Digit Ratio Theory

[scracha]

The Legend:
"Dude, I can totally tell he's gay! Look at his fingers!"

This sounds like one of those playground urban myths that adolescent males use as an excuse to punch each other. Supposedly, comparing the size of your index and ring fingers can tell whether a guy is destined to one day make out with Sulu and Andy Dick in a poorly lit alley in Hollywood.

Yeah, right. Enough of your ignorant homophobia!

The Truth:



Incredibly, this is a real thing. It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it.

Apparently if you have a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive, aggressive and disgusted by anything featuring Hugh Grant.
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A longer index finger, on the other hand, means more estrogen, making you more neurotic and sensitive. So if your index finger is way longer than your ring finger, you're like the gayest dude ever, right?



Actually, no. Studies found that it was when the two fingers were nearly the same length that the subjects were more likely to be gay (men and women both). Why? You'll have to ask the scientists, it's technical. What we do know is a study from Rutgers looking at finger lengths in lesbians even found a noticeable difference between the "butch" ladies who drive trucks and wear flannel and the more feminine lesbians who tend to populate your fantasies.

So... how far into this entry did you get before you stopped to look at your fingers?

[NDORFN]

Here goes a nature vs. nurture debate. Here's my two cents worth... homosexuals are living out a widely accepted (and highly encouraged by the fairer-sex, no surprises there considering the feminist revolution of the past decade) substitution for reality. It's rather sad and pathetic.

[slofox]

My ring finger is way longer than the index finger - on both hands. Does this mean I am a violent sociopath who's just about to run amok and murder the entire world population?

[NDORFN]

My middle finger is great for fingering my wife. Does this mean anything?

[Blackshear]

So... how far into this entry did you get before you stopped to look at your fingers?

As far as sliding my phones back plate down, switching to macro, clicking, inserting plug into phone and selecting 'PC Suite', then uploading aforementioned picture to heeeeeeere.

Anything to show off my tungsten ring, really.

[Naki Rat]

My ring finger is way longer than the index finger - on both hands. Does this mean I am a violent sociopath who's just about to run amok and murder the entire world population?

So are mine! What's it to you ?! :lol:

[Blackshear]

My middle finger is great for fingering my wife. Does this mean anything?

If you're implying you just use the 1 finger, then yes, it does mean something.
:whistle:

[NDORFN]

As far as sliding my phones back plate down, switching to macro, clicking, inserting plug into phone and selecting 'PC Suite', then uploading aforementioned picture to heeeeeeere.

Anything to show off my tungsten ring, really.

That's a gay hand if ever I saw one.

[NDORFN]

If you're implying you just use the 1 finger, then yes, it does mean something.
:whistle:

Maybe she's a virgin?

[sinfull]

My ring finger is way longer than the index finger - on both hands. Does this mean I am a violent sociopath who's just about to run amok and murder the entire world population?
No, it means your not into the movie "about a boy"


My middle finger is great for fingering my wife. Does this mean anything?


Maybe she's a virgin?
Your doing it wrong !!!

[sinfull]

As far as sliding my phones back plate down, switching to macro, clicking, inserting plug into phone and selecting 'PC Suite', then uploading aforementioned picture to heeeeeeere.

Anything to show off my tungsten ring, really.going by them calluses your dick curves to the left !

[Blackshear]

going by them calluses your dick curves to the left !

Lrn2 left/right differentiate.

Or I spent the weekend pushbiking to relax, after shovelling 30m2 of topsoil on thursday :pinch:

[MSTRS]

Anything to show off my tungsten ring, really.

No matter what it's made of, we're really not keen on seeing your ring...

[Blackshear]

No matter what it's made of, we're really not keen on seeing your ring...

What is if was made of Martha Stuarts'?

[sinfull]

Lrn2 left/right differentiate.

Or I spent the weekend pushbiking to relax, after shovelling 30m2 of topsoil on thursday :pinch:
5 truckloads (ave) haha off the truck huh ? And you ride a push bike to relax afterwards !
Feed that man a Mother of an energy drink !
Me, i would have hired a digger (especialy if the boss was footin the bill, then charging it out) and been in the pub since lunchtime thursday !

[MSTRS]

What is if was made of Martha Stuarts'?

Nope. Did anyone tell you that you are a sick puppy?

[Blackshear]

5 truckloads (ave) haha off the truck huh ? And you ride a push bike to relax afterwards !
Feed that man a Mother of an energy drink !
Me, i would have hired a digger (especialy if the boss was footin the bill, then charging it out) and been in the pub since lunchtime thursday !

Limited access. Guy wanted all of his shitty soil out the back of his yard, wheelbarrow by wheelbarrow, into his new garden thing...
I actually drank a whole 4-pack of Mother™.

Just a slow leasurely push around Devonport from Birkdale, nothing extreme.
I've always had these tough lumps of skin on both hands, figured it was normal.

[Mikkel]

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[Mully]

Thought that looked familiar. Entire article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html

[Edbear]

My ring finger is way longer than the index finger - on both hands. Does this mean I am a violent sociopath who's just about to run amok and murder the entire world population?

Just skip by our place, won't you...:(

Mine are close in length and my wife will confirm I'm totally hetero... :hug:

[sinfull]

Limited access. Guy wanted all of his shitty soil out the back of his yard, wheelbarrow by wheelbarrow, into his new garden thing...
I actually drank a whole 4-pack of Mother™.

Just a slow leasurely push around Devonport from Birkdale, nothing extreme.
I've always had these tough lumps of skin on both hands, figured it was normal.
Used to do that shit once apon a time, used to be first to help mates lift engine blocks out too, but now i'm usually last off the stool and first to take a step back !
You can either laugh about it or think about it !


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I prefer to share the load over 4 fingers ! Nanoo nanoo shuzbutt :gob:then it's just a matter of figuring out what to use the open gob for !

[mynameis]

OMG this thread is like soo gay!

[scracha]

Hmm. Wonder if this applies to both hands?

If so, my right hand is a raging testosterone ridden bastard and my left hand is a homo.



Next time I have a wank I'll try sticking one of my left fingers up my arse.:girlfight:

[MSTRS]

What if your arse is hetero? Would that be like rape?