Off topic bullshit in offroad and how it makes you feel

[kezzafish]

Sorry for my irreverence to those that it offends. I think a lot of the bullshit goes on 'cos it's kinda a tight group with the same regular posters every day so we've kind of all talked about pretty much everything together and have run out of serious shit to say... or we talk about serious shit but 'cos we kinda know each other (in a nerdy internet kinda way) we can have a laugh at each others expense.

I appreciate when people have something to say that's not straight and serious or strongly opinionated (unless sarcasm) so please to those that feel the finger was being pointed at them in regards to the comments made about bullshit posts (in a thread in which it was totally off topic ironicly)... Don't stop having a laugh. Each to their own 'cos we've all gotta get along and try to be tolerant of each other's less appealing attributes.

Eat ya Ming
Kerry

[krad_nz]

It makes me feel funny in my pants. :sweatdrop

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa, good work. you're really coming out of your shell. now lie back down on the couch and take your pants off

[honda_power]

i dont think its your irreverence that pisses people off... hell, i think your irreverence is quite funny.

Its more the fact that half the threads ends up something about

a. Woodhill
b. Cheese not Riding
c. Stale fuel

etc etc

It gets kinda... boring.

EDIT:for the record i copy and pasted your "irreverence" cause i dont know how to spell it... obviously neither do you haha

[krad_nz]

I'm starting to worry that Kez wants something to do with my "less appealing attributes". :cold:

Anyway, I think it would wreck the 'vibe' of the forum if we discouraged a bit of banter, but I agree with honda_power that at times it has been a bit over the top.

[kezzafish]

ir⋅rev⋅er⋅ence  /ɪˈrɛvərəns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [i-rev-er-uhns] Show IPA
Use irreverence in a Sentence
–noun 1. the quality of being irreverent; lack of reverence or respect.
2. an irreverent act or statement.
3. the condition of not being reverenced, venerated, respected, etc.

from the dictionary... I was actually called that by a certain KTMBOY last time this topic of annoying cunts (namely me) (thanks noobi) came into light

[honda_power]

ahhh. i was going for irrelevant.

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaaaaaa, yeah that too lol

[noobi]

as not to point the finger, see my sig :crazy:

[cheese]

I think funny banter is good otherwise the place is boring, but it was just getting out of hand!

[xen]

Sweetas man, I like reading some irreverence on here, yea agree that it sometimes goes on abit, but you can always scroll down quick enough

[thecharmed01]

you guys go off topic? :gob:

[FlangMasterJ]

as not to point the finger, see my sig :crazy:

I've been thrasing my 'Hooker with a penis' lately.

[barty5]

Its more the fact that half the threads ends up something about

a. Woodhill
b. Cheese not Riding
c. Stale fuel

etc etc

It gets kinda... boring.

ok so let give lyod a hard time bout his vacuum cleaner then just for somthing different the cheese not ridin can still be funny .

Woodhill cant be boring we tried to get all you guys to come to kuratua for the weekend just to different and you all went to woodhill instead go figure.

[kezzafish]

loyd's bike 'sucks' ha haa haaaa. get it? comedic fucking genius

yeah nah sorry noobs wasn't saying you were outta line... quite the contrary

[flyingcr250]

Its more the fact that half the threads ends up something about

a. Woodhill
b. Cheese not Riding
c. Stale fuel

etc etc

It gets kinda... boring.

ok so let give lyod a hard time bout his vacuum cleaner then just for somthing different the cheese not ridin can still be funny .

Woodhill cant be boring we tried to get all you guys to come to kuratua for the weekend just to different and you all went to woodhill instead go figure.

i think most threads go off topic because there are alot of repeated threads, "how do i wash my bike?" "rebuild questions" "how do i run in my bike" "whats a good tyre?" ETC... i think more people should search the forums first rather than just posting a new thread. i agree with kezza we all sorta know each other especially the auckland crowd, and its hard to not give each other a ribbing especially when theres only about 10-15 regulars online each night.:2thumbsup

[B0000M]

fuck, ill say it.


Sammikins, the majority of what you post is total bullshit. and Barty5 you're becoming not much better.

also, the 2 of you need to get a room.

done.
:girlfight:

[barty5]

fuck, ill say it.


Sammikins, the majority of what you post is total bullshit. and Barty5 you're becoming not much better.

also, the 2 of you need to get a room.

done.
:girlfight:

That would fit quite well with your constant you should buy a or ride a honda lines.

[vifferman]

What?!? A Kiwi Biker thread went off topic?!? Surely you jest... :oi-grr:

[B0000M]

That would fit quite well with your constant you should buy a or ride a honda lines.

well, you should, but i only add that in where it fits. and its relevant to the topic.

frilly nickers etc arent relevant to off road motorcycing

[barty5]

frilly nickers etc arent relevant to off road motorcycing


You wont know unless you try em will yah go on give it a go sure wife wont mind start a new trend.

[Boosted]

i think this thread is awesome... sticker it!!!

[tnarg]

Dont mind a bit of off topic banter but things getting to point where I cant be fucked reading through some of the threads. The off topic conversations between 2 or 3 people that go on and on and on piss me off the most. Dont want things to become boring though.

[B0000M]

You wont know unless you try em will yah go on give it a go sure wife wont mind start a new trend.

lol i dont think you're really the best to take relationship advise from at the moment!

[Boosted]

lol i dont think you're really the best to take relationship advise from at the moment!

oh dude thats harsh

[B0000M]

oh dude thats harsh

it was meant in an un harsh way

[Boosted]

still......

[B0000M]

o well ,whats said is said, and quoted, so cant really take it back.

[barty5]

lol i dont think you're really the best to take relationship advise from at the moment!

wasnt givin any just sayin to try em hahaha

[Sammikins]

I'd like to apologize for destroying KB, no more of my shitty posts, I promise; you can all go back to talking about what Josh Coppins is up to or what bike you should buy next or why two strokes are so much more goddamn awesome than four stroke (and vice versa) and rest assured that I will not be lurking around the corner waiting to tear your thread to pieces. Enjoy the peace and quiet.

[crfchick]

I like the off topic banter!! It's always a good giggle, you guys are all nuts, tehe!

[thecharmed01]

Why dont you ladies just start a "Offroad Postwhore Thread" for general crap semi-related at times to offroad riding........Then get it stickied LOL

[B0000M]

I'd like to apologize for destroying KB, no more of my shitty posts, I promise; you can all go back to talking about what Josh Coppins is up to or what bike you should buy next or why two strokes are so much more goddamn awesome than four stroke (and vice versa) and rest assured that I will not be lurking around the corner waiting to tear your thread to pieces. Enjoy the peace and quiet.

i want the threads torn to pieces, just not in a way that destroys the point of the thread, of course once a thread has run its course and the answer has been supplied or whatever then theres not reason not to spam it, but like cheese said- he was trying to organise a ride or whatever and both times the thread got spammed out before the serious answers came in. and some things still could be pm'd - if its really just a conversation between 2 members it might as well be in pm form.

and 2 strokes are better. :whistle:

[barty5]

lol i dont think you're really the best to take relationship advise from at the moment!

Changed my mind i will give some if your a relationship that dont work that well get the f__k out youll be a lot happier person astayin wont do you or yah partner a good. Best thing ive done in along time.

[B0000M]

thats some good advise

[barty5]

thats some good advise

yah i learnt the hard way tried to stay for last 3 or so years try to make it work that was a waste a time wasnt.

[camchain]

Worthy thread kezza, as seems KB dirt could maybe do with a little re-alignment at the mo, although a forum is never going to be all things to all people. Personally not toooo bothered about the bit-too-much tangent banter recently. I just skim and let some of it go in one eye and out the other, grab a chuckle where I can. My last 'for real Laugh-Out-Loud' supplied via KTMboy, was a much needed boost when life and finances grim. Possibly a good idea to keep in mind that a lot of people have a lot of stress going on currently, this gets expressed in different ways. Just a trim thanks, short back and sides. No need to whip out the razor. (er, lol?)

Stale gas getting old? C'mon there's a nice double entendre there.

[SpikedPunch]

Vyv says is best. I like the funnies, but a lot of the time....

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[barty5]

My guess would be that cause some peps dont ride that much which means yah cant give em shit n the track so it ends up here with same old jokes to throw around cause there isnt anything new. So get out more guys then we can give a shit bout some new stuff.hahahahaaha

[Hemex]

This thread is like an AA meeting.. :laugh:

Hi, my name is Hemi and I've been on the programme for 3 weeks now..haaha

[Finn]

Some of you dirt people are a little precious. Lighten up.

[barty5]

In the words Chopper Reid HARDEN TH FUCK UP.................HAHAHAAHAAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

[cheese]

Oh to be fair we all spam, and most of the time its funny, we mostly all know each other and its all fun and games. But lately I find I don't even bother reading half the posts casue you see a new post to only read somethign like Ginger minge fluff.

[cheese]

My guess would be that cause some peps dont ride that much which means yah cant give em shit n the track so it ends up here with same old jokes to throw around cause there isnt anything new. So get out more guys then we can give a shit bout some new stuff.hahahahaaha

Maybe you don't get out enough??? More to life than bikes matey! Like travel.....

[barty5]

Maybe you don't get out enough??? More to life than bikes matey! Like travel.....

Yours is all work related hey and yes there is more to life than bikes but i enjoy the time out on mine didnt buy it to have it sit in the shed, And considering the amount of time i have to put in to keep this shop up and floating (very hard at the mo) that mixed with my personal shit, ill take all the time i can get out on the bike its good stress wind down time. rest assured once my houuse is sold a ive got this place up and runnin sweet im going to travel some place nice an sunny for a while and i might even get a ride in there to why not.

[cheese]

Yours is all work related hey and yes there is more to life than bikes but i enjoy the time out on mine didnt buy it to have it sit in the shed, And considering the amount of time i have to put in to keep this shop up and floating (very hard at the mo) that mixed with my personal shit, ill take all the time i can get out on the bike its good stress wind down time. rest assured once my houuse is sold a ive got this place up and runnin sweet im going to travel some place nice an sunny for a while and i might even get a ride in there to why not.

yeah I've been all work and no play lately. I definitely didn't buy my bike to sit in a shed, but that has been its home lately. I've just not had the time or energy to ride lately. My travel comment was more tongue in cheek that anything and wasn't a personal attack!! For me, my priorities are Family, work, then play. I'm sorry if I've not been able to come out much as I enjoy riding and talking shit with you guys and I also think its a great stress relief. I know I sleep well after a day out on my bike (unless a tree jumps out in front of my bike) but work is what pays the bills and its what has to come before bikes.

Anyway I've just finished one of the 5 projects I'm currently managing and that is a huge amount of pressure off me now. So I should be good to go out soon. That is if I'm not sent for China for 2 months which is a possibility.

[Hemex]

work is what pays the bills and its what has to come before bikes.

Sadly this is true...and hence why I hardly ride although I wish to and have the urge to, EVERY weekend...


Anyway I've just finished one of the 5 projects I'm currently managing

Need any part timers for the other 4? It'll help me ride more :banana::laugh:

[barty5]

yeah I've been all work and no play lately. I definitely didn't buy my bike to sit in a shed, but that has been its home lately. I've just not had the time or energy to ride lately. My travel comment was more tongue in cheek that anything and wasn't a personal attack!! For me, my priorities are Family, work, then play. I'm sorry if I've not been able to come out much as I enjoy riding and talking shit with you guys and I also think its a great stress relief. I know I sleep well after a day out on my bike (unless a tree jumps out in front of my bike) but work is what pays the bills and its what has to come before bikes.

Anyway I've just finished one of the 5 projects I'm currently managing and that is a huge amount of pressure off me now. So I should be good to go out soon. That is if I'm not sent for China for 2 months which is a possibility.


well if you do go for 2 month just buy one up there must cheapas chips and ride up there hahahaaa

[Reckless]

Well now the old farts gonna have a say!!!

I agree with the general theme and "off road" needed a wee bit of a shake up it was gettin a bit silly!!

Well its had it now! Done! Issues raised, Topic debated, input by all, looks like were still all friends! Issue solved!

Thread closed!!

PS Ride Wires on Sunday with us, that'll sort you out LOL!!!:headbang: or :buggerd: you!!

[kezzafish]

ha ha haaaa, don't we all feel better now?

jeeze, i kinda feel left out 'cos no one has personally attacked me yet. There's some close to home shit in here lol

Sammi. don't take what one cunt has to say about you as if it's the general consensus. You're a crack up. You can't help that you're retarded

[Sammikins]

I'm not very happy right now... :(

[kezzafish]

I'm not very happy right now... :(

ha ha haaaa. Harden the fuck up? Some people voice their opinions as if they are right when really it's just their opinion.... the only time this isn't true is when i say that 450s are faster than 250 2Ts... cos that is a FACT

[oldskool]

I'm not very happy right now... :(
I still like you Sammi, sometimes people just need to vent and you are an easy target! :clap:

[B0000M]

I'm not very happy right now... :(

maybe u could go for a ride on your bike, that always cheers me up

oh., and get fucked kezzafish. theres your personal attack. lol

:clap::first:

[Sammikins]

My bike is shiney and clean and serviced etc, I'm trying to sell it. Don't wanna mess it up.

[B0000M]

bacause i havnt been paying attention, what r u getting?

[kezzafish]

maybe u could go for a ride on your bike, that always cheers me up

oh., and get fucked kezzafish. theres your personal attack. lol

:clap::first:

yeeeeeah, thanks boooom boooom. It won't let me giva ya a blinga dinger but i can't remember giving you one for ages? Your post reminds me of rupe... where's that cunt? he's a fukkin laugh a minute. Surely he has something to say!?

Oh yeah and has anyone noticed how much i like saying fuck, cunt, shit etc??? does that affect anyone in a personal way? have your say now... or forever eat a dick

[noobi]

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[Sammikins]

Don't try get chummy with me dude, I want an apology.

[kezzafish]

Don't try get chummy with me dude, I want an apology.

whatever lady. go watch barty's 'chopper reid' u tube attatchment again

[Sammikins]

whatever lady. go watch barty's 'chopper reid' u tube attatchment again

What's that? You like boys? Mmkay better keep that one to yourself, ginge. :cool:

[barty5]

whatever lady. go watch barty's 'chopper reid' u tube attatchment again


think that was amied at boooom and rupe is a soft cock sure he's banging a nail in some place oh and he dont have a laptop at work but im sure he'll say something in about an hour or 2

[noobi]

You can be better than that
Don't let it get the better of you
What could be better than that
Life's not about what's better than

[REDRIDER]

this thread has the potential to end up as a big "shit fight" how bout we get back on topic and all buy a brand new set of graphics. haha spammed the spam thread.

[kezzafish]

of fuck noobi's trying to start another poetry corner...

[barty5]

of fuck noobi's trying to start another poetry corner...

fuck that send him to the gay biker forum

[barty5]

this thread has the potential to end up as a big "shit fight" how bout we get back on topic and all buy a brand new set of graphics. haha spammed the spam thread.

kinda already has

[B0000M]

think that was amied at boooom and rupe is a soft cock sure he's banging a nail in some place oh and he dont have a laptop at work but im sure he'll say something in about an hour or 2

i wasnt chummying up, though i was encouraging sammi's posts which actually involved a bike.

and also i should say, haha fucken rangas!

[noobi]

of fuck noobi's trying to start another poetry corner...

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[noobi]

fuck that send him to the gay biker forum

so thats what NAR is a, gay club! "newmarket arsereamers"

[kezzafish]

I'm gonna start a thread moaning about embedded videos that aren't on topic soon. (because i dunno how to embed vids and it makes me jealous) imagine how much thread killing you could do with a couple videos on every page lol

[telliman]

the dribble continues!:yawn:

[Reckless]

the dribble continues!:yawn:

Yeh mate agreed!
I think I'll go and take the Dirt Division stickers off my fork guards!

[kezzafish]

the dribble continues!:yawn:


Yeh mate agreed!
I think I'll go and take the Dirt Division stickers off my fork guards!

you fuckin love it...

anyway back on topic...

GO the angry ranga

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[honda_power]

just not to be left out...

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[kezzafish]

wow that cow looks like it handles just as well as a yamaha

[honda_power]

lol im to tired to even think of a response to that. You win

[kezzafish]

take a page out of Josh Homme's book... "i may have a 102 temperature and have been puking for 3 days but i'll still butt fuck you in front of all your friends....."

[barty5]

back on bikes funny shit.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1211082114/Why_You_Shouldnt_Volunteer_for_a_Motorcycle_Stunt

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1239237070/Retard_on_Dirt_Bike_Crashes_Hard_Into_Fence

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1220661346/Cliff_Jump_Dirt_Bike_Faceplant

[flyingcr250]

cracks me up how people take offence to things said over an internet forum.:baby:

maybe because its winter and people arent out riding enough. :drool:

[flyingcr250]

back on bikes funny shit.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1211082114/Why_You_Shouldnt_Volunteer_for_a_Motorcycle_Stunt

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1239237070/Retard_on_Dirt_Bike_Crashes_Hard_Into_Fence

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1220661346/Cliff_Jump_Dirt_Bike_Faceplant

just looks like a typical weekend for me.:clap:

[IIIRII]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/IIIRII/gnomes.gif

[kezzafish]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa fukken gnomes man, fuckin haaaaaaaaaaaaaardy fuckin haa

awesome

[4stroke]

if you lot rode as well as the bullshit you talk you'd be all legends, as for my vacuume cleaner you pricks are just jelous, the vacs are good for more than just one thing ............

[honda_power]

if you lot rode as well as the bullshit you talk you'd be all legends, as for my vacuume cleaner you pricks are just jelous, the vacs are good for more than just one thing ............

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[flyingcr250]

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aaaaaahhhaaaaa ha ha ha. PO you deviant

[Ktmboy]

fuck, ill say it.


Sammikins, the majority of what you post is total bullshit. and Barty5 you're becoming not much better.

also, the 2 of you need to get a room.

done.
:girlfight:

This is better than Coro.:clap:

I got a spare room (with camera's). Whats in bedded movies? Is it that porn stuff?

[Hemex]

as for my vacuume cleaner you pricks are just jelous, the vacs are good for more than just one thing ............

So is it the frustration of loneliness or stimulation through the abundance of tit pulling that gets you to use the vaccum cleaner? :laugh:

[buffstar]

Whoooooooo................. sounds like afew ppl could really benefit from a valium - or 5.
fuck sake. settle down. at the end of the day seems to be a case of live and let live, if ya dont like it have a big fat cry to the moderaters, if your issue is valid surely they will act appropriately???? if not then your just a whinging bitch

Mwahhhh off topic..........boo fuckn hoo. freedom of speach and all that jazz.

Majority of forums via internet also have an ignore option, thereby you can ignore certain members - could possibly have been less confrontational and offensive if there had been some investigation into that option.

As for me i THRIVE on confrontation, I enjoy a verbal/forum parry, and enjoy reading the majority of witticisms and quick replys from certain members.
generally i dont have alot to say and just read what you lot say but.........
this thread is FUCKED - when did you get so old and boring?

[flyingcr250]

Whoooooooo................. sounds like afew ppl could really benefit from a valium - or 5.
fuck sake. settle down. at the end of the day seems to be a case of live and let live, if ya dont like it have a big fat cry to the moderaters, if your issue is valid surely they will act appropriately???? if not then your just a whinging bitch

Mwahhhh off topic..........boo fuckn hoo. freedom of speach and all that jazz.

Majority of forums via internet also have an ignore option, thereby you can ignore certain members - could possibly have been less confrontational and offensive if there had been some investigation into that option.

As for me i THRIVE on confrontation, I enjoy a verbal/forum parry, and enjoy reading the majority of witticisms and quick replys from certain members.
generally i dont have alot to say and just read what you lot say but.........
this thread is FUCKED - when did you get so old and boring?

:jerry::jerry::jerry:

[vazza]

You guys are a pack of knobjockies tbh! :finger:

[flyingcr250]

You guys are a pack of knobjockies tbh! :finger:

AND WERE RACING!!:laugh:

[jt119]

AND WERE RACING!!:laugh:get a bike titface almost miss riding with ya

[noobi]

Amputechture came Philistine praise Bottomless pit of empty names Incarcerated habits tore from the palms Severing the breast Nursing all the youngs

Beneath those locks Of dirty red hair A necklace of follicles with sabertooth monocles They want a bouquet of black rose gems Castrating kisses stalactite stems They went and built a capsule in the cyanide one Where the holiest of water would have you to drown

Tomorrow is a gift ‘Cause now is never left You gotta find my body In the Mecca context


Poetry club :jerry:

[cheese]

OMG that is classic!!

[flyingcr250]

Amputechture came Philistine praise Bottomless pit of empty names Incarcerated habits tore from the palms Severing the breast Nursing all the youngs

Beneath those locks Of dirty red hair A necklace of follicles with sabertooth monocles They want a bouquet of black rose gems Castrating kisses stalactite stems They went and built a capsule in the cyanide one Where the holiest of water would have you to drown

Tomorrow is a gift ‘Cause now is never left You gotta find my body In the Mecca context


Poetry club :jerry:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

[flyingcr250]

get a bike titface almost miss riding with ya

2 weeks till bike

[vazza]

What are you waiting for cockbag?

Is it a brand new 08 or what? details?

[noobi]

Steves a loser by beck

And there are those who
Hadn't found the speaking so wrong
Is it wrong
Of Pavlov lore
They ran rampant through the floors
Is this wrong
Feels so wrong
Happened on a respirator
In the basements
Are they gone are they gone
Stung the slang of a gallows bird
Rationed a dead letter pure
Trackmarked amoeba lands craft
Cartwheel of scratches
Dress the tapeworm as pet
Tentacles smirk please
Flinched the cocooned meat
Infra-recon forgets
Now there are those who find
Comfort in the breathing
Wrong-is it wrong
It houses the watchful eyes
They're panting in a pattern in droves
Are they gone
Happened on a respirator bet
In the basements
Is it gone
Are they gone

[flyingcr250]

What are you waiting for cockbag?

Is it a brand new 08 or what? details?

2nd hand 08, forks set up by birchy, 114 hours, looks like a pretty mint bike. only one more payday away.

[buffstar]

off topic!!!!!!!

[vazza]

Choice! Sounds good =D

This dude approves _b

[flyingcr250]

Choice! Sounds good =D

This dude approves _b


cant wait :Punk:

[flyingcr250]

I had a friend once,
he took some acid,
now he thinks he's a fire engine

It's ok,
untill he pisses on your lighter,
kinda smells,
kinda cool,
kinda funny anyway

I had a friend once,
he took some extacy,
tried to marry me,
and everyone in the room.

He was sorta loving,
kinda caring,
kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy.

It got a bit messy,
all over the curtains,
armchair covers,
throw pillows,
and carpets.

[Midget200]

Whoooooooo................. sounds like afew ppl could really benefit from a valium - or 5.
fuck sake. settle down. at the end of the day seems to be a case of live and let live, if ya dont like it have a big fat cry to the moderaters, if your issue is valid surely they will act appropriately???? if not then your just a whinging bitch

Mwahhhh off topic..........boo fuckn hoo. freedom of speach and all that jazz.

Majority of forums via internet also have an ignore option, thereby you can ignore certain members - could possibly have been less confrontational and offensive if there had been some investigation into that option.

As for me i THRIVE on confrontation, I enjoy a verbal/forum parry, and enjoy reading the majority of witticisms and quick replys from certain members.
generally i dont have alot to say and just read what you lot say but.........
this thread is FUCKED - when did you get so old and boring?

You go Buffstar! Couldn't have put it more succinctly myself! Not many women on this site and they've managed to scare off one with a sense of humour! Come back Sammikins!!! I thought this was a fun site, didn't know we had to deal with the 'thread police'.

[thecharmed01]

AND WERE RACING!!:laugh:


bwahahahahahahaha

there really is a pic on teh interwebz for everything isnt there :love:

[fergie]

You guys SO need to get out more!

[flyingcr250]

they should make this a sticky so we can have an offroad rant and rave thread

[barty5]

You go Buffstar! Couldn't have put it more succinctly myself! Not many women on this site and they've managed to scare off one with a sense of humour! Come back Sammikins!!! I thought this was a fun site, didn't know we had to deal with the 'thread police'.

Was talkin to her last night suprise suprise and shes a bit pissed with booom at the moment but sure she will be back next week no pc at home.

[camchain]

they should make this a sticky so we can have an offroad rant and rave thread

Good idea. Thread can then be like the magnet on a sump plug. (Chuckle)

[B0000M]

Was talkin to her last night suprise suprise and shes a bit pissed with booom at the moment but sure she will be back next week no pc at home.

wow, i offended someone. . . . o wait, i do that all the time. well if shes not reading, you can tell her i didnt mean to piss her off, i was simply giving my 10c worth. and if she is reading this. hi.

[Sammikins]

wow, i offended someone. . . . o wait, i do that all the time. well if shes not reading, you can tell her i didnt mean to piss her off, i was simply giving my 10c worth. and if she is reading this. hi.

Bite me. ...

[flyingcr250]

Bite me. ...

:jerry::jerry::girlfight:

holy moses im bored

[vazza]

LolOl, this is serious business!

[noobi]

RAOFL.....how pointless, no one rolls on the floor laughing
time for more embeded videos i think

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[jimmy 2006]

looks like there are some real meatheads on here now, sure has changed while i've been away. :sick:



(we used to only have to put up with cheese's pointless drivel :laugh: )

[B0000M]

looks like there are some real meatheads on here now, sure has changed while i've been away. :sick:



(we used to only have to put up with cheese's pointless drivel :laugh: )

hi, long time no see!

[jimmy 2006]

just moved almost next door to ken fells, so been down there taking photos lately, its only a matter of time before the bug bites again............. see your back in gizzy now ah?

[vr4king]

Huh..............................

[barty5]

AH FOR FUCK SAKE just been spamed by motoxparts asking if i wanted parts for the bike hello look at my avatar says it all.

[B0000M]

AH FOR FUCK SAKE just been spamed by motoxparts asking if i wanted parts for the bike hello look at my avatar says it all.

lol, they are cheap though!

[barty5]

lol, they are cheap though!

get what yah pay for.

[B0000M]

this is what has not been confirmed, i still cant find anyone with something bad to say about mitaka who has actually used their parts

[barty5]

this is what has not been confirmed, i still cant find anyone with something bad to say about mitaka who has actually used their parts

personally ill just stick to the brands that have been round for years and years with provin track record (so to speak) not going to be a test dummy.

[Assasin]

this is what has not been confirmed, i still cant find anyone with something bad to say about mitaka who has actually used their parts


I think they are a good brand a mate of mine put one in his bike no problem a better price than anything else

[vr4king]

"Genitial Warts" have to be the worst two words ever put together

[barty5]

"Genitial Warts" have to be the worst two words ever put together


You been for a vist to your doctor????

[vr4king]

Nah just listening to a local radio station i used to listen to in Vancouver and they are really pushing condoms.............Ahhh summer is there

[flyingcr250]

banana hammock

[honda_power]

<img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2gud3bc.jpg">


Looks even worse enlarged huh?

What a terrible bike, who in their right mind would want a exc, or even a ktm for that matter

edit: dammit, was supposed to be bigger than that...

[noobi]

that pumpkins got nothing on the Nabotin gasgas300

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv10/endless_125/nambotin.jpg

[flyingcr250]

<img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2gud3bc.jpg">


Looks even worse enlarged huh?

