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SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 00:22
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?

Brian d marge
6th July 2009, 00:49
u think 150 is bad I just done 1150 ...... for 40 over

good luck

Stephen

Finn
6th July 2009, 01:43
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?

Ha ha!

P.S. Pull your pants up dick head.

Toaster
6th July 2009, 02:52
If it was about bikes I would give a shit.

awayatc
6th July 2009, 05:11
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?


If you leave it as is and are under the legal limit you may....

ajturbo
6th July 2009, 07:18
ha ha!

P.s. Pull your pants up dick head.
+1.............

Kiwi Graham
6th July 2009, 07:23
If it was you hooning around my local streets in the early hours of Sunday morning........its alot cheaper than the fukin rock I had ready to hearl at your car if you spun round the roundabout outside my place again :angry2:

Usarka
6th July 2009, 07:50
Take it along to this place, they can help you out........

http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/crush011.JPG

scracha
6th July 2009, 08:35
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?

Nope. As I've posted before, the subjective noise test Mr Plod can do at the side of the road is a load of wank.

REF:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1589688#post1589688

Pussy
6th July 2009, 08:36
Ha ha!

P.S. Pull your pants up dick head.
AND... put your hat on the right way, too

CookMySock
6th July 2009, 08:39
Get it tested, and if it's legal tell them to stick it. It's not your job to get their evidence for them.

Steve

Rockbuddy
6th July 2009, 08:47
If it was about bikes I would give a shit.

+1 its you noisy boy racer cage drivers that caused this noise law, so pay the fine and get it sorted


Gidday Toaster hows things?

Usarka
6th July 2009, 08:47
Get it tested, and if it's legal tell them to stick it. It's not your job to get their evidence for them.


Waddya mean if it's legal? He's from Christchurch :lol:

SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 11:10
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. I once got done for no WOF in a mates car and since the car got a new WOF within 28 days of the offence occuring I got let off the fine.

SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 11:11
Ha ha!

P.S. Pull your pants up dick head.

Let me think about it.....NO!

cs363
6th July 2009, 11:15
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. I once got done for no WOF in a mates car and since the car got a new WOF within 28 days of the offence occuring I got let off the fine.

ONLY??? MX exhausts used to be rated at 102db and they were LOUD, now they are down to 94-96db.
Anything over 80db is considered potentially dangerous, more so if subjected to prolonged exposure....

Edumacate yourself: http://www.asha.org/public/hearing/disorders/noise.htm

Blackshear
6th July 2009, 11:17
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. I once got done for no WOF in a mates car and since the car got a new WOF within 28 days of the offence occuring I got let off the fine.

The db scale is not linear, every 3 db is TWICE the intensity.
I.e, 111 is twice as loud and 105 is half as loud.
Goddamn boy racers and your boom boom exhausts.

De-daffled tip-less two fiddies are exempt :Oops:

Jantar
6th July 2009, 11:18
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. .....
You obviously don't understand logrithmic scales of measurement. 108 db is 10 times the noise energy of 98 db. No wonder you got done and deservedly so.

nallac
6th July 2009, 11:22
shit 108 ain't loud...a mates RX3 rally car measured 105 just above
idle, measured from about 6 meters away.....

Swoop
6th July 2009, 11:24
Get some expanding foam and squirt some up the exhaust pipe. Should reduce the noise quite dramatically.

No need to thank me. Just helping the community by getting rid of baked-bean-can exhausts on jap POS cages.

Mr Merde
6th July 2009, 11:24
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. I once got done for no WOF in a mates car and since the car got a new WOF within 28 days of the offence occuring I got let off the fine.


108 db.

Decible readings basically read in an expodential progression, for every 3 db increase there is a doubling of noise

Therefore 108db is 4 levels louder than legal limit. IS that 4 times louder or 32 times louder, not sure. Whatever it is its fu<king loud.

And you wondered why you got done.

Dont need a meter to read 4 times the limit.

Get it fixed

Blackshear
6th July 2009, 11:30
Sure is constructive criticism in here, ha ha ha.

:love:

skidMark
6th July 2009, 11:32
108 DB... jesus christ, no wonder we got this law put through.

It's wankers like you that fuck it up for the rest of us who have a nice legal exhaust on our bike, aftermarket... but legal... then get stung by a cop who thinks its too loud, costing us time and money to get it checked...

Then you come on here to ask if you can get off the ticket?

We all want you to have a heftier fine...

:angry:

skidMark
6th July 2009, 11:34
shit 108 ain't loud...a mates RX3 rally car measured 105 just above
idle, measured from about 6 meters away.....


Fella i know has a rx3 with a 20BPPT in it.... fucking fast... and pretty loud i think 90db ish, and thats plenty loud enough!

MIXONE
6th July 2009, 11:39
I think you posted on the wrong site Here mate.
Boi Racers R Us is elsewhere!

Colapop
6th July 2009, 11:46
Wntr skool holz r da best! LOL ROFL CHANGEMYUNDIES!!**!! :crazy::eek5::woohoo::bye::gob::scooter::wacko:
I CnT w8t fr ma boyz @ go CruIzin Wit me!!

SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 12:20
I think you posted on the wrong site Here mate.
Boi Racers R Us is elsewhere!

This forum specifically states "Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here"

balans
6th July 2009, 12:59
This forum specifically states "Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here"

Talk about it all you like, the responses are up to whoever makes them. In this case people that are not boy racers, and people pissed off at boy racers.

Noisy exhausts are annoying.

skidMark
6th July 2009, 13:04
Talk about it all you like, the responses are up to the whoever makes them. In this case people that are not boy racers, and people pissed off at boy racers.

Noisy exhausts are annoying.

a loud bike can be appreciated becase its a decent noise...

but who wants to hear a 1.3 litre honda civic with a big bore...

Blackshear
6th July 2009, 13:07
a loud bike can be appreciated becase its a decent noise...

but who wants to hear a 1.3 litre honda civic with a big bore...

I wish the bandits had a higher redline, I really do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-w78zYxK8

skidMark
6th July 2009, 13:16
I wish the bandits had a higher redline, I really do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-w78zYxK8


nah nah nah....

and yes... i run mine with a can that sounds like no can...

Uv8GHGpHgaI

Maha
6th July 2009, 13:25
This forum specifically states "Talk about any non-motorbike stuff here"

True, but the fine print reads...'no cars/golf/coronation st or helen clark to be talked about'

SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 13:57
a loud bike can be appreciated becase its a decent noise...

but who wants to hear a 1.3 litre honda civic with a big bore...

I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

skidMark
6th July 2009, 13:59
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.


Would you like a trophy?

Squiggles
6th July 2009, 14:12
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

Even rallies have noise limits (those of the country they're held in), so that reason can fuck off ;)

SMOKEU
6th July 2009, 14:20
There are busses that drive past my house at 6am every morning till past midnight, then they sit there idling for 10 minutes, and those busses make almost as much noise as my car so I'm not going to listen to anyone who tells me to quieten my exhaust down till they do something about those busses. And those rubbish trucks make lots of noise as well...

Hemex
6th July 2009, 14:26
There are busses that drive past my house at 6am every morning till past midnight, then they sit there idling for 10 minutes, and those busses make almost as much noise as my car so I'm not going to listen to anyone who tells me to quieten my exhaust down till they do something about those busses. And those rubbish trucks make lots of noise as well...

Take the bus then... You've got the transport and the noise you want...:eek5:

Mikkel
6th July 2009, 14:31
It's not even that loud though, it's only 108dB. I once got done for no WOF in a mates car and since the car got a new WOF within 28 days of the offence occuring I got let off the fine.

Just so you have a point of reference. The noise limit at Ruapuna is 95 dB - that may just be the pit area... but still. 108 dB is loud.

And contrary to popular belief - at least amongst some cars nuts (and in this case I mean nuts in the most derogatory way btw) - louder does not equal higher performance.

Jantar
6th July 2009, 14:42
..... The noise limit at Ruapuna is 95 dB - that may just be the pit area... but still. 108 dB is loud.
.....
So 108 db is 20 times louder than the maximum permitted at Ruapuna.

rosie631
6th July 2009, 16:03
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?

