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Beemer
10th June 2009, 11:41
Just seen on Trade Me - http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=223309871

vifferman
10th June 2009, 11:49
Sounds like the one my sister owned once.
It literally pulled its own powercord out while running, after it leaped around the laundry in a frenzy, sounding like a lawnmower trying to devour itself (I was there at the time and heard it). :crazy:
It turned out the serviceman was short of work, so he sabotaged it just a little when called to fix some minor thing, hoping to make some more money when called back. The bowl came adrift and dropped down mid-spin, thrashing around inside the cabinet. Kinda lucky the hoses restrained it to some extent, or it might have come out of the laundry and attacked us... :eek5:

allycatz
10th June 2009, 15:19
Makes for funny reading

marioc
10th June 2009, 15:22
hahahaha excellent lulz

steve_t
10th June 2009, 15:43
LOL @ all the questions and comments :laugh:
And there are 50 more unanswered questions!

Mikkel
10th June 2009, 15:58
ROFL:

Is the picture included with the machine? BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME vex (77 ) 1:18 pm, Tue 9 Jun
Sure I can include the picture if you want, I can also draw pretty good sharks and the undertaker from WWF wrestling. they always end up looking the same which is frustrating because its hard to tell which one is which when I'm showing my friends. I usually write Shark under the shark one so I don't forget which is which. 2:20 pm, Tue 9 Jun

Laxi
10th June 2009, 16:19
I want some of the drugs that guys got:not:

Rcktfsh
10th June 2009, 16:48
should be auctioning the book and movie rights , make more than the washing machine no doubt leaving him with more than eneough money to import a brand spanking new wife.

Indiana_Jones
10th June 2009, 17:45
Question: Hello. I once murdered my family but said I was on a paper run and that Dad must have done it, but then I found out that the blood and brainmatter hadn't come out of my clothes. Do you think this machine would be good for washing blood out of boldly coloured jerseys? caveman20000bc (30 ) 3:29 pm, Wed 10 Jun

Answer: I'm actually amazed that it took this long for a David Bain joke to rear it's head. Thank you for holding off this long. Lets hope it's the last one. 5:31 pm, Wed 10 Jun

:lol:

-Indy

Naki Rat
10th June 2009, 21:55
I want some of the drugs that guys got:not:

Q: Bro, how stoned were you when you wrote that kickass description? nmowday (36 ) 3:32 pm, Wed 10 Jun

Answer: On a scale of 1-10? ....1 meaning completely stone called straight ....and 10 meaning so utterly rubber-faced I'm lying on my bed and cant even move my arms and legs and see Super Mario come running into my room, stand on my chest, pull out my tongue with pliers, reach into his apron and pull out a nail, then poke the nail through my tongue then run away laughing manically leaving me coughing over an imaginary nail thats still through my tongue? 5:40 pm, Wed 10 Jun

This guy is brilliant :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Shadows
11th June 2009, 01:53
Payment details

<LI id=AuctionSaleDetail_PayBankDeposit>Bank deposit <LI id=AuctionSaleDetail_PayCash>Cash
Your soul.
:lol:

NDORFN
11th June 2009, 02:09
That's a fucken doozey!:clap:

been_there
11th June 2009, 12:58
I found this extremly farkin funny

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Laundry/Washing-machines/Top-loader-6kg-under/auction-223309871.htm

MIXONE
11th June 2009, 13:28
That is so funny.Wish I could get him to write my adverts.

skidMark
11th June 2009, 13:43
bwahahaha at the dinosaur drawings and shit

Why are you even doing the washing? Don't you have a wife? <SMALL>moochiecat (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=296354) (109 (http://www.trademe.co.nz/link.aspx?i=12375&MemberID=296354) ) 8:50 am, Tue 9 Jun </SMALL>

Well I DID...I didn't bring that up as I didn't want to put buyers off. I'm afraid it took her too. It's ok though at least she still has the iron. <SMALL class=NoWrapping>9:55 am, Tue 9 Jun </SMALL>

Did you see any hot cavemen through the portal? Not only do I need a washing machine but I need someone to do the lawns and fix the squeeky door karen_bryan (58 ) 12:54 pm, Tue 9 Jun

Look lady I was terrified and holding on for my life. I didn't really have time to sum up the hotness of cavemen as my pants and shoes were being sucked into the vortex of death. I only remembered seeing the dinosaurs because it was quite remarkable. I've seen a lot of cave men before, I grew up in Waiuku. But dinosaurs is a first for me. 2:17 pm, Tue 9 Jun

vifferman
11th June 2009, 14:42
I found this extremly farkin funny

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Laundry/Washing-machines/Top-loader-6kg-under/auction-223309871.htm
You could've just accessed it from the other thread, posted ages ago...

Beemer
11th June 2009, 15:25
You could've just accessed it from the other thread, posted ages ago...

You mean this one?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=101074

Maha
11th June 2009, 15:32
You mean this one?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=101074

Thats not ages, that hours.....:rolleyes:

been_there
11th June 2009, 16:58
oopppsssss!

Hitcher
12th June 2009, 13:47
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=223309871

TLMAN
12th June 2009, 13:49
Repost, where have you been for the last 3 days.

Hitcher
12th June 2009, 13:50
Repost, where have you been for the last 3 days.

One wonders...

MsKABC
12th June 2009, 13:51
The russian satellite one was pretty funny too, about 3 years back.

cave weta
12th June 2009, 14:42
should be auctioning the book and movie rights , make more than the washing machine no doubt leaving him with more than eneough money to import a brand spanking new wife.

See the man and his washing machine- tonight at 7 pm on CLOSE UP-TV1:clap::clap::clap:

cave weta
12th June 2009, 14:51
I like your pictures :) jan_on_ice (798 ) 10:02 am, Thu 11 Jun

I like octopus's, they can fit through tiny holes like that yellow guy on X-files who eats livers and lives in a giant spitball. 10:47 pm, Thu 11 Jun
Its getting weirder!

Beemer
12th June 2009, 15:42
One wonders...

Shouldn't that be "one's mind wanders..."?

Holy crap, it's up to $350 now! Wish I had his skills, hope they pay up!

cambridgedan
12th June 2009, 16:00
This is brilliant im loving it :niceone:

Madness
12th June 2009, 19:36
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Tourers/auction-222276474.htm

It's become a selling tool for bikes now?.

Hitcher did a repost, FTW!

Hitcher
14th June 2009, 18:04
Hitcher did a repost, FTW!

Hitcher also did a merge, FTW.

scumdog
14th June 2009, 20:40
Why were the 'advantages' a woman can get from sitting on it while it's running not have been touted?

Woulda sold in a snap.....

Toot Toot
15th June 2009, 11:17
Mr Vintage are now selling T-Shirts of the Shark/Undertaker pictures and the dinosaurs too.

Swoop
15th June 2009, 12:40
It is currently at $2610.00.


Mr Vintage T-shirt link! (http://www.mrvintage.co.nz/shop/Browse+by+Category/Scary+Washing+Machine+Series/Mens.html)

Genestho
15th June 2009, 13:41
This is awesome!!! What a clever dude! And I love how he's auctioning the Tee's for Charity! Putting his humour to good use!

Well done that man!