Chainsaw needed asap

[ajturbo]

i got someone i need to bring down to size, thought the chainsaw would be a great start....

ok.... ok...

so i really neede on to chop the fire wood that we have at home in half.. it's too big for the fire place ( ok for th eold house.. but this one is SMALL..

so we have dry, split fire wood... needed to be hacked in half..

anyone got a small chainsaw petrol/electric ? :whocares:
as long as it is sharp... i have beer and don't expect me to sharpen it afterwards.. i'll pay for it to be sharpened if you want..

we need this asap....

thanks

AJ

[98tls]

Fwiw aj there bloody cheap to hire for 1/2 a day if need be.

[PirateJafa]

Grab an axe or hatchet and man up.

[McDuck]

i got someone i need to bring down to size, thought the chainsaw would be a great start....

ok.... ok...

so i really neede on to chop the fire wood that we have at home in half.. it's too big for the fire place ( ok for th eold house.. but this one is SMALL..

so we have dry, split fire wood... needed to be hacked in half..

anyone got a small chainsaw petrol/electric ? :whocares:
as long as it is sharp... i have beer and don't expect me to sharpen it afterwards.. i'll pay for it to be sharpened if you want..

we need this asap....

thanks

AJ


If i was in the same town i would be there in an instant (just go buy one, you are not a man till you have one)

[Sparky Bills]

Get an axe and let out some stress mate!
Heaps less facking around than using a chainsaw.:bash:


P.S. They can hear you coming if you use a chainsaw...

[dangerous]

Fwiw aj there bloody cheap to hire for 1/2 a day if need be.fark not really.. bout a fifity


Get an axe and let out some stress mate!
with his puny arms? he'd need to hire some biceps which would cost more than a chainie... :woohoo:



Grab an axe or hatchet and man up.
AJ... man up :killingme





ps: AJ is fun to hassle

[98tls]

fark not really.. bout a fifity Really, shit only $25 down under.

[ajturbo]

hahahahahahahhaha..

err thanks guys... been very helpful so far...... NOT (D)

me ...man up?.... too pissed to do that!

if i got an axe (light weight of cause) i would cut concrete also.. lol

[Foxzee]

me ...man up?.... too pissed to do that!



Already..........that explains why my phone is getting txts from you already....

Ring me Turbo.....I have what you are wanting.....:yes:

[Racey Rider]

Ring me Turbo.....I have what you are wanting.....:yes:

Lets keep this thread about the 'Chainsaw' shall we?!

[ajturbo]

Already..........that explains why my phone is getting txts from you already....

Ring me Turbo.....I have what you are wanting.....:yes:
was in bed....... but thanks.. will see ross tomorrow..

when is the next vic meeting? ?

[98tls]

Already..........that explains why my phone is getting txts from you already....

Ring me Turbo.....I have what you are wanting.....:yes: :gob:Dear oh dear.......get a room you 2.:innocent:

[sinfull]

Lend ya mine but would hate ya to cut yaself mate !
You buy the file and i'll whip the chain for ya !

Ps : I blame the turpentine !!!

[Timber020]

Cutting firewood in half is REALLY dangerous. Bits are to short to hold far enough away from the saw to be safe. ie the saw is always going to be close to your foot, hand, leg or something else you dont want to hit with a saw. The bits dont have enough weight to stay still while your cutting them either. I operate saws for a living and wouldnt risk doing it like that. saw cuts are like gunshot wounds, see a few of them and you gain new respect for them

You need to get a big table saw to do it or your really likely to have a life changing accident.

Heres a light nip

[vindy500]

just use a axe mate :yes:

[blossomsowner]

gotta say i agree with timber.........really dodgy use of chainsaw. And I too use saws for a living. I would use a table saw or even better a big dropsaw or radial arm saw. At least then the wood will stay still against the fence while it is being cut.
good luck... i am too far away to be any further help

[ajturbo]

thanks guys.. but i HAVE used them before.....

but in any event of an accident i'll post the pic's.....

[coffeejunkie]

AJ and a chainsaw?

Please do let me know when your doing this......CJ needs a good laugh

[MIXONE]

I have got a skill saw you can borrow if needed.

