Caption competition

[HenryDorsetCase]

its been at least 1/4 of an hour since the last one.

and this photo is OARSOME

[UberRhys]

Lick it, sip it, suck it! Thats for pussies. Here we spill it, sniff it, slobber it... :woohoo:

[Hitcher]

The first of three stars is going right here...

[MSTRS]

Hold still. This sulphuric acid will sort that gay tattoo...

[Ragingrob]

Girl in green top "Duuuuuuuuuuh :doobey:"

[Luckylegs]

"Oh Nothing much really... I just popped round to a friends place and we sat and talked"

[Flatcap]

After Kev stole their cauldron, the Coven of Slappers had to find a new way to brew their potions

[martybabe]

1. Are you sure this is how you play two girls one cup Sue, seems a bit pointless really!

2. Now according to my internet miracle surgery course Cynthia. your apendix will pop out into this cup leaving no scar whatsoever, any minute now........aaannnyyyy minute now. Mmm, are you actualy concentrating on the fluffy pink angels dear or are we wasting our time.

3. Yes, KY jelly and superglue do look very similar don't they, now just hold still while I pour a bit more petrol on and your boyfriends hand will be unstuck from your navel in just a jiffy.

[jetboy]

"...after we pour the water all over you, we need to gouge out your eyes so we can get rid of the Demon. Trust me - I'm from Wainuiomata you know."