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James Deuce
21st June 2009, 20:32
That if there is one more "News" item about confirmed piggy 'flu cases that mentions a 30 year old victim with underlying health issues including morbid obesity I am got to go ever so slightly potty.

Potty I tell you.

Potty, potty, potty, potty, potty.
PirateJafa
21st June 2009, 20:35
Burn them.
Big Dave
21st June 2009, 20:35
I swear. $^(!#%$*^#$)*&^!%@$#&!@#$)*

Like that.
98tls
21st June 2009, 20:36
Agreed,would rather a "waving" segment.Wonder if you can get "swine flu" from waving or worse is to not wave mean your raising your chances of catching said swine flu?What to do,i feel like piggy in the middle.
Big Dave
21st June 2009, 20:37
Punches above his weight the Ol' Jaffa.
The fact that he weighs 45kg ringing wet doesn't enter into it.
Blackshear
21st June 2009, 20:46
I raged, before I laughed when I watched that small segment.

'DEATHLY ILL WITH SWINE FLU!'
"BAAAH HA HA HA HA, LONG LIVE THE STR- Damn that bitch needs to lose a few an- SHE'S HALF IN THE GRAVE ALREADY, YOU FUCKBAG POOFACES :girlfight:"
CookMySock
21st June 2009, 21:55
reminds me when it was the power companys' problem that that woman was the size of a small car and she couldn't breathe without the respirator died cause their power was cut off coz they didn't pay their bill. :blink: :weird: :tui:

Steve
Squiggles
21st June 2009, 22:04
At least you're not the swine flu pig! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models/Soft-toys/Character-toys/Other/auction-225272827.htm
LilSel
22nd June 2009, 01:39
At least you're not the swine flu pig!

Bahahahhaha... Thats brilliant!!! :lol:
PrincessBandit
22nd June 2009, 06:35
At least you're not the swine flu pig! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models/Soft-toys/Character-toys/Other/auction-225272827.htm

Wow, i think you might be an unofficial poster boy now. Or should that be poster piggy. And so cute! Oink oink.
awayatc
22nd June 2009, 07:16
probably global warming caused Al Queda to have released pigs don't fly bird flu.......after 9 eleven and all you know.....

We muz be realy realy wurried and efraid by now.....sky is falling down, saw it on TV.....IN COLOUR!

I will stay in my leaky home for rest of the winter.....
FJRider
22nd June 2009, 07:29
My question is ... are all the HOG chapters, going to change their name in case some stupid members of our population believe they are spreading swine flu ... ??? :chase:
awayatc
22nd June 2009, 07:40
very slowly though......, and not around corners.
Not contagious if you don't wave.....
davebullet
22nd June 2009, 07:50
The media are like children. They have a favourite "toy", play with it till sick of it, discard it then conveniently forget about it.

Remember the year when "level crossing accidents" (cars vs. trains) were the focus. I recall statistically, the year before it became in vogue, there were more level crossing accidents (yet very little media coverage).

Does the media report how many more people die each year from other influenza strains? No. Power companies buy off the media when it comes to wind farm installations. Likewise, drug companies pay off the media to help sell their stockpiles.

I'm not being cynical, I know the world is just going to the dogs.
awayatc
22nd June 2009, 07:56
I'm not being cynical, I know the world is just going to the dogs.

I know.....
That's why I invested my savings in microchipping them
Krayy
22nd June 2009, 11:40
Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkSPCznUze0&feature=related
sels1
22nd June 2009, 11:58
I am got to go ever so slightly potty

So will we notice any difference? :whistle: :lol:
Beemer
22nd June 2009, 12:58
When we read that she was morbidly obese, the other half said "another Fulla-lollies (what we christened that woman who died after her power was cut and her useless kids played the guitar and sang rather than getting help...) - what's the bet it will be someone's fault if she dies, regardless of the fact she was already in poor health that was probably her own fault?"