats the biggest chain you can ever get. its to hard to get away, anyway its just useless paper work and a waste of money when it can be spent on better things like bikes. thats more fun.:niceone:

Sory. You do not qualify. You have a brain. :(

[sinfull]

thats the biggest chain you can ever get. its to hard to get away, anyway its just useless paper work and a waste of money when it can be spent on better things like bikes. thats more fun.:niceone:

Now thats the sort of comment that has a man buckle at the knees and want to shower you with gifts, or take ya down the local and prime ya with even more alcohol !

[geestring]

Sory. You do not qualify. You have a brain. :(

:doh: thanx . dont use it much thats why im a drainlayer just like to be outside and play with the big toys. thinking is over rated.:msn-wink:

[geestring]

[QUOTE=sinfull;1129238673]Now thats the sort of comment that has a man buckle at the knees and want to shower you .
[QUOTE] a man with week knees, has its place, thanx but i can shower myself. :msn-wink:

[geestring]

I had better send you a friend request before I forget

thanx, ahhhh are you having a little nap. oh nite nite.

[Conquiztador]

[QUOTE=sinfull;1129238673]Now thats the sort of comment that has a man buckle at the knees and want to shower you .
[QUOTE] a man with week knees, has its place, thanx but i can shower myself. :msn-wink:

and.. he is only trying to impress U. really he has no idea what he is on about.

[geestring]

[QUOTE=geestring;1129238689][QUOTE=sinfull;1129238673]Now thats the sort of comment that has a man buckle at the knees and want to shower you .


and.. he is only trying to impress U. really he has no idea what he is on about.

ha ha as long as he knows thats all that matters. its all in good fun, have worked outside with guys most of my life nothing can phaze me, and dont take other peoples baggage on board.:niceone:

[sinfull]

ha ha as long as he knows thats all that matters. its all in good fun, have worked outside with guys most of my life nothing can phaze me, and dont take other peoples baggage on board.:niceone:
Baggage ? Shit no, i just wanted to get ya drunk and steal yr guitar !

[Conquiztador]

Baggage ? Shit no, i just wanted to get ya drunk and steal yr guitar !

Drums. They are drums. She plays them in her g-string. Captivating she is.

[cc rider]

Baggage ? Shit no, i just wanted to get ya drunk and steal yr guitar !
that's not very 'sinfull' sounding, big 'pick'? :bleh:

[sinfull]

big 'pick'? :bleh:Doh ! Who told ??

[geestring]

Baggage ? Shit no, i just wanted to get ya drunk and steal yr guitar !

no need fot getting drunk, oh, ok some times it helps. just need to ask. here is one for you, wait there is more, oh and another are you ready this is a BRAZILLIAN, JUST FOR YOU.

[cc rider]

no need fot getting drunk, oh, ok some times it helps. just need to ask. here is one for you, wait there is more, oh and another are you ready this is a BRAZILLIAN, JUST FOR YOU.

Oh, man, he's gonna need a new 'pick' by the time he gets through playing that lot, don't care how big it is. :shit:

Oooew! Sinfull, they're all strapless, too :laugh:

[sinfull]

no need fot getting drunk, oh, ok some times it helps. just need to ask. here is one for you, wait there is more, oh and another are you ready this is a BRAZILLIAN, JUST FOR YOU.
See i knew the Geestring wasn't what ya wear, you'd be more a comando sort o girl !

[geestring]

See i knew the Geestring wasn't what ya wear, you'd be more a comando sort o girl !

oh you think, does that mean this is no good anymore.

[ManDownUnder]

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/images/photos/cow.jpg

[twotyred]

Don't give up.
Don't look too hard
Sometimes the rudest people can be the easiest to get on with
Sometimes the ones with brains don't want to argue
Good luck!!!!
I was nearly 40 and had given up, had fuckbuddies only, then out of the blue....................................
:

exactly, I've found that "love" is best not looked for... it then feels free to knock on your door unexpectedly

[geestring]

exactly, I've found that "love" is best not looked for... it then feels free to knock on your door unexpectedly

too true if its ment to be it will happen. whats the rush.

[peasea]

Why is it that when females do a fuckup we discuss it and we forgive them. They promise not to do it again.

But when we do a fuckup it is the end of the line? No promises will do.

Here:

There was an issue on Friday. I spent hours discussing it. To starters it was all my fault. But then on Saturday morning her light goes up and I forgive her.

On Saturday night a new one arises. I just did not want to deal with it. I knew I would spend hours. And I was tired. That was my mistake. But I expected hours to sort it.

I am then told "but I changed yesterday, you should have realised that, I would not have started an argument. That is in the past"

So I am called up for neglecting her. Fair enuf. But why can it not be a learning experience? Why do I as a male need to get it right first time?

Anyhow. I am single again.

I am on the look for a long legged blonde with big tits and no brains. If that is you please contact me!

That's not the kind of woman you want mate, they're just irritating. In fact a woman with brains can be just as irritating so we males are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

[cc rider]

exactly, I've found that "love" is best not looked for... it then feels free to knock on your door unexpectedly

...sometimes unrequited :(

...sometimes forbidden :no:

[crazyhorse]

Plenty of women get dumped on by guys too. It's an equal world out there, although it sounds like you've forgotten that.....

Build a bridge and get over it.

Women have brains and sure can use them too - depends if you are too shallow to stand up for yourself. Just remember, not all women are like the one you had - some of us are fun, light hearted and not into all that heavy shit.

Life is far too short, start enjoying it - that's why I ride my bike like I do - because I can and its fun and I don't need stress - so live a little.....

[sinfull]

whats the rush.
In order of appearance !
women
MC
women
Pot
women
acid
whoa
shrooms
datura
cacti
MC
women
speed
women
crank
finding mates still alive
pot
Ewomen
pot
Pwomen
racing............................................ .........................




You may notice the lack of music !

[sinfull]

Plenty of women get dumped on by guys too. It's an equal world out there, although it sounds like you've forgotten that.....

Build a bridge and get over it.

Women have brains and sure can use them too - depends if you are too shallow to stand up for yourself. Just remember, not all women are like the one you had - some of us are fun, light hearted and not into all that heavy shit.

Life is far too short, start enjoying it - that's why I ride my bike like I do - because I can and its fun and I don't need stress - so live a little.....
single aint ya ???
I'd have to meet ya to figure out if your a lesbian like me though !

[geestring]

In order of appearance !
women
MC
women
Pot
women
acid
whoa
shrooms
datura
cacti
MC
women
speed
women
crank
finding mates still alive
pot
Ewomen
pot
Pwomen
racing............................................ .........................




You may notice the lack of music !

ha ha awsome no rush then.

[sinfull]

ha ha awsome no rush then.
On the contrary ! May have taken a while but i found it !

And here's me thinking of leaping out of perfectly good aircraft, or tall buildings, or for that matter land masses, to find it !

[Conquiztador]

ha ha awsome no rush then.

And where is the chocolate?

[geestring]

And where is the chocolate?

yes i second that always need to rush for that.

[sinfull]

And where is the chocolate?


yes i second that always need to rush for that.

ok caught up now ! Ahuh ahuh ahuh don't mind me !!!
Say no to crack !!!!

[crazyhorse]

single aint ya ???
I'd have to meet ya to figure out if your a lesbian like me though !


No to Single

And No to Lesbian like you! HUH! Straight as - and straight up too LOL