[McDuck]

I would be inclined to make up a cutting stand (like the ones that are used in the chainsaw manuals for cutting small lumps of wood)

[McDuck]

Cutting firewood in half is REALLY dangerous. Bits are to short to hold far enough away from the saw to be safe. ie the saw is always going to be close to your foot, hand, leg or something else you dont want to hit with a saw. The bits dont have enough weight to stay still while your cutting them either. I operate saws for a living and wouldnt risk doing it like that. saw cuts are like gunshot wounds, see a few of them and you gain new respect for them

You need to get a big table saw to do it or your really likely to have a life changing accident.

Heres a light nip

Would the wearing the right gear have helped?

[ManDownUnder]

You need to get a big table saw to do it or your really likely to have a life changing accident.

Heres a light nip

Been using a chainsaw as you described... and done so years mostly without bother... so a timely reminder never hurts. Ta!

[McDuck]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawbuck

One of these and you will be sweet


I am guessing you could also make a holder with a sprung to link to stop stuff flying up.

[Big Dave]

If it's only asap use a hand saw.

[Fooman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvpcxfErvLQ&feature=related

You're welcome,
FM

[ajturbo]

FFS... you have been feed fuckin nana state pills for far too long

i KNOW what i am doing!!...
i grew up in the 60's
i was on my own from 11...

so stop FUCKIN LECTURING ME ABOUT FUCKIN SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and IF i cut my leg off who (apart from my insurance co ) will care?

and thanks to "wanabiker" i have a chainsaw...

so if you don't hear from me tomorrow your miss-guided worries were real....
\

fuck all i asked for is if anyone had one i could borrow....

simple answer..yes..or no....

apart from CJ... i will have to find my butt kicking boots!! hahahahahahah

[ajturbo]

and it wasn't from 11am this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ajturbo]

If it's only asap use a hand saw.
BIG pile dave....

[crazefox]

No i dont fucking have one you grumpy cunt

[Timber020]

You asked for a solution for your problem, people offered you smarter and safer alternatives.

You probably know how to operate a chainsaw in the same way my nephew thinks he can ride a motorbike because years ago he rode a JR50, but hes hardly ready to borrow my fireblade.

So forgive us for trying to help you out, you dont even know enough to know you dont know enough, so someone has to look out for you, as your probably not qualified to do it yourself in all circumstances. Or do you lend out your bike to anyone that ridden a bike before?

You probably dont because you understand that unless a person has alot of experience at a certain level, then lending them your buell on the rimutakas would be irresposible and potentially dangerous. Same with us and our saws.

[Timber020]

PS my dads used saws most of his life (farmer) and hes such a fucking menace I wont let him near one on our job sites. I give him lessons any chance I get. It wasnt until his best mate put one through his face that he really started to listen. EVERYONE who can start one thinks they can use a saw, but most are just comparitively scooter riders playing with R1's, the accident is just a matter of time.

[coffeejunkie]

hehehehehehehe Sorry Aj couldn't resist,

Glad ya got it sorted tho

[McDuck]

FFS... you have been feed fuckin nana state pills for far too long

i KNOW what i am doing!!...
i grew up in the 60's
i was on my own from 11...

so stop FUCKIN LECTURING ME ABOUT FUCKIN SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and IF i cut my leg off who (apart from my insurance co ) will care?

and thanks to "wanabiker" i have a chainsaw...

so if you don't hear from me tomorrow your miss-guided worries were real....
\

fuck all i asked for is if anyone had one i could borrow....

simple answer..yes..or no....

apart from CJ... i will have to find my butt kicking boots!! hahahahahahah


Orchadest wraped himself round a PTO shaft next door, he had growen up on a farm, had 30 years of opperatting tractors and implements, even so he is still crippled because he was not as good as he thought he was.

People who use chainsaws for anything more than hack value know what they can do you see...

[dangerous]

You asked for a solution for your problem, people offered you smarter and safer alternatives.

You probably know how to operate a chainsaw in the same way my nephew thinks he can ride a motorbike because years ago he rode a JR50, but hes hardly ready to borrow my fireblade.

So forgive us for trying to help you out, you dont even know enough to know you dont know enough, so someone has to look out for you, as your probably not qualified to do it yourself in all circumstances. Or do you lend out your bike to anyone that ridden a bike before?

You probably dont because you understand that unless a person has alot of experience at a certain level, then lending them your buell on the rimutakas would be irresposible and potentially dangerous. Same with us and our saws.

ohhh Timber, the grumpy old git is having us all on... as for lending his bike out... well he gave it to me once, no questions asked and i cant ride for shit... however thats a shit load beter than he can ride which intern is a crap load beter than he can use a chain saw... ahhh hell AJ's screwed

[McDuck]

I would like to know who would outright lend a chainsaw? I would bring the saw round and do it but NEVER 'lend'?

[davebullet]

Grandad taught me 2 things.

1. Never lend another man your chainsaw
2. Never lend anothre man your wife

In that order too.

Chainsawing small bits are ok. You just need to make sure the log is hard up against the chain guard first then bite the chain into the timber. It won't fly back. Worst case, the chainsaw leaves your hand and rides up over the log away from you.

[wickle]

Couple of splitting wedges and good size mallet , You will achieve more. Then you will have split firewood muscles and blisters.

[McDuck]

Couple of splitting wedges and good size mallet , You will achieve more. Then you will have split firewood muscles and blisters.

I think he means the wood is split but to long to fit in his fire so it needs to be cut across the grain...

[ajturbo]

all i wanted to use is a chainsaw....

thought it would cheaper than buying one for the job..

the job will take me less than an hr ...(using the chainsaw)

thanks for this lesson on what to ask for.. as for you crazyfox... ii think i'll bring the van around this weekend?

[Colapop]

I got a chainsaw you could have used but it hasn't been released by forensics yet... something about "They're all dead, they're all dead. I killed the bastard..." :innocent: :innocent:

[sinfull]

How much wood could a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood ?

[dangerous]

How much wood could a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood ?
easy... 3.2 cord

[Quasi]

How much wood could a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood ?

How much wood could AJ chop if some bastard would let him use their chainsaw. hehe. I know - he got it sorted - but he needs winding up a bit more :innocent:

[shafty]

My Jonserad 2165 Turbo is tucked away safely. Only 1 Operator for that bugger, and conveniently too far away........:blink:

[Timber020]

My Jonserad 2165 Turbo is tucked away safely. Only 1 Operator for that bugger, and conveniently too far away........:blink:

The Jreds are great saws, I run mainly stihls but have 8 huskys/jreds, the airfilter system is FAR superior. My 3120 is just getting warmed up when both my 88's start chocking on the chips and loosing power.

[Foxzee]

Hey all....

Just heard from AJ he's all good and feeling much better......bugger things didn't go to plan as he hoped.......

[Wannabiker]

Hey AJ...how'd the chainsaw hold up....???

[dangerous]

Hey all....

Just heard from AJ he's all good and feeling much better......bugger things didn't go to plan as he hoped.......
Did they manage to stich the leg back on?

[crazyhorse]

the other question remains..............? Has the firewood been chopped yet????

[ajturbo]

Did they manage to stich the leg back on?
only what they could find....

[ajturbo]

the other question remains..............? Has the firewood been chopped yet????
yeah... but some of it is a bit ....red

[Colapop]

Can I have my hockey mask back soon AJ?

[McDuck]

Can I have my hockey mask back soon AJ?

fuck off i am after him with it...

[Wannabiker]

fuck off i am after him with it...

You will have to get your own chainsaw tho!!

[ajturbo]

ok... time to put this to sleep...
thanks to WB.. i have done it.. still got 6 fingers left (not bad..60% is a pass right?)

i used one tank of gas
hit one nail
made a mess
got a big pile of wood

and no blood...left

[EJK]

You gotta Commodore that you don't use much? Then make one!

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Edit: Ah, too late...

[Wannabiker]

[QUOTE=ajturbo;1129287067]ok... time to put this to sleep...
thanks to WB.. i have done it.. still got 6 fingers left (not bad..60% is a pass right?)


Six fingers is a 100% pass if you come from Gore AJ!!!

[McDuck]

You will have to get your own chainsaw tho!!

Oh but i do..... http://www.macarthurmowersandmarine.com.au/images/HusqvarnaT435TreeCareChainsaw.jpg

[ajturbo]

ok... now i have THAT out of the way....

i need to find a new place to live....


done that

now i need some flatmates...

to be done

[Foxzee]

Where you going....where you need flatmates....do they get the freshly cut wood ....do you have a log burner to burn the wood lol!!!!!

I know it's going to be a AJ's Playboy mansion.......you rock.....can't wait to see the guest list....

[ajturbo]

guest list???

hell that's private, if i let the world know who i know...

princes Diana would think her life was easy

[ajturbo]

oh and part of the signing i had to agree to not having REGULAR parties...

so 3 a month is not regular eh

stupid part of all the chainsawing is..............

yep the house has gas heating....:crybaby: