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SpankMe
17th June 2009, 22:42
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:
RantyDave
17th June 2009, 22:50
What .... the ..... fuck????
merv
17th June 2009, 22:52
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:

Me too!!!!
nadroj
18th June 2009, 07:45
Me too!!!!

I thought you'de be up for it!
hayd3n
18th June 2009, 07:50
mee to office is in japan the queue ends in china :(
Elysium
18th June 2009, 08:06
This reminds me of that Sky TV ad where those two idiots apply for a job to rub down naked women and the guy asks the to lift their skirts while holding to bricks :laugh: What were those people called anyway? I beleive in the old days in the middle east they really did have these guys who had their nuts taken off so they woldn't be tempted as it was their job to look after beatiful women of th emperor or something.
PirateJafa
18th June 2009, 08:11
This reminds me of that Sky TV ad where those two idiots apply for a job to rub down naked women and the guy asks the to lift their skirts while holding to bricks :laugh: What were those people called anyway? I beleive in the old days in the middle east they really did have these guys who had their nuts taken off so they woldn't be tempted as it was their job to look after beatiful women of th emperor or something.

Eunuchs.

Learn yo' history, foo'.
Stirts
18th June 2009, 09:08
:killingme

The look on his face is priceless!!
scracha
18th June 2009, 09:36
Eunuchs.


Is that another fork of Unix?
yod
18th June 2009, 09:41
get a perm
Sammy12
18th June 2009, 09:56
get a perm
quite frankly... they all have rough as hair cutts!!
i make the guy i work with say that on a daily basis!! rofl!!
Crasherfromwayback
18th June 2009, 09:57
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:

How much it pays? I'd pay to have that job!
Skyryder
18th June 2009, 13:32
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:


Well if you put that photo that you 'binned' me for on your CV you can not fail.:yes:


Skyryder
SpankMe
18th June 2009, 13:40
Well if you put that photo that you 'binned' me for on your CV you can not fail.:yes:


Skyryder

keh?? :confused:
EJK
18th June 2009, 13:42
Go to a Chinese Sperm Bank. They'll do it for you.

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Mschvs
18th June 2009, 13:46
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:

Even I wouldn't mind ... but perhaps ... in a different country ....maybe Brazil??

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Stirts
18th June 2009, 13:51
Even I wouldn't mind ... but perhaps ... in a different country ....maybe Brazil??


Obviously Visible Cameltoe is the in thing over there :eek5:
Mschvs
18th June 2009, 14:17
Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!
Stirts
18th June 2009, 14:30
Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!

Not to mention sunburnt fanny flaps!!!
portokiwi
18th June 2009, 15:19
:woohoo: Looks good to me:devil2:
martybabe
18th June 2009, 16:54
I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available. :drool:

Sorry Spank you've got no chance, I applied last time that job was advertised,here's a pic I took from the interview room window of the other applicants in the street :weep:
lankyman
18th June 2009, 17:04
What the hell did he put in that tray of sushi??
merv
18th June 2009, 18:29
Not to mention sunburnt fanny flaps!!!

Number 30 blocker would fix that. Or as the Bikini Dare girls are apt to do just take the bikini off for a while.
merv
18th June 2009, 18:36
Wouldn't that get slightly ... annoying or painful after a while?? Especially if you got sand in there!! Ow!!

The Bikini Dare girls also change into one pieces to avoid the chaffing.
Elysium
18th June 2009, 19:45
Why do they bother with the suits in the first place.
kunoichi
18th June 2009, 19:52
It covers the temptations....the tits ofcoarse! LOL! :woohoo:
Mschvs
19th June 2009, 09:01
As per usual, it doesn't leave much to the imagination ... but at least if you manage to score one, there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!
kunoichi
19th June 2009, 10:25
there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!

ROFL!! :clap: oh so true!
Stirts
19th June 2009, 10:37
there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!

:rofl:
I didn't realise you could tell if there is an STD just by looking?
Sammy12
19th June 2009, 20:15
The Bikini Dare girls also change into one pieces to avoid the chaffing.

OMG!!! Ive seen some fannys in my time..... but a couple of these lips take the biscuit!!!!! How grose!!
Mom
19th June 2009, 20:23
As per usual, it doesn't leave much to the imagination ... but at least if you manage to score one, there aren't going to be any unpleasant surprises when you get her home!!


Meh, I was thinking all kinds of not very nice STD's, but just because you have seen her bare her pink bits in public does not mean no unpleasant surprises.

I would be just as worried about her mental health to be fair :yes: