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SixPackBack
8th July 2009, 07:38
Who watched the documentary on one last night?.........close up of surgery on a young ladies labia:eek5:..............had me squirming in my seat. The Doctor cut a sizable portion from her lips all in the name of fashion......it looked extremely painful. When she came to get the stitches out her pussy it looked like a mince pack from foodtown.
The documentary had me scratching my head, with the exception of one image of a grossly misshapen labia, all of the women looked normal.
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?

hayd3n
8th July 2009, 07:45
they are afraid when a male goes down town, that he dosent want to eat a taco

NDORFN
8th July 2009, 07:50
Who watched the documentary on one last night?.........close up of surgery on a young ladies labia:eek5:..............had me squirming in my seat. The Doctor cut a sizable portion from her lips all in the name of fashion......it looked extremely painful. When she came to get the stitches out her pussy it looked like a mince pack from foodtown.
The documentary had me scratching my head, with the exception of one image of a grossly misshapen labia, all of the women looked normal.
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?



Idiots huh? Personally, I'm more about aroma than visual aesthtetics. I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.

Mom
8th July 2009, 07:53
If you were squirming in your seat, imagine what I might have been doing. I actually walked in on a nice shot of what had been cut off :puke: I kept right on walking through the lounge.

CookMySock
8th July 2009, 08:04
6 months down the track it would have looked spiffing. Nothing quite like a taut breathlessly-smooth little twot. Mmmm, I could work one of them all day. Line starts over there... :yes:

edit: ok, two.

Steve

Trudes
8th July 2009, 08:06
I thought you said you were squirting in your seat!! ;)

Anyway, I can't see the need, I'm pretty sure mine's fine and there's only two people apart from myself that see it on a regular basis, and I don't think either of them really give a shit what it looks like either. Now if I was a porn star or a Penthouse model and my flaps were looking a little worse for wear then maybe and I could claim it as a business expense or something.... but they'd have to be pretty 'fucked' for that even I reckon.

kiwifruit
8th July 2009, 08:17
Yeah, i'm happy with mine too.

Mully
8th July 2009, 08:46
What channel was that on? I'm quite glad I missed it by the sounds of things.

Was it an op to get the sand out?

Stirts
8th July 2009, 11:03
I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.

Yeah cos we whip our fanny flaps out and show each other all the time to see who has the hottest lips. Although in the programme that is exactly what happens :crazy:

Lisa Rogers was hilarious and farken courageous when she found herself having a conversation with her 'froufrou', in front of a sex therapist and co!

As she said.....
"I don't want to come out of this as some militant man-hater, in fact I really don't think men are the problem. It's consumer society's use of the perfect image to sell us everything.
"If your boobs are perky and big you'll be happy, if your hair is long and blonde you'll be cool, if your vulva is small and pink you'll be attractive." It's the ultimate sales pitch - complete bullshit, but as a society, we've fallen for it. Stupid us"!!!

I am STILL larfing my arse off though. I especially enjoyed the look of the news readers face when he said "Back with more news after The Perfect Vagina" :lol:

Beemer
8th July 2009, 11:05
Thankfully we had friends around for dinner so I didn't get to watch it! I can't understand the desire to mess around with your bits - honestly, I doubt many guys would be shagging a woman and suddenly stop and go "oh my god, your fanny is really ugly/baggy/etc". And trust me, any man who did, would probably deserve a kick in the balls!

Even though I wouldn't do it myself, I can understand getting your boobs made bigger or your long nose tweaked, but unnecessary surgery down there? Thanks, but no thanks!

Naki Rat
8th July 2009, 11:07
A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don't tell anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem."

The doctor agrees and gives her the operation.

The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses delivered.

She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell anyone. Who sent me these roses?"

The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you for his new ears!"

Goblin
8th July 2009, 11:08
Idiots huh? Personally, I'm more about aroma than visual aesthtetics. I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.
The young lady in the doco had had men ridicule her labia. So she was not trying to "compete" with other women. Idiot!:bash:
Now last week was the Perfect Penis...talk about competing! You blokes can keep ya competition.

Blackshear
8th July 2009, 11:23
I think I unfortunately managed to watch about 2 second of it before my head blew up, and a bone fragment changed the channel.

oldrider
8th July 2009, 11:28
All I could think of was OUCH! :eek:

Crazy women, as long as they work who cares what they look like!

Did you notice the blond with a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh?

She said if you put your ear to it, you could smell the sea!! :yes:

SpankMe
8th July 2009, 11:31
Who watched the documentary on one last night?.

Was it on a SKY doco channel?

MadDuck
8th July 2009, 11:34
Did you notice the blond with a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh?

She said if you put your ear to it, you could smell the sea!! :yes:

Maybe shows the dimness of those on the programme. I watched it and quite frankly thought it was pitiful that women would want to go there.

oldrider
8th July 2009, 11:37
Yeah, i'm happy with mine too.

Hey c,mon, relax, we are all happy with your's! :lol: :woohoo: sorry just couldn't resist that.

Goblin
8th July 2009, 11:41
Yeah cos we whip our fanny flaps out and show each other all the time to see who has the hottest lips. Although in the programme that is exactly what happens :crazy:Then there was that poor woman whose man had left her and told her no one would want her big ugly fanny wot looks like the Mersey Tunnel. When she saw it as a sculpture she was happy with it.

The doco makers got it wrong calling it the Parfect Vagina too. I didn't see any vaginas, only vulvas.

idb
8th July 2009, 12:13
......I didn't see any vaginas, only vulvas.

Bloody horrible foreign cars!
I was watching Outrageous Fortune at the time...I only saw falcons and kingswoods.

Goblin
8th July 2009, 12:25
Bloody horrible foreign cars!
I was watching Outrageous Fortune at the time...I only saw falcons and kingswoods.Bloody boguns!

Old mate of mine used to have a white Volvo with red/faded to pink interior.:crazy: Called it the Vulva.

Owl
8th July 2009, 12:25
Can't imagine why any chick would do that??? There's nothing better than a twat that looks like a grenade has gone off inside it!:yes:

Oakie
8th July 2009, 12:26
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?

Almost exclusively on that doco, because other people told them their bits weren't right. My initial thought about the first woman who did it because of her sister's teasing was "Don't change yourself, change your sister".

As I told Mrs Oakie afterwards "It's not the aparatus that matters, it's the person attached to it".

CookMySock
8th July 2009, 12:38
Sounds to me the program was more about fixing wrecked self-esteems, than wrecked bodies.

Hacking body parts around for visual improvement/entertainment is like smoking dope. It's good fun, but it wont fix anything that's broken.

Having said that, getting the snip was a good investment though. That makes things much better.

Steve

NDORFN
8th July 2009, 12:39
I don't believe for one second that the primary motive for doing it was because someone had put them down. It's a cop-out. Generally people who get plastic surgery have subscribed to the idea as a result of what media they expose themselves to (womens magazines are the major culprits) long before anyone else had passed comment. The woman who claimed she did it because of a comment her ex made... come on... she would've made it abundantly clear what her insecurities were throughout the course of thier relationship (as women do eg. "Does my ass look big in this?"), and when they split, he hit her in her weak spot. Personally, if I was a woman, I couldn't justify spending vast amounts of money on making myself look better unless I was charging people to look at me.

Indiana_Jones
8th July 2009, 12:43
Unless you needed surgery down there, why get it?

It's perfectly beautiful as it is :love:

-Indy

Cheshire Cat
8th July 2009, 12:50
I think I unfortunately managed to watch about 2 second of it before my head blew up, and a bone fragment changed the channel.

Hang like sleeve of wizard

CookMySock
8th July 2009, 12:51
I don't believe for one second that the primary motive for doing it was because someone had put them down. It's a cop-out. Generally people who get plastic surgery have subscribed to the idea as a result of what media they expose themselves to (womens magazines are the major culprits) long before anyone else had passed comment. The woman who claimed she did it because of a comment her ex made... come on... she would've made it abundantly clear what her insecurities were throughout the course of thier relationship (as women do eg. "Does my ass look big in this?"), and when they split, he hit her in her weak spot. Personally, if I was a woman, I couldn't justify spending vast amounts of money on making myself look better unless I was charging people to look at me.Yeah but you're a bloke.

