This one's for the ladies

[The Pastor]

It was told to me last night that ive been very selfish with my time and its not fair on all the single girls of kb. This was never my intention, and merely an oversight, for which i am truly sorry.

But don't worry I've come up with a plan.

An auction for a date with me. Bidding starts at $1

The winner can choose one of two dates.

A ride and a coffee in kaiwaka.

OR

Dinner and a movie

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[Harvd]

GOLD! ill keep an eye on this for a laugh!

[coffeejunkie]

GOLD! ill keep an eye on this for a laugh!

Me too, Gud luck tho

[Gremlin]

I'm confused... do you want to attract a member of the female species, or have them throw up uncontrollably? :bleh:

[NDORFN]

You look better in your avatar.

[Danae]

Why can i not bling you?! :killingme

[Squiggles]

$2 Bro :D </10chars></10chars>

[EJK]

$3 bux! </10char>

[YellowDog]

Are gays excluded?

[Indiana_Jones]

50 cents lol

Let me know how you get on mate ;)

-Indy

[The Pastor]

all jokes aside, this is a serrious thread

[Indiana_Jones]

Are gays excluded?

of course not (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41359&d=1157925824)


-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

Come on ladies.

RM is a real nice guy, seriously

-Indy

[nallac]

sweet, carvers going to have a good time with you......:buggerd:

[koba]

Who gets the money?
You?
Them?
Charity?

[Indiana_Jones]

Who gets the money?
You?
Them?
Charity?

I dare say all three.

Him so he can pay for the date, which in turn they also get.

And for his CBR, which is charity :shifty:

-Indy

[crazyhorse]

all jokes aside, this is a serrious thread

Well, good for you - hope you have lots of takers - I still think its funny LOL [you have a good sense of humour - sure hope you're date ends up being a chick.....] Wouldn't that be a laugh

[nallac]

Well, good for you - hope you have lots of takers - I still think its funny LOL [you have a good sense of humour - sure hope you're date ends up being a chick.....] Wouldn't that be a laugh

right now carver and sidewinder are pooling there money togehter for a good time date with RM,

I can just here em saying,Boy you got a pretty mouth

[MattRSK]

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[madbikeboy]

I'll bid $10.

Not that I want to shag you, but my lawns need mowing, and I figure I'll get you cheap. Then there's the rest of the gardening, and then you can start on painting the spare room. How long is this date going to be, I have a long list of stuff that needs doing?

MBB

[peasea]

I'll chip in $11 but RM has to blow me.

[The Stranger]

She's actually quite hot.

[TOTO]

$12

hey RM am I hot enough for you?

Maybe I should start my own thread :shifty:


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[madbikeboy]

I bid $30 for Toto and RM.

Adding to the list, Scoot needs a good clean. And the race trailer needs some work as well.

[TOTO]

I bid $30 for Toto and RM.

Adding to the list, Scoot needs a good clean. And the race trailer needs some work as well.


You see RM I start straight away from $18, not cheap like you for a gold coin :bleh:

[Gremlin]

You see RM I start straight away from $18, not cheap like you for a gold coin :bleh:
I dunno Toto, perhaps MBB couldn't contain himself once he saw the opportunity of having both of you at once...

urgh... goddamn mental images... I'm off to throw up uncontrollably :sick:

[PirateJafa]

I bid $30 for Toto and RM.

Don't forget your protection - you don't know where those two have been. ;)

[geestring]

sounds like no room for girls, you have a good fight going on over you with all the boys.

[Kemet]

I thought for a second that your photo was taken in Dunedin....
...and I was thinking oh god, what have I missed.....

Will have to ask which ever of the Guys that wins you......:confused:

Love those pink gloves! They look very fetching on you....




$12

hey RM am I hot enough for you?

Maybe I should start my own thread :shifty:

[The Pastor]

lame no PM's :(

[TOTO]

Love those pink gloves! They look very fetching on you....

lol thanks :laugh:



lame no PM's :(

I got 7 ... all from some honda homos :doh:

[madbikeboy]

Are either of you any good at grouting? Or building gates?

[TOTO]

Are either of you any good at grouting? Or building gates?

none of that stuff, but I can ride your bike for you while you are at work :Punk:

[pyrocam]

$13 to do my lawn.

http://www.pyrocam.com/filez/go/renegal.jpg

in the dress

[TOTO]

I'm sure you can do better than $13 if he puts on the red haired wig :yes:

[The Pastor]

I'm sure you can do better than $13 if he puts on the red haired wig :yes:
thats his girl friend bro, and its not a wig!

[ducatilover]

I'm so wet right now my wallet just floated away

[madbikeboy]

RM, Toto - where's the bidding at?

[The Pastor]

RM, Toto - where's the bidding at?
you owe me $100

[vifferman]

Are you sure you can afford to pay other KBers to go out with you? :confused:
You realise that's effectively turning whoever the 'lucky' person is into a prostitute of sorts, even if the 'date' is more platonic than sexual in nature?

[The Pastor]

Are you sure you can afford to pay other KBers to go out with you? :confused:
You realise that's effectively turning whoever the 'lucky' person is into a prostitute of sorts, even if the 'date' is more platonic than sexual in nature?
you read it back to front!

[EJK]

you owe me $100

Is that a Buy Now price?

[madbikeboy]

Are you sure you can afford to pay other KBers to go out with you? :confused:
You realise that's effectively turning whoever the 'lucky' person is into a prostitute of sorts, even if the 'date' is more platonic than sexual in nature?

Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits,
Or will you show 'em to me?

Does it count as prostitution if RM is actually a virgin? And mostly remains that way?

$100, my ass.

[Harvd]

$100, my ass.

And now you are prostituting yourself?

[skidMark]

$50.................

[Luckylegs]

...$100, my ass.


And now you are prostituting yourself?

No he's not, hes pimping his donkey

[madbikeboy]

And now you are prostituting yourself?

I should have known that would be misquoted... LOL!

[Slyer]

Them ladies don't know what they're missing. ;)

[gijoe1313]

:oi-grr: I should be jealous but, I ain't! I remember the good ol'days when I used to have RM all to Honduh self :o We used to go everywhere we dids ... and now hes gone all hetero and wanting the dolly birds :confused:

You'll keep my son, you'll keep ... :shifty:

[Indiana_Jones]

you know what?

RM's too good for you ladies, I'm gonna take him!

-Indy

[Danae]

RM's too good for you ladies, I'm gonna take him!

-Indy

To a gay bar, a gay bar! :woohoo:

[rosie631]

Damn I wish I lived in the Norf Island.

[TOTO]

Damn I wish I lived in the Norf Island.

we ship anywhere in nz :yes:

[Timaa]

does the kit come pre-assembled, or do i have to fit the pieces together. DIY styles.;)

[TOTO]

all comes assembeled.


Note: Batteries, not included.

[Forest]

To a gay bar, a gay bar! :woohoo:

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[short-circuit]

To a gay bar, a gay bar! :woohoo:

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[Danae]

:killingme

[fire eyes]

way to go RM!!!!!!!!!

Sorry am broke as fuck, ohh and out of the running lol but the term manbitch is rather stimulating ... hope you find success! be it pimped out or otherwise :headbang: seems you got your hands full with all the kb males!

[Kittyhawk]

Fuck the bidding...how much per hour:shutup:

[Indiana_Jones]

Come on ladies!

I'll put my name in the auction if that'll help lol

-Indy

[PrincessBandit]

:oi-grr: I should be jealous but, ... and now hes gone all hetero and wanting the dolly birds :confused:

You'll keep my son, you'll keep ... :shifty:

And here was me looking at Toto's pic thinking "Where's gijoe1313's camos?" He tricked-ed me he did, tricksy hobbit.

So. Where is your advertising pic Justin?

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[short-circuit]

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-Indy

Fuggin Gorgeous..........


the bike that is

[Indiana_Jones]

Fuggin Gorgeous..........


the bike that is

Agreed, I shall get one in time no doubt!

But until then...


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=2127&pictureid=24786


I'm also pretty hot, come on ladies, take RM to bed!

-Indy

[ducatilover]

uuuuuuhhhhhh sex weeeeee

[short-circuit]

Nice one Indy :niceone:

[ready4whatever]

put this bid on trademe and you'll get on the news.

[short-circuit]

Hey RM. A tip for ya - Wheels:

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Thank me later

[EJK]

Come on ladies!

I'll put my name in the auction if that'll help lol

-Indy




Jak sie masz? Ai Laik You. Ai Laik Sex... Iz good.

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[Indiana_Jones]

Jak sie masz? Ai Laik You. Ai Laik Sex... Iz good.

When and where baby?

-Indy