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98tls
15th July 2009, 18:26
Had an Aunty pass this recipe on to me,its beautiful.1 kilo topside/blade or rump steak,brown floured meat in oil add 1 large onion sliced,Tbs curry powder,1/2 tsp Corriander,1/2 tsp cumin,1/2 tsp Cardamon.Add 3/4 Tbs brown sugar,juice of a tin of Apricots,2 tsp (powder)Maggi chicken stock,2 Tbs tomato relish,1 Tbs grated ginger,1 Tbs of sweet chili sauce,1/2 tin coconut cream,3 peeled tomatoes,salt/pepper.Simmer for 1-1/2 hours (slowly).remember to cut the meat into quite small pieces.Enjoy.Anyone else have any good curry recipies,please add them on here.

Naki Rat
15th July 2009, 18:43
.......Anyone else have any good curry recipies,please add them on here.

Or you could join the Food Porn social group :woohoo:

Laava
15th July 2009, 19:51
Brown 500g mince and curry it in any way you prefer. Get some rice on the go . Chop up 1 apple into small bits and put in a saucer. Do the same with; 1 banana, similar amount cucumber and 1 large tomato. Then put some dessicated coconut in a small dish[dip size] Do the same with sultanas, pine nuts or similar, mango chutney. Put all this lot on the table with serving spoons and sweet chilli sauce and then dish up the rice with curry mince nested in the middle. Put all the fruit and veges on top then sprinkle with sultanas, coconut etc and dollops of mango chutney. If I have to tell you what to do next then you have no life and will never have babies!
Guys, you WILL get laid if you present this!

rainman
15th July 2009, 19:58
Anyone else have any good curry recipies,please add them on here.

Go to curry place in Sandringham Rd. Pay, eat, enjoy.

Laava
15th July 2009, 20:00
But you won't get laid!

JimO
15th July 2009, 21:19
But you won't get laid!
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/Unknown-3.jpg

JimO
15th July 2009, 21:20
speaking of curry........http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/ranomd-29.jpg

Batcerb
15th July 2009, 21:54
Had an Aunty pass this recipe on to me,its beautiful.1 kilo topside/blade or rump steak,brown floured meat in oil add 1 large onion sliced,Tbs curry powder,1/2 tsp Corriander,1/2 tsp cumin,1/2 tsp Cardamon.Add 3/4 Tbs brown sugar,juice of a tin of Apricots,2 tsp (powder)Maggi chicken stock,2 Tbs tomato relish,1 Tbs grated ginger,1 Tbs of sweet chili sauce,1/2 tin coconut cream,3 peeled tomatoes,salt/pepper.Simmer for 1-1/2 hours (slowly).remember to cut the meat into quite small pieces.Enjoy.Anyone else have any good curry recipies,please add them on here.

How many Tbs curry powder?

98tls
15th July 2009, 22:01
How many Tbs curry powder? I just used one mate,next time i will put a bit more in methinks.

Pussy
15th July 2009, 22:04
I just used one mate,next time i will put a bit more in methinks.

"And it burns, burns, burns, my ring on fire, my ring on fire"

Laava
15th July 2009, 22:05
Gotta be a 2'er at least!

nudemetalz
16th July 2009, 10:23
Brown 500g mince and curry it in any way you prefer. Get some rice on the go . Chop up 1 apple into small bits and put in a saucer. Do the same with; 1 banana, similar amount cucumber and 1 large tomato. Then put some dessicated coconut in a small dish[dip size] Do the same with sultanas, pine nuts or similar, mango chutney. Put all this lot on the table with serving spoons and sweet chilli sauce and then dish up the rice with curry mince nested in the middle. Put all the fruit and veges on top then sprinkle with sultanas, coconut etc and dollops of mango chutney. If I have to tell you what to do next then you have no life and will never have babies!
Guys, you WILL get laid if you present this!

Sounds yummy, but I'd say if you breathe (either end) over the Mrs after eating this, you DEFINITELY won't get laid....

Laava
16th July 2009, 10:50
Sounds yummy, but I'd say if you breathe (either end) over the Mrs after eating this, you DEFINITELY won't get laid....

Put a red dot between her eyes, you'll be sweet!:lol:

98tls
16th July 2009, 10:57
Brown 500g mince and curry it in any way you prefer. Get some rice on the go . Chop up 1 apple into small bits and put in a saucer. Do the same with; 1 banana, similar amount cucumber and 1 large tomato. Then put some dessicated coconut in a small dish[dip size] Do the same with sultanas, pine nuts or similar, mango chutney. Put all this lot on the table with serving spoons and sweet chilli sauce and then dish up the rice with curry mince nested in the middle. Put all the fruit and veges on top then sprinkle with sultanas, coconut etc and dollops of mango chutney. If I have to tell you what to do next then you have no life and will never have babies!
Guys, you WILL get laid if you present this! Having a few mates over for cards n bourbon tonight,everyones bringing food so will have a crack at this.Though will add that i would be very pissed off if i got laid,there all guys:bash::bash:

Pussy
16th July 2009, 10:59
Having a few mates over for cards n bourbon tonight,everyones bringing food so will have a crack at this.Though will add that i would be very pissed off if i got laid,there all guys:bash::bash:

The outcome will be the same then, Mike! Sore ringpiece!

98tls
16th July 2009, 16:50
The outcome will be the same then, Mike! Sore ringpiece! :killingme:killingmeyea no doubt mate,bourbon n curry:shit:

Laava
16th July 2009, 18:30
Oh- and big tip for the day! If you are going to slice some lovely little peppers into the curry, do NOT go handling yours or anyone elses bits that night!:love: DAMHIK!

scumdog
16th July 2009, 18:42
then sprinkle with sultanas, coconut etc and dollops of mango chutney. If I have to tell you what to do next then you have no life and will never have babies!
Guys, you WILL get laid if you present this!

Yup, grew up in Malaya, always had the above plus chopped banana, ikan bilis (can't get it here) tomato, roasted peanuts and or cashews to sprinkle on top of any curry.

Genestho
16th July 2009, 18:44
phoooeyy, burnin rings of fire :bleh:

Fatt Max
16th July 2009, 19:03
Mmmmmmmmmmm...............recipie sounds great.

Now, if you added mayber 2 more tbl spoons of curry powder and threw in maybe another 2-3 hot chillies, you would have what was served to patients in the male aids clinics in London three times a day.

It did'nt cure their condition, but it certainly taught them what their arsehole was for.....

Mind you, my arse is like the back end of the Batmobile after a good hot ruby, in fact if I drop the tweeds and bend over it will be just like a Japanese flag

Bon apetite.............

rosie631
24th July 2009, 08:58
in fact if I drop the tweeds and bend over it will be just like a Japanese flag



OMG there's a picture I hope I never see :gob: