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SpankMe
11th June 2009, 10:37
Do you need to be told it's NSFW?

Video. http://www.ohlookaforum.com/death-sick-f6/topic197.html :sick::puke:

Just let the guy die.

coffeejunkie
11th June 2009, 10:45
:gob::gob::gob::gob: What a wicked headache he's gunna have

scumdog
11th June 2009, 10:46
Fark, I bet his ears were ringing from the gunshot, it's a wonder he didn't have a splitting headache..


"It'll buff out..."

ManDownUnder
11th June 2009, 10:48
That's incredibly sad.

Stirts
11th June 2009, 10:51
Looks like the doctor playing "Before" "After" "Before" "After"

fatzx10r
11th June 2009, 10:51
that's some fucked up shit

SpankMe
11th June 2009, 10:53
Just remember, you put the barrel in your mouth, not under your chin. Seen retards do that before and are still alive today, living without a face.

coffeejunkie
11th June 2009, 11:00
I know a guy who did somethng simular....Was an attention thing to get at his wife.......She didn't answer his phone call and living in the country he ended up bleeding to death, Karma sure is a bitch!

NDORFN
11th June 2009, 11:04
Poor bastard.

Edbear
11th June 2009, 11:14
Just remember, you put the barrel in your mouth, not under your chin. Seen retards do that before and are still alive today, living without a face.

I'll bear that in mind...

BOGAR
11th June 2009, 11:20
That certainly has to be one of the worst I've seen. If he was dead it would have just looked bad but because he was still breathing and moving his tongue made it worse for me.

MIXONE
11th June 2009, 11:25
Fark I'm glad I'm not having steak for lunch.Bloody rare of course,:sick:
Or possibly sheep's tongue.

marioc
11th June 2009, 11:47
Amazing,I wonder what that would feel like...

Finn
11th June 2009, 11:49
Amazing,I wonder what that would feel like...

Don't do it man.

Katman
11th June 2009, 11:58
The words Epic Fail just..........well.........they just............fail.

:eek5:

EJK
11th June 2009, 13:04
Unlucky as hell. Hitler maybe still alive then!

Quasievil
11th June 2009, 13:12
not even going to click on it, morbid amusement is beneath me:cool:

scumdog
11th June 2009, 13:14
not even going to click on it, morbid amusement is beneath me:cool:

But it's the best kind - and it's free!!:niceone:

Sparky Bills
11th June 2009, 13:15
Oh geez! I dont really know what to think...
Seeing the Dr holding his face together... Not a pretty sight.

Blackshear
11th June 2009, 13:20
Lmfao, imagine what went through his mind (PUN!!!! I MADE A PUN!) after he pulled the trigger but was still alive.

Poor guy, just euthanise him, IMAGINE THE FUCKING PAIN HE IS IN.

sunhuntin
11th June 2009, 17:35
hell, ive got about the strongest stomach i know, but even that was too much for me.:sick: to make it worse, i was eating spaghetti.

1vanvan1
11th June 2009, 17:57
For those that don't want to click on it but want to know what happens do tell.

I couldn't watch it but could read about it...

Forest
11th June 2009, 17:58
Poor bastard.

If this was an animal, the vet would euthanise him immediately.

scumdog
11th June 2009, 17:59
For those that don't want to click on it but want to know what happens do tell.

I couldn't watch it but could read about it...

Imagine somebody who has face-planted a chain-saw at full revs - and then continued on to land face-first on a log-splitter...

Mully
11th June 2009, 18:19
Was that definately a single 9mm (I don't know about guns)??

Seems to have been a lot of damage for a single shot (basically torn the face in half)?

scumdog
11th June 2009, 18:21
Was that definately a single 9mm (I don't know about guns)??

Seems to have been a lot of damage for a single shot (basically torn the face in half)?

Rifle probably....or even shotty.

Mully
11th June 2009, 18:27
Rifle probably....or even shotty.

Righto - I hadn't thought of that cos the title was 9mm. I would have thought a shotgun would have made much more mess (i.e. the face was pretty much 'cut', wouldn't a shotty have mangled it more?)

Cheers for that.

MotoGirl
11th June 2009, 18:47
Delightful. Just delightful.

So he lives to get it right next time.

Fatjim
11th June 2009, 19:41
Spankme, you visit some seriously gross porn sites man.

sosman
11th June 2009, 19:49
:shit:Suppose that guy cant speak! If he could...he be saying by now! put me out of my misery

jrandom
11th June 2009, 20:00
Was that definately a single 9mm (I don't know about guns)??

I'm with scumdog. Probably a rifle. Way too much energy there to be a 9mm IMHO, and the clean split up the middle of his face doesn't look like a shotgun. The shattered jaw looks like what happens when you put an animal down with a .308.

I refer you to classic interweb footage of what actually happens when you shoot yourself in the head with a pistol (http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/interrogate.asp).

jono035
11th June 2009, 20:02
I think the fact that his face had kinda split apart made the wound tract look bigger than it actually was, but I still doubt it was a 9mm...

Not sure between rifle or shotgun, shotgun would have had to be heavy gauge shot...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go scrub my eyes with a steelo.

SpankMe
11th June 2009, 20:02
Spankme, you visit some seriously gross porn sites man.

That's not porn. THIS is porn: http://www.efukt.com/20479_Gigantic_Genitalia.html :eek5:

doc
11th June 2009, 20:04
Just let the guy die.
Where are the social workers when you need one ? Split personality springs to mind here.
:devil2:

hayd3n
11th June 2009, 20:04
fark grosss sick shit
but im still managing to eat my steak and eggs
let em die he didint want to live anyway

jono035
11th June 2009, 20:05
footage of what actually happens when you shoot yourself in the head with a pistol[/URL].

Hadn't seen that before. Pretty much what I would have expected though given what a 9mm carbine does to a goat (or possum if you're feeling particularly rambo)

SpankMe
11th June 2009, 20:10
30-30 does a pretty good job on bunnies. Skins and guts in one action. :niceone: I remember shooting one bunny with a 30-30 and when I went to pick it up, all of the unborn baby bunnies fell out of it. :shit:

AllanB
11th June 2009, 20:11
hell, ive got about the strongest stomach i know, but even that was too much for me.:sick: to make it worse, i was eating spaghetti.

I hear you, I was eating pizza - only watched a fraction of it.

Man the internet is a sick place........He'll probably get a job in porn - Vagina Face or something.

Harvd
11th June 2009, 20:58
If that was me id probably kill myself...

Oh wait!

I do hope he is dead.

jono035
11th June 2009, 21:08
30-30 does a pretty good job on bunnies. Skins and guts in one action. :niceone: I remember shooting one bunny with a 30-30 and when I went to pick it up, all of the unborn baby bunnies fell out of it. :shit:

I had a cousin who used to go possum hunting with a 12gauge and large-shot shells... He had a strange sense of humour when it came to raining possum entrails though :sick:

NDORFN
11th June 2009, 23:39
I wonder if this makes him eligible for disabled parking.

mynameis
12th June 2009, 00:19
I could hear him breathe and his teeth, yuk !!

SpankMe
19th July 2009, 17:28
It wasn't a suicide, but was self inflicted from a stupid stunt.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1247875221/Guys_Head_Split_in_Half_on_Ledge_Jump_That_Doesnt_ Go_Well

Pixie
20th July 2009, 10:13
Looks like the doctor playing "Before" "After" "Before" "After"

Very sick:lol:

Pixie
20th July 2009, 10:18
hell, ive got about the strongest stomach i know, but even that was too much for me.:sick: to make it worse, i was eating spaghetti.

You didn't get spaghetti coming out your nose did you?:sick:

Indiana_Jones
20th July 2009, 17:03
This is a classic way to go (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=860c9b9f3b&p=1)

-Indy

SpankMe
28th July 2009, 18:36
Mans beating heart clearly visible after tractor accident.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1248627761/Horrible_Accident_Exposes_Mans_Beating_Heart

Cheshire Cat
28th July 2009, 19:09
oh my fucking god that is horrible!!!!!! Take it off!!!!

Creeping Death
28th July 2009, 21:40
Dammit! "tasteless" and "sex" websites are filtered on my work computer so none of those posted load up...will check 'em when I get home...NOT!:no:

Elysium
28th July 2009, 21:50
oh my fucking god that is horrible!!!!!! Take it off!!!!

Why, you having tea right now? :sick::sick::sick:

Cheshire Cat
28th July 2009, 21:57
Why, you having tea right now? :sick::sick::sick:

haha mum always brings up sick stuff like that during tea time!!


and no I wasn't....it is just sick

Stirts
29th July 2009, 09:42
"My heart leaps up when I behold a rainbow in the sky."
-William Wordsworth (1770-1850)

Think this guy took this quote too literally :blink: