Find a worse place name

[Big Dave]

map
(http://maps.google.co.nz/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Marthas+Vineyard,+Dukes,+Massachusetts,+United+S tates&sll=-41.244772,172.617188&sspn=44.08906,91.757812&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=FZJqdwIdHwnK-w&split=0&ll=41.338863,-70.805683&spn=0.043306,0.089607&t=h&z=14&iwloc=A)

[Magua]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg/439px-Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg

[Tony.OK]

Just a few...............

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

[BOGAR]

http://maps.google.co.nz/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Pratt's+Bottom,+Greater+London+BR2,+United+Kingd om&sll=41.338863,-70.805683&sspn=0.050394,0.077162&ie=UTF8&cd=3&geocode=FXtxDwMd4X4AAA&split=0&t=h&z=14&iwloc=A

I used to live near
Pratts Bottom
But at least i didn't live up it......:2thumbsup:lol:

[Big Dave]

Lickey End and Wank would get equal billing. (I bet I never say that again)

I also wonder what Douglas Adams would have made of them for 'The Meaning of Liff' :crazy:

I think the OP still has it for the proximity to Lobsterville. That's gold right there.

[Headbanger]

For some reason this reminds me of a teacher back at intermediate, Mr Cockburn.

He wasn't fooling anyone with his claim it was pronounced Co'burn, Whoever heard of a silent ck.....

One of his ancestors must have been the village fool to earn the name.

[MyGSXF]

1. Cocks, Cornwall
2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England
4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
6. Muff, County Donegal, Ireland (Not part of Britain or UK)
7. Fingringhoe, Essex, England
8. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
9. Shitterton, Dorset, England
10. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
11. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
12. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
13. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
14. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
15. Funbag Drive, Watford, England
16. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
17. Beaver Close, Surrey, England
18. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
19. Felch Square, Powys, Wales
20. Lickfold, West Sussex, England
21. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
22. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
23. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
24. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
25. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
26. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
27. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
28. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
29. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
30. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

[Big Dave]

Hey! I thought Shitterton was in the Wairapa.

[balans]

For some reason this reminds me of a teacher back at intermediate, Mr Cockburn.

He wasn't fooling anyone with his claim it was pronounced Co'burn, Whoever heard of a silent ck.....

One of his ancestors must have been the village fool to earn the name.

We had a teacher called Mr Longbottom, was actually quite appropriate.

There's a Cockburn in Perth, WA. They pronounce it Co'burn too. Probably not the sort of place a brothel would do well in otherwise.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Cockburn_city_logo.png

[James Deuce]

Been to Shitterton (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html). It's actually quite nice.

[Big Dave]

Perth - Not to mention Dogswamp and Innaloo.

[vifferman]

I saw a street in Hong Kong called Man Fuk Street.
I think it might've been where teh gheys hung out.

[ready4whatever]

dickwank - ireland

[MyGSXF]

* Anus, Batangas, Philippines
* Anus, Irian Jaya, Indonesia
* Anus, Laguna, Philippines
* (Cascade d') Arse, Pyrinees, France [website : "An impetuous and vigorous river of Arse"]
* Arsoli, Lazio, Italy
* Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States [map]
* Balls Cross, West Sussex, United Kingdom [map]
* Beaver, Oklahoma, United States
* Beaver, West Virginia, United States [website: Beaver data (temperature/humidity)]
* Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, United States
* Beaver Head, Idaho, United States
* Bell End, Worcestershire, United Kingdom [map]
* Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, United States
* Bollock, Sultan Kudarat, Philippines
* Bonar Bridge, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
* Bottom, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands Antilles
* Bottom, Surry, North Carolina, United States
* Brown Willy, Cornwall, United Kingdom
* BUM, Bates, Missouri, United States
* Buger, Majorca, Spain [map]
* Bum, Kutkashen, Azerbaijan
* Bum, Southern, Sierra Leone
* Bumbang, Victoria, Australia
* Chinaman's Knob, Australia
* Clam, Accomack, Virginia, United States
* Clam, Charente-Maritime, Poitou-Charentes, France
* Climax, Colorado, United States
* Climax, Polk County, Minnesota, United States
* Climax, Saskatchewan, Canada [Climax Directory]
* Clit, Arad, Romania
* Clit, Salja, Romania
* Clit, Suceava, Romania
* Conception Bay, Newfoundland
* The Cock Of Arran, Scotland, United Kingdom [Cycle route round the cock]
* Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
* Cockermouth, North (Cumbria, Allerdale), United Kingdom
* Cocks, Perranporth, Cornwall, United Kingdom
* Condom, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France
* Crap, Tirane, Albania
* Craponne sur Arzon, France
* Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada
* Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire, UK
* Cum, Wanderlandia, Tocantins, Brazil
* Cum, Zelaya, Nicaragua
* Cumbum, Andhra Pradesh, India [Map]
* Cumming, Georgia, United States [t-shirt]
* Cunt, Elazig, Turkey
* Cunt, Spain
* Cunter, Switzerland
* Dick, Weld County, Colorado, United States
* Dick, Chippewa County, Michigan, United States
* Dick, Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, United States
* Dikshit, India
* Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland [website]
* Dong, CHUXIONG, Yunan, China
* Dong, Khon Kaen, Thailand
* Dong, Lohit, Arunachal Pradesh, India
* Dong Rack, Thailand/Cambodia Border
* Dongo, Democratic Republic of Congo
* Dripsey, County Cork, Republic of Ireland
* Dump, Manchester, Jamaica
* Dyke, Inverness, Scotland, UK
* Effin, Limerick, Republic of Ireland [Effin National School]
* Erect, Randolph County, North Carolina, United States [map]
* Fanny, West Virginia (Wyoming), United States
* Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
* Feces de Abaixo (Lower Feces), Galiza, Spain [photo]
* Felch, Michigan (Dickinson), United States
* Felchville, Vermont, United States
* Felchville, MA, United States
* Fertile, Polk County, Minnesota, United State
* Finger, Cabarrus, North Carolina, United States
* Finger, McNairy, Tennessee, United States
* French Lick, Indiana, United States
* Fruitdale, South Dakota, United States
* Fist, Lezhe, Albania
* Fjuckby, Sweden [news: Fjuckby residents demand rebranding]
* Fucking, Tarsdorf, Austria [map] [news article]
* Fuku, Shensi, China
* Fukue, Honshu, Japan
* Fukem, Honshu, Japan
* Gash, Hormozgan, Iran
* Gash, Khorasan, Iran
* Gaylord, Michigan, United States [web - "Gaylord... Naturally!"]
* Gayville, South Dakota, United States
* Gisum, Yobe, Nigeria
* Gland, Switzerland [wikipedia entry]
* Hole, Tayside, Scotland, United Kingdom
* Hooker, Oklahoma
* Horn, Horn, Niederosterreich, Austria
* Horn, Nordur-Isafjardarsysla, Iceland
* Horn, Brønnøy, Nordland, Norway
* Horneytown, North Carolina, USA
* Humptulips, Washington, USA [link]
* Intercourse, Dutch County, Pennsylvania, USA
* Knoblick, Arizona, USA
* Kunt, Punjab, Pakistan
* Labia, Waremme, Liege, Belgium
* Lickham Bottom, Hemyock, Cullompton, United Kingdom
* Lickey End, West Midlands, United Kingdom
* Little Dix Village, West Indies
* Lord Berkeley's Knob, Sutherland, Scotland
* Lord Hereford's Knob, Wales, United Kingdom [link]
* Meat Camp, North Carolina, United States
* Meat Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada
* Mianus, Conneticut, United States
* Middle Intercourse Island, Australia
* Minge, Nivelles, Brabant wallon, Belgium
* Minge, Nord-Est, Haiti
* Minge, Silutes Rajonas, Lithuania
* Moist, Kachin, Myanmar
* Moorhead, Clay County, Minnesota, United States
* Muff, Northern Ireland
* Muff, Armstrong, Pennsylvania, United States
* Muff, Kilderry, Donegal, Ireland
* Nobber, Donegal, Ireland
* Nob End, Bolton, United Kingdom [map]
* Nork, Masis Shrjan, Yerevan
* Pee, Margibi, Liberia
* Penistone, South Yorkshire, Great Britain [map]
* Phuket, Phuket, Thailand
* Pee Pee Township, Pike County, Ohio USA [wikipedia] - home of Pee Pee Creek
* Pis, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
* Pis, Gers, Midi-Pyrn&cute;eacute;es, France
* Pis Pis River, Nicagragua
* Poke, Northern, Uganda
* Poo, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
* Poo, Himachal, India
* Probe, Utah (Salt Lake), Salt lake City
* Puke, Albania
* Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France [website (en Français)]
* Reddick, Florida, United States
* Rim, Guera, Chad
* Rim, Misrak Gojam, Ethiopia
* Rim, Nan, Thailand
* Ring, Ringville, Waterford, Ireland
* Ring, Umatilla, Oregon, United States
* Ring, Winnebago, Wisconsin, United States
* Sac City, Iowa, United States
* Semen, Jawa Timur, Indonesia
* Semen, Moldova, Moldova, Republic Of
* Semen, Sofiya, Bulgaria
* Sexmoan, Luzon, Phillipines
* Seymen, Turkey
* Shaft, Pennsylvania, United States
* Shafter, California, United States
* Shagg, Kurdufan, Sudan
* Shag Island, Indian Ocean
* Shag Point, South of Moeraki, South Island, New Zealand
* Shit, Debub Gonder, Ethiopia
* Shit, Mazandaran, Iran
* Shit, Zanjan, Iran
* Shitagoo Lake, Quebec, Canada
* Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
* Slut, Vasterbotten, Sweden
* Spear, Avery, North Carolina, United States
* Spear, Big Horn, Montana, United States
* Spear, Prairie, Arkansas, United States
* Spurt, Oost-Vlanderen (Dendermonde, Hamme), Belgium
* Stiff, Bretagne (Finistere, Ouessant), France
* Sugar Tit, South Carolina, United States
* Swallow, Salt Lake, Utah, United States
* Tampon, Reunion, Reunion
* The Bastard, Argyll & Bute, Scotland [map]
* Three Cocks, Wales, United Kingdom [map]
* Thong, Essex, UK[map]
* Tit, Adrar, Algeria
* Tit, Tamanghasset, Algeria
* Tit, Vorkuta, Komi, Russia
* Tittybong, Australia
* Tös, Freudenstadt, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
* Tos, Konakovsky, Twer', Russia
* Tong Fuk, South Lantau, Hong Kong [Ma Po Ping Prison and Tong Fuk Centre]
* Turdo, Romania
* Twathats, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
* Twatt, Orkney, Scotland, United Kingdom[map]
* Twatt, Shetland, Scotland, United Kingdom[map]
* Urin, West New Britain, Papua New Guinea
* Vagina, Kurgan (Belozersky), Russia
* Virgin Arm, Newfoundland, Canada
* Virginville, Pennsylvania, United States
* Wangquing, China
* Wank, Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany [Ol's Wank Photos] [Wank - Live Camera!] (live cam shows the Wankbahn cable car) [Directions to Wank]
* Wank, Bayern (Ostallgäu, Nesselwang), Germany
* Wankers Corner, Oregan, USA
* Wankie, Zimbabwe
* Wanks River, Nicaragua
* Wankum, Germany
* Weedon, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
* Wet Beaver Creek, Australia
* Woody, Cumberland, Tennessee, United States
* Woody, Greene, Illinois, United States
* Woody, Kern, California, United States


Yes.. it's raining.. & I'm bored.... :shutup:

[MyGSXF]

From Sweden jah

[James Deuce]

"Muff (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html) (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html)
Muff – from the Irish word "magh" – is a village in County Donegal, on the border between the Republic and Northern Ireland. Over the last decade, Muff has seen a huge growth in population, with people from Northern Ireland moving across the border. The first week in August sees the Muff Festival – and there's a diving club in the village called, yes, the Muff Diving Club. "

[Clockwork]

I used to live quite close to Lickey End and funnily enough I have never thought of it like that before. Probably because it was just an area of the the Lickey Hills, a local beauty spot just south of Birmingham. Some expensive property there if I remember rightly, Quite appropriately named really.


Another nearby village was called Pink Green.

[Headbanger]

Auckland.:crazy::crazy::crazy:

[martybabe]

I used to live quite close to Lickey End and funnily enough I have never thought of it like that before. Probably because it was just an area of the the Lickey Hills, a local beauty spot just south of Birmingham.
.

Hah, I was going to write exactly that, spooky. Up the Villa.

Place names, err Upper, middle, and lower piddle.

[James Deuce]

Tolpuddle, Affpuddle, and Lower Puddle are all on the River Piddle. They changed their names in Victorian times.

[martybabe]

Tolpuddle, Affpuddle, and Lower Puddle are all on the River Piddle. They changed their names in Victorian times.

You know, I think your right, can't find them on Google although the area Upper piddle still exists. I'll have to go with upper and Lower Slaughter then, pretty little places despite their names.

[YellowDog]

I don't know if it was real or not however there was a famous UK address for a lady called Mary Likes whom was a barmaid and lived at a pub at which she worked called 'The Cock' and her address was:

Mary Likes
The Cock (Public House)
Welwyn
Tillett
Herts.

[Pussy]

For some reason this reminds me of a teacher back at intermediate, Mr Cockburn.

He wasn't fooling anyone with his claim it was pronounced Co'burn, Whoever heard of a silent ck.....

One of his ancestors must have been the village fool to earn the name.
I wonder if he would hit his missus up for a "fu"......

[Big Dave]

Can you remember the Benny Hill ones?

There was:

Hugh Jarce.
Ivor Biggin.

More?

[James Deuce]

Charlie's Angels 2 - Drew Barrymore's character's "real" name was Helen Zass.

[Skyryder]

Can you remember the Benny Hill ones?

There was:

Hugh Jarce.
Ivor Biggin.

More?

One I recall.

A Mr Cocksaw who lived at

Kneedim in the Groin

I think it was from one of his dittys that he use to do.

[Swoop]

Cuntis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuntis), Spain.

[CookMySock]

Wank mountain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain)

http://www.swisswebcams.ch/deutschwebcams_detailansicht.php?wid=1045500451 Wank webcam
http://www.becker-stoll.de/ Wank-Haus

Sounds like a great place, especially for people like me (good paragliding there!)

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Steve

[mctshirt]

I discovered there is a Frankie Stevens Way in the Hutt Valley the other day. Not my idea of an address I'd happily admit to.

[Clockwork]

I discovered there is a Frankie Stevens Way in the Hutt Valley the other day. Not my idea of an address I'd happily admit to.

Tragic init?

I wonder if it affects the property prices.