Visiting KB'rs around the country!

[Conquiztador]

I have 3 young boys who live with me fulltime. Their mum has them every second w/e. That is when I have travelled to see my now ex gf.

Thanks to a little gin I have just had a brain explosion! I will every second w/e travel to see an interesting KB'r (OK, anyone who can handle me will be considered interesting...)

So here is my plan: Every second w/e I find someone who is prepared to set me up in a bed and I will enrich their life with my tales. I will pay for my own costs. Only the company is needed.

Brilliant!

Now I just sit here and wait for all the offers... waiting...,

[Blackshear]

I'll ask my mum, shall I? :lol:
'Mum some old guy is gonna stay the night some weekend!'
"Who?"
'I dunno, his name is Conquiztador.'
"No, Chris."

I tried :(

[ajturbo]

you KNOW i would love to get you in a room with me.......

a few bourbons/beer/other poison.

and just see how much shit we can talk....


once i find a place to live that is...

[Conquiztador]

I'll ask my mum, shall I? :lol:
'Mum some old guy is gonna stay the night some weekend!'
"Who?"
'I dunno, his name is Conquiztador.'
"No, Chris."

I tried :(

Ur mum hot?

[CookMySock]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

[Conquiztador]

you KNOW i would love to get you in a room with me.......

a few bourbons/beer/other poison.

and just see how much shit we can talk....


once i find a place to live that is...


Excuses. A hotel room for the w/e will do. Long as they have secure parking.

[Conquiztador]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

Cheers. Next w/e is mine with the boys. But w/e after? And do I end up sleeping with someone that has bikes in his pocket?

[Blackshear]

Ur mum hot?

She weighs more than me, and I'm about 6' 1".
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! So open your eyes once you've got a grip on sommat.

[wbks]

Well this is a very awkward thread :(
@blackshear - Did you really just describe your mother to an old dude looking for someone to sleep with every second weekend :lol: ?

[FJRider]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

You buggers must have bloody deep pockets then .... (and short arms)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Conquiztador]

Well this is a very awkward thread :(
@blackshear - Did you really just describe your mother to an old dude looking for someone to sleep with every second weekend :lol: ?

U have to put it in to context. Once the age creeps up every day could be your last.

[wbks]

U have to put it in to context. Once the age creeps up every day could be your last.I think everyone can relate to their dad gradually getting creepyer by the day... A "friend" of mine's dad used to occasionally give a glance to a younger chick in a mini skirt, but as the years past it turned to damaged bonnets from regularly driving into the back of cars while looking at someone on the beach as they drove past, and eventually openly admitting it:clap:

[MsKABC]

This thread is useless without pics!

[Conquiztador]

This thread is useless without pics!

But...

I have no idea what bike I have next week. Tend to buy and sell. Currently a K100.

Or were you talking about sumtin else???

[CookMySock]

Cheers. Next w/e is mine with the boys. But w/e after? And do I end up sleeping with someone that has bikes in his pocket?Dunno whats on then. Adding you to my contacts list.. just txt me and head over if you are bored. You have the caravan to yourself so you can snore the place down. ;)

Steve

[Blackshear]

Well this is a very awkward thread :(
@blackshear - Did you really just describe your mother to an old dude looking for someone to sleep with every second weekend :lol: ?

She can take it however she wants, I was bored and thought it'd be funny.

[Conquiztador]

She can take it however she wants, I was bored and thought it'd be funny.

I am middle age...

[Blackshear]

I am middle age...

Forgive me for saying old, I am but a young whipper snapper :bleh:
I think she's actually going to my Dads place this weekend anyway, so keep lookin!

[wbks]

She can take it however she wantsGood lord... This much detail?:spanking:

[MsKABC]

But...

I have no idea what bike I have next week. Tend to buy and sell. Currently a K100.

Or were you talking about sumtin else???

:laugh: Why, your bike of course!

[Grahameeboy]

Welcome anytime.......

[Conquiztador]

:laugh: Why, your bike of course!

Cool. When can I show it to you?

[MsKABC]

Cool. When can I show it to you?

I'll get back to ya ;)

[Conquiztador]

I'll get back to ya ;)

Right... I am very sensitive. I straight away here sense that you are contemplating the implications this could have on your underlying urges.

[MsKABC]

Right... I am very sensitive. I straight away here sense that you are contemplating the implications this could have on your underlying urges.

Sensitive eh? That's not what I'm picking up from your other thread... :bleh:

[Motu]

How do I know you will go home again?

[Conquiztador]

Sensitive eh? That's not what I'm picking up from your other thread... :bleh:

Multifa... multi facea... multi feac... ahh, I can do heaps of different stuff!

[Conquiztador]

How do I know you will go home again?

just dont feed me.

[MsKABC]

Multifa... multi facea... multi feac... ahh, I can do heaps of different stuff!

But not spell, apparently. :Pokey:

[Conquiztador]

But not spell, apparently. :Pokey:

We all have shortcomings. This is mine after 1/2 bottle of gin. If I had been drinking JD I would have put my cape on and smashed in through your window.

[MsKABC]

We all have shortcomings. This is mine after 1/2 bottle of gin. If I had been drinking JD I would have put my cape on and smashed in through your window.

Ooooh, gin - now there's a depressant for you. I like my superheroes to ride superbikes anyway :lol:

[Laxi]

entertaining thread this, who needs tv:niceone:

[sinfull]

Cheers. Next w/e is mine with the boys. But w/e after? And do I end up sleeping with someone that has bikes in his pocket? At first i thought yeah ok but then saw this and ummmm, think the mrs might get upset !

[Conquiztador]

At first i thought yeah ok but then saw this and ummmm, think the mrs might get upset !

Don't worry. I will pay for the petrol.

[Conquiztador]

Ooooh, gin - now there's a depressant for you. I like my superheroes to ride superbikes anyway :lol:

AND it keeps malaria away. You can never be to careful!

[sinfull]

Don't worry. I will pay for the petrol. haha even if it's a two stroker ?

[Conquiztador]

haha even if it's a two stroker ?

And the oil!

[chanceyy]

there is a spare bed in the manawatu .. and some brilliant roads to ride :yes:


will be away for most of june though, but there is a charity ride 5th july (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=100332) :niceone:

[yungatart]

A social recluse, eh? Yeah, right!
There's always room at our place...but its not very far away....

[Conquiztador]

A social recluse, eh? Yeah, right!
There's always room at our place...but its not very far away....

Shush! U will scare the punters!!