Showering

[Usarka]

What do you wash first in the shower?

What was the last thing the previous person washed in the shower?

Do you wash arse then legs (smearing arse all down your legs)?

Or do you wash legs then arse, letting the arse juice run down washed legs?


All important things to consider when showering....! :sherlock:

[Str8 Jacket]

Save money and water. Don't shower! My workmates looove it...

[Oakie]

Work from the top down to the feet.
(And it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like!)

[Indiana_Jones]

Head to toe normally.

With special attention given to the middle.

Doesn't matter. As lnog has I have my music on and I'm singing :laugh:

-Indy

[vifferman]

What's it got to do with you? :blink:
Are you worried you're an AblutionalNoncomformist? A WateryDeviant even? :confused:

I'm not going to tell you what happens in my shower. I could tell you that two of TheMutantSpawn who use the other shower (no, not the one in the basement - the one that is the EvilTwin of the one in our ensuite) don't know how to shower, despite being told repeatedly. Their version of showering involves standing under the running water for 10 minutes.
That's it.
Just standing there.:blink:

:weird:

Grrrrr, and all that.

[Edbear]

Slow day....? :blink:

[gwigs]

You must be bored...so must I for reading this load of old Codswallop.:laugh:

[gijoe1313]

I have a bath once a year ... whether I need it or not! :oi-grr:

But showering? Meh, I get a complete drubbing everytime I am out riding the bike in the rain, even get it several times in one day! :innocent: I think my record is becoming wet and dry four times in one pootle! :lol:

[duckonin]

What do you wash first in the shower?

What was the last thing the previous person washed in the shower?

Do you wash arse then legs (smearing arse all down your legs)?

Or do you wash legs then arse, letting the arse juice run down washed legs?


All important things to consider when showering....! :sherlock:

FFS....Asking Q's like that you could almost stand for parliment.:whocares:

[mynameis]

Do you defy gravity and shower toe to head or do you hang upsidedown when showering and go toe to head?

[Squiggles]

Showers are for pussies, i just ride in the rain.

[short-circuit]

You might find fecal spores under my armpits

[p.dath]

I shave first.

[Shadows]

I wash the soap first. Most likely it washed somebody else's arse last.

[crazyhorse]

OMG - how come someone can find it interesting to know how you wash. :shit: Who really gives a @#*!

[oldrider]

What do you wash first in the shower?

What was the last thing the previous person washed in the shower?

Do you wash arse then legs (smearing arse all down your legs)?

Or do you wash legs then arse, letting the arse juice run down washed legs?


All important things to consider when showering....! :sherlock:

Only dirty people wash, I know not of these things! :mellow: :doh:

[Stirts]

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see partner along the way, shake willy/boobies and/or muff at them.

Look at your sexy self in the mirror, and do a little dance and a little shake.

Admire the size of your willy/boobies/muff and scratch your arse.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and sniff, and ponder at how loud farts sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing willy/boobies and surrounding areas.

Wash your arse, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Admire willy/boobie size in mirror again.

If you pass your partner, pull off towel, shake willy/boobies and/or muff at them.

[Goblin]

FFS....Asking Q's like that you could almost stand for parliment.:whocares:He could form a committee and get gubmint funding for this intriguing study.:laugh:

[yungatart]

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see partner along the way, shake willy/boobies and/or muff at them.

Look at your sexy self in the mirror, and do a little dance and a little shake.

Admire the size of your willy/boobies/muff and scratch your arse.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and sniff, and ponder at how loud farts sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing willy/boobies and surrounding areas.

Wash your arse, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Admire willy/boobie size in mirror again.

If you pass your partner, pull off towel, shake willy/boobies and/or muff at them.

You pervert!!!
You've been peeking in our bathroom, haven't you?

[Stirts]

You pervert!!!
You've been peeking in our bathroom, haven't you?

Pervert? YES! Peeking? Weeeeeeell, you know that shower hole that doesn't squirt out water? that's not dirt blocking the water it's a spycam :shifty:

[EJK]

I wash my car first.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa1/dixierebeldarlin/Men.jpg

[Stirts]

I wash my car first.

You kinky bastard, you wash your car naked with other boys?

[EJK]

You kinky bastard, you wash your car naked with other boys?

Sorry... boys only :innocent:

[yungatart]

I wash my car first.



You wanna bring your friends down here? My car needs a wash....

[Stirts]

Looking at that image AGAIN (and ftr, where is the front bum shots!!) are those boys actually washing that car? Is that really soap suds? Mechaphilia springs to mind (that stance that mannie has standing on the chair, looks decidedly dodgy !!

[Indiana_Jones]

Shower time!

-Indy

[mynameis]

Have you washed the biscuit off your arse :lol:

[Usarka]

:lol: was just thinking back to the days when a flatmate said he washed his arse crack with the soap last. The girl who'd been washing her face first for the last year almost puked....


Do you defy gravity and shower toe to head or do you hang upsidedown when showering and go toe to head?

Hand stands in cold showers after a hot curry!

[Laava]

See, now Ken is ashamed to show his "mound" whereas for Barbie, having a mound, or 3, is just great!
http://artwork24.net/Kunst-barbie/shower1.jpg