Kitchen Bitch... bwa ha ha Bad Cop!

[Toot Toot]

Funniest story I heard in ages. Thing is I'm betting she told the cop she was a kitchen bitch so thats what he wrote on the ticket. Shame he got in trouble really. The kitchen bitch pretty hot tho.
More HERE (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10579640)

[scumdog]

From February until NOW before she noticed?

C'mon already, who's yankin' her chain?<_<

[MIXONE]

I bet she did say kitchen bitch too!

[Elysium]

If she said that then the cunstable should have wrote "smart mouth kitchen bitch"

[NDORFN]

Aaah... two of my most despised breeds of people, cops and chicks who take advantage the P.C movement, having a go. That's what I like to see!

[Jantar]

I wonder if she's paid her fine yet. :no:

[imdying]

This isn't news... she looks like a smart mouth slapper who would've said exactly what the cop wrote.

[Skyryder]

This isn't news... she looks like a smart mouth slapper who would've said exactly what the cop wrote.

Yea 'attitude' is written all over her.

Skyryder

[rachprice]

The kitchen bitch pretty hot tho.


Really ???

[Toot Toot]

Really ???

When your 35 and divorced with a child, yes... she is.

[rachprice]

When your 35 and divorced with a child, yes... she is.

Oh well, each to their own I guess

[Skyryder]

When your 35 and divorced with a child, yes... she is.

Ya meant to have your hormones under control at your age.:jerry: Think ya also need to see an optician.:eek:

Skyryder

[R6_kid]

I wonder how long before the ticket ends up on Trademe?

[Toot Toot]

Oh well, each to their own I guess

Jezuz she's not THAT bad.. no model but in the OK area at least.

[JimO]

When your 35 and divorced with a child, yes... she is.

anything with a hole in it would look hot

[u4ea]

that girl looks like shes got a smart mouth and didn't want her nan to know she got into trouble..dam tickets tho grr

[fireliv]

I agree, I reckon she said it. Serves her right!

[Robbo]

This isn't news... she looks like a smart mouth slapper who would've said exactly what the cop wrote.

Yep, that's my guess also.

[peasea]

From February until NOW before she noticed?

C'mon already, who's yankin' her chain?<_<

I'd be inclined to suggest that it's possible she DID just throw the ticket in the glove box without reading it, I used to do it all the time. Now, of course, I have so much more respect for the law.:zzzz:

[peasea]

anything with a hole in it would look hot

Like a melted piston?

[peasea]

This isn't news... she looks like a smart mouth slapper who would've said exactly what the cop wrote.

Even if she DID say "kitchen bitch" the cop probably should have written something along the lines of 'kitchen hand' just to be polite. That's part of the problem; the cops make themselves targets for this sort of thing through a basic lack of manners. He was a twat to write it down, let him take the flak.

[peasea]

I agree, I reckon she said it. Serves her right!

Read my post #21.......

[smokeyging]

A cop has put her in her place and she did’nt like it. now shes gone public with the intention of getting off the fine. shes just a ‘tosser’. good on the cop.

[Jantar]

Here we have an honest cop. So why does he get reprimanded?

[marty]

Even if she she did say it (which of course she did) he should have written 'kitchen hand' on the front, and noted her 'kitchen bitch' statement on the back of his copy - it would go to show her attitude should he need to bring it up in court. I've been in that situation and it's just not worth the hassle.

[scumdog]

Even if she DID say "kitchen bitch" the cop probably should have written something along the lines of 'kitchen hand' just to be polite. That's part of the problem; the cops make themselves targets for this sort of thing through a basic lack of manners. He was a twat to write it down, let him take the flak.

Flak?

Worth it for the beers!:lol:

[scumdog]

I'd be inclined to suggest that it's possible she DID just throw the ticket in the glove box without reading it, I used to do it all the time. Now, of course, I have so much more respect for the law.:zzzz:

I have noticed that people who get a lot of tickets tend to do that - you haven't been one of those have you???:rofl::shutup:

[naphazoline]

Maybe it was one of that cops bad days?:lol:

Least he didn't U turn in front of her like one did to me yesterday.:tugger:
Lucky i'm aware of their antics,and had slowed down in the anticipation of him doing such a move,otherwise it was him,or the oncoming traffic.:mad:

[Ixion]

So. She said "occupation = kitchen bitch". Cop's willing to swear to that. I'll believe that, cop wouldn't write that down unless she said it, cops have no sense of humour. Now she says its not true.

So, charge her with giving false particulars.

[peasea]

I have noticed that people who get a lot of tickets tend to do that - you haven't been one of those have you???:rofl::shutup:

When I was 'Jack the Lad' sure, had heaps of the things on the walls of various flats. They made entertaining reading for visitors. I had one with "EXCESSIVE SPEED" (yes, in block letters, complete with exclamation mark) written on it. No estimate, no radar, he just thought it was excessive. I can't recall what the fine was, if any. I had so many that when the boffins caught up with me I denied about a third of them and presto! That one third disappeared.

:2thumbsup

[peasea]

Flak?

Worth it for the beers!:lol:

I doubt he'll be getting any serious flak from his superiors, that rarely happens in any complaint against police officers, I meant in the media.

Flak from superiors, oh that's a good one, rofl.

[peasea]

Even if she she did say it (which of course she did) he should have written 'kitchen hand' on the front, and noted her 'kitchen bitch' statement on the back of his copy - it would go to show her attitude should he need to bring it up in court. I've been in that situation and it's just not worth the hassle.

You write out tickets to kitchen bitches?

[peasea]

I agree, I reckon she said it. Serves her right!

You were there were you?

[peasea]

I wonder how long before the ticket ends up on Trademe?

Orrrrr.......How about a kb competition to see who can get the weirdest 'occupation' written on a ticket. I'm a starter. Who cares what they write down? All they want is the money so say what you like when it comes to occupation. They often don't ask anyway, I don't think it has any relevance to the legality of the ticket.

It'll be interesting to see if the average bobby can spell 'paleontologist'.

[scumdog]

Orrrrr.......How about a kb competition to see who can get the weirdest 'occupation' written on a ticket. I'm a starter. Who cares what they write down? All they want is the money so say what you like when it comes to occupation. They often don't ask anyway, I don't think it has any relevance to the legality of the ticket.

It'll be interesting to see if the average bobby can spell 'paleontologist'.

I always leave the speeders 'occupation' space unfilled on their copy.

I fill in my carbon copy of it back at work.

That way I can put in 'dickwad' 'twat' dozy 'cow' or whatever suits without upsetting anybody....:killingme:rofl::lol:

[MsKABC]

When I was 'Jack the Lad' sure, had heaps of the things on the walls of various flats. They made entertaining reading for visitors. I had one with "EXCESSIVE SPEED" (yes, in block letters, complete with exclamation mark) written on it. No estimate, no radar, he just thought it was excessive. I can't recall what the fine was, if any. I had so many that when the boffins caught up with me I denied about a third of them and presto! That one third disappeared.

:2thumbsup


Your Mummy must be very proud :D

[imdying]

Even if she DID say "kitchen bitch" the cop probably should have written something along the lines of 'kitchen hand' just to be polite. That's part of the problem; the cops make themselves targets for this sort of thing through a basic lack of manners. He was a twat to write it down, let him take the flak.That's one point of view... another is that cops shouldn't have to put up with smart arse little kids and should've smacked her in the head with his baton to teach her some manners.

[peasea]

I always leave the speeders 'occupation' space unfilled on their copy.

I fill in my carbon copy of it back at work.

That way I can put in 'dickwad' 'twat' dozy 'cow' or whatever suits without upsetting anybody....:killingme:rofl::lol:

Fine. (Pun intended.) You won't go getting your work plastered all over the media then will you? Pity the other bobby didn't have the same level of smarts.

[peasea]

That's one point of view... another is that cops shouldn't have to put up with smart arse little kids and should've smacked her in the head with his baton to teach her some manners.

How do you know she doesn't have any? Is she a friend of yours?

[peasea]

Your Mummy must be very proud :D

My mum's been dead for years. How's yours?

[fireliv]

Even if she DID say "kitchen bitch" the cop probably should have written something along the lines of 'kitchen hand' just to be polite. That's part of the problem; the cops make themselves targets for this sort of thing through a basic lack of manners. He was a twat to write it down, let him take the flak.

They put up with a lot of shit from people, and most of it is not deserved. Maybe he shouldnt have written it, but then maybe the mouthy chick should have learnt to have more respect.

[98tls]

They put up with a lot of shit from people, and most of it is not deserved. Maybe he shouldnt have written it, but then maybe the mouthy chick should have learnt to have more respect. All things considered at the very least its provided a few with a chuckle,no doubt his reprimand was delivered with a wry smile as it should be.Good on him,i got a chuckle out of it.

[peasea]

They put up with a lot of shit from people, and most of it is not deserved. Maybe he shouldnt have written it, but then maybe the mouthy chick should have learnt to have more respect.

Where does it say in the article that she's a "mouthy chick"? Where do you people get off assuming she gave the cop some lip? Besides; if he can't take a bit of lip (if that was the case) from a cheeky teenager then then he's in the wrong freakin' job! Writing 'kitchen bitch' on the ticket was about as petty and childish as it gets.

"She gave me some lip, so I'm gonna call her names" FFS!

[scumdog]

They put up with a lot of shit from people, and most of it is not deserved. Maybe he shouldnt have written it, but then maybe the mouthy chick should have learnt to have more respect.

Gettin a $400 ticket for breaching her restricted licence conditions shows she has no respect for the law or any of its rules and regulations, the fact she threw said ticket into the glovebox for four months indicates she probably gets a lot of tickets and has no respect for anything.....

Ah well, by now she's probably got enough demerits to lose her licence (Gee, THAT'S a surprise!) so she will (a) drive anyway and get away with it (b) not drive (unlikely) or (c) drive and get caught and have whatever car she's driving impounded for 28 days etc (Gee, ANOTHER surpise!).

And probably learn nothing, respect nothing, ah what a wonderful future beckons her...

[peasea]

Furthermore, Scumdog (sorry SD, I'm going to do it again, agree with you) is on the money when he says (word to the effect) that you can write what you like on your own copy but keep the perp's copy in line with reg's. That way you don't end up getting bad press. The cop goosed it and good on the girl for rubbing his nose in it. I would, without hesitation.

[fireliv]

Where does it say in the article that she's a "mouthy chick"? Where do you people get off assuming she gave the cop some lip? Besides; if he can't take a bit of lip (if that was the case) from a cheeky teenager then then he's in the wrong freakin' job! Writing 'kitchen bitch' on the ticket was about as petty and childish as it gets.

"She gave me some lip, so I'm gonna call her names" FFS!


Each to there own. Nope it said that she was a perfect angel and told him the truth and the cop is just a meanie. I guess I read between the lines and tend to believe the cop. If someone gives me lip I have no probs giving it back. I dont think its news worthy enough to warrant typing anymore about it.

[98tls]

Where does it say in the article that she's a "mouthy chick"? Where do you people get off assuming she gave the cop some lip? Besides; if he can't take a bit of lip (if that was the case) from a cheeky teenager then then he's in the wrong freakin' job! Writing 'kitchen bitch' on the ticket was about as petty and childish as it gets.

"She gave me some lip, so I'm gonna call her names" FFS!

Speaking of petty,"back away from the bone".:argh:

[peasea]

Gettin a $400 ticket for breaching her restricted licence conditions shows she has no respect for the law or any of its rules and regulations, the fact she threw said ticket into the glovebox for four months indicates she probably gets a lot of tickets and has no respect for anything.....

Ah well, by now she's probably got enough demerits to lose her licence (Gee, THAT'S a surprise!) so she will (a) drive anyway and get away with it (b) not drive (unlikely) or (c) drive and get caught and have whatever car she's driving impounded for 28 days etc (Gee, ANOTHER surpise!).

And probably learn nothing, respect nothing, ah what a wonderful future beckons her...

And if all of that teaches them nothing.......what then?

[peasea]

Speaking of petty,"back away from the bone".:argh:

In a cop-bashing thread? Get real.

[98tls]

And if all of that teaches them nothing.......what then? Fuck i'll play then,in this case theres always "nana".

[scumdog]

And if all of that teaches them nothing.......what then?

Off to the school of retarded learnin' I guess...some call it going through life pushing all the doors marked 'pull'.

Her life, she can screw it up all she wants for all I care.

[Ixion]

Fuck i'll play then,in this case theres always "nana".

You called ?

[98tls]

Off to the school of retarded learnin' I guess...some call it going through life pushing all the doors marked 'push'.

Her life, she can screw it up all she wants for all I care. Ironic that if all pans out for the worse in a few years she would gladly be a kitchen bitch.

[peasea]

Ironic that if all pans out for the worse in a few years she would gladly be a kitchen bitch.

.....and married a cop.

[98tls]

You called ? Err yea nan,always meant to say sorry for that golf course incident,we should have walked over to say hi but it seemed so much easier to just drive.

[Ixion]

Think nothing of it. The groundsman made a good recovery. And the goat is used to it. And in fairness, you *did* wear a condom.

[imdying]

How do you know she doesn't have any? Is she a friend of yours?Ok ok, for those that are a little slow and can't figure it out for themselves... 'better manners' then ;)


Where does it say in the article that she's a "mouthy chick"?There was a photo... picture says a thousand words yada yada yada... ;)


The cop goosed it and good on the girl for rubbing his nose in it. I would, without hesitation.For all the good it would do you ;)


In a cop-bashing thread? Get real.You're mistaken, this is a white trash looking hoe bashing thread ;)

[marty]

You write out tickets to kitchen bitches?

kitchen bitches, puha gardeners, unemployed drug smugglers, dolphin trainers, biscuit designers, mickey mouse, michael schumacher - i could go on :_)

[marty]

actaully, it was Michael Fucking Schumacher, but I didn't write that.

[White trash]

You're mistaken, this is a white trash looking hoe bashing thread ;)

Hey hey HEY! I resemble that remark. You watch your mouth.

[Fatjim]

Traffic cops and smart mouth kitchen bitches. A match made in heaven.

[imdying]

Hey hey HEY! I resemble that remark. You watch your mouth.Steady on, you're White trash!

[peasea]

Ok ok, for those that are a little slow and can't figure it out for themselves... 'better manners' then ;)

There was a photo... picture says a thousand words yada yada yada... ;)

For all the good it would do you ;)

You're mistaken, this is a white trash looking hoe bashing thread ;)

She could be a very nice girl, you don't know anything about her.

However, the cop has admitted writing kb on the ticket, he's in a tiny (very tiny) spot of pooh. So, he's admitted being a goose, she's admitted nothing, in fact she has denied saying she was a kb, so there, nyah.

Jeez, if a case came before you in a court all you'd need is a picture of the perp and you'd be making your judgement on that alone huh? You sound like great policeman material.

[peasea]

actaully, it was Michael Fucking Schumacher, but I didn't write that.

Good, he's a lousy driver anyway, isn't he? Probably deserves a ticket for carrying passengers in such a small car.

Just leave Tony Schumacher alone, he's all good. (Even if he does lose his wing on occasion.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkb5tiolxCg

[nudemetalz]

So, he's admitted being a goose, she's admitted nothing, in fact she has denied saying she was a kb, so there, nyah.


She's a KB'er? That actually makes sense.......:whistle:

[Patrick]

She could be a very nice girl, you don't know anything about her.

However, the cop has admitted writing kb on the ticket, he's in a tiny (very tiny) spot of pooh. So, he's admitted being a goose, she's admitted nothing, in fact she has denied saying she was a kb, so there, nyah.

Jeez, if a case came before you in a court all you'd need is a picture of the perp and you'd be making your judgement on that alone huh? You sound like great policeman material.

65 posts for this...?

He admitted he is wrong. Tisk tisk.... move on, lessons learned and all....

The ticket has been in the glove box for 4 months... I guess she hasn't admitted her part of it...

False address at a guess, for the how many reminder notices one gets?

6 month statute of limitations, so hurry, ya hasty goose knuckle... time is a closin..... $750 for false details, and for being a "kb" er? :whistle:

It's all about the quotas and revenue collectin....:yawn:

[peasea]

65 posts for this...?

He admitted he is wrong. Tisk tisk.... move on, lessons learned and all....

The ticket has been in the glove box for 4 months... I guess she hasn't admitted her part of it...

False address at a guess, for the how many reminder notices one gets?

6 month statute of limitations, so hurry, ya hasty goose knuckle... time is a closin..... $750 for false details, and for being a "kb" er? :whistle:

It's all about the quotas and revenue collectin....:yawn:

Well, you're the expert.

[scumdog]

Nice to see a drongo bashing thread for a change..:whistle:

[Finn]

I don't see why the office got any flak for this. After all, his description was rather accurate.

[peasea]

I don't see why the office got any flak for this. After all, his description was rather accurate.

How do you know that? She might not even know where the kitchen is.

This is funny.:2thumbsup

[peasea]

Nice to see a drongo bashing thread for a change..:whistle:

I haven't started on Patrick, don't tempt me.

[u4ea]

I haven't started on Patrick, don't tempt me.

..........:jerry:

[Patrick]

I haven't started on Patrick, don't tempt me.

:yawn: Had yer chance on the other thread, an open invitation it was.......

Mr ticket wallpaper man.... a slow learner, I guess.