Gwen Stefani - Hot or Not?

[The Stranger]

Ok, let's settle an argument over in the hot women of rock thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=81762&page=13)

So is she hot or not

[Cheshire Cat]

Yes she is.:2thumbsup

[Dirty_Harri]

Ok, let's settle an argument over in the hot women of rock thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=81762&page=13)

So is she hot or not

How is she not?

[Mikkel]

No!

But alas, I can't vote (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=102924) - and neither can the Stranger.


How is she not?

In oh so many ways.

[The Stranger]

How is she not?

Dunno, you'll have to ask some blind bastard called Mikkel.

[jrandom]

Man, I'd hit it.

All y'all saying you wouldn't would change your tune quick smart given the actual opportunity to, I reckon.

[jrandom]

How can this thread even be necessary?

<img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/2zqd4yw.jpg"/>

[Mikkel]

So far Not is leading with 19 backers who would never vote for a poll.

And I never said I wouldn't hit it - if I was single and there wasn't anything else around... But as far as hot rock chicks go, she just doesn't register!

[jrandom]

But as far as hot rock chicks go, she just doesn't register!

Yuh huh. You're a crazy man. So who would you rate over her, then? Start naming names. You better have more than, like, two.

[The Stranger]

How can this thread even be necessary?



How else was i going to expose his obvious homosexuality?

[jrandom]

How else was i going to expose his obvious homosexuality?

You could've just fed him a bottle of whisky and then left him alone in a room with me and a hidden camera.

[Headbanger]

I am sooooooooooo gay


Yes, Yes you are.

[Mikkel]

How else was i going to expose his obvious homosexuality?

Ah, dammit - you got me there. Will be damn difficult breaking the news to the missus. At least, if I sell both bikes I might be able to afford a Honda.

[007XX]

You could've just fed him a bottle of whisky and then left him alone in a room with me and a hidden camera.

That can still be arranged...

And yeah, she's hot. And smart too: building herself a nice little empire in fashion and all sorts.

Oh bugger, that's right...I normally ride a Honda :whistle:

[The Stranger]

And smart too:

Absolutely. This double's her hotness.

[Cheshire Cat]

oops I ride Honda and I voted.....But I'm aloud cause mine sounds cool :bleh: :banana:

[jrandom]

That can still be arranged...

O RLY.


Way Way Back, in the Beforetime, in the Long Long Ago, I rode a Honda.

I'm surprised you even remember.

[jrandom]

I'm aloud

We noticed, and would prefer that you stayed silent in future.

[steve_t]

I'm aloud

Where is Hitcher these days? :whistle:

[007XX]

Absolutely. This double's her hotness.

Most definitely.


O RLY.

Yes dear...


I'm surprised you even remember.

So am I actually :laugh: one day I'll get back on that horse, as soon as you'll babysit for me of course!

[jrandom]

Where is Hitcher these days? :whistle:

The BDOTGNZA's Enforcement Division is quite capable of independent action, thank you very much.

[jrandom]

... as soon as you'll babysit for me of course!

Quite happy for that to happen, just as soon as I start lactating and/or you wean the little madam onto formula.

[AllanB]

Yeah but then I saw her live on some TV program recently and she was all hunched over bouncing around in pants-with-the-crutch-down-to-her-knees looking like some epileptic street walker (I've probably just turned some of you on!).

Plus I hear she can really pack away a few beers.........

[AllanB]

But then again ........... if she's having a fit you could always jump on for the ride :2thumbsup

[The Stranger]

Where is Hitcher these days? :whistle:

Bloody spelling nazis!
Haven't you got something better to do?

[Cheshire Cat]

We noticed, and would prefer that you stayed silent in future.

well sorry jrandom but I like my minton LOUD!!!:2thumbsup

[Big Dave]

Hot - I think the nots are because her shtick can give the irrits occasionally.

Shut up and sing. :crazy:

[Cheshire Cat]

Bloody spelling nazis!
Haven't you got something better to do?

HAH!!! you can talk!;)

[Trudes]

Yep, I say HOT!!!!!

[spacemonkey]

Hot!
Lets face it every last one of you has slept with something uglier! :crazy:

And she def has the rock chick "not taking any shit" attitude. :Punk:

[martybabe]

I'm with JR on this one, how can this even be a quandary?. She's Damn Hot, dripping hot even.

I suppose, is she a hot rock chick, is a valid question, I don't think she is, more of a sugary coated muso for pre-pubecent teens but the lady's got it all going on in the nom nom nom stakes. :drool:

[Maha]

I ride a honda so am not qualified to vote.

[DMNTD]

She looks like a nasty piece of work...so most definitely HOT!

[short-circuit]

yeah man she's a' ight

[davebullet]

She's ok - not in my top 10 though. She doesn't drip "woman " to me. She acts like she'd swing both ways or maybe prefer the carpet munching side.

[The Stranger]

She acts like she'd swing both ways or maybe prefer the carpet munching side.

And if you don't find that hot hand in your man card as you leave.

[Laava]

She's a big egg
http://static.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/gwen_stefani_egg_c.jpg

[RantyDave]

Plus I hear she can really pack away a few beers.........
Who's that woman that's eaten Gwen Stefani?

Other than that, of course she's hot. WTF's wrong with you?

Dave

[MisterD]

Gwen S, lead singer of No Doubt - hot....Gwen S sell-out pop-bimbo? Not.

[Mikkel]

And yeah, she's hot. And smart too: building herself a nice little empire in fashion and all sorts.

If that counts as being smart, then the smart list would include such marvellous geniuses Paris Hilton. Sorry, I'm not fucking buying that for a second. That's not to say she couldn't be smart, I have no clue and I really do not care - but using the brand empire as an argument for that doesn't hold up.

Some are self made - but I don't doubt for a second there's a veritable army of shrewd business men standing in line to "help" poor celebrities cash in on their own brand in this day and age.


As for hot, I love curvy but slender naturally beautiful women - think Salma Hayek and you are getting close to the epitome. For some reason a skinny rake with no tits and heavy make-up doesn't really come close to that ideal. Cultivating a "little-girl trapped in an extensive wardrobe" doesn't help it either...
But hey, that's just my taste - I am not saying "WTF is wrong with you!?!" just because you dig her look. I am merely saying that my heart rate increases more from typing this post than looking at an image of that particular female (i.e. not a whole fucking lot)... leaves me cold.

[gatch]

"I'd wreck that chick"

Quote - Brian from Family guy.

[firefighter]

Ok, let's settle an argument over in the hot women of rock thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=81762&page=13)

So is she hot or not

Where's the "filthy closet manly dyke" option?

[McWild]

Any straight male would do her.

[firefighter]

Any straight male would do her.

I dunno what that has to do with hotness??? LOL :whistle:

[007XX]

I am merely saying that my heart rate increases more from typing this post than looking at an image of that particular female (i.e. not a whole fucking lot)... leaves me cold.

Fair enough. I find beauty in just about everything and everyone, but that's just me.

and the bit about your heart rate makes me think you need to go riding more if this excites you :bleh:

[NZsarge]

In my book she's far too skinny to be consider hot, but that's just me, gotta have some flesh on their bones...

[nallac]

In my book she's far too skinny to be consider hot, but that's just me, gotta have some flesh on their bones...

I could put some flesh on her bones...:devil2:

[AllanB]

In my book she's far too skinny to be consider hot, but that's just me, gotta have some flesh on their bones...

A picture is worth ....... pity she is not a 'rock chick'

[NZsarge]

A picture is worth ....... pity she is not a 'rock chick'

Now you're starting to talk my language. :yes:
Although she's not carrying any excess weight there is sooo much to hold onto.... :lol:
Oh, i'm pretty sure she'd "rock" my world!!!

[bogan]

shes so hot i ignored the fact that honda riders arent sposed to vote (i also occasionaly ride a kawi so can vote on that basis maybe). Not currently rock, but no doubt used to be, so she counts.

[Mikkel]

Fair enough. I find beauty in just about everything and everyone, but that's just me.

Me too, but we're not talking about beauty - we're talking about hot, a whole different kettle of fish :yes:


and the bit about your heart rate makes me think you need to go riding more if this excites you :bleh:

I think you will find that the point I was trying to make is that it doesn't excite me one tiny bit.

I still took your advice, didn't go to work and took the 750 to the track today :D


A picture is worth ....... pity she is not a 'rock chick'

She sure as hell rock!

[The Stranger]

Me too, but we're not talking about beauty - we're talking about hot, a whole different kettle of fish :yes:


Exactly!
Selma has beauty.
She aint hot though. Smouldering maybe, but not hot.
You really are confused. Just check out the poll results gramps.

[RON SOAK]

id shag her!

[Mikkel]

Exactly!
Selma has beauty.
She aint hot though. Smouldering maybe, but not hot.
You really are confused. Just check out the poll results gramps.

So, to you, taste isn't subjective? It's got more to do with statistics?

Well, I see - then we don't need to discuss the subject any further because we shall never, ever, come to an agreement.


And since when did beauty preclude hotness? I'd go so far as to say those things are only marginally related.

[Gremlin]

Hot... but she's one of those that can vary, depending on what she's wearing, her makeup etc... (sometimes she can look just plain scary)...

Thread doesn't have nearly enough pics, so here's a couple more:
http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/gwen_stefani1.jpg
http://upmyphoto.com/img/image.php?image=frh_420095_images_0041_212313_loc. jpg

[The Stranger]

So, to you, taste isn't subjective? It's got more to do with statistics?



Come on Mikkel, I know you can do better than that. By and large it is subjective, but in most cases it can be measured. And I'm sorry to say - your taste just doesn't nmeasure up.

[Forest]

According to wikipedia, Gwen Stefani will be 40 years old in October.

Whatever hotness remains has more to do with the quality of her photo-retouchers then anything other factor.

[Mikkel]

And I'm sorry to say - your taste just doesn't nmeasure up.

That's the most hilarious thing of yours I have ever read.

So because my tastes are different from yours, they just don't count? And this is coming from the guy who comments about Salma Hayek: "aint hot though. Smouldering maybe, but not hot." ...right, we'll let that statement stand for a second before we move on.


This argument, which started out being pretty silly, is now way beyond ridiculous...

(Not to mention the fact that at least 25% have so far voted that Gwen Stefani is indeed not hot.)

[The Stranger]

That's the most hilarious thing of yours I have ever read.

So because my tastes are different from yours, they just don't count?

Good god man, not because they are different to mine, but because a significant majority of people have indicated you are out of touch with reality.

I thought you were some kind of scientist. Learn to interpret data will you for god's sake man.

[Mikkel]

Good god man, not because they are different to mine, but because a significant majority of people have indicated you are out of touch with reality.

I thought you were some kind of scientist. Learn to interpret data will you for god's sake man.

Ok, so your argument goes along the lines: since the majority of people who have chosen to vote in a poll, about personal tastes, on KB disagree with Mikkel, he is per definition out of touch with reality... riiiiigggght?

Not a worry, I don't believe in democrazy either...

And interpretating data has a lot to do with knowing the significance of data too. I.e. being able to see what data must be thoroughly considered and what is safe to disregard.

[NZsarge]

Good god man, not because they are different to mine, but because a significant majority of people have indicated you are out of touch with reality.

I thought you were some kind of scientist. Learn to interpret data will you for god's sake man.

I don't need too much in the way of science to know i'd far far far rather bed Salma over Gwen any day of the millenium.

[The Stranger]

Ok, so your argument goes along the lines: since the majority of people who have chosen to vote in a poll, about personal tastes, on KB disagree with Mikkel, he is per definition out of touch with reality... riiiiigggght?

Not a worry, I don't believe in democrazy either...

And interpretating data has a lot to do with knowing the significance of data too. I.e. being able to see what data must be thoroughly considered and what is safe to disregard.

You ride a fucken honda don't you?

[Morcs]

I dont think shes hot.

Id still hit it though.

[Mikkel]

You ride a fucken honda don't you?

I did yesterday... and good fun it was too.

If I, as some here already have, were to stoop low enough as to speculate upon the subject of sexual preferences based upon present discussion, I don't think you would enjoy it very much.

[AllanB]

I think we need a is Selmya Hot or not poll!

With heaps of pictures........:innocent:

Pretty sure she is hot - anyone who needs to stand by a huge tap MUST be hot!

[short-circuit]

I'd sniff her crotch any day

[Maha]

I'd sniff her crotch any day

Even after three days in hot Mexican sun and no water around?

[Usarka]

Even after three days in hot Mexican sun and no water around?

Especially after three days in hot Mexican sun and no water around

[Maha]

Especially after three days in hot Mexican sun and no water around

Well at least you'll have something to you Taco into.....:confused:

[The Stranger]

I did yesterday... and good fun it was too.

If I, as some here already have, were to stoop low enough as to speculate upon the subject of sexual preferences based upon present discussion, I don't think you would enjoy it very much.

How sensitive of you.
Why am I not surprised?

[Drew]

Untill I found out she was pregnant, I thought she used to be a man.

[Usarka]

Well at least you'll have something to you Taco into.....:confused:

Turn her upside down and it probably looks like a taco!

[Genestho]

Gwen is HAWT!:Punk:I find her style unique.

Wouldn't have thought of her as a Rock Chick though?

The L.A.M.B heels are devine, and worthy of much worship :love::love:

[Mikkel]

How sensible of you.
Why am I not surprised?

Yep, that's me!