People & Stupidity!

[Str8 Jacket]

Well I feel like I may have got one up on someone today without them even knowing it...!

Stupid bitch in a 4WD on the motorway starts tailgating me on my way home today then she starts yelling and screaming at me for whatever reason so I change lanes and get the fuck away from her. Anyway, stupid bitch had a personalised numberplate that looked suspiciously like a company name. So when I got home I did some investigations... I just rang that company and confirmed that this vehicle is in fact registered to them and confirmed the make of vehicle and spelling of numberplate...

Oh what joy I am going to have popping in to see her on Monday! :bash:


On that note I have had several run-ins with people and stupidy on the road this week, is there a full moon or something?!?!

[Tink]

Well I feel like I may have got one up on someone today without them even knowing it...!

Stupid bitch in a 4WD on the motorway starts tailgating me on my way home today then she starts yelling and screaming at me for whatever reason so I change lanes and get the fuck away from her. Anyway, stupid bitch had a personalised numberplate that looked suspiciously like a company name. So when I got home I did some investigations... I just rang that company and confirmed that this vehicle is in fact registered to them and confirmed the make of vehicle and spelling of numberplate...

Oh what joy I am going to have popping in to see her on Monday! :bash:


On that note I have had several run-ins with people and stupidy on the road this week, is there a full moon or something?!?!

LOL I love these kind of stories... go for the throat I hate tailgaters even if she is the bosses wife... !!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

LOL I love these kind of stories... go for the throat I hate tailgaters even if she is the bosses wife... !!!!

I really just want to ask what she was yelling at me and why. If I had have stopped for any reason she would have squashed me she was that close!

When I changed lanes she came right up next to me and started screaming. She had wound her window down but I couldnt hear her! It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. She was physcho enough for me to filter through traffic travelling at the speed limit to get away from her. PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

[Nasty]

Well I feel like I may have got one up on someone today without them even knowing it...!

Stupid bitch in a 4WD on the motorway starts tailgating me on my way home today then she starts yelling and screaming at me for whatever reason so I change lanes and get the fuck away from her. Anyway, stupid bitch had a personalised numberplate that looked suspiciously like a company name. So when I got home I did some investigations... I just rang that company and confirmed that this vehicle is in fact registered to them and confirmed the make of vehicle and spelling of numberplate...

Oh what joy I am going to have popping in to see her on Monday! :bash:


On that note I have had several run-ins with people and stupidy on the road this week, is there a full moon or something?!?!

You are far too polite ... personally I have rang companies and "asked if they wish me to use their services ... as with staff as rude and abusive as the one that they employ. Sorry but since they are employed I would not be using them!"

[Tink]

I really just want to ask what she was yelling at me and why. If I had have stopped for any reason she would have squashed me she was that close!

When I changed lanes she came right up next to me and started screaming. She had wound her window down but I couldnt hear her! It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. She was physcho enough for me to filter through traffic travelling at the speed limit to get away from her. PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

Were you scared!!! :crazy:

[Str8 Jacket]

You are far too polite ... personally I have rang companies and "asked if they wish me to use their services ... as with staff as rude and abusive as the one that they employ. Sorry but since they are employed I would not be using them!"

We would never need to "procure" these peoples services!


Were you scared!!! :crazy:

Not scared just pissed off and kind of humoured by the fact that I had obviously upset her so much! :laugh:

[Swoop]

When you visit the company on Moanday, be sure that you can say that "you have already laid a complaint at the plod shop"...

[Str8 Jacket]

When you visit the company on Moanday, be sure that you can say that "you have already laid a complaint at the plod shop"...

Or that I am on my way there but wanted to let them know first... Depending on the reaction.

[slofox]

PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

Bags not me!!!

[Pussy]

I agree with swoop, Hels.
Damage is done... dob the bitch!

[sunhuntin]

i love personal plates. makes shit drivers so much easier to remember.

have fun on monday, str8.

[awayatc]

I love happy endings....can i come with you ...?
Please......?:yes:

[martybabe]

I hope you get some answers babe, I'd love to ask some of them, in the cold light of day , Just what the hell they were thinking. Seriously some of the shit that happens out there is beyond me, what the hell is going on in their heads.

I always steer away from road rage incidents as you wisely did, I have to otherwise I'd be having two or three punch ups every journey.

Making fug ups is understandable, baaad but understandable but deliberately putting a motorcyclists life on the line by travelling inches from the rear wheel is equivalent to waiving a loaded gun in their face, seriously, what gives, are they actually mental or something. :weird:

[wbks]

Were you going real slow in the fast lane or something? Even if you were, what a spaz for spinning out like that:eek5:

[Str8 Jacket]

I am ULTRA sensitive about the stupidity of other road users at the moment as someone close to me could have been killed by a careless driver not so long ago. They were lucky but it really makes you realise what can actually happen. We are very vulnerable on the road.

Funny thing is, is that when they were tailgating me I had assumed that they were male. :Oops:

[Str8 Jacket]

Were you going real slow in the fast lane or something? Even if you were, what a spaz for spinning out like that:eek5:

No. I was travelling in the flow of the usual Friday night North Bound Motorway traffic...

[slofox]

Funny thing is, is that when they were tailgating me I had assumed that they were male. :Oops:

I see! Bloody sexist are we then???!!! :Pokey:

[Drew]

No. I was travelling in the flow of the usual Friday night North Bound Motorway traffic...Do a big stand up, and flip 'em the bird. It's what I do:yes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Do a big stand up, and flip 'em the bird. It's what I do:yes:

Oh I would so loove to be able to do that!!! Do you reckon its capable though?!?! :crazy:

[Drew]

Oh I would so loove to be able to do that!!! Do you reckon its capable though?!?! :crazy:
Fuck yeah. Might not be the ideal bike to learn it on though. Shoulda bought the stuntah when ya had the chance.

[Str8 Jacket]

Fuck yeah. Might not be the ideal bike to learn it on though. Shoulda bought the stuntah when ya had the chance.

Hmmm, :devil2:

Man, I should have bought that bike. Was tempted, so tempted! I actually did mange to pull a couple of little wheelies of the start line without even trying, fucken mint! :D

[Drew]

Hmmm, :devil2:

Man, I should have bought that bike. Was tempted, so tempted! I actually did mange to pull a couple of little wheelies of the start line without even trying, fucken mint! :D

The guy that bought it, sold it two weeks later for a grand. We would have both been happy since he paid twice that much, and still got a bargain.

[Tink]

Well I feel like I may have got one up on someone today without them even knowing it...!

Stupid bitch in a 4WD on the motorway starts tailgating me on my way home today then she starts yelling and screaming at me for whatever reason so I change lanes and get the fuck away from her. Anyway, stupid bitch had a personalised numberplate that looked suspiciously like a company name. So when I got home I did some investigations... I just rang that company and confirmed that this vehicle is in fact registered to them and confirmed the make of vehicle and spelling of numberplate...

Oh what joy I am going to have popping in to see her on Monday! :bash:


On that note I have had several run-ins with people and stupidy on the road this week, is there a full moon or something?!?!

Ok this chick must have been a Aucklander let out of town for the school holidays... !!! 1. Heading North 2. 4x4 3. Physco... ps I don't live IN auckland ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

Ok this chick must have been a Aucklander let out of town for the school holidays... !!! 1. Heading North 2. 4x4 3. Physco... ps I don't live IN auckland ;)

Don't tell anyone but... I was born in Auckland.

[Tink]

Don't tell anyone but... I was born in Auckland.

:whocares: lmao....

[mattian]

I hate 4wds with a vengence. Everyday I commute to the city from the North Shore and pass a queue of traffic about a kilomter long. Every second or third car is a 4wd, with only one person in it..... I Just don't understand why people drive them in the suburbs!!!!!!! its even funnier watching them trying to park in the shopping mall, a 3 point turn becomes a 5 point turn parking manoever.
Incidentally,.... what kind of bike do you ride?? If a 4wd is able to tailgate you then, I think its time for a bigger bike.

[Str8 Jacket]

Incidentally,.... what kind of bike do you ride?? If a 4wd is able to tailgate you then, I think its time for a bigger bike.

I ride an FXR150 as a commuter. I choose too, why?

It cost me less than $1000, warranted and registered
I can bucket race it
It costs me less than $20 to fill and that last's me 2 weeks to and from work
The train costs me $110 a month is unreliable


I hear what you are saying but I only want to invest in racing. Riding on the roa is dangerous and scary no matter what you ride so I ride the cheapest I can!

Im saving for an SV650. For the track...

[mattian]

sweet.. a small displacement bike is always going to be harrassed by cars and that evil friggin beast that is the menopausal housewife in the 4wd. I know, i've just finished up riding my 250 and got myself a Suzuki Gladius 650. Oh my god the psychological transition is just as much of an upgrade as the HP. I always felt aggrieved and intimidated on my nifty 250 but now.... I just roll on the throttle and watch them disappear in my mirror. Even a small burst of power is enough to get rid of them.
You will absolutely love the 650......:woohoo:

[Str8 Jacket]

Ive ridden an FZR750, FZR400, SV650 and SV1000 and many other bikes. FOr commuting the lil FXR is actually better. I can filter through smaller spaces, hold a constant speed and not chew through the gas. Been there done that. There's a recession man, jump on the band wagon!

[RantyDave]

stupid bitch had a personalised numberplate that looked suspiciously like a company name.
Name and shame or it was all a waste of time....

Dave

[mattian]

haha, yes true, however, I've found that the 650 uses the same amount of gas as my 250 and, is roughly the same size.

[Str8 Jacket]

haha, yes true, however, I've found that the 650 uses the same amount of gas as my 250 and, is roughly the same size.
Yeah, but is it a 4cylinder 250? Mine is a single and its running a little lean so it makes a BIG difference... hmm

[slofox]

Better keep us informed as to what happens Str8...will be interesting to say the least...

Not long ago I emailed a firm about one of their drivers doing dorky things in his van. I got a reply that was pretty amazing. They thanked me for letting them know and promised to have a general talk to their drivers about how they were driving and about motorbikes in particular. I was amazed to say the least...

This was in complete contrast to a trucking firm I phoned about one of their trucks zooming up the wrong side of the road out on one of the local highways. All I got from them was "GRUK ICK" noises. I doubt they were about to do anything.

You hafta try though...

[mattian]

Yeah, but is it a 4cylinder 250? Mine is a single and its running a little lean so it makes a BIG difference... hmm

nah.... I went from a V-twin 250 cruiser to a V-twin 650 sporty.... I love that sexy V-twin and that growl is quite something.

[Swoop]

I hate 4wds with a vengence. I Just don't understand why people drive them in the suburbs!
There is a massive danger area, filled with mud and potholes, which needs to be avoided.
Luckily most 4x4 owners can winch off of the parking meters in town, to avoid these areas. Bloody city councils putting footpaths in! How inconsiderate!:bash:

[Drew]

I drive a 4WD, everywhere now. Because it's the most ecomical tow wagon I can afford. Turbo Diesle all the way.

[davereid]

sweet.. a small displacement bike is always going to be harrassed by cars and that evil friggin beast that is the menopausal housewife in the 4wd.

Your average car driver is lucky to SEE a motorcycle.

If they do see one, they don't know the difference in a VN1500 and a GN125, or care, and you won't be picked on just because you ride a small capacity machine.

If its like my moped, and struggles to cope with 70km/hr + traffic, then you are being picked on because you are slow, unlikely on an FX150.

Shit drivers are just shit drivers.

4WD, Hummer, or Smart ECO car, they are generally neither anti nor pro motorcycles, just indifferent.

SJ is doing the right thing confronting the moron behind the wheel, and showing great control and common sense by choosing the time and place herself, rather than being aggessive while vulnerable.

I wish I was as sensible !

[ynot slow]

I got phoned by the shop manager one day.The dickhead behind me rang the 0800 number and asked if I was on anything as I was speeding up,slowing down etc,nope I said but I just gone through 3km of roadworks at 30km,when those in front of me were going 50km plus(and the cops pinged one haha),also there were 3 cars in front of me, I saw no reason to go from 90km to 130km to pass and be pinged for speeding etc,manager and another lady were pissing themselves over the complaint,saying yes sir will talk to the driver and repremand him for slow driving,only time my driving had been phoned in.

[Gareth51]

Name and shame or it was all a waste of time....

Dave

Go on girl,can't wait till Monday,suspense is killing us

[Pedrostt500]

Ah I have on many ocasions found some one who has built some thing to be Fool Proof, but little did they know that accross town in a secret labortory, a mad sicentist was building a bigger and better Idoit.

[Number One]

Hey Str8...wanna borrow Dakota? I've just taught her a new trick AND getting a t-shirt made up for her to celebrate it...check the sample pic below :blip:

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Actually, sorry the 'psycho' is a desperate housewife isn't it....this might be more appropriate...though obviously YOU don't have a beard :blip:

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/slap-bitch-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Number One]

Wait...this ones better and Trudes will like it too :yes:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/JesusJuice/bitch-slap.jpg

[Trudes]

Yes, yes, I do like it!

And hey Hels.......
























Start a thread! ;)

[Number One]

oo ooo ooo AND Hels....

GET A PERM TOO!
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[Str8 Jacket]

It's my thread an i'll cry if I want to!!

Do you like my new perm?

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[Number One]

Do you like my new perm?

YOU IS SEXY BIARCH!! :blip:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=5849

[CookMySock]

It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. [....] PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.Maybe thats what she was asking you for? :Oops:

Steve

[sinfull]

I am ULTRA sensitive about the stupidity of other road users at the moment as someone close to me could have been killed by a careless driver not so long ago. They were lucky but it really makes you realise what can actually happen. We are very vulnerable on the road.

Funny thing is, is that when they were tailgating me I had assumed that they were male. :Oops:

Superman and the girl wonder, no wait thats batman but batman cant fly whereas your man can, so then you guys must be unique, i know we'll call you's Kin-evil and hell's angle ! Now, you did miss the invisible man out of your story, he would have been sitting in the drivers seat under the blushing one, as she was getting off (obviously) and you just misstook the screams of extacy and slamming of steering wheels for a simple old gush on the pedals !!!
So when ya rock in to her work on monday, just ask her "was he good ?"

[Ms Piggy]

Or that I am on my way there but wanted to let them know first... Depending on the reaction.

Oooooo, I have subscribed to this thread!

Actually last night when I was riding home at about 7:30pm there was a foolio with a personalised plate doing a bit of stupid passing etc, etc. I did think about *555 them when I got home but there's not a lot of point really.

Your tack is much better!

Edit: actually 1 of my friends was telling that a few weeks back on the MW her and dad (in his work van) witnessed a vehicle change lanes to a "gap" (not) in between 2 motorcyclists, the driver apparently clipped the rear wheel of the front rider!!! The rider managed to stay upright but apparently was all over the dumb-arsed driver. That would be terrifying! I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have had the skills to not be knocked off my bike.

[davebullet]

LOL I love these kind of stories... go for the throat I hate tailgaters even if she is the bosses wife... !!!!

Hopefully it might have been the boss' mistress.... would make it even more fun!

It's like the woman who shunted / tapped me at the lights many months ago. 99% of what is pissing them off has already been caused by someone else and you just end up being the steam vent.

[Ms Piggy]

Wait...this ones better and Trudes will like it too :yes:
Bah hah hah! I lik dat 1 too, itz ma favz!

[Drew]

99% of what is pissing them off has already been caused by someone else and you just end up being the steam vent.

Not sure if that's the case. A lot of car drivers are constantly pissed off, by the bike riders that duck and weave, and generally make c#*ts of themselves through traffic.

There's no excuse for them tail gaiting, or otherwise endangering people, but those who have nothing to do with bikers, tend to view us all the same.

[shafty]

Good for you Str8!!!! - Take a camera!!

I once phoned a company whose Ute had pulled out of a side road in front of my furniture truck then proceeded down the highway at 70 km/hr, "tell your driver the next time he tries that, I won't brake violently, I'll accelerate" (Add your own expletives according to taste)

[Drew]

(Add your own expletives according to taste)

I tried, but the sentence lost all meaning, and was two paragraphs long.

[shafty]

I tried, but the sentence lost all meaning, and was two paragraphs long.

ROFLOA - bling sent

[firefighter]

Name and shame or it was all a waste of time....

Dave

I agree, and we can all do the same to her! She'll have all sorts of motorcyclists giving her shit from all over the place! :confused: :clap:


Your average car driver is lucky to SEE a motorcycle.

If they do see one, they don't know the difference in a VN1500 and a GN125, or care, and you won't be picked on just because you ride a small capacity machine.

I dunno, I reacon a big dirty Harley is going to get less shit than a little 125!!!

[Pixie]

I was going up the Southern motorway yesterday.Usual thing - the wankers were all in the right lane doing 80 km/hr.I'm in the left lane doing 105.
As I approach a slower car in the left lane,I indicate to move right,slow and match speed with the right lane traffic,adjacent to a three car long gap.
I wait another five seconds (a total of more than 15 ) so that there is now doubt about my intentions.
Of course the driver of the car to the rear of the gap has revealed himself to be a c*nt and has accelerated to close the gap.
I change lanes - he tries to press the point and just about drives up the WRB before he backs off.

[gatch]

PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

I'll take one for the team, its always better with some fire in the furnace..

[Foxzee]

Hey Chicky....

Did you pay her the visit....do tell???:argue:

[ducatilover]

I really just want to ask what she was yelling at me and why. If I had have stopped for any reason she would have squashed me she was that close!

When I changed lanes she came right up next to me and started screaming. She had wound her window down but I couldnt hear her! It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. She was physcho enough for me to filter through traffic travelling at the speed limit to get away from her. PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

Did you ever stop to think that perhaps said bimbo was jealous of you bottom end shape and/or proportions? :baby:

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey Chicky....

Did you pay her the visit....do tell???:argue:

Well I tried. Even though the 4WD was parked out the fron of the building I was told that, *that* lady was on annual leave for a week or 2. Will be in next week... I swear I saw the bitch when I first walked in though :wait:

[shafty]

(said in Arnold Scwhartzeneger voice) I'll be backkkkkkkkkk

[Str8 Jacket]

(said in Arnold Scwhartzeneger voice) I'll be backkkkkkkkkk

'Cept I am kind of more like his 'twin' Danny DeVito... :laugh:

[Ms Piggy]

Well I tried. Even though the 4WD was parked out the fron of the building I was told that, *that* lady was on annual leave for a week or 2. Will be in next week... I swear I saw the bitch when I first walked in though :wait:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=810&pictureid=28135

[slimjim]

yup they all tough sitting in a cage...different once they aren't..do tell and go back

[nudemetalz]

Name and shame, Hels,...name and shame, so we can all pay a visit :bash:

[Disco Dan]

Well I tried. Even though the 4WD was parked out the fron of the building I was told that, *that* lady was on annual leave for a week or 2. Will be in next week... I swear I saw the bitch when I first walked in though :wait:

You mentioned you had called the company to confirm location of 4x4 ...no doubt the owner was made aware of your phone call.

[ready4whatever]

visit her car at work with a can of spray on paint stripper