Akaroa Ride Sunday 14th

[Retroqueen]

For those who want to join us Trumpess and I are riding to Akaroa if the weather holds........ fingers crossed.
Meet at the halswell vets at 10 with the view to leaving at 10.30.
See you there

[Trumpess]

and blimmin toes hun!!
Im looking forward to it!

[SDU]

bitches enjoy- i'm working:baby:
Hope you have ya possum underwear
see you next week

[Mikkel]

Have a nice ride and keep your eyes peeled for grit when you start getting onto the hills...

[Skyryder]

Whenever I say I will I don't show so if I say I won't I might.

Stay sharp.


Skyryder

[_Shrek_]

have a nice ride :Punk:

[Retroqueen]

Just checked the forecast and it looks like we are all go.
see you there for leaving at 10.30!!!
:Punk::Punk:

[Guzza]

First coffee stop at Little River. For some reason we seemed to be scaring other bikers away...:laugh:

[Skyryder]

I went for run out on the inland route as far as Geraldine. Not much traffic, bit cold though.


Skyryder

[Harvd]

Hmm seems i need to keep my eyes more open for these threads. Had a wee run to daimond harbour anyway. Were the hills gritted out there?

[dangerous]

looked like it was going to be a nice ride weather wise from the meet up point, but alas I was on sprog duties, sorry to the XJ guy I didnt intro my self I had to dash.

How did trumpess get on I heard she was having a rest 1/2 way to LR, spoes the old girl (the trumpet) figered it was to early to be behaiving.

[T.W.R]

There were a few out there at 1pm, but someone had a major bin around by Kaituna valley :crazy: didn't look good with the bike upside down suspended in a hedge and it looked pretty mangled on the trailer when I saw it on the return home :sick: hope the rider got off lightly

[dangerous]

There were a few out there at 1pm, but someone had a major bin around by Kaituna valley :crazy: didn't look good with the bike upside down suspended in a hedge and it looked pretty mangled on the trailer when I saw it on the return home :sick: hope the rider got off lightly

well.. the rescue flew over so Im guseeing not so lightly.

[Trumpess]

How did trumpess get on I heard she was having a rest 1/2 way to LR, spoes the old girl (the trumpet) figered it was to early to be behaiving.


:lol: a total of 4 fuses used and expired kind sir!
Turned out to be a bad earth in my headlight giving me the greif :(
I missed a brilliant ride! The weather was glorious!
Where i was stranded, I managed to wave down a very kind biker who high tailed it back to Little River for me to buy me a fuse :lol: he came back with 2 bless him. Then followed me back into Tai Tap to make sure I was ok. I wasnt waiting for long.
Hubby has had a fiddle round behind the headlight and taped up a bare wire and now seems to be back to normal again.
I have actually had a good run on the old girl of late. Spose i thought of that to soon huh :lol: Murphy's Law and everything.

[JayRacer37]

I only bought a bike yesterday down here but I did a bit of riding around today - quick run of Dyers pass then through the Lyttelton tunnel back to town this evening. I was quite suprised at just how much Grit is put down and how it is all just left to acumilate in the middle of the lane and doesn't seem to be swept before it is relaid. Not much fun to ride with, even when you are careful!

[T.W.R]

well.. the rescue flew over so Im guseeing not so lightly.

Bugger! whoever it was they went off at a real odd place & definitely not a nice place to go bush whacking :no: oldman pine hedges are fairly tough :mellow:

[dangerous]

I only bought a bike yesterday down here but I did a bit of riding around today - quick run of Dyers pass then through the Lyttelton tunnel back to town this evening. I was quite suprised at just how much Grit is put down and how it is all just left to acumilate in the middle of the lane and doesn't seem to be swept before it is relaid. Not much fun to ride with, even when you are careful!

hahaha... welcome to a winters day on two wheels in canty man, tell ya what it aint half as bad as it used to be.

[Molly]

Sorry I couldn't come along. I too had sprog duties. Nice to see another Guzzi out.

Molly (that bloke on the green one).

[JayRacer37]

hahaha... welcome to a winters day on two wheels in canty man, tell ya what it aint half as bad as it used to be.

Hmm...well I guess I need to talk to an experienced road rider down here and find out what the decent trips and roads that don't get gritted down here are!

[dangerous]

Hmm...well I guess I need to talk to an experienced road rider down here and find out what the decent trips and roads that don't get gritted down here are!
hehehe.. good luck, with the 'experienced road rider' that is.

ohh and the elusive 'ungritted' road you mention... that be most likely ya very own drive :mellow:



Sorry I couldn't come along. I too had sprog duties. Nice to see another Guzzi out.

Molly (that bloke on the green one).

ohh I thought you said as I disipaired for my duties that you had just finished yours hence I figgered you were riding... hell with two guzzi's there i allmost went and swaped the Bolt for the Corsa.

[JayRacer37]

hehehe.. good luck, with the 'experienced road rider' that is.

ohh and the elusive 'ungritted' road you mention... that be most likely ya very own drive


You got 6 thou posts, doesn't that make you an experienced rider...? :mellow: :doh:

[Molly]

ohh I thought you said as I disipaired for my duties that you had just finished yours hence I figgered you were riding... hell with two guzzi's there i allmost went and swaped the Bolt for the Corsa.

Naaaa. I'd been out through Sumner, around the hills and back through the pass. Only about 46miles (Guzzi is still in miles y'see). Wife's a nurse and is working a late tonight so I'm sat in hoping the wee one will sleep through (some hope).

[dangerous]

You got 6 thou posts, doesn't that make you an experienced rider...? :mellow: :doh:
and 16,000 reputation posts... you taking the piss man? all it makes me is a sissy guled to the computer ie: experanced in wanking on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnn :shifty:

[Harvd]

ohh and the elusive 'ungritted' road you mention... that be most likely ya very own drive :mellow:

Doh! Gravel driveway!

[mattsdakar]

Sitrep: One trashed Yamaha R6 (going cheap) rider with minor head injury, car driver needed to be cut from wreckage, someone was a lucky boy!

[Guzza]

Yup, Dangerous is wet enough behind the ears that he still hasnt figured out that the buell isnt a unicycle :rofl:

[Guzza]

Sitrep: One trashed Yamaha R6 (going cheap) rider with minor head injury, car driver needed to be cut from wreckage, someone was a lucky boy!



So who did what to whom?

[dangerous]

Yup, Dangerous is wet enough behind the ears that he still hasnt figured out that the buell isnt a unicycle :rofl:

:doh: its possessed i tell ya, brings out the hooligan in ya, its a bad bad bike :chase:

[Guzza]

:doh: its possessed i tell ya, brings out the hooligan in ya, its a bad bad bike :chase:


Sure is purdy tho! I'd be bound to get in some kind of trouble riding that temptress. Is it wrong to lust after another mans, womans bike? :drool:

[dangerous]

Is it wrong to lust after another mans, womans bike? :drool: hahaha... you can have the woman but he bikes mine, be nice and she might even let ya ride her IT... the bike:mellow:

[Guzza]

hahaha... you can have the woman but he bikes mine, be nice and she might even let ya ride her IT... the bike:mellow:

Not sure I should do that, the Bitch (The Black Bitch, not your bitch ;) ) would make me pay. Shes a jelous misterss!

[JayRacer37]

and 16,000 reputation posts... you taking the piss man? all it makes me is a sissy guled to the computer ie: experanced in wanking on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnn :shifty:

Hmm...have I seen someone like you on here...? :Pokey: :no:

[dangerous]

Hmm...have I seen someone like you on here...? :Pokey: :no:
na, ya lost me man.


Not sure I should do that, the Bitch (The Black Bitch, not your bitch ;) ) would make me pay. Shes a jelous misterss!

a little feeling please... thats 'nero' not black and no MG is a bitch :Punk:

[Guzza]

...and no MG is a bitch :Punk:

You have not observed the antics from mine when being started from cold ...:lol: Have to admit tho, she has great road manners. I still think I'm not doing something right with the cornering, it just seems too easy. Not exactly caining it mind you.

[T.W.R]

Sitrep: One trashed Yamaha R6 (going cheap) rider with minor head injury, car driver needed to be cut from wreckage, someone was a lucky boy!

Must have been a couple of prangs then :sick: the one I saw there wasn't a car involved from the amount of bikes around and they were still tending to the rider who wasn't lying to far from his bike (reddish coloured V-twin of some description).

[_Shrek_]

You got 6 thou posts, doesn't that make you an experienced rider...? :mellow: :doh:

na mate it just means he can talk more bullshit than the rest of us :whistle:

[fireliv]

reddish coloured V-twin of some description


Wasnt me..... Nothing at Kituna Valley when we called in there to get the Tagorama tag........

Good ride though, the hill only had a couple of gravelly corners, the rest was fantastic!!

Pity Trumpess bout the bike, next time eh!!!!

[Dave-]

Wasnt me..... Nothing at Kituna Valley when we called in there to get the Tagorama tag........

Good ride though, the hill only had a couple of gravelly corners, the rest was fantastic!!

Pity Trumpess bout the bike, next time eh!!!!

that blue zx6r almost had toms honda badge on the front of it....was that anyone here? please be more considerate when you carve up our group in future.

anyways, thanks to retro for the choice day for picking a ride, was a bit nippy on the way home.

only found 1 patch of gravel and 1 slippery piece of road.

for some reason im exhausted...must be the cold and the lack of rides recently....

[T.W.R]

Wasnt me..... Nothing at Kituna Valley when we called in there to get the Tagorama tag........



It was the next valley over heading towards little river, roughly 12.30-45ish. Didn't stop as there were a heap of bikes parked up already (part of some group ride heading to Akers) and it was quite congested so there wasn't any need for any more rubber-neckers to be hanging around. The Little River fire brigade just took off to attend as we parked up at LR.

[TuonoTom]

that blue zx6r almost had toms honda badge on the front of it....was that anyone here? please be more considerate when you carve up our group in future.

anyways, thanks to retro for the choice day for picking a ride, was a bit nippy on the way home.

only found 1 patch of gravel and 1 slippery piece of road.

for some reason im exhausted...must be the cold and the lack of rides recently....

Yeah that guy was a little too close for comfort. I like my space.

[helenoftroy]

Hmm...well I guess I need to talk to an experienced road rider down here and find out what the decent trips and roads that don't get gritted down here are!

dangerous is the man to chat/ride with.....:stupid:

Dont mind his cheek......:laugh:hes just a marshmellow really:devil2:

[dangerous]

that blue zx6r almost had toms honda badge on the front of it....was that anyone here? please be more considerate when you carve up our group in future.
...

Yeah that guy was a little too close for comfort. I like my space.

INTERESTING... cos I have heard of other complaints, the XJ passing a bike that was already passing a car, the GSXR cutting right hand corners more than 50% of the time (mate when landing a wheelie on the wrong side of the road dont continu for 500m's on that side move back to the left) BANDIT, going wide around lefties... learn to ride people.

Dave you sure it was a zxr?

[_Shrek_]

looks like you guys had a good day out, morning you three :wavey:

[Retroqueen]

at the keyboard at last after a fabulous day yesterday.
Group of about 11 of us left almost on time from the vets. First coffee was already under the belt as the wee cafe was open :Punk::Punk:
Checked the phone to find trumpie was round the corner with a dead bike and as you already know she rode but not quite as far as the rest of us.
Took the old tai tapu road and made our way out to Little river.

Not too much traffic on the road so we picked a reasonable time of the day. Everybody pulled up for coffee at Little river and nice chatty time and watched a decent amount of other riders on the road swing by......
6 of us headed over the hill and I have to say it was surprisingly good with a few patches of grit but certainly not what we had been expecting at all.
Txt from Dangerous to make sure we were all okay and I do hope the rider who did leave the road is recovering alright.
Lunch at bully hayes and then rolled on back......
Longwheely and I took the road over Gebbies pass.
Apparently he was asleep within an hour of arriving home....... His first ride out since moving to the land of the long white cloud 2 months ago.
It will take some time to get bike fit and used to our roads but I think he and his lady have a good summer to look forward to.
All in all a great ride and thanks to everyone who came along. So sorry for Trumpess as she and I were both looking forward to a good run. She made it to my place later in the day after sorting the bike.....
Hope you enjoyed your day as much as I did.......

[rosie631]

Glad to hear you guys had a good ride. Had hoped to join you but had to drop my daughter off a work. She will have her license in a couple of weeks so I should be a bit freer then.

[Dave-]

INTERESTING... cos I have heard of other complaints, the XJ passing a bike that was already passing a car, the GSXR cutting right hand corners more than 50% of the time (mate when landing a wheelie on the wrong side of the road dont continu for 500m's on that side move back to the left) BANDIT, going wide around lefties... learn to ride people.

Dave you sure it was a zxr?

it was an electric blue zx6r, 04-07 model, no beef with the rider, s/he knew something was up and rode with caution.

[Molly]

dangerous is the man to chat/ride with....

If you can keep up!

[longwheely]

Hearsay and Hindsite are a wonderfull thing especially when your not there !
I herd that you can get it up but you can`t keep it up........ so as they say things come in three, and that just leaves jealousy .
It always makes me laugh to hear people run there mouth and talk SH#T when they can hide behind a computer especially when they are the biggest hypocrite who likes to Hyperboly in the group and every one thinks you are a W##ker but who are to polite to say........ well luky for you i`m not i tell it as it is.

lots of love GSXR :whocares:


PS. if you don`t like the way i ride then don`t ride with me...i forgot you haven`t so shut up

[T.W.R]

:corn::corn: .................

[rosie631]

Hearsay and Hindsite are a wonderfull thing especially when your not there !
I herd that you can get it up but you can`t keep it up........ so as they say things come in three, and that just leaves jealousy .
I always makes me laugh to hear people run there mouth and talk SH#T when they can hide behind a computer especially when they are the biggest hypocrite who likes to Hyperboly in the group and every one thinks you are a W##ker but who are to polite to say........ well luky for you i`m not i tell it as it is.

lots of love GSXR:whocares:

Wow, where did that come from???

[fireliv]

Wow, where did that come from???

Look futher back, Dangerous alludes so some peoples riding skills.....

[MVnut]

Look futher back, Dangerous alludes so some peoples riding skills.....

And fair enough too...........some people just don't have any, another 2 prangs that weekend, wake up people. (ps wheelies are cool, but wheelies under control are a lot cooler)

[fireliv]

And fair enough too...........some people just don't have any, another 2 prangs that weekend, wake up people. (ps wheelies are cool, but wheelies under control are a lot cooler)

I agree, but maybe if it was Rashika that had the problem with it, then she should have been the one to tell those riders. Probably would have come across better as she was there.

Ride safe people, the roads are getting pretty crappy out there!!

[T.W.R]

I agree, but maybe if it was Rashika that had the problem with it, then she should have been the one to tell those riders. Probably would have come across better as she was there.



:yawn: Don't worry Rashika can let them know when needed ;)

But a Power ranger mouthing off on a 1st post is like a curry fart.... full of hot air :niceone: D is past the point of having to ride to prove anything and could most likely out ride most of these race wannabes any time needed anyhow

[Dave-]

I'm not going to answer for longwheely, he's a big boy.

But I was actually there when he went mono and I had no problem with it.

the 500m was 500m of a fucking long straight with good visibility and I've heard worse reports of D's riding.

[dangerous]

And fair enough too...........some people just don't have any, another 2 prangs that weekend, wake up people. correct and both while this crew was riding hence my call to make sure all were well... even LW


:yawn: Don't worry Rashika can let them know when needed ;)

But a Power ranger mouthing off on a 1st post is like a curry fart.... full of hot air :niceone: D is past the point of having to ride to prove anything and could most likely out ride most of these race wannabes any time needed anyhow
hehehe... ahhh yeah I dont take her on :confused:
as for the rest of ya post... Ive never heard so much dribble :laugh:


Hearsay and Hindsite Heresay and Hindsight is a wonderful thing especially when your you were not there !
I herd heard that you can get it up but you can`t keep it up........ so as they say things come in three, and that just leaves jealousy .
It always makes me laugh to hear people run there their mouth and talk SH#T when they can hide behind a computer especially when they are the biggest hypocrite who likes to Hyperboly hyperbole in the group and every one thinks you are a W##ker but who are to polite to say........ well luky lucky for you i`m not i tell it as it is.

lots of love GSXR :whocares:


PS. if you don`t like the way i ride then don`t ride with me...i forgot you haven`t so shut up
Dude I love your spelling, it's so me (Dangerese) we are gonna get on just great!
P.S. Knobcheese is spelt with a capital 'K' when refering to me


But I was actually there when he went mono and I had no problem with it.

the 500m was 500m of a fucking long straight with good visibility and I've heard worse reports of D's riding.

DUH... LMFAO I dont give a shit about the whellie gig why is evey one wound up about that?...
Its THE CROSSING THE CENTER LINE BULLSHIT you lot have short memorys as last month A BIKER DIED EVERY 5 DAYS THIS YEAR on that same piece of road 3 died in 1 acco... due to corner cutting and or drifting wide.

Give me an example of what you have heard Davie ma boy?

[longwheely]

:yawn: Don't worry Rashika can let them know when needed ;)

But a Power ranger mouthing off on a 1st post is like a curry fart.... full of hot air :niceone: D is past the point of having to ride to prove anything and could most likely out ride most of these race wannabes any time needed anyhow
1st post or not i know the diff between a curry fart and hot air, and i look good in a Power Ranger outfit thanks for noticing, just to clear up the confustion that every one seems to be having.... landing a controlled wheely on the wrong side of a very long straight road with nothing in the distance for miles so as not to upset or spook the rider in front i think is fair, i could have overtaken the bike in front and passed on one wheel but i decided it was safer not to get to close and give him the room, and as far as cutting a right hand bend when you have good visabilty and the road is clear are you just gay or do you not know how to ride.......

lots of love
Power Ranger on a GSXR1000

[MVnut]

How to win friends and influence people.lol:jerry:

[dangerous]

as far as cutting a right hand bend when you have good visabilty and the road is clear are you just gay or do you not know how to ride.......
Well I must know how to ride.. as I could take any corner you can and stay on the CORRECT side of the road... corner cutting is done by those that cant handle the corner, are going to fast, are lazy basrards or cant ride for shit.
what if a rider is passing you BANG what if you dont see the on comming bike/cage BANG, how may accos happen and the instigator always says I DIDNT SEE YOU

[Rashika]

I agree, but maybe if it was Rashika that had the problem with it, then she should have been the one to tell those riders. Probably would have come across better as she was there.

Ride safe people, the roads are getting pretty crappy out there!!

TBH, I cant be bothered with the crap if i do post about dubious riding (but I guess now i HAVE too :rolleyes: ) or even attempted to tell people I dont know, in person, that I thought they were kinda risky riders, they wouldn't listen to me cos I'm just a chick (and what would I know) so i wouldn't waste my breathe. The speeds we were going did NOT even remotely require cutting any corners, but one rider did it on most.

The posts above yours FL kinda prove the point.

Yep i did mention to D that there was 1 rider in the group I thought was a bit worrying... corner cutting and wheelies (yeah wheelies can be ok in the right conditions but not in amongst a group you dont know and not on a busy road like that particular one.) It may not have been busy at that particular moment but it can be and the cops patrol it a lot.
It was kinda obvious that they didn't know the road but did silly & potentially risky things anyway and that DID make me a little nervous so I was happy to stay back from them.

Having said that it wasn't quite worrying enough to say something to them, but maybe i should have... I dont know.
TWR is correct: if it was really stupid stuff I would have let them know, but it did make me uneasy.

...and the only bike I have ever wheelied is a bucket at the track, I wont ever do it on the Buell on the road, I'd happily admit I'm too much of a girl for that!
And after having had about 8 months off riding it was nice to have a easy blat to get the feeling back. I really enjoyed the cruise back by myself, I dont ride by myself enough these days. :Punk:

[T.W.R]

hehehe... ahhh yeah I dont take her on :confused:
as for the rest of ya post... Ive never heard so much dribble :laugh:


watch it ya drooling :drool: ..........:pinch: Done enough kms chasing ya to know what side ya breads buttered on :shifty:


1st post or not i know the diff between a curry fart and hot air, and i look good in a Power Ranger outfit thanks for noticing, just to clear up the confustion that every one seems to be having.... landing a controlled wheely on the wrong side of a very long straight road with nothing in the distance for miles so as not to upset or spook the rider in front i think is fair, i could have overtaken the bike in front and passed on one wheel but i decided it was safer not to get to close and give him the room, and as far as cutting a right hand bend when you have good visabilty and the road is clear are you just gay or do you not know how to ride.......

lots of love
Power Ranger on a GSXR1000


:tugger: will I get an invite to ya funeral :whistle:

your all of it :not:

[Mr Triple]

What ah interesting thread people..anything more to add :corn::corn: :jerry:

[dangerous]

What ah interesting thread people..anything more to add :corn::corn: :jerry:
Im thinking.. ok? :eek:

[Dave-]

DUH... LMFAO I dont give a shit about the whellie gig why is evey one wound up about that?...
Its THE CROSSING THE CENTER LINE BULLSHIT you lot have short memorys as last month A BIKER DIED EVERY 5 DAYS THIS YEAR on that same piece of road 3 died in 1 acco... due to corner cutting and or drifting wide.

Give me an example of what you have heard Davie ma boy?

I heard on a ride to akaroa you were wheelying passed cars and overtaking on corners, and this and that blah blah blah you know how it is.

If you dont give a shit about the wheely gig then why mention it?

[longwheely]

See this is what happens when your not there to see for your self, your now saying it`s not the wheely thats the problem it`s the over taking on bends which didn`t happen, just because i apexed a few bends using a racing line when it was safe to do so, you have blow it up to be something its not i`m not sorry for the way i rode because i was safe and had other road users in mind at all times, not that i need to justify my self to you.

bored now GSXR :moon:

[MVnut]

I think D is very restrained in his group riding, sensible and setting a good example. Group rides are a lot of fun but inherently more dangerous than riding alone or with a few mates you are comfortable with, knowing their style etc. ALL the large group rides I have been on have had some absolute fuckwits that obviously think they are the best. I never have a problem with anyone wanting to go faster/slower than me, that's personal choice, but you should still ride with respect to others. The Akaroa road is a great piece of tar, but there are far too many accidents and the cops are starting to hammer it. Although cops say speed is the issue, I don't believe it is, and if we just showed a bit of respect for others in our riding then the Ackers road can continue to be motorcycle heaven for us all. Are you aware that the local Ackers cop is wanting to set up a 'meeting' with motorcyclists to discuss the way that some are using that road?? If we want the cops to treat us fairly then let's ride that way. ( a bit off topic sorry)

[Molly]

Group rides are a lot of fun but inherently more dangerous ... ALL the large group rides I have been on have had some absolute fuckwits

Kind of why I shy away from group rides. If it's not somebody wanting to prove something that I really couldn't give a shit about, it's someone else, dangerously inexperienced, driving two foot off my arse.

I prefer to think 'You lot go on ahead and I'll just see you there'.

[dangerous]

just because i apexed a few bends using a racing line
UMMMM... then you should have been on the ripple strip then, OHHH hang on man, thats only on a race track, you were on the road which has a different set of rules and for a good reason.
Do you race? I do, well I try anyway and I can tell you this 'race lines' dont work on the road and visa versa... however the basics can be sheared, but kept legal


... corner cutting is done by those that cant handle the corner, are going to fast, are lazy bastards or cant ride for shit.



it`s the over taking on bends which didn`t happen, nothing reguarding that was aimed at you, in fact the closet comment to that would have been the XJ passing a bike while the bike was passing a cage?




I heard on a ride to akaroa you were wheelying passed cars and overtaking on corners, and this and that blah blah blah you know how it is.
yeah, I can be a right dumb arse too :confused:

Now remember I did not make any coments till a couple of others did, IIRC you were the 1st... I was not making any personal cracks at LW like he has done with me (name calling) but letting those reading know we dont ride like that here... if thats how people want to ride then there are other groups to ride with... one being the group that called the rescue choper out that very same day.

So, Im not above saying sorry if any post on my behalf ofended anyone
welcome to KB LW and let me asure you it was an entrance like any other round here... its knowen as the KB way hehehe should seen the ribbing I got 5yrs ago ;)

[Dave-]

yeah, I can be a right dumb arse too :confused:


but...D...look man...you cant say that....you just cant say:

"rar rar rar doing dumb shit is stupid, 15 bajillion people die every day on the akaroa highway rar rar rar, cops get annoyed, people die, innocent people die......but its ok for me to do it"

I mean you're a grown man (mostly) you know what hypocrisy is.

lets say I was on that ride with you, and saw you over take a car on the back wheel.

we get to akaroa and I say "OI D YOU MAD FUCKER, YOU OVER TOOK ON THE BACK WHEEL IN A CORNER WITH YOUR COCK HANGING OUT, THAT'S NOT COOL DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU DOING IT AGAIN OR YOU WONT RIDE WITH MY MOTORCYCLE CREW (who are the coolest and therefore you want to be seen riding with us) EVER AGAIN!!!"

and you're all like "oh...sorry dave, sorry man, look I got a bit carried away and it wont happen again, please forgive me"

and so I'm all like "that's ok D....now go get yourself an ice cream"

and then on the way home I over take a car on the back wheel.

how would that make you feel? you'd feel pretty annoyed that I'd just told you off for doing exactly that right? you'd think I was a jerk, risking my own life and the lives of others for the kicks.

and that's how we sometimes feel, because we have feelings too, deep emotional feelings.

Psychoanalysis of Dangerous....lol I said anal....

[dangerous]

how would that make you feel?
rather ashamed if your cock was biger than mine...

[cruza]

rather ashamed if your cock was biger than mine...

:laugh:

just thinking of some of pics from kb 08 rally D.
:done:

[dangerous]

:laugh:just thinking of some of pics from kb 08 rally D. :done:that was a farking... cold night man, in fact Iv never ever been so cold as that night, ya know it was so cold that...:chase:

[Retroqueen]

Can i put the popcorn away yet??? :jerry::jerry::jerry:

[cruza]

Can i put the popcorn away yet??? :jerry::jerry::jerry:

:soon:
missed the ride..........the the thread is entertaining:laugh:

[Mr Triple]

:soon:
missed the ride..........the the thread is entertaining:laugh:


Same who needs to go riding.. I'm having more fun reading this!!:jerry: carry on people:laugh:

[Dave-]

rather ashamed if your cock was biger than mine...

sure, but yours is proven as effective.....or is it? :shifty:

[TonyB]

I think D is very restrained in his group riding, sensible and setting a good example. Group rides are a lot of fun but inherently more dangerous than riding alone or with a few mates you are comfortable with, knowing their style etc. ALL the large group rides I have been on have had some absolute fuckwits that obviously think they are the best. I never have a problem with anyone wanting to go faster/slower than me, that's personal choice, but you should still ride with respect to others. The Akaroa road is a great piece of tar, but there are far too many accidents and the cops are starting to hammer it. Although cops say speed is the issue, I don't believe it is, and if we just showed a bit of respect for others in our riding then the Ackers road can continue to be motorcycle heaven for us all. Are you aware that the local Ackers cop is wanting to set up a 'meeting' with motorcyclists to discuss the way that some are using that road?? If we want the cops to treat us fairly then let's ride that way. ( a bit off topic sorry) Good post- it deserves a thread of its own. I sold my road bike to go racing, partly because I realised I was pushing it a bit on the road. Eventually I'll get back out there I guess, but what will I be going back to? Sadly I think that those that ride without respect will continue to do so, because its all about them proving what an awesome riding god they are. The end result will be more accidents, and the police will be forced to crack down heavily on what is the only decent road close to Christchurch.

On the 'riding god' thing, those with long memories will remember when two of the fastest KB road riders at the time went head to head at Ruapuna. From memory the times managed times on their late model 1000's were just slightly faster than what teenage Streetstock riders are doing on bog standard RG150's, and well under the top times for F3 bikes with less than half the power. Which goes to prove that if you really want to see how good you are, you need to do it on the track under controlled conditions and against equivalent machinery. 'Giving someone the learn' on the road is really all about who is prepared to take the most risk. Risk to their licence, to themselves, to their wallet, and to other road users.

EDIT: oops. So much for my memory! Kickaha has pointed out that they were both a fair bit quicker than an RG150 racer, and did reasonable F3 times

[miSTa]

that was a farking... cold night man, in fact Iv never ever been so cold as that night, ya know it was so cold that...:chase:
But but you were so hot for me... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[dangerous]

But but you were so hot for me... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: HEY.. you kissed me 1st tho :eek:




Same who needs to go riding.. I'm having more fun reading this!!:jerry: carry on people:laugh:

OK... but Im missing LW, I hope he hasnt got "that" bigger shit on.

Dave me oll fruit... in correct responce to your story post as you still may not have worked it out, read below.

I think D is very restrained in his group riding, sensible and setting a good example. Group rides are a lot of fun but inherently more dangerous than riding alone or with a few mates you are comfortable with, knowing their style etc.

[T.W.R]

I think D is very restrained in his group riding, sensible and setting a good example.

As a road captian D considers everyone involved in the ride, and because of this usually get the job due to the respect others have for his ability as such :yes:



Group rides are a lot of fun but inherently more dangerous than riding alone or with a few mates you are comfortable with, knowing their style etc. ALL the large group rides I have been on have had some absolute fuckwits that obviously think they are the best. I never have a problem with anyone wanting to go faster/slower than me, that's personal choice, but you should still ride with respect to others. The Akaroa road is a great piece of tar, but there are far too many accidents and the cops are starting to hammer it. Although cops say speed is the issue, I don't believe it is, and if we just showed a bit of respect for others in our riding then the Ackers road can continue to be motorcycle heaven for us all. Are you aware that the local Ackers cop is wanting to set up a 'meeting' with motorcyclists to discuss the way that some are using that road?? If we want the cops to treat us fairly then let's ride that way. ( a bit off topic sorry)


Good post- it deserves a thread of its own. I sold my road bike to go racing, partly because I realised I was pushing it a bit on the road. Eventually I'll get back out there I guess, but what will I be going back to? Sadly I think that those that ride without respect will continue to do so, because its all about them proving what an awesome riding god they are. The end result will be more accidents, and the police will be forced to crack down heavily on what is the only decent road close to Christchurch.

On the 'riding god' thing, those with long memories will remember when two of the fastest KB road riders at the time went head to head at Ruapuna. From memory the times managed times on their late model 1000's were just slightly faster than what teenage Streetstock riders are doing on bog standard RG150's, and well under the top times for F3 bikes with less than half the power. Which goes to prove that if you really want to see how good you are, you need to do it on the track under controlled conditions and against equivalent machinery. 'Giving someone the learn' on the road is really all about who is prepared to take the most risk. Risk to their licence, to themselves, to their wallet, and to other road users.

Inherant problem with the Akers ride, even before it was tar-sealed it has always been the local ride that people believe they have to prove themselves against others on, it's just the nature of the road and the locals who ride it, there wouldn't be one motorcyclist in the region that hasn't ridden it or knows the reputation the road holds; every region in NZ has one piece of road that fits the dynamics of this road and no matter how policed it is or the such like it'll always be what it is :yes: (Its been heavily policed in the past and will be in the future, but it wont change what it is).
Unfortunately there'll always be that small percentage of motorcyclists who step beyond a reasonable approach to what the road has to offer and draw an element of distain towards the whole population of bikers that use it. There'll always be accidents through there, whether it be by unintentional means or just sheer stupidity but that's where the biggest problem lies because the acts of stupidity are the ones that draw the most attention bring the most ridicule

[TonyB]

Its a mint bit of road, and yeah it certainly encourages you to ride quickly. The key is to do it safely, and with consideration for the safety of other road users. If people don't learn to do that, one day it could end up with a 60k speed limit

[dangerous]

Its a mint bit of road, and yeah it certainly encourages you to ride quickly. The key is to do it safely, and with consideration for the safety of other road users. If people don't learn to do that, one day it could end up with a 60k speed limit
BINGO... :2thumbsup


hey at the KB cocktail party last night I was wound up about backing down on this thread LOL I cant win with you lot :whistle:

[longwheely]

HEY.. you kissed me 1st tho :eek:





OK... but Im missing LW, I hope he hasnt got "that" bigger shit on.

Dave me oll fruit... in correct responce to your story post as you still may not have worked it out, read below.

Just for you D as you are missing me ?
I have read the coments that a lot of you have added and they are all valid good points, i`m just going to make one last post on the subject and thats all, if what i had been accused of, i was gilty of then i`m man enough to stand up and admitt fault, but when someone fabricates your riding who wasn`t on the ride that day and talks out of his arse to make him self look big then go ahead nock your self out, I just think your a dick, you can talk as much shit to who ever wants to listen and twist any way you like it to suit.
I`ve wasted enough of my time on this subject you must have a really sad life, your welcome to it.
LW :shake:

[cruza]

Just for you D as you are missing me ?
I have read the coments that a lot of you have added and they are all valid good points, i`m just going to make one last post on the subject and thats all, if what i had been accused of, i was gilty of then i`m man enough to stand up and admitt fault, but when someone fabricates your riding who wasn`t on the ride that day and talks out of his arse to make him self look big then go ahead nock your self out, I just think your a dick, you can talk as much shit to who ever wants to listen and twist any way you like it to suit.
I`ve wasted enough of my time on this subject you must have a really sad life, your welcome to it.
LW :shake:

Thats given me my daily laugh :clap: .

[dangerous]

I have read the coments that a lot of you have added and they are all valid good pointsUmmm, judging by the below quote... NO YOU AINT :buggerd:


and talks out of his arse to make him self look big then go ahead nock your self out, I just think your a dick


I`ve wasted enough of my time on this subject you must have a really sad life, your welcome to it.
you will BE BACK AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... welcome to NZ and the kiwibiker way :2thumbsup

[sondela]

Awww guys, life's too short to spend it fighting.. there's gotta be better ways to keep warm..? ;)

[dangerous]

Awww guys, life's too short to spend it fighting.. there's gotta be better ways to keep warm..? ;) as far as Im concerned its a healty debate... and the fires cranking, ohhhhhhhh do you mean :Oops:

[NighthawkNZ]

I have run out of popcorn... :( oh well have a beer in stead :drinknsin

[sondela]

Gotta love a good debate, and the fire too :)

[AllanB]

Missed the ride, and I was a bit annoyed at the time but now after reading ........ maybe I'll miss the next one.

I can get myself into enough bother riding alone on that road without having to prove myself to anyone, or waste my concentration on someone being silly in my space.

Group rides - in theory a bloody good idea with like minded people, but ........:wacko:

[fireliv]

I was on the ride and didnt take exception to anyones riding (who was in the group, there were a fair few nutters out there who werent riding with us). I followed LW over the Akas and was sweet. He rode well, and I know that he wasnt pushing it cos I kept up with him for over half of it and we know what a pootler I am! I stuck at the back with Tim and Guzza (until he left us to steal the tag) and Tom till Littler river. Each to there own. If you dont like group riding then dont, simple as that.

Would ride with anyone who was on that ride again. Cant believe this thread is still going for a ride that happened 8 days ago.....

[longwheely]

Ummm, judging by the below quote... NO YOU AINT :buggerd:




you will BE BACK AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... welcome to NZ and the kiwibiker way :2thumbsup


Back by popular demand for one night only..
D you must like the taste of shit, as you have your head so far up your own arse so much of the time, come back to the real world.
:motu:

[dangerous]

Back by popular demand for one night only..
D you must like the taste of shit, as you have your head so far up your own arse so much of the time, come back to the real world.
:motu:
hehehe.... ohhh man, do you think such comments bother me? well seriously do ya? water of a ducks back, and umm it dosnt do much for ya own persona aye :wacko:
all it shows is you have lost the battle if thats the best comments you can come up with... i did like ya opening line tho, how come you dont post more like that...

[AllanB]

Back by popular demand for one night only..
D you must like the taste of shit, as you have your head so far up your own arse so much of the time, come back to the real world.
:motu:

See exactly the type of crap that puts you off meeting up for a group ride.

I wonder sir if this carry on would happen face-to-face? :bash:

I've met Mr D on a ride quite by chance (hey there are not many of those Guzzis around) and some of the other CHCH riders as well. Fine bastards they were too. I do remember Mr D having to go back to pick up his gloves from the Hill Top tavern ;) and really thats the only type of ribbing that should be posted on KB after a group ride. That an photos of our fine machines.

[Dave-]

Dave me oll fruit... in correct responce to your story post as you still may not have worked it out, read below.

I'll correct response to this now.

I'm not convinced that riding with people you know justifies risky riding, and therefore it does not give you the right to tell others it's dangerous, even if it isn't, and especially if you weren't there.

the ones who've informed me of Ds antics are riders he doesn't know, or ride often with, which just goes to prove the point that he's a hypocrite.

a vehicle coming in the opposite direction is deadly regardless of whether you're riding with a group of people you know or not, having a head on collision with a truck at 100kph is just as deadly whether you're riding with people you know, people you don't know or solo, no matter how you look at it you're going to die.

However if I were to actually accept these accusations of wheelies and dodgy overtakes as truth then scorn him for it then I'd be no batter than the man himself, so I accept MVnuts word that Ds riding is probably safe, as stated my informants aren't people he rides with so they don't get a good idea of what he's really like, and then you get the classic motorcyclist exaggeration of facts (fishing stories eh D? IT WAS THIS BIG!) and as such I'd expect the same respect when I say that LWs long wheelie wasn't that long, nor was it that dangerous, and he's actually a pretty good dude and you guys have clearly got him on the defence so knock it off.

oh and I don't ride with D either, not a personal choice, I just like to ride faster than 90kph :P :jerry:

[cruza]

I'm actually keen for a ride this sunday if the weathers in our favour , don't have to work :woohoo: . Kind of missing the wed nite rides already.

[Retroqueen]

Well I'm not putting my hand up to organize one that's for real!!!! Look what happens when your out front ya miss all the good stuff!!!
:rockon::rockon:

[normajeane]

Well I'm not putting my hand up to organize one that's for real!!!! Look what happens when your out front ya miss all the good stuff!!!
:rockon::rockon:

Well i looked on your post for a nice ride to follow and, well there was all this shite that should not have happened, but sounds like the ride went on and, well what can I say about the destination. Lucky buggers to have such a loverly place to ride to.

All you young wankers can just peel off and fall over the cliffs>

[longwheely]

hehehe.... ohhh man, do you think such comments bother me? well seriously do ya? water of a ducks back, and umm it dosnt do much for ya own persona aye :wacko:
all it shows is you have lost the battle if thats the best comments you can come up with... i did like ya opening line tho, how come you dont post more like that...

NO but it gives me a giggle and every one else something to read with there popcorn, i give less of a shit than every one put together,
it just puts my post count up and shows you for the dick you are
:nya:

[Mr Triple]

I'm actually keen for a ride this sunday if the weathers in our favour , don't have to work :woohoo: . Kind of missing the wed nite rides already.

You miss them... you got to do some before you can miss them cruza.

Seen you about once or twice last summer!! :)

[cruza]

You miss them... you got to do some before you can miss them cruza.

Seen you about once or twice last summer!! :)

You offering to babysit? :bleh: . rumgirl has had netball on wed nites this summer too.

[onearmedbandit]

Fuck, you're away from the forums for a year or so and shit's still the same. I'll ride with all of yers, I'm in control of myself enough to not get to tangled up in other peoples riding styles, and hey we all know I love to hoist up a wheelie or two every so often.

Ride to enjoy yourself, all I can say. If you don't like someones style, distance yourself from them but don't think your any better or whatever 'cos ain't none of us innocent. But keep the bitching on the forums, it's great for a larf.

[SVboy]

Fuck, you're away from the forums for a year or so and shit's still the same. I'll ride with all of yers, I'm in control of myself enough to not get to tangled up in other peoples riding styles, and hey we all know I love to hoist up a wheelie or two every so often.

Ride to enjoy yourself, all I can say. If you don't like someones style, distance yourself from them but don't think your any better or whatever 'cos ain't none of us innocent. But keep the bitching on the forums, it's great for a larf.

PLUS ONE!! [Not that I can wheelie to save myself!!] As far as group rides are concerned-Dangerous is the man as leader. He is no angel, but that keeps things fun, and if he has a comment re my riding, I take him seriously, based on his experience. I would rather try and learn than crash.
The Akaroa GP is a fun road. I ride it fast[ish], not to prove anything, but because I enjoy it so much....and for me, thats what riding is about.

[Mikkel]

Well, we all ride for different reasons - personally I do it to have an excuse to engage in meaningful and reasoned debates here on KB. :rofl: Fun? :eek5: Heaven forfend anyone should have fun on a public road...

And that's taking the piss, if anyone was uncertain.

[Bren_chch]

hey we all know I love to hoist up a wheelie or two every so often.


Yeah u the worst! :msn-wink:

[Dave-]

I thought this was interesting.

/thread

[longwheely]

Can i put the popcorn away yet??? :jerry::jerry::jerry:

If you run out then let me know, i`ll bring some of mine around i`ve got lots
:corn:

[dangerous]

I thought this was interesting. ohhhh poor dave...
sit down and have a think about it dave, then re read your posts and posts from the likes of SVboy and TWR.
Cos I fail to see how you can suport bad riding habits when you end up on ya arse as many times as you have... take a look at ya self then you can give me shit.
You have a lot to learn dave, even with my back ground and miles under my belt Im still learn every time I ride.

[Dave-]

ohhhh poor dave...
sit down and have a think about it dave, then re read your posts and posts from the likes of SVboy and TWR.
Cos I fail to see how you can suport bad riding habits when you end up on ya arse as many times as you have... take a look at ya self then you can give me shit.
You have a lot to learn dave, even with my back ground and miles under my belt Im still learn every time I ride.

that's my point!

D, in my post I say 3 things,

1 regardless of who you ride with you can still die. - you cannot argue with that.

2 you're a hypocrite - as proven.

3 I'm not a hypocrite because I don't go around lecturing other riders on the forums about their riding (this is ny first time, I think I'm doing quite well really, and it's to a make a point) I don't believe the hearsay I've heard about your riding D, and so I go on to say that several well respected riders who've ridden with you (much more than my informants) have said you're a safe rider, so chances are you're a safe rider, so maybe you're not as much of a hypocrite....but you are still a wee bit.

so all in all you're not perfect you've admitted to doing silly shit even amongst new riders or riders who you don't usually ride with, and to bring it all back to perspective, so was LW.

[longwheely]

hehehe.... ohhh man, do you think such comments bother me? well seriously do ya? water of a ducks back, and umm it dosnt do much for ya own persona aye :wacko:
all it shows is you have lost the battle if thats the best comments you can come up with... i did like ya opening line tho, how come you dont post more like that...


The crowd shouting anecdote.
Lost what battle ? It`s not over untill the fat lady sings (private joke lol )
Anyway i thought you rode a bike not a horse, mind you don`t fall your very high up their..

[longwheely]

Originally Posted by dangerous: all it makes me is a sissy guled to the computer ie: experanced in wanking on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnn

your words not mine, I couldn`t have said it better myself :whistle:

[T.W.R]

nicely taken out of context too :rolleyes: you're a rather insipid little prune aren't ya :tugger:

[NighthawkNZ]

:corn: oh found another packet of pocorn :jerry:

This is a real good movie

[longwheely]

nicely taken out of context too :rolleyes: you're a rather insipid little prune aren't ya :tugger:

If you get any closer to D`s arse your head will disappear for good..
just because he is old doesn`t mean he is wise
remember the old saying the older you get the bigger it was...
:tugger:

insipid: lacking interest
no i`m having a great time..

more popcorn anyone ?

[T.W.R]

If you get any closer to D`s arse your head will disappear for good..
just because he is old doesn`t mean he is wise
remember the old saying the older you get the bigger it was...
:tugger:

:clap: you're full of humour (apart from other things) aren't you.

Don't worry D and I have clashed before over differences in opinion, but your type are my pet hate :niceone:

There's a better saying: "empty vessels make the most noise" and you're pretty loud :first:

Insipid = Dull, Flat

[longwheely]

:clap: you're full of humour (apart from other things) aren't you.

Don't worry D and I have clashed before over differences in opinion, but your type are my pet hate :niceone:

There's a better saying: "empty vessels make the most noise" and you're pretty loud :first:

Insipid = Dull, Flat

Don`t know what school you went to so look it up in the dictionary..
and i`m glad you can see the funny side, I`m hilarious me,
and as far as taking thinks out of context....errr hello welcome to kiwi Biker
:baby:

[cruza]

Reckon mods should move this thread now ......... :argue: . Ya not funny any more LW.

[T.W.R]

Don`t know what school you went to so look it up in the dictionary..


Obviously a school with a higher state of education than you :lol:


http://www.thefreedictionary.com/insipid

[longwheely]

Obviously a school with a higher state of education than you :lol:


http://www.thefreedictionary.com/insipid

Obviously not
insipid: -adj. lacking interest, spirit, or flavour. -insipidity n.
:clap:

[dangerous]

so maybe you're not as much of a hypocrite....but you are still a wee bit.

so all in all you're not perfect you've admitted to doing silly shit even amongst new riders or riders who you don't usually ride with, and to bring it all back to perspective, so was LW.
B, I, N, G, O... bingo was his nameo weeee heeeeeeeeee (green awarded)

YES, now LW not knowing me jumped to the conclusion that I was dealing him a pile a shit, but alas I was humouring him, it takes one to know one however I do not believe in corner cutting, any rider worth their salt can corner at a controllable speed and stay on the correct side of the road.



The crowd shouting anecdote.
Lost what battle ? It`s not over untill the fat lady sings (private joke lol )
Anyway i thought you rode a bike not a horse, mind you don`t fall your very high up their.. HUH... oh BTW its a tractor


If you get any closer to D`s arse your head will disappear for good..You do have this thing for the male anatomy now dont you (dicks, arse's etc) whats that about? something you wana tell us?
and dont worry TWR and my self aint the best of mates, he is however a good judge of persona.

[T.W.R]

Obviously not
insipid: -adj. lacking interest, spirit, or flavour. -insipidity n.
:clap:

ah huh muppet :rolleyes:

·sip·id (n-spd)
adj.
1. Lacking flavour or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.

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[French insipide, from Late Latin nsipidus : Latin in-, not; see in-1 + Latin sapidus, savory (from sapere, to taste; see sep- in Indo-European roots).]

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insi·pidi·ty (ns-pd-t), in·sipid·ness n.
in·sipid·ly adv.



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insipid
Adjective
1. dull and boring
2. lacking flavour [Latin in- not + sapidus full of flavour]

[longwheely]

ah huh muppet :rolleyes:

·sip·id (n-spd)
adj.
1. Lacking flavour or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.

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[French insipide, from Late Latin nsipidus : Latin in-, not; see in-1 + Latin sapidus, savory (from sapere, to taste; see sep- in Indo-European roots).]

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insi·pidi·ty (ns-pd-t), in·sipid·ness n.
in·sipid·ly adv.



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insipid
Adjective
1. dull and boring
2. lacking flavour [Latin in- not + sapidus full of flavour]


lacking qualities that excite me, no i`m still having fun
more popcorn :corn:

[dangerous]

lacking qualities that excite me, no i`m still having fun
more popcorn :corn: get ya farking hand off it man :buggerd:



thought POM's were knowen for there wining... not jerking off abilitys ;)

[JMemonic]

:corn:

.......

[fireliv]

Man you lot are pathetic! Less time bitching at each other, more time riding!!!

Did I see cruza mention a possible ride sun?? I hope its in a new thread away from this shit

[longwheely]

get ya farking hand off it man :buggerd:



thought POM's were knowen for there wining... not jerking off abilitys ;)

isn`t that what your over qualfied in
When you`ve got TWR`s head up your arse you can ask him for a reach around...
give your arm a rest it must be tired
:buggerd: :rofl:

[rosie631]

Man you lot are pathetic! Less time bitching at each other, more time riding!!!

Did I see cruza mention a possible ride sun?? I hope its in a new thread away from this shit

Hi fireliv. I have posted a thread for a ride Sunday. It's under meeting and events forum. At the moment there seem to be a few Harleys coming but it is definitely not restricted to them. All welcome.
But as the saying gos - No Attitudes LOL.