Hey you guys!-Michael Jackson is DEAD! [Archive]

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 17:46

Hello everyone, been here a few times now for a looky:eek5:

You guys look fun on a friday!

I Like beetroot, what do you like?

kiwifruit

17th July 2009, 17:50

darling just give me five minutes, we're chatting about the pixma

Ixion

17th July 2009, 17:51

Pumpkins. Needs more pumpkins.

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 17:54

Now where the hell did I put that recipe? The one for stone soup.

Owl

17th July 2009, 17:55

I can see you're gonna fit right in!:blink:

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 17:56

Come -on ! I need more than that to play with..:innocent:

ajturbo

17th July 2009, 17:57

i like my time......

left alone to do and say what i want.... hahahahaha

i look at the guy in the mirror and tell him he is sooo good looking....

hey, it's a private thing i know... but....

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 17:59

Nearly tea time MrMrsters.
stone soup? didnt the Boss pay you yesterday you poor darling?

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 18:01

Oooh I like Gypsy's

(Edit) and apostrophies he he!

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:02

This is a piss take right?

Who is it, Dover?

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:03

Is buttered pop corn fattening?

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:04

Oooh I like Gypsy's

(Edit) and apostrophies he he!

:doh::pinch: Hitcher is SOOOO gunna get you...

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:04

Is buttered pop corn fattening?

Depends, how long is a piece of string?

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:05

Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:07

Depends, how long is a piece of string?
Depends on how long I cut it too... :p

Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.

Sorry I only have right handed ones. I have a left handed hammer though, if you want that...

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:07

Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.

When you find one, could you pick up a long-weight for me at the same time?

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 18:07

:doh::pinch: Hitcher is SOOOO gunna get you...

But he doesnt know where I am! ..... Is Hitcher special? :whocares:

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:08

That'd be overkill. It's only a little screw.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:08

..... Is Hitcher special? :whocares:

You *will* care.

Are you special?

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:09

That'd be overkill. It's only a little screw.

Giggidy giggidy :yeah: :yeah: :wari:

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:09

..... Is Hitcher special?

Very <yhhgtg>

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:09

Sorry I only have right handed ones. I have a left handed hammer though, if you want that...

Actually there are left, and right handed hammers. Look down the shaft of the knock stick from handle, to head. It will bend slightly left, or right. If you are right handed, ya want one that bends left. This is when the hammer face is pointing down.

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 18:10

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

Its my tea time.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:10

Actually there are left, and right handed hammers. Look down the shaft of the knock stick from handle, to head. It will bend slightly left, or right. If you are right handed, ya want one that bends left. This is when the hammer face is pointing down.

hehe, he said SHAFT! :yeah:

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:12

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:13

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

Its my tea time.

Bed time soon is it?

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:14

Mr Mstrs said a naughty word!

It's a vicious lie. I said no such thing.
I thought one though

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:16

Bed time soon is it?

Why, Hels....I thought you'd put all that behind you

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:17

hehe, he said SHAFT! :yeah:

I originally wrote...Look down the shaft, from the butt to the head. Head is to be face down.

But thought it might get taken the wrong way.

Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.:angry2:

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:20

I originally wrote...Look down the shaft, from the butt to the head. Head is to be face down.

But thought it might get taken the wrong way.

Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.:angry2:

Hmmm,

Hold the shaft while touching the head and the butt, gently hold it by making sure its head is down and the butt facing upward....

Better?...

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:20

Fuck, I was hoping to get ten innuendo's in that statement.:angry2:

You have to be careful with those...they can make you walk funny

FJRider

17th July 2009, 18:21

Now where the hell did I put that recipe? The one for stone soup.

Start with ten pounds of stones .... :yes:

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:22

Yes Chef...

Maha

17th July 2009, 18:23

Has anyone got a left-handed screwdriver I could borrow.

Yeah me, I used it to lift the lid off my can of striped paint.

ManDownUnder

17th July 2009, 18:24

You have to be careful with those...they can make you walk funny

Only if you're not used to 'em... or they're pointy...

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:24

Yeah me, I used it to lift the lid off my can of striped paint.

Aha. Whooooose can of striped paint?

ManDownUnder

17th July 2009, 18:25

Me finks SoftRider wants her roof painted...

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:26

Now there's a euphemism...

Maha

17th July 2009, 18:28

Aha. Whooooose can of striped paint?

Well, I ended up kicking it over, in fact, all over Moms bush.....:innocent:

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:28

Now there's a euphemism...

What's this about young people?

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:28

Hence the new avatar

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:29

Hence the new avatar

That's rainbow not stripes, duh!

MSTRS

17th July 2009, 18:30

Soup sup...chow

Maha

17th July 2009, 18:31

Hence the new avatar

Death_Inc made me do it.....:bash:

He has a phobia about Honda logo's.....:sweatdrop

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 18:50

Hmmm,

Hold the shaft while touching the head and the butt, gently hold it by making sure its head is down and the butt facing upward....

Better?...

ohhhh you make me quiver!- what are you doing later?

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:52

ohhhh you make me quiver!- what are you doing later?

A motorcyclist. You?

Drew

17th July 2009, 18:55

A motorcyclist. You?

Bwahahahahahaha, "that's game Hendrix"!

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 18:57

A motorcyclist. You?

Not yet- I dont own one but Ive ridden a few. Pitbikes and dirt bikes,
although I would like to try riding one of those RS Aprillias

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 18:59

Not yet- I dont own one but Ive ridden a few. Pitbikes and dirt bikes,
although I would like to try riding one of those RS Aprillias

Yes, my motorcyclist rides a motorcylce too. As do I. 2 Smokers are awesome, I think you chould try a GN250. If you can destroy it faster than I destroyed mine I will make you a badge.

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 19:06

Yes, my motorcyclist rides a motorcylce too. As do I. 2 Smokers are awesome, I think you chould try a GN250. If you can destroy it faster than I destroyed mine I will make you a badge.

He he- I think I have to get me a motorcyclist too! a two stroker!- My dad raves about his old H3- the widowmaker, mum says he's a tosser.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 19:08

He he- I think I have to get me a motorcyclist too! a two stroker!- My dad raves about his old H3- the widowmaker, mum says he's a tosser.

IS this a fucken PISSTAKE?!?! The 'Widow Maker' 750 triple is the bike that I have wet dreams over!! :yeah:

Drew

17th July 2009, 19:09

IS this a fucken PISSTAKE?!?! The 'Widow Maker' 750 triple is the bike that I have wet dreams over!! :yeah:

You catch on fast alright girl.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 19:11

You catch on fast alright girl.

Well seeing as I am still sittin hear, waiting for Malcolm to hurry up and BRING MORE FUCKEN BEER HOME, I have sobered up... hehe. Hey Rach!!! COme wheelie my bike! :yeah:

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 19:12

You catch on fast alright girl.

That was supposed to read... This IS a fucken pisstake... :laugh:

Drew

17th July 2009, 19:13

That was supposed to read... This IS a fucken pisstake... :laugh:

Thought you were sobering up.

Str8 Jacket

17th July 2009, 19:14

Thought you were sobering up.

Dont think its the beer. ;)

Drew

17th July 2009, 19:15

Dont think its the beer. ;)

Gotcha:Oops:

SoftRider

17th July 2009, 19:16

Well seeing as I am still sittin hear, waiting for Malcolm to hurry up and BRING MORE FUCKEN BEER HOME, I have sobered up... hehe. Hey Rach!!! COme wheelie my bike! :yeah:

snot Pricy

Drew

17th July 2009, 19:19

snot Pricy

I met Rach Price once, didn't need to blow her nose while I was talking to her.

What are you on about.

=cJ=

17th July 2009, 22:59

Walks into thread...

Looks around...

Makes hurried exit after seeing far too much wierd...

ducatilover

17th July 2009, 23:43

wet dreams :yeah:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! :rockon: Stuff the left handed hammers, insinuated cock goobles etc, this is the stuff!

Yearly excitement over :Oops:

ready4whatever

24th July 2009, 12:47

MJ was like marcus off terminator salvation, only his brain and heart were human

HDTboy

24th July 2009, 19:23

Death_Inc made me do it.....:bash:

He has a phobia about Honda logo's.....:sweatdrop

I don't see what's so scary about them?

Markw336

13th August 2009, 21:47

haha welcome to KB Forums youll fit in well

when i heard micheal jackson had died i thought his nose had fallen off lol.

Ghost_Bullet

13th August 2009, 21:59

Yeah well you were pretty close... if you are a camel.