Paper doesn't grow on trees...

[saltydog]

Chocolate fish cant swim,
Mis-scarriages don't have wheels,
The pope does wear a funny hat,
Bears do shit in the woods,

Any more?

[Blackshear]

Baby oil does not come from babies
Uhm.

Man, I had a couple pages of this shit in a joke book somewhere.

[saltydog]

I know, it is getting late isnt it?! Hadnt heard that one though.....

[MattRSK]

Microsoft works.

[James Deuce]

Linux is free

[MattRSK]

Military intelligence.

[MattRSK]

Civil engineer.

[geestring]

Any more?

frogs dont turn into princes when you kiss them. doesnt matter how many times you try.:msn-wink: