New Chick to the Board!

[Lilmsrocker]

Just moved New Zealand last year......From California/Nevada......I'm a new rider.....waiting on my New Bike to arrive from the States in May.......Then I shall be looking for people to ride with and scareing the crap outta the rest!Ha!........Any takers?......Let me know!........Thanks!

[Paul in NZ]

Welcome... To KB...

Have fun, most folk are nice here but, well you know, it's the internet...

ChCh is our home town, hope you bike arrives before the weather gets cold. We have a lady friend with a Sportser Custom, nice bike, not my thing but very nice..

Paul and Vicki

[crashe]

Just moved New Zealand last year......From California/Nevada......I'm a new rider.....waiting on my New Bike to arrive from the States in May.......Then I shall be looking for people to ride with and scareing the crap outta the rest!Ha!........Any takers?......Let me know!........Thanks!

Kia ora and welcome to KB...

There are a few down that way in Christchurch that ride...

Keep and eye on "Meetings and Events" section...
Hope your bike arrives here in NZ without any hitches at customs etc....

[Jeremy]

If your a new rider aren't you going to be really stung with the 250cc limit considering your bike is 1200cc? Or did your license get automagically upgraded to full class 6? If it does looks like I'm heading off to the states to cut off some time off my full license wait.

[gav]

Its customary to post a naked photo of yourself when joining this board. We've all done it, havent we :msn-wink:

[Coyote]

Its customary to post a naked photo of yourself when joining this board. We've all done it, havent we :msn-wink:
Yeah, that thread was quickly removed :crazy:

Wilkommen to the site :niceone:

[Holy Roller]

Welcome aboard

[ajturbo]

Its customary to post a naked photo of yourself when joining this board. We've all done it, havent we :msn-wink:

yer .. and where did my photo go??????
and how many of you girls have it blown up on the toilet wall????????
not to mention the guys that are green with envey....
i know, i will re-post as soon as i can find it....:shake:

hey Lilmsrocker... i would watch out for that "gav" guy....... i can tell you some stories about him, that his mum would hate to hear...:whistle:

[gav]

flamin' ex flatmates.......................... :lol:

[feral1]

Hey there - welcome to KB,
Did you make it down to the Woodstock Rally on the coast at the start of the year?

[dangerous]

Its customary to post a naked photo of yourself when joining this board. We've all done it, havent we :msn-wink:
Gav........ what have we told you about scareing the new KBer's away........ behave

Lilmsrocker Welcome to KB, and welcome back to Chch. Tiz a very handy place this joint during winter when theres not a hope in hell at getting out on the bike.
Is chch your home town or are you from further north? And once your bike arives in May, dont be suprised if it takes a while to get road ,legal let us know if you need a hand with that as they often dont make it easy for ya.

Biography:
Kiwi born...California Raised

[Kickaha]

Tiz a very handy place this joint during winter when theres not a hope in hell at getting out on the bike.



Not everyone is as soft as Dangerous when it comes to riding in winter and after riding with him nothing much scares us anymore :shake:

Welcome aboard


Its customary to post a naked photo of yourself when joining this board. We've all done it, havent we

Ignore that Gav bloke to you don't have to post naked pictures but feel free to pm them instead

[StoneChucker]

It's nice to have new members, especially foreign ones (I'm South African). I think the more cultures you mix into a group, the better.

Please don't be put off by the lewd replies so far, we're a great bunch of people :shifty:

I'm not anywhere near ChCh, but you will have lots of people to ride with. Anytime you're up, or I'm down, give us a yell.

Dave.

[Lilmsrocker]

But of course......darlin........Didn't you see me in the Wet T-shirt contest?.......I was the one with the cowboy hat on! At the Woodstock Ralley!.......Were YOU there?
And Hey...Thanx for the Big Gigantic Welcome Everyone.........Much appreciated!

[MSTRS]

Welcome to the madhouse. Enjoy your stay

[Hitcher]

Hope your bike arrives here in NZ without any hitches at customs etc...
What are you saying? If I worked for Customs I'd let it in...

[Lilmsrocker]

If you worked for customs we would already know each other!........We've already done the whole bike shipping deal with the bike that is already here!.....So if any of you need help!.....The bike is getting fitted with a crash guard at the moment and then some ape hangers then it's off to the crateing Co..(different from the shipping people.....1st lesson!)....Then the Crateing people take it to shipping place.......Gets put on ship and 3 weeks later it will get to Lyttleton and Crateing people here get it from the ship and we pick it up from crateing co. here........Not too complicated......Just gotta shop around for best prices.......Bike cost $6K..US...(which is close to NZ$ at the moment)...Crateing and shipping was about $2k and Reg.and crap another $1K........And bike will sell easily at about $14K when I am done with it, as it is FULLY chromed ......I better be "NICE" to my Mom.....so she will buy me another one at that point!!!.....Her bike ROCKS!!!!!!!!

[Sensei]

Nice to see a Lady that know what she want's & need's . Nice Profile pic to ! :drinknsin
SENSEI

[spookey]

I have a freind in Blenheim who is always riding down Sth so let me know if you wanna get in touch

[Ms Piggy]

There are some really dodgy KB bastards down in Christchurch but you sound like you can look after yourself! :niceone: Welcome along!

[dangerous]

There are some really dodgy KB bastards down in Christchurch but you sound like you can look after yourself! :niceone: Welcome along!
Dodgy I can live with but who you calling a bastard missie :whistle:

[Lilmsrocker]

Awe Baby.......We must be misunderstanding each other somehow?......I'm not calling anyone a bastard......Now what would make you go and think a thing like that?........Only you would know the answer to That one!..........And I hold boys and toys high up on my list of favorite things......doncha know?..............Never mind!.....It woulda helped if I read the other posts 1st..........See I like to start from the bottom and work my way up!.....And that's what I get!.......My bad!

[dangerous]

.....I'm not calling anyone a bastard......
I know ya not.............. its CSL, shes so mean to me :msn-wink:

[Kickaha]

......I'm not calling anyone a bastard......!


You should cause CSl had it right he is :shake:


.... its CSL, shes so mean to me

yeah and normally he has to pay extra for that :banana:

[Lilmsrocker]

That friggin banana.is Gettin downnnnn!

[Ms Piggy]

I know ya not.............. its CSL, shes so mean to me :msn-wink:
Only cos thats the way I knooooooow you like it. ;)

[gav]

That friggin banana.is Gettin downnnnn!
Check out his mate!!
:wari:

[Lilmsrocker]

Damn! I must remember him at Halloween!........Well...well...well...His Mate ROCKS! Too!...Well Done!

[Biff]

There are some really dodgy KB bastards down in Christchurch.

Yeah! I second that.
Erm - hang on a minute...... :confused:

Welcome :niceone:

[Waylander]

Wonder how I missed this before. Welcome to another Ex-American.:niceone: Even if you were born here first... Hope you're not having your bike shipped with crown. Nevermind long story. Enjoy the riding, but hopefully you won't be keeping the bike with ape-hangers, can't see them handeling all that well on the roads here. Have to visit ya if I'm ever down South Island and have a few drinks and talk about that states:drinknsin , maybe:spudwhat:

[Lilmsrocker]

Hey.....That will be cool........Where in the Staes are you from?.....I'm from California..Los Angeles....Redondo Beach

[Waylander]

Was born in San Diego, Cali and have family in L.A. and San Luis Obisbo aswell as S.D. but I grew up in Texas, and consider myself a Texan.

[wari]

:spudwave: ... WEllcome home ..

YUll be needin' one a theese .. ==> :moon: ... dont arsk me why ... butt I havva wherrehouse fulloffem ..

[scumdog]

Welcome to this madhouse! Met you at the Woodstock rally when you told me about your mom and dad and where they met etc. (I was the smooth dude with extra groovy sideburns).
Catch ya at another rally at another time eh? :niceone:

[**R1**]

Welcome to this madhouse! Met you at the Woodstock rally when you told me about your mom and dad and where they met etc. (I was the smooth dude with extra groovy sideburns).
Catch ya at another rally at another time eh? :niceone:

Dude!! sideburns and HD's are not "smooth"

R1's and wheelies.......Now thats cool.

oh and welcome Lilmsrocker, im one of the not dodgy KBers in Chch.

[TonyB]

And according to Aaron, I'm one of the dodgy ones.
Riiiiight.
Anyway, welcome aboard. Hope the customs vs bike thing goes smoothly.

[Lilmsrocker]

I remember you scumdog!.... Don't think I remember the extra groovy side burns.....But I'm sure I remember the Smooth dude!......Hi Hon-Eee!......
This is a pretty funny site I was online last night for like 4 hours getting all POST happy w/ some guys on another subject about 911 in the States......We were having a POST FRENZY.....it was funny.......I love checkin in on your comments to each other.....You guys have a WONDERFUL sense of humor.....is that humour!?....To you lot....Whatever..........Thanx for the welcome......and THANK GOD you remembered me from the conversation that we had about my mom and dad and not by my Contest Entry!.........Ha!..,.......L8R

[dangerous]

I remember you scumdog!.... Don't think I remember the extra groovy side burns.....But I'm sure I remember the Smooth dude!......Hi Hon-Eee!......

Well maybe this pic of a bunch a KBer's at the rally will jog the memory for ya :drinknsin

[Lilmsrocker]

Was born in San Diego, Cali and have family in L.A. and San Luis Obisbo aswell as S.D. but I grew up in Texas, and consider myself a Texan.
I LOVVVVE TEXAS!.........Yep we have to hang one day and talk Country!.Ha!And I didn't mean..Hee-Haw!....

[feral1]

But of course......darlin........Didn't you see me in the Wet T-shirt contest?.......I was the one with the cowboy hat on! At the Woodstock Ralley!.......Were YOU there?
And Hey...Thanx for the Big Gigantic Welcome Everyone.........Much appreciated!

Hey there Lilmsrocker,

Welcome to KB. Ofcourse i remember you from the Woodstock Rally - a big Feral gidday 2 ya.
Oh and she said it: her ma does have a cool bike - even if its a H-D - good luck on your import
Good to see that pic again ScumDog.

The West Coast riders have just launched our new website. Should be live now and have some Woodstock rally shots on it, check it out: www.westcoasttouringmc.com may even get to know our newest member better than her profile shot :whistle:

[dangerous]

.....I better be "NICE" to my Mom.....so she will buy me another one at that point!!!.....Her bike ROCKS!!!!!!!!

Oh and she said it: her ma does have a cool bike - even if its a H-D
Ohhhhhh.... nooooo, the penny just droped..... 'mums' bike wasent parked across from the band was it, the bike has a full custom paint job happening and all the cromed bits with huge ape hangers.... and 'mums' open face lid had a custom paint job aswell???? :ride:

[Sparky Bills]

Welcome welcome welcome.
Be carefull down there! Ive heard some strange people live down that way. :shake:

[scumdog]

Well maybe this pic of a bunch a KBer's at the rally will jog the memory for ya :drinknsin

Those speeding tickets just don't go away eh? :msn-wink:

[inlinefour]

Just moved New Zealand last year......From California/Nevada......I'm a new rider.....waiting on my New Bike to arrive from the States in May.......Then I shall be looking for people to ride with and scareing the crap outta the rest!Ha!........Any takers?......Let me know!........Thanks!

As long as you ride with all bikers, not just the HD types...

[Madguitarist!]

Hmmmm... very belated welcome? Been away mixing with them Welly KBers (who, by the way, ROCK!)....

Anyways, sounds like you can hold yer own so good luck with yer bike!! :2thumbsup

[Lilmsrocker]

Of Course I will ride with any bikers....Very happily!....Thanx again for the great welcome.....I am ssooo happy to be a part of it all.........Way cool of you!...and You....and You....and..you...and you!..........I think I got on the wrong side of some "Chick" here on the board......But hey, can't please everyone huh?........And Yes that was my mom's bike!!....The PURPLE one! w/ the Rolling stones tongue all over it....and all the chrome...yep that was her!.........I am her DAUGHTER!...I was NOT HER DATE!........Haaaaa!
I thought that was SOOO frigin funny when I heard people thought we were "together".......Haaaaaaa......Dam get it straight.........I'M STRAIGHT!.....She's straight.....She's taken..........I'm .....ahhh NOT!....Ha!(hint hint)......

[NC]

Nice dig, too bad your shovel is rusty and the handle is broken.

[soundbeltfarm]

welcome to the site.
as honda said too.
if anyone is coming here give us a yell i'll be keen for a ride.
im sure all the kbers from the naki would be keen

[Lilmsrocker]

Nice "Come back Chick!".....Now you can wipe if off your chin and save it for later! Ha!

[Lilmsrocker]

Thanx Soundbeltfarm..........Glad to see such friendly people who aren't so Anti American!.....I'm bikeless at the moment....but any day now.....any day!......we'll have to have a KIWIBIKER reunion somewhere in the middle(NZ) one day......so we can all meet each other!........That would be fun!.....

[Waylander]

Just so you know they arn't like this to all americans. Why can't you two just get along??

[soundbeltfarm]

Thanx Soundbeltfarm..........Glad to see such friendly people who aren't so Anti American!.....I'm bikeless at the moment....but any day now.....any day!......we'll have to have a KIWIBIKER reunion somewhere in the middle(NZ) one day......so we can all meet each other!........That would be fun!.....i done some of my O.E in the states and found the people well most of them very nice people, very patriotic , i reckon a lot of the americans that come to N.Z for holidays are big mouth dicks.
i dont know why that is, they seem to whinge a bit when here. but they are nothing like that over there.
they couldn't do enough for me and my mates. they just wanted us to talk because they liked the accent,
always got told " hey you got a dundee accent"

[Lilmsrocker]

You sound like Rodney King!............Ha......Remember him?.......I'm off on the town now to get lickered up a little.....(practice for the ralley's)..ha!.....My excuse!......and didn't you know hon.......If you haven't got something nice to say.......Come sit by me!
lol!.......It's all in fun............I hope!.......but whatever!......We American's only take those who hold Guns seriously!.........No joke!

[soundbeltfarm]

You sound like Rodney King!............Ha......Remember him?.......I'm off on the town now to get lickered up a little.....(practice for the ralley's)..ha!.....My excuse!......and didn't you know hon.......If you haven't got something nice to say.......Come sit by me!
lol!.......It's all in fun............I hope!.......but whatever!......We American's only take those who hold Guns seriously!.........No joke!

im not bad mouthing americans. they are great people.
they were very accomadating to us while we were there

[soundbeltfarm]

You sound like Rodney King!............Ha......Remember him?.......I'm off on the town now to get lickered up a little.....(practice for the ralley's)..ha!.....My excuse!......and didn't you know hon.......If you haven't got something nice to say.......Come sit by me!
lol!.......It's all in fun............I hope!.......but whatever!......We American's only take those who hold Guns seriously!.........No joke!

when you say lickered up what of the 2 meanings do you mean?
hahaha :2thumbsup

[Lilmsrocker]

You know we go out of our way to help people everywhere we go........Just the other night in town this poor kid was getting his ass BEAT by "8" drunk pricks........you know out of everyone who stood there watching this 1/2 near homicidal incident .."I" was the only one to jump in there and try and pull these pricks off the poor kid.....I told the jerks that I had photo's of all of them w/ my camera on my phone and if this kid dies they are all in BIG shit!.......Shoulda seen them fly the hell outta there......Waited w/ the kid til ambulance came......that was outta line!........And just today I was at McDonald's w/ my kids we were eating outside when some poor guy slammed on his brakes and all these pipes and poles(from his job probably) slid forward on the car in front of him and landed ALL over the place in the street....Again out of everyone who could have helped him out...Again "I" was the only one who jumped up and ran to his aide....as traffice waiting were not impressed.......See we are not all bad!.......But I will say that if a dude is stuck on the side of the road in the States...He stays stuck til HE can fix his car!........Doesn't that suck......Never stop and help a motorist on the side of the road there and hope your never one of em too........Cuz that is open season for car jackers!

[Lilmsrocker]

DEFINATELY the kind you "SIP" out of a cup.........Gonna watch the rugby in town.....Or were you hoping for something more graphically detailed?..........Sorry babe....Not from me!

[soundbeltfarm]

DEFINATELY the kind you "SIP" out of a cup.........Gonna watch the rugby in town.....Or were you hoping for something more graphically detailed?..........Sorry babe....Not from me!

haha dont take it seriously.
just having you on.

[Lilmsrocker]

No problem.......I'm checkin posts....took a shower....checkin posts....doin my make up........checkin posts.....blow drying my hair......checkin posts....getting dressed...checkin posts...laughin my ass off......checkin posts for a few more minutes and then I am OUTTA here.........Have an AWESOME night you all......we'll resume that cat fight another time eh CHICK?

[NC]

:killingme

[MrMelon]

http://www.pusscats.com/Cat_Fight.jpg

[John]

http://www.pusscats.com/Cat_Fight.jpg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUSSSSSSSYYYYYYYY

[NC]

http://www.pusscats.com/Cat_Fight.jpg
I know where you live!!!!

[dangerous]

I know where you live!!!!
:lol: so whos MrM backing then aye......... :shifty:

[Storm]

The one he happens to live with who'll no doubt bash him at a moments notice I reckon :whistle:

[dangerous]

The one he happens to live with who'll no doubt bash him at a moments notice I reckon :whistle:
*shock horror* but..... thats most likely how he likes it :msn-wink:

[NC]

*shock horror* but..... thats most likely how he likes it :msn-wink:
He gets upset when I beat him at playfights...Hehe Ah so I let him win. Mates are good like that...

Oh gottah go he's coming down the hall :shit:

[Storm]

But can you grow a big mo like his though? :bleh:

[Lilmsrocker]

Glad you thought that was funny "Chick".........Cuz I'm ALL about "Sista's before Mista's"....Dude's are cool But Chicks ROCK!..........L8R

[Lilmsrocker]

And I did not mean I swing the other way..........In THAT case MEN ROCK by all means!!!!........You GOOOOO Boys!....Or Come!...Ha!......Which ever you prefer!

[John]

And I did not mean I swing the other way..........In THAT case MEN ROCK by all means!!!!........You GOOOOO Boys!....Or Come!...Ha!......Which ever you prefer!
This place is getting to X rated for me lol.

Btw, welcome ! :drinknsin

[Joni]

And I did not mean I swing the other way..........In THAT case MEN ROCK by all means!!!!........You GOOOOO Boys!....Or Come!...Ha!......Which ever you prefer!

Good you decided to clarify that... quite a few guys here would never let you live that one down... :lol: The clarifiaction however, might leave you in even hotter umm water than what you were trying to fix.... :killingme

Welcome...have fun....

[Waylander]

The clarifiaction however, might leave you in even hotter umm water than what you were trying to fix.... :killingme

Welcome...have fun....
Unless ofcourse that was her plan...:niceone:

[Joni]

Unless ofcourse that was her plan...:niceone:

Aaaahh AD, never know with you people huh...dodgy, dodgy :shake:

[Waylander]

Aaaahh AD, never know with you people huh...dodgy, dodgy :shake:
Ya just can't trust americans aye.:msn-wink: Such shady bastids aint we.:shifty:

[John]

Ya just can't trust americans aye.:msn-wink: Such shady bastids aint we.:shifty:
ITS FUNNY because its true, gotta watch out for those checky ones on them via-gras. damn nasty.

(p/t)

[Waylander]

ITS FUNNY because its true, gotta watch out for those checky ones on them via-gras. damn nasty.

(p/t)
Checky? Nah mate I'm a Texan, never been to Czechoslovakia.

[John]

Checky? Nah mate I'm a Texan, never been to Czechoslovakia.
Gimmie some oil then lol :P.

ahh the fun never ends when there is an american at the party.

(p/t)

[NC]

But can you grow a big mo like his though? :bleh:
No thank, "god"... :lol:

[Lilmsrocker]

Aweee Baby....You got me......That was my plan!.....But you know what they say right?.........Sex is like Bridge!......If you don't have a Good partner.....You had better have a good Hand!.........ha!

[Lilmsrocker]

BIG GIGANTIC HUGE apologize "Chick"........I have been officially told off about bragging about the US....HAA!....God defend Good ol' NZ!.. .....as Chick does!.....You Go Girl! :drinknsin

[Waylander]

Gimmie some oil then lol :P.

ahh the fun never ends when there is an american at the party.

(p/t)

Nope, no oil in Texas, move along people nothin to see here.:shifty:

[Lilmsrocker]

Ha..........Sweet!....I am SOOO There!......Did you know that "Jack" made me enter the Wet-T at Hokitika?.........Haaaaaaaa!

[Lilmsrocker]

More mortifying than the contest were the random pictures people emailed me OF THE CONTEST!........ha!........Friggin Jack and his asshole brothers.....Jim....Jose....Johnny!
PS....Thanx for the compliment!

[Waylander]

More mortifying than the contest were the random pictures people emailed me OF THE CONTEST!........ha!........Friggin Jack and his asshole brothers.....Jim....Jose....Johnny!
Hey be careful how you talk about my best mates there...:drinknsin

[Lilmsrocker]

Well where the hell were you?....When they were hassleing me?.....Gettin me to flash the whole friggin ralley and shit!.....next time save me.....would ya?.....ha!

[Waylander]

Well where the hell were you?....When they were hassleing me?.....Gettin me to flash the whole friggin ralley and shit!.....next time save me.....would ya?.....ha!
Was ignoring them cause I needed concentration to be pissed off at my bike. Will give them a hiding next time they are around.

[Lilmsrocker]

I better go now.....kids wanted to know if I was doing that Computer sex that they heard about on TV.........ha!!......Jeez.....I'm not THAT computer savy yet!....

[MrMelon]

I better go now.....kids wanted to know if I was doing that Computer sex that they heard about on TV.........ha!!......Jeez.....I'm not THAT computer savy yet!....
That's sick!

http://www.art.net/Collab/WAM/images/computer_sex.gif

[Lilmsrocker]

Look who's talkin.....YOU sure were QUICK to post that pic!.................PERV!....lol!

[Lilmsrocker]

Is that picture of you on your profile Slipstream?

[dangerous]

BIG GIGANTIC HUGE apologize "Chick"........I have been officially told off about bragging about the US....HAA!....God defend Good ol' NZ!.. .....as Chick does!.....You Go Girl! :drinknsin
Gezzzzz.... realy, an official.... crikey what next :niceone:


More mortifying than the contest were the random pictures people emailed me OF THE CONTEST!........
and how can we comment with out seeing these pics........ :confused:

[magnum]

hi and welcome,some nice roads down there :ride:

[Lilmsrocker]

Ahhhhhhh...Nahhhhhhh....on the pics!........haaaa!...What WAS I thinking????