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Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:00
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

Laxi
9th June 2009, 20:02
women come and go:finger: stick with the bike, it gives you trouble ya just bif it down the road and get a new 1:lol:

Str8 Jacket
9th June 2009, 20:03
If she wont let you "do your thing" this early in the relationship then you'll be fucked forever. Move on, get a real chick! :niceone:

kevfromcoro
9th June 2009, 20:03
This going to be interesting.......

NDORFN
9th June 2009, 20:04
Tell her if she doesn't suck your dick every day you'll dump her... unless she lets you get a bike.

enigma51
9th June 2009, 20:05
The words you are looking for is

your a great fuck now fuck off :dodge:

coffeejunkie
9th June 2009, 20:05
Ditch the bitch and buy the bike!!!!!

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:05
This going to be interesting.......


JESUS CHRIST that was fast! Bank is going to let me know tomorrow before 2:00 if they will give me the loan, picking up on Saturday in THE TRON!!!! if I get the mular. Can't wait so excited! beta not get let down like last time!

Laxi
9th June 2009, 20:05
Tell her if she doesn't suck your dick every day you'll dump her... unless she lets you get a bike.

bling sent:2thumbsup:lol:

Swampdonkey
9th June 2009, 20:06
Can i have her phone number...........For Sale Black Triumph...cheap

jtzzr
9th June 2009, 20:06
I hope your new girlfriend is more understanding.

Oscar
9th June 2009, 20:06
Typical.
Seen this time and time again...

Chick is attracted windswept and interesting Bloke.

Having caught the Bloke, Chick proceeds to stop him being windswept and/or interesting iin order for him not to attract other Babes.

Indiana_Jones
9th June 2009, 20:10
Get the bike bro....

-Indy

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:10
Note: Must not let her know on saturday *hides bike at next door neighbours house* , as she's comming over for movies saturday night! :buggerd:

MoFunthanmost
9th June 2009, 20:10
Dump her, Get bike, Fight off babes 'wanting a ride'.

MaxB
9th June 2009, 20:13
If she wanted to take up showjumping or something fun to her but a bit dangerous would you force her to give that up?

No? Then she cannot expect the same of you.

mossy1200
9th June 2009, 20:16
Get a single seater sports bike and tell her that it wasnt for the both of you anyways.

KerrA
9th June 2009, 20:17
Have the movie night and have one last ride, then tell her you have the bike :D

Zuki lover
9th June 2009, 20:18
well, at least you won't have to worry about having to be 2 up - think of the positive side of it LOL:banana:

davebullet
9th June 2009, 20:19
Just tell her if she thinks the sex is good now, wait until she tries it on a bike (get one with a centre stand for stability)

mossy1200
9th June 2009, 20:19
Can i have her phone number...........For Sale Black Triumph...cheap

You could swap.
Upstairs is for thinking.......downstairs is for........

Starky307
9th June 2009, 20:21
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

I don't have that problem, my lady understands the need to ride motorcycles.


P.s. pictures of the girl or she doesn't exist.

Max Preload
9th June 2009, 20:21
Buy the bike, don't tell her, keep banging her. If she finds out she either dumps you or she doesn't - either way a good outcome!

LaytonNZ
9th June 2009, 20:21
You'l Have much more fun with the bike, and they dont argue back...but when they do it ends up being painful.

Mikkel
9th June 2009, 20:21
Tell her that the day it is the bike that puts forward the ultimatum that it's either the bike or her - then it'll be the bike that goes.

Funny creatures some people...

Mully
9th June 2009, 20:24
Don't matter how hot she is - sooner or later she'll be more trouble than the bike.

Lurch
9th June 2009, 20:25
Pics please!

Little Smurf
9th June 2009, 20:25
Yeah sorry, don't understand that, she needs to go otherwise you will never have a bike and there are many guys out there that get rid of the bike for the chick, and then years later the chick is gone and stillno bike......you got to find someone that loves it as much as you.
Mate I sold my 6 so he could go racing and brought the 14, stupid some say but pay backs a bitch I'm looking at bike number 5!!!!:banana:

MIXONE
9th June 2009, 20:30
Sounds just like my first wife!!!!

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:32
I don't have that problem, my lady understands the need to ride motorcycles.


P.s. pictures of the girl or she doesn't exist.


How do I put up a picture man lol?

Starky307
9th June 2009, 20:35
How do I put up a picture man lol?

Under the attach files box, which is below the submit reply button click on the manage attachments button.

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:35
How do I put up a picture man lol?

Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:

mowgli
9th June 2009, 20:37
She's a siamese twin?two for the price of one :)

Starky307
9th June 2009, 20:37
Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:

Rated images are for when the tits are out, not in.

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 20:38
Rated images are for when the tits are out, not in.


Oops - didn't mean to do that

Slicksta
9th June 2009, 20:38
How do I put up a picture man lol?

go to http://tinypic.com/ upload the pic then copy the text that says "IMG Code for Forums & Message Boards" then past it in your repy :)

EDIT:Agr way to late

Pogo2
9th June 2009, 20:39
She gave me an ultimatum.. its either me or the bike? Gee I'm going to miss her!

NighthawkNZ
9th June 2009, 20:40
18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:



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Hard to find the perfect woman bud...

Kwaka14
9th June 2009, 20:41
You could swap.
Upstairs is for thinking.......downstairs is for........

.....stinking?

gatch
9th June 2009, 20:47
Buy the bike, don't tell her, keep banging her. If she finds out she either dumps you or she doesn't - either way a good outcome!

I second this man, she deserves no respect. Then when she suspects you did in fact buy it, say "I don't play by anybodies rules, not even my own"

p.dath
9th June 2009, 20:47
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

When I started seeing my current woman I explained the order of the universe to her.

Mates
Bikes
Girlfriends

Brian d marge
9th June 2009, 20:47
get one more shag before you buy the bike ......

Stephen:2thumbsup

T bone
9th June 2009, 20:57
had this conversation with past girlfriends, girls gone still have bikes. I don't ever intend on stopping riding. If someone thinks they are going to change that, then they get told where to go

tri boy
9th June 2009, 21:05
Root her friends, and drop them off at her place on your bike.
She will hate missing out on the "outlaw" fun, and you'll be banging her again as well.

Danae
9th June 2009, 21:06
That's mindboggling. Bikes are sexy.

Hiflyer
9th June 2009, 21:06
Weigh up the pros and cons.

Pros: You can always trade in the bike for a newer model, how much tread is left in her tires? (the chick and the bike) The bike probably needs less maintinence even if its a hyo, bikes cost less in the long run. The bike will always let you hop ontop and have a go, etc etc etc


Cons: You might lose a hottie who looks like a cop which will get you in trouble on the road anyway.

Forest
9th June 2009, 21:09
She does want you to get it.

The reason that she is telling you that you shouldn't get the bike is so she can say "See! I told you so" if anything goes wrong.

been_there
9th June 2009, 21:10
A hole is hole..
A bike is not just a bike..

Easy choice really

gatch
9th June 2009, 21:10
She will hate missing out on the "outlaw" fun

+1

Just like a scene in a western movie haha, the badass from out of town rolls in, kicks his way through the batwings into the saloon and stares everyone down, then settles in for a night of gambling, whiskey and wenches..


Bikes are sexy.

I concur.

+1

Little Miss Trouble
9th June 2009, 21:13
Tell her "Its been fun, see ya!"

Mschvs
9th June 2009, 21:13
I second this man, she deserves no respect. Then when she suspects you did in fact buy it, say "I don't play by anybodies rules, not even my own"

I third this one man ....

Mschvs
9th June 2009, 21:14
You'll find another one dude!

Ixion
9th June 2009, 21:18
Why does she not want you to buy a bike?

You're not planning to buy a Honda are you?

Maybe she is fearful that once you have a bike she will have to much competition from other chicks looking for a ride.

Cheshire Cat
9th June 2009, 21:21
A few months ago(when I didn't have a bike) my ex boyfriend said to me "I won't care when you're in a wheelchair because of a motorbike accident.":oi-grr:

You can guess where I told him to go :finger::buggerd::lol:

McWild
9th June 2009, 21:24
Good on you, bling sent!

I mean if you can get a looker like that without a bike, imagine what you can get WITH one! :buggerd:

James Deuce
9th June 2009, 21:26
Note: Must not let her know on saturday *hides bike at next door neighbours house* , as she's comming over for movies saturday night! :buggerd:

See, there's two sides to this story. She's trying to change you and you don't respect her enough to not lie.

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 21:34
See, there's two sides to this story. She's trying to change you and you don't respect her enough to not lie.

That was a joke mate.... dont take it so seriously.

Mystic13
9th June 2009, 21:35
Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:

Please don't say you mean the picture on the right on the wall.

On a more serious note you need to HTFU.

You're on here because she gave you the hard word. The deal with relationships is that there will always be things that you want or she wants that neither of you like. If you want her in your life then you need to "sit her down for a serious talk" . That talk should be letting her know how important the bike is to you and that you intend for it to be a part of your life, now, in the future, through marriage and kids etc.

If you can't sit down and talk about tough issues now you'll have to learn it at some stage. Some people never learn it and just mislead and lie to their partner.

So my thoughts are HTFU and have the talk now. Think about what you want to say and go for it. I'm not a big fan of people who think it's okay to repress a partner or a person who thinks it's better to lie and hide rather than front up.

Having said that my wife loves bikes and is the perfect wife. Sure we disagree from time to time but we sort it and move on. If she's unhappy with something I want to do she'll let me know but she would never do anything to stop me being who I am and I would never do anything to stop her.

good luck with it all.

Aaron_newrider
9th June 2009, 21:38
Please don't say you mean the picture on the right on the wall.

On a more serious note you need to HTFU.

You're on here because she gave you the hard word. The deal with relationships is that there will always be things that you want or she wants that neither of you like. If you want her in your life then you need to "sit her down for a serious talk" . That talk should be letting her know how important the bike is to you and that you intend for it to be a part of your life, now, in the future, through marriage and kids etc.

If you can't sit down and talk about tough issues now you'll have to learn it at some stage. Some people never learn it and just mislead and lie to their partner.

So my thoughts are HTFU and have the talk now. Think about what you want to say and go for it. I'm not a big fan of people who think it's okay to repress a partner or a person who thinks it's better to lie and hide rather than front up.

Having said that my wife loves bikes and is the perfect wife. Sure we disagree from time to time but we sort it and move on. If she's unhappy with something I want to do she'll let me know but she would never do anything to stop me being who I am and I would never do anything to stop her.

good luck with it all.

Possible girlfriend as in a girlfriend possibility - not my girlfriend yet, so I ain't worried man.

Read my first post fully and you can understand my carefactor is almost nill. :beer:

steve_t
9th June 2009, 21:41
Not your girlfriend = doesn't need to know about your bike... yet.

If she's a decent chick, she'll already be attached and won't run away when she finds out about the bike. If she's a slapper, meh...

Harvd
9th June 2009, 21:43
Possible girlfriend as in a girlfriend possibility - not my girlfriend yet, so I ain't worried man.

Read my first post fully and you can understand my carefactor is almost nill. :beer:

Thats the right attitude man!

:Punk:

I cant help with the decision mate. Actually i can, get the bike and tell HER to HTFU

gatch
9th June 2009, 21:45
sit her down for a serious talk

through marriage and kids etc.

You'd lay this on a casual 18 yr old female friend ?

Bit premature for that kind of carry one eh..

Though its unlucky this girl has chosen this path to start with, I haven't met a woman yet who doesn't like the idea of a dude on a bike.

bsasuper
9th June 2009, 21:55
Had the same problem, I got the bike so wife would leave me.

Foxzee
9th June 2009, 21:56
If she can't ride with you...is SHE worth riding??

jono035
9th June 2009, 21:58
I think someone earlier had the right idea when they said if shes throwing crap like that around before you're even serious about her, imagine what it'll be like if you do end up in a serious relationship...

Anyone using that kind of blackmail bullshit is to be steered well clear of...

Slyer
9th June 2009, 22:09
If you want to change her mind, I'm sure there'll be plenty of people willing to to take her for a ride for you. ;)

ducatilover
9th June 2009, 23:09
I gag my woman, that way I can do what I want :banana:

sosman
9th June 2009, 23:16
Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:

Dump the one on the right & go out with the one on the left...sorted :2thumbsup

mynameis
9th June 2009, 23:17
Is your new girlfriend's name skidMark?













Pics or it never happend!

Marmoot
9th June 2009, 23:19
18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!!

If she has a twin, try the other one.

BIGBOSSMAN
9th June 2009, 23:21
Whack one up her rusty bullet hole brother, that's how to make a gal love you enough even to the point of riding a goddamn motorsickle.














(Worked for me)

ducatilover
9th June 2009, 23:22
If she has a twin, try the other one.

You sir, are the man

YellowDog
9th June 2009, 23:23
EDIT: IMPossible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

ducatilover
9th June 2009, 23:25
EDIT: IMPossible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

Choice in motorcycle perhaps?

mynameis
9th June 2009, 23:25
Keep her away from KB or you'll find her rooting.....:lol:

Metalor
9th June 2009, 23:50
Mate, before you even thought about starting this thread you should have given "Once Were Warriors" another run in the DVD player...

You'll find all the answers there.

ducatilover
9th June 2009, 23:53
I actually recall having a lady friend who told me I had to sell my bike. She lost and I got another lady friend. Fishing is a brilliant sport :rockon:

Patch
10th June 2009, 00:01
If she's a slapper, meh...
whadda ya mean IF!

motorcycles are cheaper than bikes, you can get just as dirty :eek5:

NDORFN
10th June 2009, 00:03
Judging by her attire in that photo, what she really wants is for you to bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

sinfull
10th June 2009, 00:05
See, there's two sides to this story. She's trying to change you and you don't respect her enough to not lie. Haha can see that relationship working huh


Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:
Pfffft had her last week ! She didn't look too pleased when i told her her mother was better !

TOTO
10th June 2009, 00:52
biker chicks are way hotter man and have brains.

GSXR Trace
10th June 2009, 01:58
any chick worth keeping should find bikes bloody sexy! haha
just a question: has she ever been on a bike? perhaps a ride would change her mind and then you get best of both worlds?

tigertim20
10th June 2009, 02:04
Dump the one on the right & go out with the one on the left...sorted :2thumbsup

post of the night! bling sent!

Mate fuck her and toss her aside.

Before my current partnerand I got together, I didnt have a bike. She caught me looking at bikes on TradeMe and asked what I was doing. I told her I would like this particular bike, but was short of cash, she said I didnt knw you rode bikes! I said yep, she said oh, and left.
She returned an hour later with $700 in CASH, threw it at me and said go get the bike. Now. So I did. And yes I am serious, we werent even together, just had an *ahem* agreement *ahem*

Then after I had had a play on the bike for a few hours and got it home, she told me everything she would let me do if I took her on the bike.

Im am now on Bike #4 since she and I have been together... and she is learning how to ride.

Biker girls are better!!

Gremlin
10th June 2009, 02:13
biker chicks are way hotter man and have brains.
Wot e said. :rockon:

Youse got two options. Turn her into a biker chick, and find her even hotter (If you, y'know, twist my arm, and force me like, I guess I could take her for a ride - and this could include a motorcycle if necessary ;)) or have a bit of fun and move on.

To correct Trace a bit... any chick worth keeping shouldn't be dealing out ultimatums like that :yes:

Korumba
10th June 2009, 02:28
You should have screwed her a year ago!

CookMySock
10th June 2009, 07:18
Chicks try this sort of shit on just to filter for people they can control. Give in to a demand such as this, and she knows whe can do anything she fucking pleases. Harden up, so bitches like this don't get to breed.

Steve

Fatt Max
10th June 2009, 07:26
If she is happy to cop one up the rusty then I'd meet her half way with the demand,

IE "I'm still getting a bike but you dont have to swallow every time"

As long as she accomodates one up the rusty though, very important.....

Otherwise my ex is happy for any kind of thing put anywhere, and she loves bikes, and tupperware, and bedclothes, and kinives and forks etc

CookMySock
10th June 2009, 07:39
@Fatt Max, great pic! looks like she is getting one up the rusty right there.. How did you get her to whinney like that? Thats hot..

