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98tls
23rd July 2009, 17:54
Heres a bunch of bad-asses,gorgeous bike though.http://www.tlzone.net/forums/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fhellforleathermagazine.com% 2F2009%2F07%2Fkarl-lagerfeld-forms-chanel-bi.html

Str8 Jacket
23rd July 2009, 18:01
The guy on the left ,is he Karl? Is it just me, or does that guy's head looks like its been cut and paste on there!

98tls
23rd July 2009, 18:02
No idea mate,ive never heard of him.Look like a faggot to me.

Blackshear
23rd July 2009, 18:03
Those forks look odd, and that front wheel as if it should be on a lorry truck.

Str8 Jacket
23rd July 2009, 18:06
No idea mate,ive never heard of him.Look like a faggot to me.

A faggot with a BIG head. Kinda looks like he should be sitting on the dash of someones car...

sAsLEX
23rd July 2009, 18:07
Those forks look odd, and that front wheel as if it should be on a lorry truck.

Dropped through the yokes for some sweet sharp handling!

imdying
23rd July 2009, 18:10
Yeah, that's Karl (not the guy in the middle doing hte zoolander bit). That 'faggot' has modified more bikes that you're ever likely to ;)

/edit: oops, typo

JMemonic
23rd July 2009, 18:12
Looks like a salt flat speed record attempt, great in a straight line but wont corner, whos this Karl Lagerfield and wtf is a chanel my spell check suggest channel.

98tls
23rd July 2009, 18:14
Yeah, that's Karl. That 'faggot' has modified more bikes that you're ever likely to ;) Yea yea,your ears been burning mate?Just had Kickaha call in on his way home from Dunners,you and your bike got a mention.

Squid
23rd July 2009, 18:16
Is it just me or is there no front brakes? :eek5:
And yeah that front tire does look like its off a truck...

98tls
23rd July 2009, 18:17
Yeah, that's Karl. That 'faggot' has modified more bikes that you're ever likely to ;) A web search reveals hes got enough money to have as many bikes built as he likes.:angry:Lucky bugger.

EJK
23rd July 2009, 18:19
Is it just me or is there no front brakes? :eek5:
And yeah that front tire does look like its off a truck...

Guess it's a display-only purpose

slofox
23rd July 2009, 18:19
and wtf is a chanel my spell check suggest channel.

Chanel - fashion house..as in Chanel No 5..?

imdying
23rd July 2009, 18:20
A web search reveals hes got enough money to have as many bikes built as he likes.:angry:Lucky bugger.Yup, he has built some exception concours winning bikes, no surprise though... he might look like a queer as anything mofo, but he has design talents you and I would kill for :crazy:

James Deuce
23rd July 2009, 18:26
Good grief.

Str8 Jacket
23rd July 2009, 18:28
Good grief.

I concur! :yes: .

JMemonic
23rd July 2009, 18:30
Chanel - fashion house..as in Chanel No 5..?

Bah fashion its a form of ugliness, so f'in ugly we have to change it every three months, and what do you use a number 5 channel for ??

I guess I am going to have to look this Karl Larger drinker up on the interweb thing, but if he is the guy on the left with the grey hair, the one at the rear of the bike looks like he might the this oddity's play toy, there to me seems something odd about the 3 of them.

Is this the guy who came up with the fur covered helmet?

98tls
23rd July 2009, 18:33
Is this the guy who came up with the fur covered helmet? Wouldnt mind covering my helmet in the Bimbos fur.:innocent:

Big Dave
23rd July 2009, 18:59
Come in Chanel Five...chanel five....


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98tls
23rd July 2009, 19:03
Come in Chanel Five...chanel five....
Did like "making plans for Nigel" back in the day,jesus,that day was a long time ago.:crybaby:

davebullet
23rd July 2009, 20:20
Chanel? Is that because it is going to attempt to cross the English Channel?

normajeane
23rd July 2009, 20:24
Wouldnt mind covering my helmet in the Bimbos fur.:innocent:

AND a pink tassel here and there??

98tls
23rd July 2009, 20:40
AND a pink tassel here and there??
:Oops:I want a lawyer.:innocent:

javawocky
24th July 2009, 08:01
about as practical as the crap they produce. :sick:

Skyryder
24th July 2009, 19:41
Yup, he has built some exception concours winning bikes, no surprise though... he might look like a queer as anything mofo, but he has design talents you and I would kill for :crazy:

It even looks as if the photo has been designed.


Skyryder

Big Dave
25th July 2009, 02:02
Yup, he has built some exception concours winning bikes, no surprise though... he might look like a queer as anything mofo, but he has design talents you and I would kill for :crazy:

I image that depends if removing functionality in favour of the aesthetic is a design trait you prefer.

Hinny
25th July 2009, 03:56
Called in to Deus ex Machina yesterday. Corner of Nelson and Wellesley St in old power board workshops. If you like that bike you will love the bikes they have in there. A highly recomended visit.
The Lambo bike up at Independent Prestige on Gt. North Road is worth the time/effort of going to see. POA $400k?

imdying
25th July 2009, 09:42
I image that depends if removing functionality in favour of the aesthetic is a design trait you prefer.That depends on whether you can accept that motorcycles have a place as purely an object for artistic expression, rather than merely functional objects. Some of the best are both of course :)

Paulo
27th July 2009, 19:01
Meh I've no beef with fashion, it's just another branch of business and to be honest It's nice when the girls put on something a bit flash. (Still wont catch me in a cardigan and skinny ass jeans). BUT it is good to see a bike in a commercial that isnt a harley or a sports clone. : )
Karl soes remind me of one of the thunderdird baddies tho (wonder if his head wobbles when he walks?)

Big Dave
27th July 2009, 19:16
That depends on whether you can accept that motorcycles have a place as purely an object for artistic expression, rather than merely functional objects. Some of the best are both of course :)

Sure - I like Big Daddy and Arlen Ness and the OCC work too.

I don't think this example displays really enviable skillez however. The thing would tip over less than a chopper.

I admire Sochiro's and Erik's eg design skills a whole lot more.

peasea
27th July 2009, 19:16
Chanel - fashion house..as in Chanel No 5..?

I was hoping English Channel, chuck him in.

Big Dave
27th July 2009, 19:20
Unless of course lifting the thing on the fork tubes is on the agenda every time you come to a corner :-)

98tls
27th July 2009, 19:35
Not bad to look at either,and a touch more practical eh.

imdying
28th July 2009, 08:58
I don't think this example displays really enviable skillez however. The thing would tip over less than a chopper. I don't think lean angle is a prerequisite on a piece of art :laugh:

Big Dave
28th July 2009, 10:54
I don't think lean angle is a prerequisite on a piece of art :laugh:

If the art is worth sacrificing the functionality for then roll on the Arlen Ness 'Fire Engine Bike' by all means.

This example is hardly packed with the wall to wall zeitgeiss to warrant any lack of functionality. particularly as it tips its hat at cafe racers.

imdying
28th July 2009, 11:41
Agreed, this particular bike isn't that intricate or pretty that it can ignore functionality.

Big Dave
28th July 2009, 11:48
I don't mind the pouty bimbette either.

If they lifted the front end and got ride of the cross ply tyre he's getting there.

MarkH
28th July 2009, 12:49
I don't mind the pouty bimbette either.

If they lifted the front end

I don't think that she really needs a boob job, she is lovely the way she is.

Big Dave
28th July 2009, 12:57
I don't think that she really needs a boob job, she is lovely the way she is.

Inflate to 40lbs.

avgas
28th July 2009, 13:11
Flippin great. CHANNEL trying to pass themselves off as cool.
They are as caf' as a ferrari at a swap meet.
Wankers.
What next - Gucci VROD. D&G Mustang or the amazing LV switchblade?

one fast tl1ooo
28th July 2009, 13:19
If she was hot, she could stay there :laugh:

crazyhorse
28th July 2009, 13:22
If she was hot - she'd be leaning on a better bike :rofl: :rofl:

one fast tl1ooo
28th July 2009, 13:24
If she was hot - she'd be leaning on a better bike :rofl: :rofl:

:laugh::laugh: good call :laugh::laugh: