birdhandler
4th June 2009, 13:56
Not sure if its been here before but it gave me a a laugh
> A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy pub in Gallowgate, Glasgow.
> > He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms
> > folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli.
> >
> > After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby
> > rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind
> > if I do?'
> >
> > The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the
> > young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'
> >
> > Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over
> > and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with
> > delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a
> > dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he
> > immediately heaved up the chilli back into the bowl.
> >
> > The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
> A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy pub in Gallowgate, Glasgow.
> > He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms
> > folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli.
> >
> > After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby
> > rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind
> > if I do?'
> >
> > The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the
> > young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'
> >
> > Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over
> > and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with
> > delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a
> > dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he
> > immediately heaved up the chilli back into the bowl.
> >
> > The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.