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YellowDog
27th June 2009, 12:52
Police suspect a Smooth Criminal was responsible. He was Not Alone. There was apparently a Man in the Mirror who was very Dangerous and Wanted to be Startin Something even though MJ told him to Beat it and was heard to say Leave me Alone. Nobody Knows if the suspect was Black or White.
Cheshire Cat
27th June 2009, 12:59
:banana:
You're so mean
JimO
27th June 2009, 16:23
it was BEN what done it
samgab
27th June 2009, 16:55
Police suspect a Smooth Criminal was responsible. He was Not Alone. There was apparently a Man in the Mirror who was very Dangerous and Wanted to be Startin Something even though MJ told him to Beat it and was heard to say Leave me Alone. Nobody Knows if the suspect was Black or White.

That was <i>Bad</i>.

But seriously, how did you miss that one? :clap:
sopachrga
28th June 2009, 11:49
It was the boogie.
Flynn
28th June 2009, 14:03
It was the boogie.

Yeah, blame it on the boogie:wari:
xwhatsit
28th June 2009, 14:11
It was actually food poisoning. When they did the autopsy, they found 12-year old nuts in his mouth.
arj127
28th June 2009, 14:11
Heres what i heard:

Reports of MJ having a heart attack are incorrect! He was found in the childrens ward having a Stroke.



When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed MJ.



Undertakers have just announced that now that MJ is dead he will be melted down in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for an f'n change!


:laugh:, sorry
Katman
28th June 2009, 17:54
Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.
NighthawkNZ
28th June 2009, 18:03
not a gray area nor is black or white...
arj127
28th June 2009, 18:36
Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.

Sorry mate, got all that on the first day
sparky.scott
28th June 2009, 20:22
MJ wont be burnt at sea... The family are scared he will cling to a boy
xwhatsit
28th June 2009, 22:45
It was actually food poisoning. When they did the autopsy, they found 12-year old nuts in his mouth.


Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.
Awww shit you're right, I got that joke from Silentwar here. I thought I'd seen it on 4chan :shutup:
Fatt Max
29th June 2009, 07:22
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August....
Owl
29th June 2009, 07:28
it was BEN what done it

Perhaps MJ walked in on Ben blowing Bubbles?:confused: