Why motorcycles are better than women?

[carverguy]

A mate sent me an email full of one off quotes that I lost.
If anyone has a copy or can give me some I'd appreciate it.
One was"Petrol is cheaper than Vodka & orange and you can ride longer".
No offence to the ladies theres probably why motorcyles are better than men too!

[Marmoot]

One was"Petrol is cheaper than Vodka & orange and you can ride longer".

I feel sorry for your problem.
I can ride them both just as long as each other, and that's long.
Maybe you should try some fried bull penis.

[SlashWylde]

Here's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=720877&postcount=54) a few.

Failing that, Google is (as always) your friend.

[carverguy]

Thanks I will find a bull?

[carverguy]

Ah hahaha thats better than the orriginal email.cheers CMU (cracked me up) better than lol.