:whocares:

10 char

Mr Merde
6th July 2009, 16:05
My shooting club has just had some sound readings done on the range,

a .308 rifle art the firing point made a reading of 110 db

+++++++++++++

Concorde taking off made 120 db

Those Stebel horn make something like 130db.

The human voice in speaking mode is about 72 db.

108 is a damaging level.

Finn
6th July 2009, 16:24
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

That's quite impressive for a 15 year old.

Patrick
6th July 2009, 16:42
There are busses that drive past my house at 6am every morning till past midnight, then they sit there idling for 10 minutes, and those busses make almost as much noise as my car so I'm not going to listen to anyone who tells me to quieten my exhaust down till they do something about those busses. And those rubbish trucks make lots of noise as well...

I bet those buses and rubbish trucks are nowhere near your 108db....

Write to the cop and remind him he should have green stickered you as well. he may rectify that balls up......

Mom
6th July 2009, 16:51
And contrary to popular belief - at least amongst some cars nuts (and in this case I mean nuts in the most derogatory way btw) - louder does not equal higher performance.

But it does reflect penis size, or so I have been told. Some form of compensation if I remember correctly ;)

Patrick
6th July 2009, 16:55
But it does reflect penis size, or so I have been told. Some form of compensation if I remember correctly ;)

The same is with boot spoilers.... The bigger the spoiler/exhaust, the smaller the.... ?

Pussy
6th July 2009, 16:59
Here's a real left-of-field suggestion.....

Put a decent muffler on the bloody car

mossy1200
6th July 2009, 17:09
Here's a real left-of-field suggestion.....

Put a decent muffler on the bloody car
Or even put a friggin muffler on the car.:bash:

mossy1200
6th July 2009, 17:14
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

This was your chch boy racer comments.

"I don't encourage drifting it up on peoples front lawns or pouring diesel on the road, but a few burnouts in the countryside is harmless. There is no real boy racer problem, it is simply a fictitious "problem" that the media has created because they have nothing better to report. It is the drunk passengers that are causing the problems, not the drivers. When the cop got shot at, it was a drunk idiot passenger, not the driver, so why are we blaming the drivers? Why is no one wanking on about why we need tougher airgun laws? We have much more important things to worry about, such as the huge debt that this country is in, family violence etc, not trivial things such as "boy racers". The real problem has nothing to do with cars, it's those idiot passengers who can't handle their alcohol and it's them that are causing 90% of the trouble such as bottling cars and starting fights. And when you look at the fatal crash statistics the vast majority of fatalities on our roads are caused by the average 40 year old driver who made a fuck up, not boy racers. It's about time the government got its' priorities right and started cracking down on the REALLY dangerous behaviour such as unsafe overtaking, drunk drivers etc."

When your getting it fixed get them to flip the top of you head open and check under the bonnet.

Kiwi Graham
6th July 2009, 17:25
This was your chch boy racer comments.

"I don't encourage drifting it up on peoples front lawns or pouring diesel on the road, but a few burnouts in the countryside is harmless. There is no real boy racer problem, it is simply a fictitious "problem" that the media has created because they have nothing better to report. It is the drunk passengers that are causing the problems, not the drivers. When the cop got shot at, it was a drunk idiot passenger, not the driver, so why are we blaming the drivers? Why is no one wanking on about why we need tougher airgun laws? We have much more important things to worry about, such as the huge debt that this country is in, family violence etc, not trivial things such as "boy racers". The real problem has nothing to do with cars, it's those idiot passengers who can't handle their alcohol and it's them that are causing 90% of the trouble such as bottling cars and starting fights. And when you look a:slap:t the fatal crash statistics the vast majority of fatalities on our roads are caused by the average 40 year old driver who made a fuck up, not boy racers. It's about time the government got its' priorities right and started cracking down on the REALLY dangerous behaviour such as unsafe overtaking, drunk drivers etc."

When your getting it fixed get them to flip the top of you head open and check under the bonnet.


That big whoosh of air passing your ears................was the 'point' of all the replies to this thread! :slap:

mossy1200
6th July 2009, 17:29
That big whoosh of air passing your ears................was the 'point' of all the replies to this thread! :slap:

"There is no real boy racer problem, it is simply a fictitious "problem" that the media has created because they have nothing better to report"

get them to check whats under the bonnet.:spanking:

Kiwi Graham
6th July 2009, 17:41
"There is no real boy racer problem, it is simply a fictitious "problem" that the media has created because they have nothing better to report"

get them to check whats under the bonnet.:spanking:

I dont give a fuck whats under the bonnet?

If its the fault of journalism get the media can come and spell check their asses of west Aucklands roads!

There is pleanty of people getting fukin pissed of with these wankers, the first sign of a wet road at night and there spining around all the roundabouts around here.

one of the neighbours 'placed' a rock through the back window of one of the c**ts a while back and I was pretty close to it last weekend.

mossy1200
6th July 2009, 17:52
I dont give a fuck whats under the bonnet?

If its the fault of journalism get the media can come and spell check their asses of west Aucklands roads!

There is pleanty of people getting fukin pissed of with these wankers, the first sign of a wet road at night and there spining around all the roundabouts around here.

one of the neighbours 'placed' a rock through the back window of one of the c**ts a while back and I was pretty close to it last weekend.

Go a few up and read.I was refering to whats in this boys head.LOL
The quotes are HIS from previous threads.He seems to think there is no boy racer problem in CHCH while he drives his obnoxious pile of shit around that we will not be crying for when it gets crushed.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1129241448#post1129241448

refer "When your getting it fixed get them to flip the top of you head open and check under the bonnet."

Mom
6th July 2009, 17:56
The same is with boot spoilers.... The bigger the spoiler/exhaust, the smaller the.... ?

True? Far out, thanks for that, I will add it to my list of compensatory things :D

cs363
6th July 2009, 18:37
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

So do I, yet mine is well under the legal noise limit even with a complete 3" stainless system (no, it doesn't have a channell tunnel sized exhaust tip, just dual 2" ones).
For what it's worth when we used to rally a Grp A Celica with a full factory TRD exhaust with one rather ineffectual 'silencer' it was still only around 95db.....(and that was noisy!) turbo's actually quieten the exhaust down compared to N/A cars.

toebug
6th July 2009, 18:50
At the end of the day it was the bloody boy racers that cocked it all up for us bikers! Loud bikes save lives and I'm sticking to that.

According to the WOF man last time I had a test my bike was 106db and I managed to baffle it down to 98db. I reckon the tester went beyond 3000 rpm and just took the loudest reading.

But this is all beside the point because boy racers are still COCKS!:bash:

cs363
6th July 2009, 19:22
At the end of the day it was the bloody boy racers that cocked it all up for us bikers! Loud bikes save lives and I'm sticking to that.

According to the WOF man last time I had a test my bike was 106db and I managed to baffle it down to 98db. I reckon the tester went beyond 3000 rpm and just took the loudest reading.

But this is all beside the point because boy racers are still COCKS!:bash:

Agreed, Boy Racers have cocked it up for everyone - bikers and car enthusiasts. Unfortunately for me I've always been keen on bikes and cars (in that order :)) and it really pisses me off seeing these selfish little cocks fuck things up for everyone. That doco the other week on those tossers in Christchurch really got my blood boiling.

NighthawkNZ
6th July 2009, 19:23
My shooting club has just had some sound readings done on the range,

a .308 rifle art the firing point made a reading of 110 db

+++++++++++++

Concorde taking off made 120 db

Those Stebel horn make something like 130db.

The human voice in speaking mode is about 72 db.

108 is a damaging level.


http://www.gcaudio.com/resources/howtos/loudness.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decibel

Mr Merde
7th July 2009, 08:07
http://www.gcaudio.com/resources/howtos/loudness.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decibel


Thanks for the information. Very interesting. I wasnt to far off with my figures but always pleased to be corrected.

Cheers

Chris

skidMark
7th July 2009, 08:20
We could make this easy...

BAN HIM. :woohoo:

marty
7th July 2009, 16:18
i've got a WRC car too...

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/KYO-31363B-lg.jpg

Teflon
7th July 2009, 18:22
I own a group A WRC homologation rally car, rally cars should be noisy.

I agree mate. It's like owning a 8, it needs to be loud

SMOKEU
7th July 2009, 18:45
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

MIXONE
7th July 2009, 18:58
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

Because a harley with a good exhaust sounds real nice where as a mitsi just sounds like a loud 4 cyl.
BTW I drive a fat jappa wagon with a RB25det and it's nice and quiet.200+kw and the rozzas don't even notice me.

PS.Bet you got a blowoff too eh!

mossy1200
7th July 2009, 19:00
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?
harley riders dont ride round in friggin circles all fucking night long.They didnt start the noise shit storm.Boy racers seek attention.Dont tell us about rally cars as they dont seem to need 100+dec to get their cars going well.

toebug
7th July 2009, 19:01
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

Even thought they are hardly ridable, they still have two wheels, boy racers are still the biggest cocks!

skidMark
7th July 2009, 20:00
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

Harleys are loud, but they break down so much that its not annoying...

nosebleed
7th July 2009, 20:16
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

we do :Pokey:

but theres a solidarity here when a common enemy stumbles in - a circling of the wagons, if you like (yes i know you ride - so the comments are aimed at your car rather than you)

imagine if you'd gotten a ticket on your bike for a loud zorst, and posted this on 'Performance Car', what reaction do you expect you'd get?

my money's on pages and pages of anti-bike sentiment.

AllanB
7th July 2009, 20:35
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

We do, you'll find plenty of comments on here bitchin about Harleys with unbaffled pipes - very different from say a set of baffled Screaming Eagle pipes.

108db is hellishly loud on a public street. You'll find the 95db limit for cars (bikes get 100 ;)) is still considered 'loud' by most people and knocking it down at bit wont adversely affect the length of your penis.

Pussy
7th July 2009, 20:38
The boy racers seem to have a bit of trouble differentiating between HAVING a big cock and BEING a big cock.....

scumdog
7th July 2009, 21:54
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

Because we don't whinge about the ticket we got for being too noisy, get our bikes tested and give a reading of 108 decibels or whatever and then bleat on about "how can I get off the ticket" and all the other whinges that 15 year olds post on KB....

So that's how come.

nodrog
7th July 2009, 22:11
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

because they wear tassles on their jackets, at high speed (98kph for a harley) they muffle out the "potato potato" noise.

i suggest you Boi Ricers starts wearing tassles on your wrong way around hats, and on your "im not gay, but i love the way all the boys can see my pimply arse poking out of my pants" jeans, and maybe the poolice will leave you alone.

P.S put some on your fucken out of tune subwoofers too.

Laava
7th July 2009, 22:32
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?

There is a program on Prime at the moment about a self centred youth whinging about how come he can't have or do what he wants. That's you, that is.:angry2:

mossy1200
7th July 2009, 22:46
How come all of you aren't taking the piss out of Harley owners with their loud exhausts?Your not that fag that was on the tele defending the actions of himself and his dork mates are you Smokeu?Pull your pants up they look like cowboy chaps.If they crush your car you can ride brokeback mountainbike style

SMOKEU
7th July 2009, 23:04
So according to your theories, just because a small proportion of young guys with nice cars cause trouble, then Harleys should be banned because a small proportion of Harley owners are gang members.

Disco Dan
7th July 2009, 23:15
So according to your theories, just because a small proportion of young guys with nice cars cause trouble, then Harleys should be banned because a small proportion of Harley owners are gang members.

Woah there.. .nobody said they were "Nice" - I believe the words where more like "POS jap imports" and "family saloons with dustbins welded to the back".

Did you type in KB instead of "hoodacky" ?

Usarka
8th July 2009, 07:55
So according to your theories, just because a small proportion of young guys with nice cars cause trouble, then Harleys should be banned because a small proportion of Harley owners are gang members.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa.

The dislike of gang members has jack all to do with their motorcycles (hint: it's more the violence, dugs, and intimidation).

You guys aren't scary in the slightest, the only reason people hate ya is because of the way you use your ricers....

Usarka
8th July 2009, 08:02
Ricers.....

http://cse.unl.edu/~bkell/ricer.jpg
http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/QWMP8XGR.jpg
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14908&d=1234604989
http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/titan-performance-modifications/16881d1128138337-stillen-supercharger-dyno-graphs-ricer-gauge.jpg

CookMySock
8th July 2009, 08:42
There is a program on Prime at the moment about a self centred youth whinging about how come he can't have or do what he wants. That's you, that is.:angry2:C'mon, thats a bit rough.

We should all do what we want. Just maiming or otherwise interfering with others should not be done. Sure, young people don't think, and they fuck up, sometimes irretrievably.. That's never going to change..

It's time in my life to consider why I am not getting what I want. I've left it really late to do this, and that was stupid. I encourage all young people to make damn sure they get what they want - but just understand there is sometimes a time when you have to consider others, and to know when that time is. I watch my young fella play soccer, and his coach is like "kill! kill! kill! - dont give them an inch!" - it's a little embarrassing actually, but hey he's right.

Go do what you want.

Steve

Patrick
8th July 2009, 11:35
I know this was apparently smokeu's comment, not yours mossy1200..... but I have edited the obvious....


This was your chch boy racer comments.

1.... but a few burnouts in the countryside is harmless.
2....There is no real boy racer problem, it is simply a fictitious "problem" that the media has created because they have nothing better to report.
3....It is the drunk passengers that are causing the problems, not the drivers. When the cop got shot at, it was a drunk idiot passenger, not the driver, so why are we blaming the drivers?
4....Why is no one wanking on about why we need tougher airgun laws?


1. farmers around here have had a guts full. One let rip with a rifle and put two shots into the occupied car doing a burnout.... Harmless? Pfft.
2. What crap. The "lone" cop set on by 300 and the "lone" girly security guard also set upon by hoards. Toughguys....
3. And these passengers got there how? If the drivers aren't going to control their passengers, then what do you expect?
4. because they already have tough laws on airguns..... not on boy racers....

Drogen Omen
8th July 2009, 12:17
$150 fine and no green sticker. If I quieten down the exhaust and prove that it under the legal 95dB limit is there anyway I could be let off the fine?

your first problem is you have a car...

your second one is your asking motor bikers for advice about your noisy car...

now if you were asking about your noisy bike... we might be able to help you...

hahahahahahahahhahahahahha

Drogen Omen
8th July 2009, 12:19
here's my solution... start posting this on every street corner and adds on tv...


BOY RACERS - have I discovered the truth?
________________________________________
Boy Racers – much has been said about these youths, however after much thought I have come to the conclusion that they may all have closet homosexual tendencies – whether they be aware of it or not.

I do not proclaim to be an expert on these matters, indeed I know very little of the homosexuals world other than what I have seen on TV, however I have listened to the occasional Wham song.

I would ask you to consider the following points and welcome your comments:

1. BR’s tend to meet in groups in poorly lit car-parks, street corners etc. Have these areas become the new ‘men’s toilets’?

2. Once more than two BR’s gather in these dark areas they immediately open their bonnets. I believe this opening of the bonnet has a phallic link – they are effectively saying to other BR’s ‘look at me, I’m erect and open to inspection’

3. After a BR opens his bonnet, he is often seen making a display of his buttocks by bending over the engine bay. Low-slung jeans and boxers have become part of the BR dress code to aid the display of butt crack. The displaying of buttocks in this manner is a widely accepted part of the matting ritual in the animal world; in this case they attract additional male BR’s.

4. Large bore exhausts – there’s fairly obvious anal links here with such a large noisy hole being at the rear of the vehicle. Again these are proudly displayed for following BR’s to see.

5. Tinted windows – I have often noticed numerous BR’s getting into a single vehicle. Just what goes on in these cars when the doors are closed?

6. Caps on backwards. WTF is it with this look - it cannot be a fashion statement, as it looks stupid, so I conclude it must be functional. This stumped me for some time until it dawned on me that you could not give a decent blowjob wearing a cap with the peak forward. Reverse the peak and…well…’bobs’ your uncle.

7. Finally, and quite conclusively I believe, if I sit at the lights in my little 1500cc car next to a BR and start to rev up my engine they usually respond by giving me a ‘wanking’ type of sign with their hands. Now I understand that despite being considerably older than the average BR, I am an attractive example of maleness – obviously these young BR’s think so as they make their desires to preform a lewd act on me clear with their gesturing.

Swoop
8th July 2009, 12:36
i suggest you Boi Ricers starts wearing tassles on your wrong way around hats, and on your "im not gay, but i love the way all the boys can see my pimply arse poking out of my pants" jeans...
The lowered pants is a gay signal to "please come here and rodger my pimply botty untill I bleed" I am led to believe.

As for the hat idea... Does this mean that Aussie akubra hats with corks hanging off of little strings, are really H.D. merchandise?:eek5:

Rayray401
8th July 2009, 12:41
Lol...i think theres a reason they would draw the line at 100 db....not 108..

marty
8th July 2009, 14:00
bet it's not THIS loud. Volume on 11 for this one :)

But I'm sure the Saab is faster...

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avgas
8th July 2009, 14:04
bet it's not THIS loud. Volume on 11 for this one :)
But I'm sure the Saab is faster...
Yep all 39 hp of it

avgas
8th July 2009, 14:19
I know this was apparently smokeu's comment, not yours mossy1200..... but I have edited the obvious....
1. farmers around here have had a guts full. One let rip with a rifle and put two shots into the occupied car doing a burnout.... Harmless? Pfft.

Errr something you said here rang bells for me.
Those aren't farmers - they are grumpy old people. Or people who want some "perfect living lifestyle".

I should know - i grew up on farms. And i had complaints from said "Farming Neighbors" about my 79 Chevanne basher. They were from the 'burbs' so they didn't know any better.
Yes it was loud, but tough titties - they (if they are real farmers) are over 400m away at least. At that distance it is the same as a Toyota Prius going to up their gravel driveway at the lowest speed.
I atleast kept respectable times when i started my vehicle.......but you didn't see me complain when i heard their fucked Massey fire into life at 4am. Or their bloody calving paddocks away from their house and near ours......

Farmers who complain about noise need a case of HTFU or they need to find a way to deal with it. No one is going to drive 50km to go do some skids. Shit half the real farmers i know used to do a few skids in their days.

avgas
8th July 2009, 14:21
Lol...i think theres a reason they would draw the line at 100 db....not 108..
Substantially louder.
A lot of diesel vehicles now currently sit around the 100db mark. From recall the standard XR6 turbo was 104db with standard exhaust. You have to remember that this is recording ALL SOUNDS, not just the ones you hear.

SMOKEU
8th July 2009, 14:53
I have also heard that a completely standard NZ new XR6 Turbo is louder than 95dB.

skidMark
8th July 2009, 17:20
bet it's not THIS loud. Volume on 11 for this one :)

But I'm sure the Saab is faster...




god that sounds nice....

to clarify not just loud... niceee

skidMark
8th July 2009, 17:24
I have also heard that a completely standard NZ new XR6 Turbo is louder than 95dB.


Yeah... at high revs i would imagine...

Teflon
8th July 2009, 17:47
Ricers.....




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Patrick
9th July 2009, 11:42
Errr something you said here rang bells for me.
Those aren't farmers - they are grumpy old people. Or people who want some "perfect living lifestyle".

...... or they need to find a way to deal with it. No one is going to drive 50km to go do some skids. Shit half the real farmers i know used to do a few skids in their days.

Right on both counts. He found a way though..... and he has landed in court for it. I wonder if the jury will be sympathetic. I wouldn't be surprised if they were on this one....

skidMark
9th July 2009, 22:49
cutom mufflers


bwahahah WANT :2thumbsup

barty5
10th July 2009, 00:00
a loud bike can be appreciated becase its a decent noise...

but who wants to hear a 1.3 litre honda civic with a big bore...

Funny cause two weeks ago you where going to turbo a land crab

skidMark
14th July 2009, 20:34
Funny cause two weeks ago you where going to turbo a land crab


B18C turbo sure as shit aint a 1.3 civic...

and i wasnt going to have a silly loud exhaust on it, nor did i imply that it would...

fuck off to your empty garage looking at where your bike sat before it got stolen. wanker.

barty5
14th July 2009, 22:19
B18C turbo sure as shit aint a 1.3 civic...

and i wasnt going to have a silly loud exhaust on it, nor did i imply that it would...

fuck off to your empty garage looking at where your bike sat before it got stolen. wanker.

insurance bro my bikes are fine.