Steve

smoky
10th June 2009, 08:05
Had the same problem, I got the bike so wife would leave me.

tried that - she's still here

BiK3RChiK
10th June 2009, 08:11
I think someone earlier had the right idea when they said if shes throwing crap like that around before you're even serious about her, imagine what it'll be like if you do end up in a serious relationship...

Anyone using that kind of blackmail bullshit is to be steered well clear of...

Hell yes! This goes for both males and females. If some 'potential boyfriend' came along and said to me my bike had to go, I'd be telling him where to get off! :2guns: :bye: Otherwise, what's the next thing on the list, and the next....

Insanity_rules
10th June 2009, 08:23
I love picking on the whipped. See my famous thread here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=43270 about what I said to one such sorry bastard at the supermarket.

My Mrs was hanging out for when I got my bigger bike. She did however make me see sense about getting my license though and not with an ultimatum.

Just remember chap real biker girlies are WAY hotter than that and WAY more fun. If you don't believe me try parking a Ducati or a Harley somewhere, stand next to it and see how many women want to talk to you. Better still meet a girlie that rides.

Indiana_Jones
10th June 2009, 08:29
Be sure to let us know how it all goes down (waaaaay haaay!) ;)

-Indy

smoky
10th June 2009, 08:38
So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other....... and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!

Haha, any other guys have this issue?

I met this bird (23 odd years ago) and she wouldn't go out with me cause I had a bike, I moved on (plenty of fish in the sea). A couple of years later we hooked up, got married. I've had a bike on and off for the 19 years we've been married - she's always hated me having one, never been on the bike with me.

Love (if you believe in it) will win out, regardless of wether or not you have a bike.

pritch
10th June 2009, 08:45
Love (if you believe in it) will win out, regardless of wether or not you have a bike.

And if you don't believe in love, lust can work just as well... :whistle:

smoky
10th June 2009, 08:47
And if you don't believe in love, lust can work just as well... :whistle:

but not for 19 years, you need nagging, children, debt.......... etc. to make it last that long

mynameis
10th June 2009, 09:06
biker chicks are way hotter man and have brains.

What you mean the butch ones ?

ManDownUnder
10th June 2009, 09:11
She rates herself very highly... not a bad thing until she forgets to take others into account...

... which she seems to have done.

So - your call.

Maha
10th June 2009, 09:16
Get the bike....have you thought of the possibility that when she finds a better bloke than you, you are gone!!!
Very seldom does a chick of that age stay with the same guy for the rest of her life, its short term mate, enjoy it while it last...get a bike!

smoky
10th June 2009, 09:16
What you mean the butch ones ?

Biker Chicks or Biker Slags
Chicks who ride bikes or chicks who ride bikers

??

ynot slow
10th June 2009, 09:20
Get a bike Doug,get the bike Doug,not the perm Dougie,and eat the friggin biscuit.

Boob Johnson
10th June 2009, 09:40
Possible girlfriend as in a girlfriend possibility - not my girlfriend yet, so I ain't worried man.

Read my first post fully and you can understand my carefactor is almost nill. :beer:
Your first post smacks of "I just got laid & wanted to tell the world" ;)

2wheeldrifter
10th June 2009, 09:53
Good on ya for the "nill" care factor... what counts is on the inside, and if she's not into leather... tell her to piss off. On a more real concern, what bike you buying...

Conquiztador
10th June 2009, 10:05
Attached, she's on the right.

A little chubby don't you think? And the chubby ones get more chubby as they mature... ;)

The Pastor
10th June 2009, 10:29
the comments in this thread, shocking.

vifferman
10th June 2009, 10:34
the comments in this thread, shocking.
Why would you say that? :confused:


You... you're...

you're not his girlfriend, are you? :confused:

GSXR Trace
10th June 2009, 10:47
To correct Trace a bit... any chick worth keeping shouldn't be dealing out ultimatums like that :yes:

yeah of course you would correct me gremlin! :bleh:
but i have to agree, ultimatums don't work in relationships
although im biased, surely a chick that is into bikes is better than a chick that just lets you ride and actually doesn't like them???
but i think this thread right from the start showed he didn't give a shit and was getting a bike anyway - so she either has to change her attitude towards bikes or shs not gonna be around for long

rosie631
10th June 2009, 10:54
Ditch the bitch

boomer
10th June 2009, 10:55
Just buy a honduh... she'll dump you faster than you can say.. 'im a fag'

Maha
10th June 2009, 11:02
Just buy a honduh... she'll dump you faster than you can say.. 'im a fag'

It only increased my manhood......:girlfight:

The Stranger
10th June 2009, 11:10
It's a challenge.
Keep the bike AND nail her on it.

Ragingrob
10th June 2009, 11:11
yeah of course you would correct me gremlin! :bleh:
but i have to agree, ultimatums don't work in relationships
although im biased, surely a chick that is into bikes is better than a chick that just lets you ride and actually doesn't like them???
but i think this thread right from the start showed he didn't give a shit and was getting a bike anyway - so she either has to change her attitude towards bikes or shs not gonna be around for long

I dunno... What if biking is one of the things you wanna keep separate from your relationship? Your gf doesn't want you joining her book club, some guys may wanna keep them outta their riding life, it's their time to get away :scooter:

Bend-it
10th June 2009, 11:12
Pics or you're just blowing hot air... of the girl, I mean...

SlowHand
10th June 2009, 11:18
Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:



Pfffft had her last week ! She didn't look too pleased when i told her her mother was better !


:gob: That's my little sister you little shits!

Actually, I told her, that little whiney prick is gonna go village people on a bike, dont let him get one.

triple-bee
10th June 2009, 11:27
I havn,t read all the replies cos i cant be arsed, but tell her to fuck off :Oops:

Mr Merde
10th June 2009, 11:29
Dump her, Get bike, Fight off babes 'wanting a ride'.

