Horse
3rd June 2009, 14:55
From NotAlwaysRight.Com (http://notalwaysright.com/wham-bam-thank-you/2035):
Wham, Bam, Thank You…
I’m taking applications for Supplementary Welfare Benefits. A young woman with a baby takes a seat and I take her and the baby’s details.)
Me: “…and what is the name of your baby’s father?”
Customer: “I don’t know his name.”
Me: “Well, can you at least give a physical description and approximate age?”
Customer: “No, I can’t. It was night, and he never took off his crash helmet…”
Wham, Bam, Thank You…
I’m taking applications for Supplementary Welfare Benefits. A young woman with a baby takes a seat and I take her and the baby’s details.)
Me: “…and what is the name of your baby’s father?”
Customer: “I don’t know his name.”
Me: “Well, can you at least give a physical description and approximate age?”
Customer: “No, I can’t. It was night, and he never took off his crash helmet…”