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Solly
15th July 2009, 19:56
Ok. Not sure if this has been posted in here before, so here goes anyway......

Found out today about a certain "Eat Fresh" outlet [there's a clue] with a job title/position described as a "Sandwich Artist":laugh:

So, what is the most ridiculous job title you've ever heard of??
Oakie
15th July 2009, 20:08
'Fish Spitter'
It was actually a typo in the advert. Should have been 'Fish Splitter' but that is almost as bad.
kevfromcoro
15th July 2009, 20:35
Grease monkey

Anti friction engineer..
The Pastor
15th July 2009, 20:42
"phone bitch" - hells pizza
tri boy
15th July 2009, 20:43
"Rod Swinger"
Yeah baby, how you doin.:blip:
(job on a land based drill rig)
YellowDog
15th July 2009, 20:48
Fudge Packer
Cloggy
15th July 2009, 20:51
Facilities Manager

(toilet cleaner)
Virago
15th July 2009, 20:54
Road Traffic Control Engineer

(Stop-Go man at Road Works).
Max Preload
15th July 2009, 20:58
Petrochemical Transfer Technician. (Just Another Fucking Forecourt Attendant).
mstriumph
15th July 2009, 20:58
saw an advert once looking for a tradesman who wanted a career in 'Aerial Erections' :mellow:
ynot slow
15th July 2009, 20:58
Petroleum liquid transfer technician-days when we had pump jockeys.

Moving equine steering technician-Jockey.
Mully
15th July 2009, 21:05
When I was at Uni:

Italian Nourishables Transport Consultant - Pizza boy.
Mully
15th July 2009, 21:06
Petroleum liquid transfer technician-days when we had pump jockeys.

Same job:
Automotive Glazing Hygene Specialist
peasea
15th July 2009, 21:12
Ok. Not sure if this has been posted in here before, so here goes anyway......

Found out today about a certain "Eat Fresh" outlet [there's a clue] with a job title/position described as a "Sandwich Artist":laugh:

So, what is the most ridiculous job title you've ever heard of??

Police Commissioner.
skidMark
15th July 2009, 21:13
Vineyard supervisor... oh yeah baby... high up... :shutup:
ManDownUnder
15th July 2009, 21:14
What about a "Distinguished Engineer"
peasea
15th July 2009, 21:15
Petroleum liquid transfer technician-days when we had pump jockeys.

Moving equine steering technician-Jockey.

Crackup, I heard they were 'petroleum distillate transfer technicians'. From that we got "peedits"and Mr Jackson did the rest. We used to fill our cars mumbling "peedits, peedits, get your nozzle out and feed it" ...ad-infinitum...
Mikkel
15th July 2009, 21:21
Pope <and 10 fucking chars>
Timber020
15th July 2009, 21:48
Branch Manager - arborist
skidMark
15th July 2009, 21:59
branch manager - arborist


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