Dick brain on a scooter, TEXTING!

[Fatt Max]

To the stupid little dickbrain on the V Moto 50CC Scooter riding up the Pakuranga Highway at approx 5.00pm this evening.....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT...!!!

Never in my born days have I seen someone so blatantly stupid.

Scooter shaking all over the place while you are texting....thats right, FUCKING TEXTING, while riding up the highway.

It's bad enough when cagers do it, but someone on two wheels....PRiZE FUCKWIT.

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....

[Taz]

That was me. You're just jealous!:mobile::scooter:

[jtzzr]

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....

You do know Max that if you break his mobile your`e in deep poo poo, so hopefully he`s txting and not calling someone.

[steve_t]

HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?
jtzzr, he didn't say anything about breaking his phone, only his teeth :laugh::laugh:

[Fatt Max]

[QUOTE=steve_t;1129286026]HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?

Yep, he had no gloves on and the phone was in his left hand so he was throttling and braking with the right while texting with the left.


In some circles that could be considered dead cool but to me it was plain and simple stupidity

[Mom]

To the stupid little dickbrain
Rant over....

Well he was on a scooter :dodge: so would not have been too much of a bump had he gone under your wheels :eek:

I almost got taken out (yes folks, taken out) by a bloke on a M109 today. I was in my rollerskate (2 door mazda famillia) so can hardly have taken him out eh? Anyhoo, this dickbrain thought undertaking me in the mainstreet of Warkworth was a really cool idea. The road is destroyed at the moment, they have been cutting it and filling it overnight for the past few weeks, definately not vehicle friendly, the pot holes in it can be abseilled down.

I was indicating to turn right into the carpark of the post office, also a rally drivers dream at the moment and this idiot shot up my left hand side and cut straight in front of me and stopped. He looked back at me, now also stopped so I waved him on and he turned into the entrance to the PO. What a silly boy, up the inside of the cars waiting with left hand indicators on, and right up on to the footpath in front of our WINZ office, off his bike and rushes inside.

What I want to know is, how he can afford that bike? I actually know who he is, recognised his face thanks to the open face helmet.

[short-circuit]

You should ave nabbed im, then sat on im.

[sondela]

[QUOTE=steve_t;1129286026]In some circles that could be considered dead cool but to me it was plain and simple stupidity

dead, quite easily, cool...no

[slofox]

HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?


Course no gloves - 'e wuz onna scrooter...part of the uniform...

[davebullet]

Ahhhhh.. so that's why scootah riders don't wear gloves... so they can TXT on their phones!

Dumb bastard.

[paturoa]

Didn't Darwin have a thoery about this sort of stuff?

[davebullet]

You should ave nabbed im, then sat on im.


You should ave nabbed im, then SHAT on im

[skidMark]

To the stupid little dickbrain on the V Moto 50CC Scooter riding up the Pakuranga Highway at approx 5.00pm this evening.....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT...!!!

Never in my born days have I seen someone so blatantly stupid.

Scooter shaking all over the place while you are texting....thats right, FUCKING TEXTING, while riding up the highway.

It's bad enough when cagers do it, but someone on two wheels....PRiZE FUCKWIT.

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....


I used to txt riding the zxr.... just held it in my clutch hand, probably wouldnt now it is far from ideal because as we all know on a bike shit can turn bad really fast...

ive seen a pillion txting when they were splitting up the motorway...

that was pretty pro.

[Amazon]

Let Darwins law run it's course, I say....:whocares:

[bogan]

i did it once, had an old brick of a phone so wouldve just droped it had anything untoward happened, hardest bit incedntaly was getting the glove back on once id finished. Never again though

[davereid]

I find texting on the scooter easy, but looking up the phone book is a bastard, the pages blow around and knock me fag out.

[Solly]

Let Darwins law run it's course, I say....:whocares:

I'm with you on that one darling......:whocares::done:

[slofox]

HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?


Course no gloves - 'e wuz onna scrooter...part of the uniform...

[James Deuce]

It's not over until the fat man burns.

[gatch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A

this guy seems ok :p

[bogan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A

this guy seems ok :p

holy shit, they do things differently over there. Cars just pushing their way through trafic, crazy

[mynameis]

Did you try and fart on his face?

[Insanity_rules]

Scroter riders are just F ing nuts all over mate. My neighbour wears jandals, shorts and hardly ever any form of jacket let alone a proper one. I was out front of my house one fine Saturday and said mensa candidate cornered too fast into his driveway and riped a jandal clean through with his foot.

I'm absolutely amazed you don't see more scroter related fitalaties with the stupid shit they get up to.

[Hiflyer]

chill out people, just chuck your bike in neutrall, take your gloves off and txt without looking. If you need to read a txt you were sent just wait till a red light. . . duh.

Unless you aren't skilled haha

[MarkH]

I'm absolutely amazed you don't see more scroter related fitalaties with the stupid shit they get up to.

I am sure there are plenty of them holding down beds in the hospital. I wonder what the recovery time is for a foot badly fucked by a jandal? That has to be a very nasty injury.

[MDR2]

Saw something similar to this in CHCH on the way back to Dunners, I was gobsmacked. Chick on a nifty fifty riding hard on the left. as we were coming up behind her (hehe) she was riding up fast on a parked car which gave her the shits as she nearly moddified it for the owner, as we went past her my wife yelled out the window 'pay some attention' or words to that effect.. given the speed difference a car has over a nifty though she probably only heard half the advice.

I pulled over and waited futher up the road and luckily for everyone involved she ran out of petrol, left her to figure that out by herself.

looked a right twat, mini shorts MX helmet and tanktop

[James Deuce]

mini shorts MX helmet and tanktop

Got any pictures?

[Insanity_rules]

I am sure there are plenty of them holding down beds in the hospital. I wonder what the recovery time is for a foot badly fucked by a jandal? That has to be a very nasty injury.


Dunno but he swore pretty loudly! Put his foot on the road to steady himself and left his jandal there minus the strap.

[UberRhys]

I find texting on the scooter easy, but looking up the phone book is a bastard, the pages blow around and knock me fag out.

:rofl::nya::rofl::nya::rofl:

I had to give up rolling & riding as the tabacco kept flying away when I went to put the the filter in...

[MDR2]

Got any pictures?

nah i was too busy txt'ing at the time and the other hand was on the 'wheel'....

[roadracingoldfart]

LOL i saw the same thing yesterday in Welly City . He was textin like no tomorrow . I considered commenting on KB . Then i thought nahhhhh , ill just get shit for it. Funny thing is , it was just by Welly Hospital so i wonder if there is a common need for scooter riders to want hospital food.

[Gareth51]

What makes you think it was a male,I been told many times that only woman can multi task

[phiretrojan]

To the stupid little dickbrain on the V Moto 50CC Scooter riding up the Pakuranga Highway at approx 5.00pm this evening.....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT...!!!

Never in my born days have I seen someone so blatantly stupid.

Scooter shaking all over the place while you are texting....thats right, FUCKING TEXTING, while riding up the highway.

It's bad enough when cagers do it, but someone on two wheels....PRiZE FUCKWIT.

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....


i was in Malaysia last 2 weeks ago, they all do that over there, its like scooter heaven there due to the roads and busy people, alot people were texting its like they are pro at it , their scooters were even waving in and out

i was shocked we witness one with his legs controlling the handlebars so flexible.. its like the cops Don't even care, and when i was in Hong Kong saw alot of people on motorcycles without Helmets and just wearing shirt and shorts............ due to the weather was hot when we were over there around 36 with 86-90%:bash::bash::bash::bash::bash:

[Gareth123]

What makes you think it was a male,I been told many times that only woman can multi task

From one Gareth to another I have to say that I agree:2thumbsup All I hear from my girlfriend is that I can't multitask!