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Eddieb
15th June 2009, 21:47
Actually a strong woman would do too.

If anyone has nothing better to do Friday morning before 10am I could do with a hand for half an hour to lift a welder either onto a trailer or into the back of my wagon, whichever it fits into.

It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.

NDORFN
15th June 2009, 21:51
Actually a strong woman would do too.

If anyone has nothing better to do Friday morning before 10am I could do with a hand for half an hour to lift a welder either onto a trailer or into the back of my wagon, whichever it fits into.

It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.

If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.

Padmei
15th June 2009, 21:51
It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.

Oh God Eddie it's so huuuuuge

98tls
15th June 2009, 21:54
Would help out if i closer mate but.........pm Sidewinder,that bitch will do anything.

Box'a'bits
15th June 2009, 21:57
I just knew that Paladin wouldn't be able to help you get it up!! :girlfight: Never trust arrangement made in a pub...

mossy1200
15th June 2009, 21:58
Actually a strong woman would do too.
a trailer into the back of my wagon, which it fits into.

It's only about 400kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 13 foot long by 12 1/2 wide.

Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.

Did i hear you correct are you trying to lift trailer onto wagon so you can weld them together.

Grahameeboy
15th June 2009, 21:58
If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.

Operative word.....bulky...:Punk:

Eddieb
15th June 2009, 21:58
If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.

It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.

Eddieb
15th June 2009, 22:00
I just knew that Paladin wouldn't be able to help you get it up!! :girlfight: Never trust arrangement made in a pub...

It turns out Dave is having birthday celebrations the night before out of town so he's going to be miles away and good for nothing even if he was closer.

marks
15th June 2009, 22:01
It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.

I be you say that to all the ladies

Taz
15th June 2009, 22:01
It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.

Yeah yeah heard that before. The ones that skite are always the smallest I hear.... Oh what are we talking about again? :o

Woodman
15th June 2009, 22:05
I know i am expected to say something witless but, but I just don't know which witless statement of the thousands I am aware of to use.

Padmei
15th June 2009, 22:08
I know i am expected to say something witless but, but I just don't know which witless statement of the thousands I am aware of to use.

For Gods sake man just make something up quickly - people are watching

Woodman
15th June 2009, 22:11
For Gods sake man just make something up quickly - people are watching

Big jobbies hhmmmfffff

twotyred
15th June 2009, 22:13
Big jobbies hhmmmfffff

epic fail...

BMWST?
15th June 2009, 22:18
i can come round one night after work....

junkmanjoe
15th June 2009, 22:19
oh eddie you ask for shit over this one mate...:laugh:
id help ya if ya fill my tank...and we know how big that is...

junkmanjoe
15th June 2009, 22:21
i can come round one night after work....

im sure you could....

Paladin
15th June 2009, 23:44
I just knew that Paladin wouldn't be able to help you get it up!! :girlfight: Never trust arrangement made in a pub...

I don't wanna help him get it up thank you kindly!
:bleh:

Actually I didn't know in the pub that it was first thing Fri mornin Eddie wanted the welder lifted or I would've already known I was likely to be otherwise indisposed Fri mornin after the prior nites festivities!
;)

I'm gonna probly help Eddie check to see if the welder will go in back of his car Thursday nite before I head out, but if he needs further lift up on Friday mornin, maybe one of you guys can do that bit as I may be unavailable til late morning LOL!
:laugh:

Padmei
16th June 2009, 07:58
Big jobbies hhmmmfffff

Woke up in the nite & had a lil chuckle about this - can't double bling ya

BMWST?
16th June 2009, 10:46
if you need to do it on friday morning i can come round at any time you wish.....

Eddieb
18th June 2009, 18:49
Thanks for all the offers of assistance.

Dave came around and sorted me out.

:done:

junkmanjoe
18th June 2009, 21:11
hay you blocked out your plate number.

now i cant run a check on your car....no fun..

Eddieb
18th June 2009, 21:22
hay you blocked out your plate number.

now i cant run a check on your car....no fun..

Haha, nothing exciting to see. It's a '97 Subaru Forester Turbo thats done 300,140 km's, and thats not a typo.

pampa
18th June 2009, 21:36
I was gonna offer myself to help you, but c there is no need ... o well

:bye:

Woodman
18th June 2009, 21:39
What are you going to weld first?

Eddieb
18th June 2009, 21:45
What are you going to weld first?

It's brother in laws actually. He bought it off trade me a few weeks ago. I'm just the delivery boy.

Paladin
20th June 2009, 08:27
Thanks for all the offers of assistance.

Dave came around and sorted me out.

:done:

And the welder didn't even have the decency to fook my hernia so i could get it fixed immediately! :2guns:

;)

Maha
20th June 2009, 08:33
Actually a strong woman would do too.




I started a thread about this time last year bearing the same title and the first line in both threads seem alike....:confused:


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