I caught my dad with my GF!

[Squiggles]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://www.shop.net/images/george-foreman-grill.jpg

[howdamnhard]

Hmmmm she looks a little lean in the picture.

[steve_t]

You should beat the shit out of your dad. How dare he?!! :2guns:
Then take your GF into a field and bash her with a baseball bat.
Don't forget to wear at least 37 pieces of flair and make sure you return Milton's stapler. Lumbergh probably had his meat in your GF at some stage too :laugh::laugh:
If you don't understand this, I'm too old :laugh::laugh:

[Mom]

Hmmmm she looks a little lean in the picture.

Well at least she looks clean, not all greasy and driping heaven knows what oily substance all over the place.

[PirateJafa]

She was my GF before I dumped her sorry broken arse at your shed. Trust you to take the sloppy seconds. ;)



Also, http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227910

[NDORFN]

It wouldn't be so bad if it was your GFG, but the fact it's GF himself is a little disturbing.

[hayd3n]

naa keep itin the family its all g

[CookMySock]

Hah, GF's name is George LOL

Steve

[discotex]

Looking at the photos your GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

[NDORFN]

Looking at the photos you GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

I think they actually make a cooking device for spit-roasts.

[mowgli]

Looking at the photos your GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

Piggy on a spit :2thumbsup

[AllanB]

naa keep itin the family its all g

See the further south you get in NZ the friendlier the families are.:buggerd:

Share and share alike maybe, just don't go David Bain on them if your dad turns out to be better equipped.......

Actually you should call your girlfriend - it's quite possible that she had been complaining about your sexy times together to your dad (you know you always 'win' and she's sick of being the loser) and being the good bastard he is he offered to let her win a few times to help your relationship.

I'd recommend that you get the two of them together and watch and learn what he is doing - take notes or video so you can study his technique.

I tell you young ones - there's nothing like a bit of good old school action.:2thumbsup

[merv]

Crikey is that all you've got to complain about in life? Why not just share his meat?

[The Stranger]

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?


Fark you owe him BIG time

[fire eyes]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Morcs]

Put it this way, If I have kids in the future, and my son brings home a hot little thing, shit yeah Id hit it given the opportunity... (thats If I didnt have a wife/partner/gf of course)

[fire eyes]

(thats If I didnt have a wife/partner/gf of course)


don't lie :lol:

[Solly]

LMFAO :lol::lol::lol::lol:

YOU TRUELY ARE A SICK FARK!!!!!!!!!

......but just in case, does she have a sister??

[ronniethe5th]

and I thought GF was referring to "George Foreman" .... til I saw the pics!
:lol:
can't stand other people using my sandwich grill...:argh:

[oldrider]

Ha ha you had me going at the start but then I called Mrs o/r over to have a look at where "we" are going to be in "not too many bloody years"! :argh:

Fuck that is frightening! :eek:

[mynameis]

Ha ha you had me going at the start but then I called Mrs o/r over to have a look at where "we" are going to be in "not too many bloody years"! :argh:

Fuck that is frightening! :eek:

Hahahahahaha classic !! LOl :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Squiggles]

lmao, the original pictures link has changed :lol: George Foreman indeed :lol::lol:

[Patch]

I am surprised that you had your meat anywhere near something, with lids that big :eek:

[Fatt Max]

Does it fart when you take the meat out?

[oldrider]

I still feel disturbed and shaken by those images you posted! :spanking: Shhheeeeesh :wacko: