They say bad things happen in 3's

[Ms Piggy]

So this is #3! Do you hear me biker gods!! :angry2:

I had taken to parking my motorbike on Boulcott St. There is a little island thingamee that juts out and I can sneak the bike in the side of it quite nicely (it's actually where another womans bike was stolen from not so long ago...I should have thought about that!). I've been working full time at the moment and get stuck with the 7pm knock off *siiigh*, so it's all dark and horrible when I finish *siiigh*.

I came out and noticed straight away that my bike had been shifted, it wasn't in the same position as it had been parked in, the steering lock was also a lot more difficult that normal to unlock and then I noticed that the galss on my speedo has been smashed! It's shattered but not broken! :mad: Now I can't absolutely say it didn't fall over but there was no other damage to the bike, :disapint: as I would assume there would be if it had blown over as opposed to deliberate vandalism! :crybaby: :eek5:

[White trash]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out! :angry2:

[Ms Piggy]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out! :angry2:
Yes please. :Punk:

[zeRax]

i think it is getting to the point where people need to have shifts and bike round wellington checking kb'ers parked bikes, also carrying a nice blunt instrument to bash some nogood heads >:0

[Joni]

Oh Cath...Im sorry to hear this....

I just dont get it.... :angry2: why cant people just leave other peoples possessions alone... Yes I know at times I live in an "ideal world", but things like this should not happen, especially to good people.

Time to get old Betty fixed up once and for all... as you say the third thing has now come and gone!

Good luck. :niceone:

[Wolf]

Bloody Hell! You're not having a great time of it, are you.

Sorry to hear of this and I support your surmise - if the bike had taken a spill and hed been put aright by a kindly soul, I'd expect more damage elsewhere - sounds like some twat has done the dirty on your bike.

Any likely sources of witnesses - nearby shops, handy security cameras etc?

[jrandom]

That's really crap, Cathy, sorry to hear it. Next time I'm down there, I'm booking a session with Jimmy in the back of the Vigilante Panel Van.

On another note, I don't recall this ever happening when the bike had that 'Killer Pussy' paintjob... maybe the previous owner had the right idea, eh?

[Holy Roller]

Some people just can't keep their hands in their pockets,
Even if there was video of it the likelyhood of the cops doing anything is slim. Had some of the local youth pull my bike off its stand all caught on vid, anthing come of it NO. Maybe the broken mirror will be chalked up to the latest with the drunk driver.

[Hitcher]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?
Any excuse to dress up in leather...

[Fart]

Sorry to hear about your bike.

Hey, lets be more careful out there.

[TonyB]

Next time I'm down there, I'm booking a session with Jimmy in the back of the Vigilante Panel Van.
Mate, you left yourself wiiiiide open with that statement.

CSL, what can I say...unbelievable, hopefully with incident number 3 out of the way you'll have some better luck now.
Exactly what have you done to offend the almighty Biker Gods?

[inlinefour]

So this is #3! Do you hear me biker gods!! :angry2:

I had taken to parking my motorbike on Boulcott St. There is a little island thingamee that juts out and I can sneak the bike in the side of it quite nicely (it's actually where another womans bike was stolen from not so long ago...I should have thought about that!). I've been working full time at the moment and get stuck with the 7pm knock off *siiigh*, so it's all dark and horrible when I finish *siiigh*.

I came out and noticed straight away that my bike had been shifted, it wasn't in the same position as it had been parked in, the steering lock was also a lot more difficult that normal to unlock and then I noticed that the galss on my speedo has been smashed! It's shattered but not broken! :mad: Now I can't absolutely say it didn't fall over but there was no other damage to the bike, :disapint: as I would assume there would be if it had blown over as opposed to deliberate vandalism! :crybaby: :eek5:

For all those vigilantee types, don't lower your standards to crap standards like the tosspots who have done this in the first place. Cage or bike, own one long enough and this sort of thing will eventually happen. Thus the importance of good insurance. Sorry to hear about the ride though, its a peal pisser...

[outlawtorn]

My heart goes out to you CSL, but fear not, in the grand scheme of thing what goes around comes around...

[Riff Raff]

Cathy you are having a rough time of it - at least it should be all good from now on! I've had a little chat to the Biker Goddess:

"Blessed Biker Goddess, please take pity on one Celtic Sea Lily, a loyal and devoted biker chick, who's happiness is complete when riding her trusty steed, bla bla bla............................................... ..........................
and stop people F%#*ing with her bike!!! Thank you."

[NC]

Any excuse to dress up in leather...
'Spandex'
..

[Ms Piggy]

On another note, I don't recall this ever happening when the bike had that 'Killer Pussy' paintjob... maybe the previous owner had the right idea, eh?
Well it was actually stolen while it was the Killa P but then found.

[White trash]

J: I don't got a pannel van, I got something better.

[James Deuce]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.

[White trash]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.

Ummmmm, I've never owned a bike that hasn't ended up rooted mate! Except of course the fine example Wenier rescued.

Can I be exempt?

[James Deuce]

Ummmmm, I've never owned a bike that hasn't ended up rooted mate! Except of course the fine example Wenier rescued.

Can I be exempt?


aLRIGHT. dEATH pENALTY FOR PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.

[Wolf]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.
Methinks you left out "goat-buggering", "bag-biting", "slime-wallowing" and "brain- damaged"

Death's too good for them... Vogon poetry, Narn Opera and break out the hi-voltage genital clamps

[Lou Girardin]

break out the hi-voltage genital clamps

Where would you attach them?

[NC]

Where would you attach them?
To you're ears?
Cause your genitals are on your head, aye


:unsure: :wait: :mellow: :crazy:

[strayjuliet]

Methinks you left out "goat-buggering", "bag-biting", "slime-wallowing" and "brain- damaged"

Death's too good for them... Vogon poetry, Narn Opera and break out the hi-voltage genital clamps
HHHmmmmm, me thinks you have far too much spare time, shouldnt you be working?? CSL I'm so sorry to hear about your beautiful bike being beaten. Someone really needs to teach those S.O.Bs a lesson. I'd like to give em a pounding or 2. :angry2: Who do they think they are breaking other peoples hard earned stuff?

[avgas]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out! :angry2:
Count me in if i can wear my matt black helmet and carry a bat

[jazbug5]

If I want to be a vigilante, do I *have* to book a session in the back of WT's van?
May they be caught one day in the act. Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.

[Hitcher]

Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.
Hers, or theirs? I'm sure there are animal welfare codes that cover such contingencies...

[Wolf]

If I want to be a vigilante, do I *have* to book a session in the back of WT's van?
May they be caught one day in the act. Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.
Apparently true story - could be apocryphal/Urban Legend, tho:

Guy returning to his car sees some bloke has the door open and is under the dash trying to hotwire it. Instead of losing his rag he saunters up and asks: "Having trouble?"

Would-be thief, thinking it's just some well-meaning passer-by who is unaware he's a crook (and desiring to keep it that way) casually says: "Yeah, just doesn't seem to want to start."

"Know what you mean," says the car's owner, "I have that trouble with it every morning..."

Too late to run at that point, eh.

So if you see someone tampering with your wheels, don't yell "Oi!" when you're half a block away and hope you can catch 'em as they leg it, sashay up in a helpful manner and appear not to realise they're doing anything wrong - do it right and you'll be close enough to at least positively ID them - or better yet, break every bone in their bodies.

Dunno about using NC30_chick, tho', Amnesty International might take exception to the use of "cruel and unusual punishment". :p Better stick with the baseball bat.

[White trash]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break. :whistle:

[Ms Piggy]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break. :whistle:
:killingme You guys & gals are so great!
You sure know how to cheer a biker up.

There's no kissy person, so this will have to do >>>>>>>>>>>>> :grouphug:

[Waylander]

Ever thought of tryin a sting operation? As in park the bike in the same spot after its fixed and hide in a few cars park around the bike and then if the person shows up and starts in on your bike again, you all hop out and do unto them.:msn-wink:

[jrandom]

Ever thought of tryin a sting operation? As in park the bike in the same spot after its fixed and hide in a few cars park around the bike and then if the person shows up and starts in on your bike again, you all hop out and do unto them.:msn-wink:

Dude, keep up at the back, there...

[Waylander]

Dude, keep up at the back, there...
You just remember that if me and you ever go on a ride together pal.:niceone:

[jrandom]

You just remember that if me and you ever go on a ride together pal.:niceone:

I wasn't referring to your skill on two wheels :p

[Waylander]

I wasn't referring to your skill on two wheels :p
I know, I was refering to yours.:whistle:

[jrandom]

I know, I was refering to yours.:whistle:

Oooh, you bitch. Ah gonna git choo now...

[Waylander]

Oooh, you bitch. Ah gonna git choo now...
Come down with Aff-Man on sunday and you'll get your chance.

[jrandom]

Come down with Aff-Man on sunday and you'll get your chance.

Not this Sunday, but let's see how the weather is next weekend, a bit of a Waikato ride on Saturday wouldn't be out of the question.

[Waylander]

allright then, barring us not getting it running you're on.:Punk:

[soundbeltfarm]

i wonder if im weird.
i somtimes ponder about what i could do to somone fucking with my family or posseions.
ive come up with heaps of painful degrading shite ...
anyone else ever thought of torture you would do to some fuck that you catch tampiring with your stuff.
the moral too is if you find somone on your property shoot to kill ...otherwise you'll end up like the guy up north who shot at those guys on his farm.

[wkid_one]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out! :angry2:

Fuck Jimmy - you would be blown over in a stiff breeze like the bike was!

[Riff Raff]

Fuck Jimmy - you would be blown over in a stiff breeze like the bike was!
He's probably going to use force of personality - or be like that Charlie dude who lets his Angels do all his dirty work!

[Ms Piggy]

...blown over in a stiff breeze like the bike was!
The bike wasn't blown over. :( If it had been the whole left side would have been damaged me thinks.

[Ghost Lemur]

Damn that tears the panties CSL. If you like get Kickaha to look at my speedo too this weekend. Even if you keep the majority of yours and use the other for the glass/clear plastic.

Any other bits? Sure you don't just want it all?

hehe

You know what you need is a night out with a group of dodgy bikers you meet online. :msn-wink:

Oh, and a few of these. :drinknsin

Hopefully now though the good will start. Least all the damage is being done to this baby, and not the one you'll move to when you get your full. Don't stop it hurting though.

[Groins_NZ]

That sucks the big one matey! I had my car broken into once, had lots of gear inside, including a brand new socket set my father had brought me for Christmas - they took the lot. Fair blistered me knob did that!

[Ms Piggy]

Damn that tears the panties CSL. If you like get Kickaha to look at my speedo too this weekend. Even if you keep the majority of yours and use the other for the glass/clear plastic.
Thanks mate, that would be good actually. :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out! :angry2:

Subtle as a train smask...

... but then sometimes subtlty isn't is the best option... BRING ON THE TRAINS!

Good luck CSL... hate it when that crap happens
MDU

[Lias]

The warehouse sells great little baseball bats, "kiddie sized" with the ball with them. Great for swinging one handed.

Baseball bat + balaclava + van load of angry bikers = Sore thief

[Wolf]

The warehouse sells great little baseball bats, "kiddie sized" with the ball with them. Great for swinging one handed.

Baseball bat + balaclava + van load of angry bikers = Sore thief
We need to do some proper scientific testing, here. Full-sized bat has more mass but is slower to wield, smaller bat, less mass but better speed. Need to work out which combination gives the better "punch" - e=0.5mV^2

We could work it out with calculations or do a more "hands-on" test on whomever we catch tampering with a set of wheels. The latter would be more subjective and probably a lot more fun.

And we could probably find "inventive" uses for the ball as well. :whistle:

[Slipstream]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break. :whistle:

Vigilante Van, pfft :tugger: , small fry....

I got the Baseball Bat Bus, fully equiped with all types of baseball bats, surveilence gear and modded up for (safe) high speed chasing ... plenty o' room.

All aboard!!!

[NC]

:confused: Fark, you guys make me look like a bad-arse..

I'm a delicate wee petal :whistle:

[Slipstream]

:confused: Fark, you guys make me look like a bad-arse..

I'm a delicate wee petal :whistle:

If you're a delicate wee petal, then I must be the princesses arse which felt the pea :lol:

[NC]

If you're a delicate wee petal, then I must be the princesses arse which felt the pea :lol:
You could well be :msn-wink:

[ManDownUnder]

We need to do some proper scientific testing, here. Full-sized bat has more mass but is slower to wield, smaller bat, less mass but better speed. Need to work out which combination gives the better "punch" - e=0.5mV^2

We could work it out with calculations or do a more "hands-on" test on whomever we catch tampering with a set of wheels. The latter would be more subjective and probably a lot more fun.

And we could probably find "inventive" uses for the ball as well. :whistle:

WHOA DUDE! That's physics and I'm... well... slowing down till the weekend...!

(of course if you wanted to double anything, make it the velocity.... that's the greatest increase of energy... now... if only I could think of some way to make a bat do 200 kph while holding it in my left hand...)