HELP WANTED - Auckland

[SARGE]

i got my present job at Sulco through a KB Member ( thanks by the way .. you know who you are) so i figure it only fitting that i pass on an opportunity that has come up


we need 2 switched on tool sales professionals (mechanical knowledge/ experience , a territory sales background and a license that lets you drive 6000 kg commercial vehicles is a plus)

the areas we need reps in are North Shore and Penrose/ Mt . Welly, Eastern Suburbs

its not a sit down all day job .. you are being kicked around by a tool truck and are always moving ( lunch for me personally has been a power bar and energy drink on more than one occasion )

mon-fri 8 am 5 pm. .. some Saturday runs in emergencies ...i make a good living doing this but you only get what ya put in i guess.

i wont devulge what the pay rate is .. that isnt my place but i can tell you its a base+comm structure with a company vehicle ( manual transmission, big fuckoff alarm system, GPS tracked tool truck) .. hope ya got a place to park it

pm me or send me an Email (area30@sulco.co.nz) and i will pass you the information


( no im not going to write you a letter or give you a recommendation if i havnt met you)

[SARGE]

bumpety bump bump

[madbikeboy]

Sarge,

Please find attached my resume towards your position of tool porn provider.

I believe there is a tool for everything. There is a tool for undoing nuts (shifter plus hammer), there is a tool for careful adjustments (hammer), there is a tool for removing engines (engine stand plus hammer), and of course, there's a tool for making your motor start when all else fails (big screwdriver and hammer).

I like tools. Especially hammers. They're the Mormon Few of the tool world, really dumb, and useful only for breaking or ruining shit.

I trust the pay is really huge, it needs to keep me in tools, and pies.

(In case anyone is wondering, this is a piss-take).
bumpity bump.

[Delerium]

Would be keen, but im a student so cant work full time.
But if you need some casual/part time work I will be able to help. Have my class 2 and know my way around tools and workshops.

[MIXONE]

Pity it's not down Wellywood way.

[SARGE]

Pity it's not down Wellywood way.

fairly covered in Welly right now .. couple clued up reps down there but i'll let everyone know where and when we have openings ( nationwide)

[Madness]

fairly covered in Welly right now .. couple clued up reps down there

So you still haven't met Gordon then?

[SARGE]

So you still haven't met Gordon then?

cant say i have .. got a young lady down there thats creamin it though

[carver]

Sarge,



I like tools. Especially hammers. They're the Mormon Few of the tool world, really dumb, and useful only for breaking or ruining shit.



so if you really like them, you must be pretty dumb too

[SARGE]

look guys ..


im just trying to cover a couple openings the company i work for has .. im just posting info and replying to pms with contact info.. i dont own the company.. i dont run it .. i work for it .. period

the only decisions i make are what tools to stock on MY truck.. which is the way i like it .. so dont think that knowing me is a shoo-in to the gig.. it isnt


all i can say is send your CV's in and good luck if you're keen

[SARGE]

still looking for a few good tools reps ..


3 positions available - 2 in auckland and one in C'Ch


pm me and i will get you the details

[roadracingoldfart]

cant say i have .. got a young lady down there thats creamin it though



Do you mean SQEEKY ????

Shes not a young lady , shes the tiniest little tool pedler available. And i thought Nicsta was wee lol.

[roadracingoldfart]

So you still haven't met Gordon then?



Ahhhhh the geriatric , walking stick assisted tool peddler ..... na, i never met him either lol.

[roadracingoldfart]

You must be a mean assed dude Sarge :rolleyes: , i couldnt tolerate Higgins for more than 2 mins. :Pokey:

2 yrs ago he flew me to Jaffaville and teased me with the territory but his then branch mngr was a total idiot and i didnt want the job because of him . I wish i could remember his name . He rode bikes too.

[SARGE]

Do you mean SQEEKY ????

Shes not a young lady , shes the tiniest little tool pedler available. And i thought Nicsta was wee lol.

ive only talked to her on the phone .. she always seems cheerful :banana:


You must be a mean assed dude Sarge :rolleyes: , i couldnt tolerate Higgins for more than 2 mins. :Pokey:

2 yrs ago he flew me to Jaffaville and teased me with the territory but his then branch mngr was a total idiot and i didnt want the job because of him . I wish i could remember his name . He rode bikes too.


Eddie's ok once you figure out his "get fucked!" rating.. Ed's is every 87.3 days


2 years ago woulda been Mark?.. little round Harry Potter lookin guy?