Health and medical thread

[Big Dan]

After a bit of a search around this site i have come across a thread on things health and medical

with the 16'000 plus members i'm sure we have nurses and doctors amongst us (me not included i'm just a storemen)

So i thought i'd start this thread and see where it goes i hope its future is informative

As we are all adults here i'm sure we can be sensitive about the issues that are hard to talk about

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?

[Headbanger]

A teaspoon of avgas will clear those right up, either take orally or apply directly to the affected area.

[Big Dan]

A teaspoon of avgas will clear those right up, either take orally or apply directly to the affected area.

great idea but not really realistic lol

[Headbanger]

well, I'm not really a doctor....Though I do visit one every so often.

[YellowDog]

After a bit of a search around this site i have come across a thread on things health and medical

with the 16'000 plus members i'm sure we have nurses and doctors amongst us (me not included i'm just a storemen)

So i thought i'd start this thread and see where it goes i hope its future is informative

As we are all adults here i'm sure we can be sensitive about the issues that are hard to talk about

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?
Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

[AllanB]

A week - that's nothing.

There's a operation where they pop a little rubber band over them and they end up falling off - a bit like a sheep tail.........

You can buy anal 'pills' to pop up there :crazy:. One thing I notice about these is that the moulding of the butt-pill is seriously rough on the edges - it amazes me that a large pill designed to go up ya arse when it is very sore has sharp rough edges! Obviously no consideration has been given to the bloody application!

Lucky for me I ride a Honda - this make the insertion of hemroid pills up ones bum much easier.

[Big Dan]

Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

So just relax and let it come got ya and yeah my diet has lacked the old vege till recently

Your right they not comfortable at all (not trying to be funny but oh well) they are a pain in the arse( yes i know thats bad) kinda puts ya off going for a dump eh? but i know that will make things worse the first time i had theses i freaked out lol

[Big Dan]

A week - that's nothing.

There's a operation where they pop a little rubber band over them and they end up falling off - a bit like a sheep tail.........

You can buy anal 'pills' to pop up there :crazy:. One thing I notice about these is that the moulding of the butt-pill is seriously rough on the edges - it amazes me that a large pill designed to go up ya arse when it is very sore has sharp rough edges! Obviously no consideration has been given to the bloody application!

Lucky for me I ride a Honda - this make the insertion of hemroid pills up ones bum much easier.

yeah i had one of those before boy oh boy dat hurt

as for the operation i'll pass on that

[NinjaNanna]

freaks ya out the first time you see a toilet bowl full of blood don't it!

I hadn't heard of hemoroids when it first happened to me -- my first thought was shit bowel cancer. Bloody drama queen hey!

[Big Dan]

freaks ya out the first time you see a toilet bowl full of blood don't it!

I hadn't heard of hemoroids when it first happened to me -- my first thought was shit bowel cancer. Bloody drama queen hey!

+1

10 Chars

[Big Dan]

Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

Does your missus know if any painkillers would help with pain cause it hurts sitting down

[short-circuit]

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?

No pun intended?

[Big Dan]

No pun intended?

if one cant laugh at ones self who can you laugh at and i thought i'd get in first before someone said it

[MIXONE]

Johny Cash had them too.That's why he wrote" I Fell In To A Burning Ring Of Fire".

[Big Dan]

Johny Cash had them too.That's why he wrote" I Fell In To A Burning Ring Of Fire".

i thought he had one too many hot currys

[Usarka]

Arse biscuits! You could always not shit for 3 months but that's a drastic measure and not a whole lot of fun........ :eek5:

[Hitcher]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Legalise placebos.

[mynameis]

Arse biscuits! You could always not shit for 3 months but that's a drastic measure and not a whole lot of fun........ :eek5:

If it doesn't come out from the right end it will come out from the other end.

[ynot slow]

Just don't mix up the standard thermometer from the anal thermometer,leaves a real crappy aftertaste.

[Hitcher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0