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martybabe
15th July 2009, 12:01
Be careful what you look for on the interweb, you might not like what you find :laugh:

I was genuinely looking for a conversion table to order some boots off trade me an I landed on this silliness.

What do ya think guys accurate or not,Ladies has he been fibbing to you all these years? I gotta say it was spot on with me, I take size 13 UK. :whistle:



http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
Mikkel
15th July 2009, 12:05
I'd wish! (Although my woman might not share the sentiment)

They should expand and provide volumetric measures.
CookMySock
15th July 2009, 14:06
They should expand and provide volumetric measures.Yeh. Length is one thing, volume/circumference is another...

Steve
crazyhorse
15th July 2009, 14:14
Its a load of crock! :2guns:
:rofl: :rofl:

You guys all want to think you've got the biggest and best - get back to the real world - us chicks don't really care - its about how you use it LOL:laugh:
martybabe
15th July 2009, 14:16
I'd wish! (Although my woman might not share the sentiment)

They should expand and provide volumetric measures.


Yeh. Length is one thing, volume/circumference is another...

Steve


:o er, lets stay off that subject eh, long and thin for the win, good were all agreed then.:laugh:
martybabe
15th July 2009, 14:20
its about how you use it LOL:laugh:

You don't wanna know how I use mine, no really you don't but as a clue, were rather short of tea spoons and coffee is served tepid in our house.:laugh:
oldrider
15th July 2009, 14:25
Be careful what you look for on the interweb, you might not like what you find :laugh:

I was genuinely looking for a conversion table to order some boots off trade me an I landed on this silliness.

What do ya think guys accurate or not,Ladies has he been fibbing to you all these years? I gotta say it was spot on with me, I take size 13 UK. :whistle:



http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

:argh: Damn! If my willie was a fish it would be thrown back! :shit:

Gives new meaning to the term "Too big for your boots" doesn't it!

I suppose I can blame the war years (WW2) for the shortage of materials at the time.

Guess that's where sayings like it's not the size that gathers the flies it's the....no no that relates to women!

Oh well :crybaby: crying in my beer :drinkup: wont help anything! :o :lol:
slofox
15th July 2009, 14:27
Wellllll...according to that, I should take size 13 shoes...:rofl:
YellowDog
15th July 2009, 14:28
Short and thick does the trick:wari:
YellowDog
15th July 2009, 14:33
Well I have just showed this to my missus and she gave me the usual pervy boys and their toys routine and then said "It's not the length that matters, it's the girth".

A new conversion chart please!
Mikkel
15th July 2009, 14:42
Well I have just showed this to my missus and she gave me the usual pervy boys and their toys routine and then said "It's not the length that matters, it's the girth".

A new conversion chart please!

Well, if it's long and skinny I suppose you can always fold it on the middle and get a double up on cross-section...

How I hear you ask - and the answer is that either ducttape or cableties should be adequate.