What a terrible bike, who in their right mind would want a exc, or even a ktm for that matter

edit: dammit, was supposed to be bigger than that...

its just the sexiest bike ever conceived

[kezzafish]

that pumpkins got nothing on the Nabotin gasgas300

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv10/endless_125/nambotin.jpg

you gotta be kidding. look at the kato again... it's larger than life. Your a lucky lucky cunt flyingnobike250

[flyingcr250]

you gotta be kidding. look at the kato again... it's larger than life. Your a lucky lucky cunt flyingnobike250

i wish i was getting an 09 but i thought there was no difference between the 08 and the 09 so i bought an 08

[noobi]

you gotta be kidding. look at the kato again...

iv seen both the 09 ktm 300 and the gasgas 300R in real life, the gasgas was much better looking imho :innocent:

[Sammikins]

Stuff you all, Lifan for life!!

:woohoo:

[Finn]

So it's true what they say about dirt bikers. Bloody noisy lot.

[L Rider]

Stuff you all, Lifan for life!!

:woohoo:

Ok so your new bike is gonna be a lifan!!:woohoo: Looking forward to seeing you on it at the sandpit:bleh:

[Sammikins]

Ok so your new bike is gonna be a lifan!!:woohoo: Looking forward to seeing you on it at the sandpit:bleh:

Hahahha just follow the trail of bike pieces if you're looking for me...

[L Rider]

Hahahha just follow the trail of bike pieces if you're looking for me...

You saying it'll come off the trailer complete??? If so will it get to a trail?

[Sammikins]

Wouldn't I just be the coolest on this?

[barty5]

Wouldn't I just be the coolest on this?

might clash with your hair a bit much.lol

[Sammikins]

might clash with your hair a bit much.lol

I'd be more worried about that kebab-skewer of a swingarm snapping...:shit:

[B0000M]

really, would it be that hard for the chinese to just copy a jap bike?


i dont know how they do it, but they manage to make everything scream chinese about their shit bikes

[L Rider]

Wouldn't I just be the coolest on this?

I somehow think ya mite be riding alone with that one!!:woohoo:

[Sammikins]

Well somebody's gonna have to hold the tail end up and run behind me (wheelbarrow styles, bro) so I can keep going after the rear wheel falls off...

[Hemex]

Wouldn't I just be the coolest on this?

Its got your hair color and its even closely named to a Ranga...

[Sammikins]

Its got your hair color and its even closely named to a Ranga...

Bro, my hair is not even close to being orange! And the bright orange streaks that were there got nuked by my homejob attempt with the fudge red...

[Hemex]

Bro, my hair is not even close to being orange! And the bright orange streaks that were there got nuked by my homejob attempt with the fudge red...

Alright....but its called Chimp...Ranga.

[oldskool]

Alright....but its called Chimp...Ranga.
O Ranga Tanga, the sound of Sammi's new Red Honda 85

[Sammikins]

O Ranga Tanga, the sound of Sammi's new Red Honda 85

Is that Te Reo Maori you're speaking? I was hoping my bike would be more of a "WAAAP WAAAAP *ning ning .. ning* HnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNN"

[flyingcr250]

Is that Te Reo Maori you're speaking? I was hoping my bike would be more of a "WAAAP WAAAAP *ning ning .. ning* HnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNN"

another one inducted into the 2-smoke way of life.:rockon:

im picking my bike up tomorrow and heading straight to the sand pit for a bit of "testing" i suppose you could call it lol. gotta get it set up for me before the tarawera 100:scooter:

[cheese]

Is that Te Reo Maori you're speaking? I was hoping my bike would be more of a "WAAAP WAAAAP *ning ning .. ning* HnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNN"

LOL it sure it will be more like a putt putt putt ringgggggg followed by AHHHHH as you fall off. LOL

Just jokes!

[barty5]

LOL it sure it will be more like a putt putt putt ringgggggg followed by AHHHHH as you fall off. LOL

Just jokes!
drunk post you just go fit your flywheel weight sam