You for got this bit

HUMP HER, Dump her, Get bike, Fight off babes 'wanting a ride'.

marioc
10th June 2009, 11:35
If she really is an a-grade root,I would think twice before getting rid of it.
Decent rooters [non fugly] are bloody hard to come by.

Mr Merde
10th June 2009, 11:36
If she really is an a-grade root,I would think twice before getting rid of it.
Decent rooters [non fugly] are bloody hard to come by.

But fugly ones are more gratefull and therefore more enthusiastic

Aaron_newrider
10th June 2009, 11:39
You for got this bit

HUMP HER, Dump her, Get bike, Fight off babes 'wanting a ride'.


Unfortunately I can't give the babes "wanting a ride" a ride due to the large L plate on the back.... :(

And yes, sorry all, but I am buying a "hyobag" (here comes the abuse!!!!)

Metalor
10th June 2009, 11:43
your first post smacks of "i just got laid & wanted to tell the world" ;)


+1







************

Aaron_newrider
10th June 2009, 11:44
So the bank just called me, 3 months ago they said "come back in 3 months because you are a new customer..." and they now say "come back in 3 months becuase it's now policy to have you as a customer for 6 months.

F*cking national bank - beware they aren't that nice....

Well' looks like im going to have the same issue in 3 months so let's see what happens.

Cheers and see ya all in 3 mths.
Aaron

Maha
10th June 2009, 12:01
Oh god no, not another thread in three months time?

Aaron_newrider
10th June 2009, 12:06
Oh god no, not another thread in three months time?

hahahahahaha - nah this was just abit of entertainment for you all.

Indiana_Jones
10th June 2009, 12:07
Tap 'n' Gap buddy!

-Indy

Chev25250
10th June 2009, 12:23
Aaron my man
At your age we know what rules your head - But stand back & take note of the Speights ad & stick to bikes n beer & keep looking for the
RIGHT one, as everybody knows its more fun looking & "Its hard to find the right women" Some never do !!

steve_t
10th June 2009, 12:26
"Its hard to find the right women" Some never do !!

How many are we supposed to look for? :laugh:

mynameis
10th June 2009, 12:29
Yeap great sex at your age is lasting 2 minutes :lol:

Go for the bike man :laugh:

Swoop
10th June 2009, 12:33
Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..:Playnice:
The one behind the TV has a nice waistline...

Tell the national bank to get stuffed. They are useless bastards.
Get that bike!!!

snuffles
10th June 2009, 12:39
If she wont let you "do your thing" this early in the relationship then you'll be fucked forever. Move on, get a real chick! :niceone:

Like you ?:hug:

2wheeldrifter
10th June 2009, 12:45
Well it's going to be a fucking great three months isn't it! :rockon:

Crazy Steve
10th June 2009, 12:52
So the bank just called me, 3 months ago they said "come back in 3 months because you are a new customer..." and they now say "come back in 3 months becuase it's now policy to have you as a customer for 6 months.

F*cking national bank - beware they aren't that nice....

Well' looks like im going to have the same issue in 3 months so let's see what happens.

Cheers and see ya all in 3 mths.
Aaron

Try another bank.....And the key is not to tell them you want the money to buy a Motorbike....Tell them its for studying....:)

Crazy Steve.

sinfull
10th June 2009, 13:23
So the bank just called me, 3 months ago they said "come back in 3 months because you are a new customer..." and they now say "come back in 3 months becuase it's now policy to have you as a customer for 6 months.

F*cking national bank - beware they aren't that nice....

Well' looks like im going to have the same issue in 3 months so let's see what happens.

Cheers and see ya all in 3 mths.
Aaron


Well it's going to be a fucking great three months isn't it! :rockon:
Wonder if the girl will still be there ?

kunoichi
10th June 2009, 13:39
Bikes before babes. or better yet, find a hot chick that u can convert to the dark side. plenty out there! Good luck

Aaron_newrider
10th June 2009, 14:30
Bikes before babes. or better yet, find a hot chick that u can convert to the dark side. plenty out there! Good luck

Just passed my test :) I'll go test drive afew different bikes inbetween now and then I think. Driven afew before, Suzuki GSX250, 650cc honda something, and a hyosung gt250r but might try afew different brands also.

See ya

mossy1200
10th June 2009, 14:37
Yeap great sex at your age is lasting 2 minutes :lol:

Go for the bike man :laugh:
Yes but about 5 times per night.I cant even remember back then though.

Thani-B
10th June 2009, 14:43
Her loss. Id go for the bike. Personally I find that odd, if my potential bf had a bike Id like him even more...

u4ea
10th June 2009, 14:46
................:jerry::cool::shutup::shake::ride:

a very interesting read..mate you only have your youth once!! RIDE ON..

Tink
10th June 2009, 14:57
Bike all the way... what she want you to be .. "boring" all your life, if it isn't a bike, its a jet ski, fast car, or some other toy... woman just have to accept that's what men work all their lives for... to have fun with the money. :scooter:

geestring
10th June 2009, 15:06
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

have the best of both worlds, get the bike, get the girl, dont tell her. sounds like hard work already, if there is some thing worth the trouble, carry on until it turns to shit and enjoy it and move on. your bike would never put demands on you.;)

Crazy Steve
10th June 2009, 15:40
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

Aaron if shes really that Hot....Buy a Car....

Motorbikes are way tooo expensive and useless....

Warm and dry you and her will be able to spend special time together in the Back seat.....And maybe with Others....:)

Crazy Steve..

Laxi
10th June 2009, 16:26
I gag my woman, that way I can do what I want :banana:

gag = a muzzle:Pokey:

driftn
10th June 2009, 18:17
When I first started seeing my now ex partner (long story some other time) she said that if I bought a bike she would leave, I called her bluff she stayed. For the next 4 years she was happy that I had a bike as she could see that it made me happy. She even came to the track to watch me race every round as she knew that my bike was an old peice of crap and liked watching me carve up the new machines. Moral of the story is if she is really in to you she will stay when you buy the bike and if not, the only way to get over a woman is to get under another.

AllanB
10th June 2009, 18:32
You should ride them both as much as you can, for as long as you can, as you never know what tomorrow will bring.

And make sure you use a good quality lubricant in both.

GOONR
10th June 2009, 18:39
Sounds just like my first wife!!!!
Ditto, When I met my first wife I had a bike already though, told me I couldn't get another one. Went to the bike shop for some oil, 10 pounds worth, came back on a new bike 3 grand...:Oops: My god was she pissed off, hence "first wife". My word it was funny :laugh:

monkeymsea
10th June 2009, 19:02
Im lucky my AGF (almost girlfriend) rides!!.. A GN mind you but rides none the less.. It is embarassing tho that she cant pilot the GN faster then I can my baby ninja :whistle:

jono035
10th June 2009, 19:54
[SIZE="5"]And make sure you use a good quality lubricant in both.

Bwahaha +10

pritch
11th June 2009, 10:24
but not for 19 years, you need nagging, children, debt.......... etc. to make it last that long

Ahhhh True lust!

MarkH
11th June 2009, 15:09
but i have to agree, ultimatums don't work in relationships
although im biased, surely a chick that is into bikes is better than a chick that just lets you ride and actually doesn't like them???

You might be biased, but you're not wrong! Chicks that give out ultimatums are especially a long way down from cool chicks that ride bikes.




And yes, sorry all, but I am buying a "hyobag"

Even a Hyosung is better than a chick that issues ultimatums. I say: get the bike and enjoy riding it, enjoy riding the girl too, if she dumps your ass once she finds out about the bike then *shrug* carry on enjoying the bike and move on to a better girl.

FROSTY
11th June 2009, 16:04
You might be biased, but you're not wrong! Chicks that give out ultimatums are especially a long way down from cool chicks that ride bikes.
Whats just as cool is a gal thats got her own "thing" she's as into as much you are into bikes. That way you get ride time with ya mates and ride time on the... yea ok as ya were

scracha
11th June 2009, 20:09
Pah..yoof of today. Wot are you...religious or summit?

Just don't get their names mixed up or tell them about each other.

Faced with a choice between a hot 18 year old chick who's a demon in the sack or a motorcycle I think most peeps on here would be listing their bikes on Trademe.

What would you rather ride over winter?

Cheshire Cat
11th June 2009, 20:14
You people are horrible.
Just tell her to F off if she doesn't like it and you don't care if she's your girlfriend or not.Gosh.

jono035
11th June 2009, 20:29
'I'm leaving if you get a motorbike' and you don't get a motorbike...

'I'm leaving if you don't spend all weekend at home with me' and you don't go out

'I'm leaving if you don't marry me' and you get married

'I'm leaving if you don't want to have a kid with me' and you have kids

Then you realise you can't stand her, leave her, have a midlife crisis and buy the bike anyway!

A_Mans_Ruin
11th June 2009, 20:41
you know if you look hard enough you might find that perfect girl who:

A) is great in bed

B) is totally hot.... (better in leather)

C) is totally ok with ya havin a bike..... might even encourage you to get a better one haha...

and finally

D) could keep the fark up with ya when ya riding!!!!

Unfortunatley for me at the moment..... "seeing" someone was quickly followed by the introduction to the mates as, BUT SHE RIDES A BIGGER BIKE THAN ME.... hmmmmmm
now I wonder if he will ask me to get rid of it????

ducatilover
11th June 2009, 20:53
'I'm leaving if you get a motorbike' and you don't get a motorbike...

'I'm leaving if you don't spend all weekend at home with me' and you don't go out

'I'm leaving if you don't marry me' and you get married

'I'm leaving if you don't want to have a kid with me' and you have kids

Then you realise you can't stand her, leave her, have a midlife crisis and buy the bike anyway!

And by that time the lsd has worn off and shes an ugly manky mutt :clap:

merv
11th June 2009, 21:12
Aaron you got any more photos of this hottie?

As for the topic of the thread yeah just hurry up and get out riding on a bike and yes even one made in South Korea is better than one never made at all.

Mikkel
11th June 2009, 21:15
Pah..yoof of today. Wot are you...religious or summit?

Just don't get their names mixed up or tell them about each other.

Faced with a choice between a hot 18 year old chick who's a demon in the sack or a motorcycle I think most peeps on here would be listing their bikes on Trademe.

What would you rather ride over winter?

Mate, you need to harden the fuck up... It's not exactly like the roads are covered in ice here in NZ. Just the fact that you can get 12 month comprehensive insurance at a reasonable price is reason enough you can not justify not riding your bike over winter!

Jake might have been a slave of his fists - being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.

jono035
11th June 2009, 21:30
being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.

My thoughts exactly... Lots of fun, just shouldn't be that important!

Cheshire Cat
11th June 2009, 21:30
Go on then! Choose the bitch and fuck off lol

why such a big deal about it? You skiting or something?

gatch
11th June 2009, 21:40
Go on then! Choose the bitch and fuck off lol

why such a big deal about it? You skiting or something?

dreaming perhaps :shit:

Cheshire Cat
11th June 2009, 22:05
dreaming perhaps :shit:

If silly little boy goes with silly little girl hes an idiot and he shouldn't be on this site. I mean look at her! and she doesn't want him to have a bike!!! Why the fuck not!?!? cause its not "cool"?

Hey Mr Newrider, did you ask her why???

or maybe this is the hottest girl to ever take interest in him and hes skiting.....wrong place to do it buddy.

gatch
11th June 2009, 22:24
wrong place to do it buddy.

Man if I had a dollar for every time I heard that..

2wheeldrifter
11th June 2009, 22:24
Look bud, she not that hot K! end of the day they are all pink on the inside and a few beers they all like hot.. well most!
Dump the cow, get the bike... buy a whore, cheaper in the long run!! simple all happy :niceone:

Gremlin
11th June 2009, 22:33
Unfortunatley for me at the moment..... "seeing" someone was quickly followed by the introduction to the mates as, BUT SHE RIDES A BIGGER BIKE THAN ME.... hmmmmmm
now I wonder if he will ask me to get rid of it????
Best you get a Rocket III :shifty:

MaxB
11th June 2009, 23:02
Maybe I'm missing something here. Why are you waiting another 3 months?

There are still heaps of dodgy credit and lending organisations out there. If you really wanted to take the plunge now you could get the $$$ somehow. Mummy and daddy, student loans, dealer finance, GE finance or whatever.

ducatilover
11th June 2009, 23:08
Maybe I'm missing something here. Why are you waiting another 3 months?

There are still heaps of dodgy credit and lending organisations out there. If you really wanted to take the plunge now you could get the $$$ somehow. Mummy and daddy, student loans, dealer finance, GE finance or whatever.
Make her give hand jobs or what have you on the corner, that'll do it :niceone:

bikerboy011
11th June 2009, 23:27
Just try get as much pink meat and then just tell the bitch to fook of and go get the bike :D

scracha
12th June 2009, 16:31
Mate, you need to harden the fuck up... It's not exactly like the roads are covered in ice here in NZ. Just the fact that you

After many many years in Scotland with a bike as my only transport, I do not actually need to harden the fuck up.



Jake might have been a slave of his fists - being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.
Who said I don't ride over winter? Did I say he wasn't to ride over winter? Shag or a ride in the pissing rain..hmm...let me think. OH..what's the point.

Want a fight?

3Banger
12th June 2009, 19:15
if she needs a baby sitter while your out riding your new bike, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!

race me!!!!
17th June 2009, 13:52
how bout living a little??? like while making love from behind stick in her ass and tell her you are not only getting the bike but your rooting her sister!
life on the edge is great!

MattRSK
17th June 2009, 14:06
My wife told me this morning that she wanted me to get a new bike! In fact the other day when I was working out when I was going to start racing in streetstock (when I finish uni) she said I might as well take up sidecars because she wants to be the swinger.

MarkH
17th June 2009, 14:33
My wife told me this morning that she wanted me to get a new bike! In fact the other day when I was working out when I was going to start racing in streetstock (when I finish uni) she said I might as well take up sidecars because she wants to be the swinger.

Bugger, I think I am love with your wife!! :love:

You sir are a very lucky man!

buellbabe
17th June 2009, 15:09
Aaron...I read your initial post and just grinned...
I cannot give an unbiased answer cos I don’t date a guy unless he HAS a bike... LOL.

But as far your hot 18 yr old chick is concerned... big deal, plenty more where she came from...
If she is trying to tell you how to live your life and she is only a “potential girlfriend” (your words) then you need to wake up and smell the coffee cos it won’t stop there.

Like its already been said...plenty more hot chicks out there who DO like bikes:yes:

Mikkel
17th June 2009, 15:14
After many many years in Scotland with a bike as my only transport, I do not actually need to harden the fuck up.

So growing soft came with old age? :chase:
Scotland, on a bike - excellent. In winter - not so much.


Want a fight?

Sure! Let's gang up on that small guy in the corner... :devil2:

jetboy
17th June 2009, 16:24
Two important lessons I learned the hard way when it comes to women:

1) Don't change just so she will like you. If she doesn't like you for who you are then thats her problem, not yours.

2) If you do change to please the lass, then you will be caught in a trap where you will be forever changing the way you are to please her...thus turning you into a man resembling Helen Clarkes husband. For the love of mankind, DONT CHANGE!


p.s. who comes up with these tags?! genius!

scracha
17th June 2009, 17:44
Two important lessons I learned the hard way when it comes to women:

1) Don't change just so she will like you. If she doesn't like you for who you are then thats her problem, not yours.


Bwhahahah. Pretend to change so she will like you. Lie and say anything she wants to hear before getting into that taxi the next morning.

A standing prick hath no conscience,

Indiana_Jones
17th June 2009, 17:48
make her bleed yet?

-Indy

HenryDorsetCase
17th June 2009, 17:50
make her bleed yet?

-Indy

front or back bum?

HenryDorsetCase
17th June 2009, 17:51
as always, DBT have an appropriate song

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-easy--rider-
17th June 2009, 18:06
all i can say is what a fucking bitch! if she really liked you blah blah blah...

why doesnt she want you to have a bike anyway? coz its dangerous?

you want a missus that will go on the bike with ya anyway.



hahah brilliant tags.

popelli
17th June 2009, 18:08
you want a missus that will go on the bike with ya anyway.



.


no convert the bike to a single seater makes life a whole lot simpler

crazyhorse
17th June 2009, 18:54
Nah - you guys are all shit....

You need a chick who has her own bike! Never any arguments then and you can go what ever speed you want - cause you got no one on the back. I won't ride with anyone now, why should I - I have my own bike and half the guys couldn't keep up anyway LOL

one fast tl1ooo
17th June 2009, 19:00
Ditch the bitch and go and ride, :rockon:

6ft5
17th June 2009, 19:09
Ditch the bitch and go and ride, :rockon:

give that man a beer and :rockon:

Indiana_Jones
17th June 2009, 19:12
Make her bleed from any hole will do

....try the ear while she sleeps

-Indy

Aaron_newrider
17th June 2009, 20:58
You guys are still going on about this, hahaha! 183 posts, seems everyone had something so say.

cruza
17th June 2009, 21:06
You guys are still going on about this, hahaha! 183 posts, seems everyone had something so say.

Fav one at the moment , good laugh last couple of nights, So ya still tapping her or moved on to her sister? :love:

Aaron_newrider
17th June 2009, 22:05
Fav one at the moment , good laugh last couple of nights, So ya still tapping her or moved on to her sister? :love:

No comment, I'll let you know in 3 months when I buy the bike. TBA

MarkH
18th June 2009, 00:10
No comment, I'll let you know in 3 months when I buy the bike. TBA

I like your thinking - tap that arse for 3 months then when the weather is starting to improve get a bike and go for some different riding. Respect!

Cheshire Cat
18th June 2009, 00:21
have you asked her why yet....oh wait :whocares:

scracha
18th June 2009, 09:23
Nah - you guys are all shit....

What, you've slept with all of us?

alanzs
18th June 2009, 16:49
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

My 2 cents: Keep fucking her, take heaps of videos and photos of her nekkid, buy the bike keep it locked away, post the photos here. A hot chick is always fun to play with, but they do grow old and fat, as a bike you can always trade in for a newer, faster model.
Carry on... :done:

Aaron_newrider
18th June 2009, 17:37
My 2 cents: Keep fucking her, take heaps of videos and photos of her nekkid, buy the bike keep it locked away, post the photos here. A hot chick is always fun to play with, but they do grow old and fat, as a bike you can always trade in for a newer, faster model.
Carry on... :done:


You can't trade a chick for a newer faster model? Shit news to me. HAHAHA

Aaron_newrider
25th June 2009, 19:41
Small Update: Purchased some gloves today... one small step for Aaron, one giant leap to getting a bike.

ducatilover
25th June 2009, 19:55
Buy my bike........:2thumbsup

ukusa
26th June 2009, 09:57
post a pic of her & the bike, and we'll vote on which one to keep

been_there
26th June 2009, 12:10
post a pic of her & the bike, and we'll vote on which one to keep

LOL - Time for a poll or POLE.... :laugh:

NOWOOL
26th June 2009, 13:33
Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other:hug:. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!! :banana:


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

I've known girls like that through the years. If you stop and think of it they are rather practical thinkers. I don't think its just the idea of the bike but the idea of your personality on a bike.
They don't want to become emotionally bonded to someone that is a 'risk taker'. Sadly, as the years have gone by its shown a lot them made the right decision.

vgcspares
26th June 2009, 16:11
weren't we once (mostly) all risk takers - I mean going back in history - so what you're saying is we've evolved and only the most risk averse get to breed ? conjours up a pretty boring prospect for future humanity - none of them will be riding bikes anyway

Aaron_newrider
8th July 2009, 13:46
UPDATE!!!

Well' got some boots today so now I have boots and gloves. On the 15th will buy jacket + helmet and the month after hopefully buy the bike finger crossed!

I've been bargain hunting for cheap, but good gear so will have to post up how I did at the end-of this.

steve_t
8th July 2009, 13:50
What about an update on the possible girlfriend? :yes:

Little Miss Trouble
8th July 2009, 14:18
What about an update on the possible girlfriend? :yes:

Meh, who cares, we all know shes either gonna dump his arse or throw her toys, sulk for ages but ultimately continue sleeping with him anyway, whats to update?

avgas
8th July 2009, 14:25
Marry her and then get a bike - she's fucked then

Headbanger
8th July 2009, 14:52
Marry her and then get a bike - she's fucked then

Until she leaves and then asks for her half of the bike.

Then whose fucked?

If I ever think my wife is going to split, I'm going to sell everything, spend it all on booze, and then start pissing in a bucket, that will be her half.

slofox
8th July 2009, 15:10
Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike


Mate. That's not a possible girlfriend. That's an impossible girlfriend...

ManDownUnder
8th July 2009, 15:32
If I ever think my wife is going to split, I'm going to sell everything, spend it all on booze, and then start pissing in a bucket, that will be her half.

Yeah - you get the Speights... she gets the Rheineck...

crazyhorse
8th July 2009, 18:26
So??? What was the outcome? Bike or girlfriend? Or did you manage to keep both ...LOL :rockon:

Aaron_newrider
8th July 2009, 21:33
Well, haven't seen her for quite some time now actually. Chasing different fish in the sea, testing the water and having a great time doing it! :)

BASS-TREBLE
8th July 2009, 22:03
Well, haven't seen her for quite some time now actually. Chasing different fish in the sea, testing the water and having a great time doing it! :)

We'll take that as BIKE

crazyhorse
9th July 2009, 13:50
We'll take that as BIKE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dean
10th July 2009, 21:34
Dump the bike and go for the girl, motorcycles are like chicks with periods, if you dont give them tampons on a regular basis they can send you into a ditch full of bloody mess!