Maybe you haven't been exposed to women with badly wrecked self-esteems, but I have, and I can assure you that any such comment, even made in jest, can result in extreme and expensive remedial action being taken, along with the joy that the problem is now fixed, followed by the tragic realisation that it has not - the circle repeats.

Yes it's a tragedy, and mostly men carry the can for this, even if it was her mother that did 90% of the harm.

I made fun of the original post, on account its about twots and such, but it seems that television, in it's usual style, is more about continuing to erode womens self-esteem rather than what they purport to do - inform.

I really feel for women. They try to be pretty tough, but they aren't really. Men cope with this type of ridiculing a lot better than women - they bounce back tougher, but women bounce back angrier, and thats often all that achieves. Maybe men aren't that tough either. :angry:

This is also the main reason why I refuse to watch television. The fucking media has always got some angle to apply, which leaves someone feeling violated or angry. Turn the telly off, I say.

Steve

"D" FZ1
8th July 2009, 13:01
Was it on a SKY doco channel?

Na. It was on TV One.

shafty
8th July 2009, 13:12
Then there was the bird whose pussy looked like a Bulldog eating custard - AND it could lick it's own lips

Curious_AJ
8th July 2009, 13:13
well, i didnt see this but looks like it was rather interesting whatever the case.

I reckon that if it's uncomfortable, then change it if you want. if not, then leave it alone! unnecessary anaesthetics and surgery do more harm than good! and that's a fact.

Oakie
8th July 2009, 13:38
What about the woman who thought her's looked like a cauliflower! God, if I ever grow a cauliflower that looks like a lady's front-bum I'll burn my garden fork. A loose leafed lettuce I could understand ... but a cauliflower!?

mynameis
8th July 2009, 13:47
A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don't tell anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem."

The doctor agrees and gives her the operation.

The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses delivered.

She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell anyone. Who sent me these roses?"

The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you for his new ears!"

You'd f**k his ears wouldn't you :lol:

Forest
8th July 2009, 13:51
A young woman goes in to see a gynecologist for her yearly checkup.

The doctor bends over to look between her legs and says "Good Lord! You really do have a large vagina. Good Lord! You really do have a large vagina."

"Ok, ok" says the young woman in an embarrassed voice "There's no need to repeat yourself".

"I didn't" says the doctor "That was the echo".

mynameis
8th July 2009, 13:51
well, i didnt see this but looks like it was rather interesting whatever the case.

I reckon that if it's uncomfortable, then change it if you want. if not, then leave it alone! unnecessary anaesthetics and surgery do more harm than good! and that's a fact.

Welcome back to the site :D

Fatt Max
8th July 2009, 13:54
I taped it but my VHS recorder chewed the tape up....must have been one c**t of a programme...!

marty
8th July 2009, 14:55
I see it's not available on TVNZ on line viewing.

Hitcher
8th July 2009, 15:02
There was a young woman named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out again too!"

Laxi
8th July 2009, 15:06
they are afraid when a male goes down town, that he dosent want to eat a taco

ghhhhhhh taco!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=2249&pictureid=27564

Goblin
8th July 2009, 15:49
... The woman who claimed she did it because of a comment her ex made... come on... she would've made it abundantly clear what her insecurities were throughout the course of thier relationship (as women do eg. "Does my ass look big in this?"), and when they split, he hit her in her weak spot.No, she didn't go through with surgery because the presenter, Lisa Rogers, convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it, she realised there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.
It was her ex's comment that made her doubt herself. Nothing to do with her arse! FFS!

You clearly must be single.

MIXONE
8th July 2009, 15:56
If you are going to renovate a house to sell it why start in the basement?

Beemer
8th July 2009, 16:10
well, i didnt see this but looks like it was rather interesting whatever the case.

I reckon that if it's uncomfortable, then change it if you want. if not, then leave it alone! unnecessary anaesthetics and surgery do more harm than good! and that's a fact.

Same here, didn't see it but can't understand why anyone would want to do it. If the bits were causing physical discomfort (as really big boobs can - or so I've been told, don't have that problem myself!) then I can understand why you'd want surgery to reduce their size or whatever, but if it's just to make it *look* better, that's sad. I know men may have a different opinioin, but it's not something women look at and think "now, THAT'S pretty!" It's a functional part of your body, not one that needs sprucing up or altering! If it works, leave the bloody thing along I reckon!

jrandom
8th July 2009, 16:22
I scratch my head in befuddlement at what makes women think that men rate vulvas for 'attractiveness'.

I've never met a man who thinks that way. I certainly don't. Pretty much every other part of the body, yes, but the genitals themselves? WTF?

So I assume that the women having surgery in the doco were already in perfect physical condition, and this was just the final touch?

Or were they kinda flabby and 'orrid?

Cosmetic surgery on the labia of the average Kiwi chick strikes me as akin to polishing the bumper chrome on a car with a rusted-out chassis.

Ah well. One way or the other, more insecure women means more easy shags for the dudes that need it. It's not all bad.

tri boy
8th July 2009, 16:35
Reminds me of a wee ditty.(pick a tune).

"Oh, the twat's a magnificent creature
all matted and covered in hair.
It looks like the face of a preacher,
and smells like the arse of a bear.":dodge:

Goblin
8th July 2009, 16:48
I scratch my head in befuddlement at what makes women think that men rate vulvas for 'attractiveness'.

I've never met a man who thinks that way. I certainly don't. Pretty much every other part of the body, yes, but the genitals themselves? WTF?

So I assume that the women having surgery in the doco were already in perfect physical condition, and this was just the final touch?

Or were they kinda flabby and 'orrid?

Cosmetic surgery on the labia of the average Kiwi chick strikes me as akin to polishing the bumper chrome on a car with a rusted-out chassis.

Ah well. One way or the other, more insecure women means more easy shags for the dudes that need it. It's not all bad.This is exactly what the lovely Lisa set out to find out. (this was in the UK tho) She asked a bunch of her male friends what they thought of the looks of womens 'orchids' and they all said it didn't matter as it's the person they're attracted to, not their bits. But she then asked a couple of painters their view and one said if he got down there and didn't like what he saw, he'd tell her basically "thanks but no thanks...that's some big beef curtains you got there!" This guy liked em bald and small...like a pre-pubecent girl, which is sick!:sick:

There was nothing wrong with any of the women and none of them were ugly. Some refered to the porn industry, saying they compared themselves to porn bags.

Then there was the dude who wouldnt marry a girl if she wasn't a virgin...but he wasn't. Muslim girls/women have the added pressure of strict religious beliefs that women have to bleed the first time or they're not virgin. This girl went to Drs for hymen replacement surgery for fear of disgracing her family.

I think genital peircing is barbaric, let alone chopping bits off! :crazy:

Skyryder
8th July 2009, 16:48
The Perfect Vagina is the one that you are in.:Oops:



Skyryder

oldrider
8th July 2009, 16:56
I scratch my head in befuddlement at what makes women think that men rate vulvas for 'attractiveness'.

I've never met a man who thinks that way. I certainly don't. Pretty much every other part of the body, yes, but the genitals themselves? WTF?

So I assume that the women having surgery in the doco were already in perfect physical condition, and this was just the final touch?

Or were they kinda flabby and 'orrid?

Cosmetic surgery on the labia of the average Kiwi chick strikes me as akin to polishing the bumper chrome on a car with a rusted-out chassis.

Ah well. One way or the other, more insecure women means more easy shags for the dudes that need it. It's not all bad.

Let me introduce myself jrandom!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I could hold them and look at them all bloody day and all bloody night! :yes:

To each their own I guess. :shifty:

YellowDog
8th July 2009, 16:56
Saw this program in the UK a couple of years back.

Not what I call entertainent.

I'm not sure how it really matters much in the dark.

enigma51
8th July 2009, 17:04
Who watched the documentary on one last night?.........close up of surgery on a young ladies labia:eek5:..............had me squirming in my seat. The Doctor cut a sizable portion from her lips all in the name of fashion......it looked extremely painful. When she came to get the stitches out her pussy it looked like a mince pack from foodtown.
The documentary had me scratching my head, with the exception of one image of a grossly misshapen labia, all of the women looked normal.
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?



when my big penis has been there it needs some sugery to tighten it back up

Elysium
8th July 2009, 17:08
Now last week was the Perfect Penis...talk about competing! You blokes can keep ya competition.

You women just can't resist a perect penis.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5233951195083765527&q=penis

Credit to BuFfy who posted this years ago.

SixPackBack
8th July 2009, 17:16
when my big penis has been there it needs some sugery to tighten it back up

Bastard.

You sure made a mess of my missus:crybaby:

The Stranger
8th July 2009, 17:40
Then there was the dude who wouldnt marry a girl if she wasn't a virgin...but he wasn't.

I don't see your point here. Surely no woman is going to be at all swayed by this comment.
Just marry somone else for gods sake - or was he like sixpack and truely gods gift to women?

The Stranger
8th July 2009, 17:42
when my big penis has been there it needs some sugery to tighten it back up

Yeah, I been hearing rumours about this thing too.

NDORFN
8th July 2009, 17:44
Yeah but you're a bloke.

Maybe you haven't been exposed to women with badly wrecked self-esteems, but I have, and I can assure you that any such comment, even made in jest, can result in extreme and expensive remedial action being taken, along with the joy that the problem is now fixed, followed by the tragic realisation that it has not - the circle repeats.

Yes it's a tragedy, and mostly men carry the can for this, even if it was her mother that did 90% of the harm.

I made fun of the original post, on account its about twots and such, but it seems that television, in it's usual style, is more about continuing to erode womens self-esteem rather than what they purport to do - inform.

I really feel for women. They try to be pretty tough, but they aren't really. Men cope with this type of ridiculing a lot better than women - they bounce back tougher, but women bounce back angrier, and thats often all that achieves. Maybe men aren't that tough either. :angry:

This is also the main reason why I refuse to watch television. The fucking media has always got some angle to apply, which leaves someone feeling violated or angry. Turn the telly off, I say.

Steve

Whatever gets you laid dude. I do have to agree with your sentiments on television. I too don't watch. Nor do I listen to radio, or subscribe to any form of media that is commercially driven.

Goblin
8th July 2009, 18:14
I don't see your point here. Surely no woman is going to be at all swayed by this comment.
Just marry somone else for gods sake - or was he like sixpack and truely gods gift to women?My point is the double standard that she should be a virgin but he can go and root everything he can put his dick into.

God's gift to any woman is a man that'll love her for who she is and not what the media dictates she should look like.

awayatc
8th July 2009, 18:25
Vaginal operation?......

Sounds like a cunt of a thing ......:yes:

crazyhorse
8th July 2009, 18:30
This was a morning tea topic at work today - what are people gonna do next!

Totally amazing - kinda glad I didn't see it, and who really cares:bash:

Skyryder
8th July 2009, 19:25
Vaginal operation?......

Sounds like a cunt of a thing ......:yes:

It's just a little 'prick.' Wont hurt a bit.



Skyryder

Brownstoo
8th July 2009, 19:49
Yeah but you're a bloke.
Maybe you haven't been exposed to women with badly wrecked self-esteems, but I have, and I can assure you that any such comment, even made in jest, can result in extreme and expensive remedial action being taken, along with the joy that the problem is now fixed, followed by the tragic realisation that it has not - the circle repeats.

Yes it's a tragedy, and mostly men carry the can for this, even if it was her mother that did 90% of the harm.

I made fun of the original post, on account its about twots and such, but it seems that television, in it's usual style, is more about continuing to erode womens self-esteem rather than what they purport to do - inform.

I really feel for women. They try to be pretty tough, but they aren't really. Men cope with this type of ridiculing a lot better than women - they bounce back tougher, but women bounce back angrier, and thats often all that achieves. Maybe men aren't that tough either. :angry:

This is also the main reason why I refuse to watch television. The fucking media has always got some angle to apply, which leaves someone feeling violated or angry. Turn the telly off, I say.
Steve

I blame the feminists! They made bitches want to be just like blokes, but it turns out they can't handle the jandal.

Gareth51
8th July 2009, 19:52
If I was to be the sculptresses assistant I would never turn up late for work

Goblin
8th July 2009, 19:55
If I was to be the sculptresses assistant I would never turn up late for workHah! It was a bloke. New employment opportunity for ya eh. ;)

SixPackBack
8th July 2009, 19:57
If I was to be the sculptresses assistant I would never turn up late for work

Notice how he not only moved the moulding compound back and forth several times like he was strokin' his pet Labrador, but also managed a couple of gentle pats.
Bet one of those bitches gave him a shag:eek5:

doc
8th July 2009, 19:58
This was on tv and I missed it. :crybaby:

Bet they will have one next on how to make your hand feel like one of those things.;) I've heard about them

t3mp0r4ry nzr
8th July 2009, 19:58
a bit of extra skin just adds to the charactor and makes natures play ground even more fun :woohoo:

Winston001
8th July 2009, 19:58
http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

jrandom
8th July 2009, 20:25
http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

The record sits at a mere 14kg?

We males have that well beat.

<img src="http://pondosinatra.com/db5/00411/pondosinatra.com/_uimages/viagra.jpg"/>

Genestho
8th July 2009, 20:30
..... convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it....

Now, I clearly did not watch this ...erm...a sculpture of...what are we talking about?

rosie631
8th July 2009, 20:31
No, she didn't go through with surgery because the presenter, Lisa Rogers, convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it, she realised there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.
It was her ex's comment that made her doubt herself. Nothing to do with her arse! FFS!

You clearly must be single.

Didn't see the doco. But why didn't she just look in the mirror i wonder??

Genestho
8th July 2009, 20:32
The record sits at a mere 14kg?

We males have that well beat.


Holy Heck!!! Blimey! That's talented!

rosie631
8th July 2009, 20:38
In the course of my job I spend most days looking at mens or womens bits. No, I'm not a gynaecologist OR a prostitute. But anyway, seems to me there is a big variation in mens but most womens look pretty much the same.

ynot slow
8th July 2009, 20:57
People have the lights on now?Shit didn't realise they looked like wallpaper all those moulds.Can't say I've seen an ugly cunt,just think what Helen Clarkes' looked like,has to be better than her face surely.

Goblin
8th July 2009, 21:00
Now, I clearly did not watch this ...erm...a sculpture of...what are we talking about?An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.:shifty:

shafty
8th July 2009, 21:02
People have the lights on now?Shit didn't realise they looked like wallpaper all those moulds.Can't say I've seen an ugly cunt,just think what Helen Clarkes' looked like,has to be better than her face surely.

Haven't ya got any mirrors there Dude? LOL (Couldn't resist)

Genestho
8th July 2009, 21:12
An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.:shifty:

:eek5: O.I.C

Mom
8th July 2009, 21:12
This was on tv and I missed it. :crybaby:

I saw all of 30 seconds of it, that was enough for this gal.

Sad eh? About the only plastic surgery I would have considered would have been for my kids. If any of them had jug handles (no, not excess vulva flaps, I read that joke) I would have happily paid to have them pinned back.


An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.:shifty:

Art. Hmmmmmm. Interesting.... Coffee table discussion item....:yes:

Imagine a calendar....:gob:

Hinny
8th July 2009, 21:24
A friend of ours was talking about going to her gynacologist.
She said he must have looked at hers and thought "that is the ugliest fanny I have ever seen"
She wouldn't let me give an opinion.
I laughed anyway.

scumdog
8th July 2009, 21:25
An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.:shifty:

They already are art:yes:

Oscar
8th July 2009, 21:27
I wonder, if before the surgery, the Doctor numbed the area...























































































.....num, num, num....

davebullet
8th July 2009, 21:29
I've always thought the bigger the Volvo, the better.

kit
8th July 2009, 21:37
OH my god.....it just makes ya wanna cross your legs!!!! bad enough giving birth...why would you want to do that!!!:nono:

skidMark
8th July 2009, 21:44
If you were squirming in your seat, imagine what I might have been doing. I actually walked in on a nice shot of what had been cut off :puke: I kept right on walking through the lounge.


Admit it... maha had his hand on it didn't he...

ynot slow
8th July 2009, 22:08
Theres no ugly fannies----






But heaps of ugly cunts,not Shafty can't bling ya touche'.

Pixie
9th July 2009, 10:06
There was little vaginal surgery on this program it was mainly vulval

Hinny
9th July 2009, 11:51
They already are art:yes:

I'm thinking - Green lipped mussels.
um... Yum

007XX
9th July 2009, 12:34
As usual, I personally reckon "each to their own", but in the case of a perfectly fine vulva being reconstructed solely because of a perceived "ugliness", yes, it is sad, but it is the owner's privilege to do whatever they bloody like with their bits. And if it makes them feel better and puts an end to their paranoia, then all good as far as I'm concerned.

However, if it is only the beginning of a long series of cosmetic procedures fuelled by a twisted perception of beauty, then yes, it is disturbing. But is it really anyone's place to say anything about it?

Personally, I'm still happy with my bits after two kids :2thumbsup Go the pink Taco Stand!!!

SixPackBack
9th July 2009, 12:39
As usual, I personally reckon "each to their own", but in the case of a perfectly fine vulva being reconstructed solely because of a perceived "ugliness", yes, it is sad, but it is the owner's privilege to do whatever they bloody like with their bits. And if it makes them feel better and puts an end to their paranoia, then all good as far as I'm concerned.

However, if it is only the beginning of a long series of cosmetic procedures fuelled by a twisted perception of beauty, then yes, it is disturbing. But is it really anyone's place to say anything about it?

Personally, I'm still happy with my bits after two kids :2thumbsup Go the pink Taco Stand!!!

..........Giz a look:2thumbsup

Mr Merde
9th July 2009, 12:40
QUOTE]

..........Giz a look:2thumbsup[/QUOTE]

Purely in ther interest of scientific research, I hope?

SixPackBack
9th July 2009, 12:50
QUOTE]

..........Giz a look:2thumbsup

Purely in ther interest of scientific research, I hope?[/QUOTE]

Absolutley. In fact a point scoring system could be developed for the KB women and their labia's.......
Below 5 and its off to the chop shop, 5 and above and your good to go, 10's get to spend the night with KB's sexiest [me of course].
It's a tough job lad's but I'm willing to take one for the team.
;)

MadDuck
9th July 2009, 13:34
10's get to spend the night with KB's sexiest [me of course].

I bet the women folk of KB will just be clambering over each other to help you with your wee experiment :whistle:

awayatc
9th July 2009, 13:37
only the ones paralised from the neck up.....:yes:

SixPackBack
9th July 2009, 13:45
I bet the women folk of KB will just be clambering over each other to help you with your wee experiment :whistle:

............And who would blame them:2thumbsup

ManDownUnder
9th July 2009, 13:58
Absolutley. In fact a point scoring system could be developed for the KB women and their labia's.......
Below 5 and its off to the chop shop, 5 and above and your good to go, 10's get to spend the night with KB's sexiest [me of course].
It's a tough job lad's but I'm willing to take one for the team.
;)

Take one in the face ya reckon...? Do I dare go for the "convenient height" joke??

Mr Merde
9th July 2009, 14:00
..Do I dare go for the "convenient height" joke??

You arent telling us the SixPackBack is only knee high to a ............?

SixPackBack
9th July 2009, 14:05
You arent telling us the SixPackBack is only knee high to a ............?

.............Short?..............well proportioned, like a drovers dog, all cock and ribs!

Forest
9th July 2009, 14:14
Theres no ugly fannies----






But heaps of ugly cunts,not Shafty can't bling ya touche'.


http://www.lolclits.com/

This site is, of course, NSFW.

klingon
9th July 2009, 15:00
Wow! I'm really glad I didn't see that programme. Would likely have given me nightmares! :eek5:

I must have led a sheltered life because I didn't even know some women weren't satisfied with their bits. So far I've been perfectly happy with mine. It does all the jobs I want it to do - both the 'fun' and the 'functional' - so I'm not about to change it.

Did the doco mention undesirable outcomes of surgery? I would imagine that the resulting scar tissue would both reduce sensation and change the 'texture'... a huge risk to take for a purely visual improvement.

At least these women were undergoing surgery willingly. I have met women who have suffered from female genital mutilation (mistakenly called 'female circumcision' although it bears little resemblance to male circumcision). Makes me very glad to have been born in a country where that doesn't happen. :pinch:

Gareth51
9th July 2009, 19:11
It doesn't mater how good it looks , more important is how it works

NDORFN
9th July 2009, 21:14
In the course of my job I spend most days looking at mens or womens bits. No, I'm not a gynaecologist OR a prostitute. But anyway, seems to me there is a big variation in mens but most womens look pretty much the same.

As an avid porn viewer, I suggest you are mistaken.

rosie631
9th July 2009, 21:16
As an avid porn viewer, I suggest you are mistaken.

Must be looking from a different perspective i guess.

oldrider
9th July 2009, 23:11
Must be looking from a different perspective i guess.

Try looking at from my perspective! :shifty:

It is far better to give than receive, so much to give, so little time! :weep:

kunoichi
9th July 2009, 23:35
ladies, i believe the sexiest thing a woman can have is confidence! And personally i reckon everything is ugly down there (both male and female forms), so the most important thing is how it FEELS!! if u can make a guy rock hard just by having him look at u, who cares!! And i can't believe woman jsut sit there, look and discuss!! It's nt that big a deal! give it a wash and have some fun! I havnt' seen anything that i wouldn't go lick off, in either sex. The hottest thing is wen a girl knows she looks fantastic at ANY angle, from ANY point of view, it makes her focus more on the pleasure, which makes the entire thing hotter! And girls, if a guy likes his a certain way, he's entitled to his opinion (as much as u like/dislike his snailtrail, hairy butt, hairy chest, length or width of the cock). Just let it run off u like water on a ducks back.

gammaguy
10th July 2009, 00:05
I thought you said you were squirting in your seat!! ;)

Anyway, I can't see the need, I'm pretty sure mine's fine and there's only two people apart from myself that see it on a regular basis, and I don't think either of them really give a shit what it looks like either. Now if I was a porn star or a Penthouse model and my flaps were looking a little worse for wear then maybe and I could claim it as a business expense or something.... but they'd have to be pretty 'fucked' for that even I reckon.


adds a new dimension to the saying"paying lip service"......:whistle:

CookMySock
10th July 2009, 07:58
ladies, i believe the sexiest thing a woman can have is confidence! [....] Just let it [negative comments] run off u like water on a ducks back.Good advice, but tragically, it is near-impossible to follow for many women whose self-esteem is down past a certain point.

Steve

oldrider
10th July 2009, 13:56
Personally, I'm still happy with my bits after two kids :2thumbsup

Ahhemm, should you ever need a second opinion....:rolleyes:

:Offtopic: Shshhhh, so how's the family thing going? :niceone: you have been quiet on here! Must be keeping you busy. :shifty:

awayatc
10th July 2009, 18:13
Loose lips sink ships......:msn-wink:

Hinny
11th July 2009, 09:37
Cheeky monkey.

Owl
11th July 2009, 09:50
Must be looking from a different perspective i guess.

I think so Rosie, I mean we really look!:msn-wink:

ynot slow
11th July 2009, 09:53
Cheeky monkey.

Can almost see it's teeth (or gums),sure has a ring of confidence.

007XX
13th July 2009, 10:16
:Offtopic: Shshhhh, so how's the family thing going? :niceone: you have been quiet on here! Must be keeping you busy. :shifty:

Been bloody good actually thanks. But yes, my little angel is a lot of fascination and cuteness all rolled into one gorgeous wee bundle. She does seem more interesting than a lot of things these days.


.............Short?..............well proportioned, like a drovers dog, all cock and ribs!

:rofl: :clap: I really should ask your lovely wife if that's true next time I see her, just to see the look on your face!

Of course, as lovely as she is, she probably would stand by you and lie to defend her man...

*Ok, I think I should go and hide now*

Hinny
13th July 2009, 20:17
:rofl: :clap: I really should ask your lovely wife if that's true next time I see her, just to see the look on your face!

Of course, as lovely as she is, she probably would stand by you and lie to defend her man...

*Ok, I think I should go and hide now*

Cheeky monkey.

007XX
14th July 2009, 11:30
Cheeky monkey.


http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5016/cheekymonkey0wg.jpg