Favourite biker quotes [Archive]

Skyryder

21st June 2009, 14:47

I came across this one which is one of the best I've seen

Go that way really fast and if something gets in your way turn

Written by sixteen year old. Wise beyond his years.

skidMark

21st June 2009, 15:13

I came across this one which is one of the best I've seen

Go that way really fast and if something gets in your way turn

Written by sixteen year old. Wise beyond his years.

"ill keep up with you today mark"

followed 30 minutes later by hauling him out of a ditch.

PirateJafa

21st June 2009, 15:18

"Well officer, the speedo said 99km/h..."

"I can corner so hard I can scrape my clutch cover..."

"I *have* taken my DR offroad..."

Oh sorry, I thought the thread was Favourite Biker Lies... :(

MsKABC

21st June 2009, 15:20

60 to zero in less than 2 metres :shutup:

AllanB

21st June 2009, 15:21

I'm a bit old school on this one.

"show us your tits' has a classic appeal........

Pictures soon :2thumbsup

peasea

21st June 2009, 16:07

Marlon Brando in 'The Wild One'.

He's leaning on a juke box and some broad asks him what he's rebelling against....answer?

"Whattaya got?"

Fucking life-changing shit, that.

Big Dave

21st June 2009, 16:16

Katman

21st June 2009, 16:20

60 to zero in less than 2 metres :shutup:

I'll see your quote and raise you one.

140 round the 55's

skidMark

21st June 2009, 16:34

"I can corner so hard I can scrape my clutch cover..."

You were saying?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=74510&d=1193565429

vindy500

21st June 2009, 16:45

You were saying?

crashing doesnt count

Indiana_Jones

21st June 2009, 16:54

"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time"

-Indy

skidMark

21st June 2009, 17:12

crashing doesnt count

you are a retard if you think that is crash damage... look at the angle of the marks in the scrapes... high speed scrapes.... the rest of the fairing would be fucked... tard.

Indiana_Jones

21st June 2009, 17:16

crashing doesnt count

Could be this?

<img src="http://visual.merriam-webster.com/images/house/do-it-yourself/carpentry-shaping-tools/file.jpg">

-Indy

wbks

21st June 2009, 17:20

The fact that you obviously aren't cornering properly is a bragging point?

Hitcher

21st June 2009, 17:42

"I live my life a quarter-mile at a time"

So do I, but my speedo's metric and fucked.

98tls

21st June 2009, 17:45

Had a laugh when a mate said "ffs its only water,we drink enough of it so whats the problem riding in it".

Big Dave

21st June 2009, 18:26

Had a laugh when a mate said "ffs its only water,we drink enough of it so whats the problem riding in it".

Fish fuck in it.

98tls

21st June 2009, 18:29

Fish fuck in it. Err yea cheers Dave,will be sure to remember that next time i ave a glass.

Genestho

21st June 2009, 20:37

"See that cloud there?" > "Nah not that one, the big black one....once we get through that, we'll be sweet"

Dunno how many times I'd heard that one!!!:lol:

Big Dave

21st June 2009, 20:50

Terrible stuff water - should only ever be consumed with charcoal distilled spirits - for health's sake.

skidMark

21st June 2009, 21:12

Its an addiction and a sickness.

Ixion

21st June 2009, 21:22

What, water ?

Headbanger

21st June 2009, 23:22

"To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong."

Big Dave

22nd June 2009, 14:25

What, water ?

Tsk - it's 'Duck, What Duck?'

Ixion

22nd June 2009, 14:30

You're addicted to ducks ?

MIXONE

22nd June 2009, 14:32

When I was young.......

Taz

22nd June 2009, 14:41

You were saying?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=74510&d=1193565429

That's not your clutch skid kid.

Big Dave

22nd June 2009, 14:49

http://www.mbedard.com/ProdImages/SittingDuck1.jpg

idleidolidyll

22nd June 2009, 15:02

"I would have won if only.......blah blah"

"It's got 200Hp and weighs 155kg"

Taz

22nd June 2009, 15:25

If you get out of shape gas it hard. It may not help but it'll make it spectacular for those watching!!

Edbear

22nd June 2009, 15:43

"The copper pulled me over and said, 'My mate following you wants to talk to you!' Took the guy a full ten minutes to arrive as I'd not noticed I was being pursued and was doing about 300km/h!"